"Bastard... Hahaha... Don't scratch... Hahaha... The center of my foot is up..."

Li Xiaoxian'er laughed and said intermittently.

It turned out that the reason why she laughed without warning was because her captors were scratching the soles of her feet.

There's no way, I can't help but laugh!

Li Xiaoxian smiled for a minute, and her pretty face was sore in her muscles, her chest was painful, and her head was buzzing!

I'm damn, laughing a lot is worse than crying!

Don't smile, ten years less, is it a lie in the book? Li Xiaoxian wants to cry without tears!

Taking advantage of the other party's stop, Li Xiaoxian'er endured the discomfort and said urgently:

"Hero, if you have any requirements, just mention it, I will definitely complete it if I can complete it, and try to cooperate with those who can't complete it!"

Li Xiaoxian knows that she can't continue laughing, she will get laughing disorder!

What followed was a very painful silence!

Just when Li Xiaoxian'er couldn't stand it, the other party spoke: "Why do you want to frame Qin Ge?"

"Bastard, I guessed that it was you bastard, otherwise who would be so unsympathetic to me Li Xiaoxian'er!"

As soon as Li Xiaoxian'er said this, Qin Ge was stunned at that time!

Oh my God, Li Xiaoxian'er, the bastard leader, has the ability to see through?

Otherwise, his eyes were covered, and he also changed his voice, why was he still recognized by her?

"You recognize the wrong person, I'm not Qin Ge, I'm his brother!"

Qin Ge argued with reason.

"Pull it down, you can't escape my ears no matter how much you change your voice, my ears have never been wrong in distinguishing sounds!

Qin Ge, don't pretend, quickly take off the sack on your head, it's very stuffy! I'm stupid, I can't say anything!"

After Li Xiaoxian'er knew that it was Qin Ge, her whole person completely relaxed.

Sure enough, the black sack over her head was removed.

What appeared in front of her was indeed the face of a very unfamiliar middle-aged man.

"Cut, you really have something to do with Tang Mi!"

Li Xiaoxian'er observed Qin Ge very carefully for a while, and then said a little unhappily.

"It doesn't matter who I am, who I'm related to, it's important that I can make you laugh, laugh all the time.

It's just a small test of the feather tickle, and I haven't used the real big move yet, I hope you don't let me use it.

But to remind you, opening up the spirit acupoint is the sign of a martial artist, but there are two kinds of spirit acupoint that the world is not very familiar with.

They are the laughing and crying holes. Luckily, I am familiar with these two acupuncture points. ”

After Qin Ge finished speaking, he looked at Li Xiaoxian with a smile.

"Qin Ge, you really have the qualifications of a big bastard.

Most of the bastards in this world are cultivated, and it is really rare for someone like you to have the qualifications of a congenital bastard.

I, Li Xiaoxian'er, finally have a successor!"

Li Xiaoxian'er's upside-down faces rippled with a sympathetic expression, just like Columbus discovered the New World.

Then Li Xiaoxian'er continued: "The affairs of Yunzhou Baifu were done by the Bastard Gang. But we don't mean to frame you, we're angry for you.

That's what I think, you're a good jade who was born to be a big bastard, and you need the guidance of the bastard gang, and you can't be angry!

Looking through history, you can see how many bastards are nests from ancient times to the present!

The reason why a bastard is a bastard is that he is happy.

Let the eyes of the world be cold and warm, I bastard laughed at myself!"

Li Xiaoxian'er didn't use Qin Ge to torture at all, so she confessed it all.

"Don't be useless with me. The matter of Yunzhou Baifu was done by you, hurry up and make a statement to prove that I am innocent!"

Qin Ge took the feather in his hand and scratched it twice on the center of Li Xiaoxian'er's foot, and continued to threaten.

"Big bastard, you're so naïve! Bai Zhantang's tiger cub knew that we did it, but why did he keep holding on to you?

Quite simply, you've got the woman he likes. Hey, tell me, have you seen Tang Mi's face, who is more beautiful than me?"

Li Xiaoxian'er gave Qin Ge a big roll of his eyes and finished speaking, and the faces of the upside-down beings showed an expectant expression.

"Hahahaha......"

Li Xiaoxian'er burst out laughing again without warning.

At the same time, the martial arts arena of the Imperial Capital Martial Arts University.

Guo Yi and Song Sihu each held a bottle of spirit beer in their hands and drank it slowly.

"Alas, who has been spared by the years, I have lived for nearly three hundred years in a flash, and I even have to drink beer in small sips, not as good as back then!"

Song Sihu held the spirit beer in his hand, sighed, and said with infinite emotion.

"Be content, there are very few ordinary people who live to be 100 years old, you have lived for nearly 300 years, and you still feel a fart?

If you don't want to live too long, you can lend me a few hundred years, drink!"

Guo Yi looked disgusted, and completely thought that Song Sihu was hypocritical.

"Guo Yi, are you deliberately unable to get along with me?" Song Sihu asked with a blowing beard and glaring.

"Why, if you want to fight, come on!" Guo Yi looked completely eager to try.

"Get out of the way, I'm too lazy to fight you. Just look at my family Qin Ge bullying your daughter!

Oops, I'm scratching my feet again, it's so sour!" Song Sihu deliberately raised his voice and said.

"Hehe, wicked people have their own wicked grinding, bastards are better than bastards! Li Xiaoxian'er finally met her opponent, it's good!"

Guo Yi was not angry at all, and even laughed very coolly.

"I'll go, she's still your daughter?"

"It's my daughter, but she's still a jerk!"

……

"Tell me, what are you looking for me in the middle of the night, don't say invite me to drink?" Guo Yi asked after drinking all the spirit beer.

"This time the little tiger in the Martial God Mansion is a bit excessive, and Song Sihu is soft-spoken, so I can only ask you for help. ”

Song Sihu finally explained his intentions.

"Cut, it's boring. You know that even if I don't help, that girl from Xian'er will do it. Old man Song, why are you so wealthy?

With the strength of your Beizhou, even if you pour out the strength of the whole school, you can't meet Qin Ge's cultivation, but the emperor can.

By doing so, you are burying a genius and ruining a peerless demon!"

Guo Yi still misses Qin Ge, and he really wants to bring Qin Ge to the Imperial Capital Martial Arts University.

"Old man Guo, you have died of this heart, I still hope to turn over in the martial arts competition at Wudao University next year.

Although the resources of Hokshu Martial Arts University are limited, have you forgotten your specialty?

Hehe, in half a month, we'll see how much fate he can get!"

Song Sihu drank all the spirit beer in his hand, smiled, and the folds on his face were all smiling.

"I know it's not good for you to go to Yunzhou, Chu Zimo's thing that doesn't have a head, a stupid pig, the identification is complete!"

Guo Yi angrily threw the wine bottle on the ground, ignored Song Sihu, and left angrily.

Li Xiaoxian's villa.

"Issuing a statement... Hahaha... I'll make a statement right away... Don't scratch your feet... My heart is about to fly out of my laughter, and my head is going to explode!"

Li Xiaoxian'er collapsed from the torture of scratching her feet and surrendered.

After Li Xiaoxian made a statement on the light machine, Qin Ge left.

ps: The fourth watch is over, it is recommended to reward the collection score, all kinds of requests, and continue tomorrow!!