Chapter 664: Xiao Ming, I'm going to kill you!(aka: Surprised?Not surprised?) (Chapter 3)
Everyone knows that any dish Ye Fei makes, whether it is a dish or a soup, is a top-notch delicacy, so this also causes every time there is a live broadcast, there will be live broadcast guests who can't help but grab the soup to eat.
It's the same today, but what everyone didn't expect was that today's licking plate was not a tall mountain cannon or a cannon, but Yao Xiaoming.
The little guy also ate a little happy, hugged the plate and licked it violently, licking his face full of soup, like a little flower cat.
This made the peerless chicken jump up angrily, slapped it over, and said, "You are not of legal age yet." ”
This sentence is so suspended that everyone in the live broadcast room is sprayed, legal age? Emma, it's just licking a plate, and there is still a legal age? Do you think you're going to get married?
Yao Jianshe was watching Ye Fei's live broadcast in his office, and when he heard his wife reprimand his son with this sentence, this guy's body shook and almost fell off the chair.
"Legal age? I'll go, shouldn't I change jobs at this ........? This occupational disease has been transmitted to my family." ”
Yao Xiaoming was also stunned, blinked his eyes wide, and said, "Mom, do you still have a legal age to lick the plate?"
Peerless Chicken: "......... Of course, if you don't believe me, ask your dad, your dad is a police officer and knows this aspect best. ”
As he spoke, the peerless chicken shouted at the computer: "Yao Jianjian, did you say?"
Yao Jianjian: "........."
I really want to say I'm not there, I haven't seen anything.
But when he saw his daughter-in-law's expression, he knew that there was no way to escape, so he could only send a message head-on: "Son, what your mother said is right." ”
When people saw the dignified director of the police department of Xichuan Province say this, one by one they couldn't hold back anymore, and they all burst out laughing.
"Oh, no, no, no, this family is all superb. ”
"Yao Jianjian, you have to be responsible for what you say, and I will tell you. ”
"I'll rub it, it turns out that there is really an age limit for licking the plate? No, go back and study the Constitution, otherwise you may fall into the pit that day." ”
"Hahahaha, the second lack upstairs, do you really believe it? I don't know if they are coaxing children?"
"It's better to believe what you have than what you don't, I'm legally blind, don't lie to me. ”
People all exploded, in reality, they were swaying from side to side laughing one by one, no one expected that today they would not only see Ye Fei's anti-heaven performance, but also see such a superb family.
After Yao Jianshe sent the message, he dived directly.
Lao Tzu didn't come out, he won't come out again, don't look for me if you have something, I can't afford to lose this person.
Yao Xiaoming saw that his father said the same, so he pouted, put the plate on the table reluctantly, and finally wiped it on the plate when he retracted his hand, and then hurriedly put his little hand in his mouth, which looked extremely cute.
A delicacy, that's the end of it.
They're done and they're done, but the others aren't.
It can be said that now the members and presidents of these live broadcast associations in the entire foreign country are all messed up, and they are really scared by Ye Fei today.
A chef who makes food that can make the aroma rush thousands of miles away, is this Nima still a chef? This is God!
Johnson didn't dare to delay any longer, he took out his mobile phone, dialed a number directly, and said, "Why did you only find out a talent like Ye Fei until now? Why?
On the other end of the phone, Liu Fugen, who had just finished watching Ye Fei's live broadcast of the first delicacy, looked confused, he didn't expect Johnson, the president of the International Live Broadcast Association, to call him at this time, and he didn't say anything after the call, and it was a his head and face.
What's wrong with me?
"President Johnson, what the hell is going on?"
"What's going on? You're still asking me what's going on?"
"Ah, you didn't tell me what was going on. ”
"Ye Fei! I'm talking about Ye Fei! I really don't know what kind of shit luck you bastard has taken, I might as well tell you clearly, just yesterday, just a second before you called, I called on many members of the live broadcast association, and the theme of our meeting is to eliminate some members who have done nothing for the association, and you Liu Fugen is one of them!"
"What? President Johnson, no, you didn't tell me that. ”
"That's right, I deceived you at the time, kicking out some members was the focus of our discussion yesterday, and you were one of the targets to kick. ”
"!!!"
"Fake. ”
"No, President Johnson, but you didn't tell me that yesterday. ”
Johnson snorted and said, "The reason why you are still a member of the International Live Broadcast Association is because there is a powerful person in your Huaxia! Ye Fei, a Red Diamond first-class anchor who broke the record of Jardine Bieber! So, Liu Fugen, you must thank Ye Fei well, he saved you!"
On the other end of the phone, Liu Fugen's head was full of cold sweat, he now knew that he had walked on the blade yesterday, if it weren't for Ye Fei's appearance, it is estimated that he would have left the International Live Broadcast Association by now, and his departure from the International Live Broadcast Association means that the live broadcast industry in China has been completely abandoned by the international industry, and it can be said that it will be more difficult to go to the world in the future!
The reason why things didn't happen was all because of Ye Fei!
Ye Fei ...... You are not only the blessing of my Liu Fugen, but also the blessing of the entire live broadcast industry in China!"
It was at this moment that Liu Fugen really understood what Ye Fei meant to the entire Huaxia Live Broadcast Association.
"Thank you, President Johnson. ”
"No, you should Xie Yefei. ”
"Yes, I should Xie Yefei, so ..... you called just to tell me about this?"
"Of course not, if this is the case, there is no need to call you, I am calling you now to tell you that the day after tomorrow, the International Live Broadcast Association will hold a diamond-level live broadcast competition, this competition, I will now name Ye Fei to participate!"
"What?!!!! you, you....... you used the chairman's privileges? For Ye Fei's sake, you actually used the chairman's privileges?!!"
Liu Fugen was stupid, he didn't expect that in order to let Ye Fei participate in the International Diamond Anchor Competition, Johnson would not hesitate to use the privilege of the president, that is, hand-picking!
As the president of the Huaxia Anchor Association, Liu Fugen certainly knows what the president's privileges are, not only the president of the International Live Broadcast Association, but he also has it, but his privileges are mainly for Huaxia anchors.
The reason why privilege is a privilege is that it is a special right and cannot be used casually, if you use it, it means that you must have more than 90% trust in the anchor you appoint, because if the anchor cannot get the top three in the process of the competition after you hand-pick, then it means that you have a problem with the vision of the president, and you will be criticized or even impeached by many people.
It is precisely because the hand-picking privilege is so domineering that each president only has two hand-picking privileges per year!
In other words, each president can only hand-pick a maximum of two streamers in a large-scale competition each year.
Liu Fugen remembered that at the beginning of the year, Johnson seemed to have sent an email telling all members that he was going to use the hand-picking privilege once, which means that he only had one hand-picking privilege this year, but he never dreamed that this only hand-picking privilege Johnson would be used on Ye Fei.
The meaning of this Nima is too powerful, because with Johnson's handpicking, even if this anchor is a rotten sweet potato, he is already famous!
Ye Fei is famous!
This time it is not famous in China, but internationally famous!
A streamer who was only promoted to the first level of red diamonds yesterday was directly handpicked by the president of the International Live Broadcast Association, this is the rhythm of heaven.
Liu Fugen is no longer entangled in his heart now that he was almost kicked out of the International Live Broadcast Association, his whole heart is beating fiercely, he is so excited, too excited, he can't wait to immediately notify all the live broadcast platforms in Huaxia of the news, he wants all the anchors and people in the live broadcast industry in Huaxia to know that the Huaxia anchor Ye Fei ....... a strong outburst!
He didn't know when he ended the call with Johnson, because he never listened to what Johnson said anymore, his mind was still buzzing, and Johnson's words kept echoing in his ears - this competition, I will now name Ye Fei to participate!
It wasn't until the other party's voice disappeared for a long time that Liu Fugen came back to his senses.
He looked at his mobile phone, then slowly put the mobile phone on the table, his eyes stared straight at the computer in front of him, inside the computer, Ye Fei had already begun to announce the first lottery.
Looking at Ye Fei's swollen pig-like face, Liu Fugen suddenly laughed, then slapped the table, picked up the internal phone on the table, dialed a number, and said, "Tell all the platforms, I decided that the association will allocate 200 million to help the development of the Qiuqiu platform!"
"Huh?"
On the other side of the phone, Liu Fugen's secretary was directly blindfolded.
The association wants to allocate 200 million funds to help the development of the Qiuqiu platform?
That's right, the association will allocate a part of the money every year to help some platforms, but those funds are millions and tens of millions, when did you allocate 200 million at one time?
No.
Never!
But today, what's wrong with the president?
"President, 200 million in assistance funds is not a small amount, do you want to hold a meeting to negotiate?" The secretary was really afraid that Liu Fugen made this decision because of a hot head, and reminded cautiously.
Liu Fugen said: "No. ”
"Other people will have opinions. ”
"Whoever has the opinion to let them come to me! Whoever has the opinion to let them guarantee me that within a year, their platform will be able to produce a red diamond-level anchor like Ye Fei! If they can do it, Lao Tzu will also allocate 200 million to them!"
"............. Ye Fei, is that Qiuqiu platform food anchor who has just been promoted to the diamond level?"
"That's right. ”
"I'm ....... I'll post right now!"
At the live broadcast site, Ye Fei looked at the video with a smile on his face, grinning his teeth, and said: "Friends, today's live broadcast of our first delicacy unicorn delivery has ended, and the next step is to draw today's first lucky guest, who will it be.......?"
He wanted to say that he asked the mountain cannon to help draw it, but Yao Xiaoming jumped over.
"Yes, please me, please me, Uncle Ye, I'll smoke, I'll smoke. ”
When everyone saw Yao Xiaoming jump out, they were all speechless, why is there this little kid everywhere.
But seeing Yao Xiaoming's expectant look, they all laughed one by one.
Ye Fei touched Yao Xiaoming's head and said, "Okay, you can draw it, and Xiao Ming will help us draw the first lucky guest." ”
After speaking, Ye Fei got out of the way.
Yao Xiaoming looked at the peerless chicken excitedly........ and said, "Mom, hug me to the chair." ”
Peerless chicken: "........."
She rolled her eyes, for her son who can toss, she can be regarded as a thorough understanding today, this girl is not so noisy at home, what's wrong with today?
There was no way, she picked up Yao Xiaoming and put him on the chair, and then moved the chair forward again.
Yao Xiaoming went directly to the bamboo table, and his face was about to be posted on the video.
The little guy looked at the video with a grin and said something that made everyone want to rush over and smoke him.
"Grandparents, uncles, aunts, brothers, sisters, brothers and sisters, hello, I'm Yao Xiaoming, and today's first prize is my draw, are you surprised?"
Everyone: "............"
I'll go, roll the calf, what's the matter, you and the mountain cannon are today's live broadcast guests, either you smoke or the mountain cannon smoke, what's the surprise, what's the accident?
Seeing that everyone was not birding themselves, Yao Xiaoming was frantically brushing his sense of existence again.
The little guy also spat on his hand decently, well, that's right, everyone else just spits a little meaning, this guy snorted hard, and then poof, all the spit on his hand.
Ye Fei almost kicked this thing off the bamboo chair, you little bastard, don't touch my mouse with a hand of spittle, I'll tell you.
Yao Xiaoming also found that he vomited too much, this thing was embarrassed to death, turned his head to look, and saw that the mountain cannon was not a cannon standing next to him curiously, it seemed that he wanted to see who he could draw.
Yao Xiaoming was not polite, grabbed the clothes of the mountain cannon with two small hands, and rubbed it twice.
Mountain artillery is not a cannon: "Nima ........."
"Mountain artillery, what are you calling me for?" The peerless chicken smiled and looked at the mountain cannon as it was not a cannon.
Mountain artillery is not a cannon and is going to cry.
"Your son........ Emma, how did you give birth?"
Peerless Chicken: "............"
Damn, this can also be said to you?
The two of them are going to fight.
Here, Yao Xiaoming happily grabbed the mouse and said, "I'm going to smoke." ”
With that, he put the mouse down again.
Everyone saw this little guy tossing people so much, and the roots of their teeth itched with hatred, do you smoke or not? Why are you so grinding?
Just when everyone was depressed, Yao Xiaoming's eyes rolled and said, "I'm going to smoke, by the way, are you ready?"
Everyone: "..........."
"Little bastard, are you still finished?"
"Ahhhh ”
"Pull it out and play Ding Ding for five minutes. ”
Everyone rioted.
Yao Xiaoming said unhurriedly: "I'm really going to smoke, now, I announce, you can invite your grandparents, grandparents, and all kinds of immortals out!"
Everyone: "..............."
I'll kill you!!!!!!!