Eat all over the world, eat all over the husband.

I am the most handsome in the universe, and I am the weakest in the universe.

That's right, cottages are everywhere.

I'm the most handsome in the universe and I'm really going to vomit blood, tell me what's going on? Is this me?

This thing immediately began to doubt life.

Everyone sent a message to make this universe the most declining to speak, and finally, this person spoke, but it was better not to say this, and everyone exploded as soon as he said it.

"Are you sick? Your cottage's name, and now it's you who is drawn. ”

"My brother, are you a dizzy chicken? Do you see if the pointer refers to your name?"

"I said buddy, you are an earthling, why do you have the most decay in the universe?"

"A man with a story, if this is not my most handsome trumpet in the universe, then this is definitely a man with a story. ”

Ye Fei couldn't help it, bent down to the computer, and asked, "I said...... My weakest friend in the universe, are you sure that you have nothing to do with the most handsome in the universe?"

I am the weakest in the universe: "I am the most handsome in the universe? I only met him after watching these episodes." ”

"Uh~~"

Ye Fei really didn't know what to say, so he stood up and rubbed his face, with a confused expression on his face.

The most handsome man in the universe had a flaming expression, and said, "I said, friend, do you have a problem with your head? If you don't take so many names, why do you have to choose a name that is the same as mine?"

"It's the same, it's different, you're handsome, I'm weak, one word worse. ”

“........ You're a copycat. ”

"You are a copycat, my name has been used since Ye Shen started broadcasting, how can it be a copycat of yours?"

“........ So what the hell is going on? Brother, you have to give an explanation, right?"

I'm the most handsome in the universe, I really want to die, MMP, Lao Tzu's 100 million Galaxy coins have been thrown out, can you give me this? What kind of plane is this?

"Explain? Explain what?"

"Explain your name, why do you have to call it that? Do you know that I want to vomit blood when I see this name?"

"Hehe, what's vomiting blood, my name is for myself, and I didn't say you. ”

The most handsome in the universe sent a bunch of crazy expressions, and said, "It's aimed at yourself again, but can you change it?"

"If you don't change, I'm the most declining, and no one in the universe is declining like me. ”

“........”

I am the most handsome in the universe and am directly speechless, this person is still stubborn, and the people in the whole universe are not declining like you, as if you are a declining god.

After eating all over the world, he was amused by the conversation between the two people, and smiled: "Weakest, what the hell is going on? ”

I sighed and said, "Actually, there is no special meaning, that is, I really feel that I am the most declining person in the world, I am really declining to the point of home, I really want to die now." ”

"Huh?"

Everyone was even more confused, if this person hadn't experienced some wind and waves, it would have been impossible to say this.

"Tell me, maybe some of us are worse than you. The Scattered Flower Fairy smiled patiently.

I said the most in the universe: "Impossible, there is no one in the universe who is weaker than me, I am a college student who just graduated this year, there is a hospital to our school to recruit, I prepared a resume to go to the interview, but I was hit by a car and broke my left arm halfway through, I went to the interview with one arm drooping." ”

Everyone: "......."

Damn, can you still break your arm when you go to an interview in school? Big brother, you're so awesome.

"And then?" asked the world.

Later, when I ran to the recruitment location, they had just finished the interview session, and I begged people to look at my resume, but they still saw that I was injured and finally reluctantly looked at my resume, and finally gave me a chance. ”

"That's a good thing. ”

"A good thing? This is the beginning, you don't know, the hospital I went to is a strong hospital, I recovered from the injury just after the hospital was equipped with a mobile phone, an electric car, a special computer for work, the welfare is still very good, but my decline has just begun, I went home from work and walked halfway and let the car to hit, as a result, my electric car is fine, I was hit and broke my left arm, hospitalized for two weeks, and then I started to work after I got better, the first day I got home from work, I put the electric car downstairs, and then went back to the house to tidy up the room, forgot to close the door, someone ran into my room and ran with my mobile phone on the table。 ”

All again: "......."

Brother, you're entangled in the god of decay.

"That's the mobile phone sent by our hospital, you can sign in or post important news on it, I can't lose it, I ran out to chase, but I just ran out and remembered that the door was not locked, so I hurriedly ran back to lock the door, and then found that the computer on my desk was gone. ”

Everyone again: "......."

Nima, you're really nobody.

"I was going crazy, the computer was also sent by the hospital, all my information is in it, not to mention the loss, I think the computer just lost, the thief must not have run far, I remember that when I went downstairs just now, someone rushed past me, and hurriedly ran downstairs to chase after me on an electric car, and then ...... Then I found out that my electric car was also lost, woo~~~"

Everyone doesn't know what to say anymore, big brother, you ....... You're really worthy of your name, can you decay a little more?

"Ahem, in fact, if you don't have anything, just explain it to the unit, and I believe your unit will understand. ”

"No, they don't understand! They think I'm lying, that I'm selling something, that I'm using bitter tricks. ”

"Bitter Meat Scheme? Why are you still involved in the Bitter Meat Scheme?"

"What else can I do? I was worrying when a neighbor of mine came back, and I borrowed his electric car and rode out, and just went out....... Damn, I got hit again....... My left arm...... It's broken again. ”

“........”

It's a very sad story, but ...... Everyone in the live broadcast room laughed unkindly.

No way, this is a joke, if this is true, then the name of my weakest guy in the universe is too right, it is appropriate.

"Ahem, this ...... This universe my weakest friend, don't be discouraged, life is still very beautiful, as long as your heart is full of sunshine, every day is sunny, you can go to work after you recover from your injury, forget all the previous unpleasantness. The corners of Ye Fei's mouth twitched comfortingly.

That's right, this thing is also holding back a smile, this girl is an unlucky guy.

Everyone also hurried to comfort, no matter what, people are already so unlucky, it is necessary to give some comfort.

"Go to work, Ye Shen, what you said is light, I stayed in the hospital for half a month, and when I got better, I went to work to find out that I had been fired, and those things were not let me pay for them, saying that it was a benefit for me, and my job was gone, can you understand my mood at that time? I walked out of the unit in despair, I felt that my sky was going to fall, I felt that my life was going to be over, what did I do wrong? God wants to do this to me. ”

"The most declining, I am a person from the past, I can understand your mood, when people are not going well, it is indeed a series of unlucky things will appear, or the old ancestor, why did you leave such a sentence, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, it's good in the past, you should be better now, right?" Zhang Junwei also sent a message to comfort.

The most handsome in the universe gave a wry smile and said, "Now, I'm hospitalized now." ”

"What's going on?"

"What else can I do, I didn't see the traffic light when I came out of the unit, but I was hit by a car again, my left arm was broken again, and now I am hospitalized, and yesterday I just received a message from my girlfriend, broke up with me, go and get along with Cheng Liang, Cheng Liang, my best friend, especially now snatched my girlfriend away! Big brother and sister, brothers and sisters, tell me if I am the weakest person in the universe of the whole meeting? Have you ever seen someone who is even weaker than me?"

Everyone's Nth time: "........"

I haven't seen it, I really haven't seen someone weaker than you!

You are the god of decay, you are the ancestor of decay, you are the ancestor of decay, you are the emperor of decay.

Tell me if you blew up the galaxy in your last life? Otherwise, the heavens would not have been able to toss you like this, and if you still have the courage to live now, if you were replaced by someone else, you would have been killed by a headlong crash.

I'm the most handsome in the universe and completely speechless, Nima, you're the best.

"Ahem, most decrepit friend, I didn't expect your experience to be so ups and downs, I ....... Forget it, I won't ask you for this quota, if you come with this quota again, I guess you won't have the courage to live. ”

"Hehe, I thought about dying, but I didn't. "The universe I was the most depressed and cried, said.

"Uh~~ Can't you die?" "Kyoto Ghost Shaoqiang exclaimed with a smile.

"I didn't die, just yesterday after I received a message from my girlfriend, I got out of the hospital, I wanted to let the car hit again, just die, it makes no sense for people to live to me, but when I walked to the door, I saw an old man in the middle of the road, cars coming and going, I thought to myself that I would do something good before I die, at least after going to hell, Lord Yama can also make me suffer less, I ran over to pull him, but my hand didn't touch him, he fell to the ground, saying that I pushed him to, and asked me to give five thousand Huaxia coins, everyone, why do you say I still liveTouching porcelain, people are driving to meet porcelain, I can meet porcelain when I walk, I ...... This old man, he's watching me from the hospital bed next to me....... I really want to die, I. ”

N+1 Everyone: "........"

The best, the best of Zhennima, the unlucky can be so different and unique, and it is estimated that there is only you in the world.