Chapter 138: Three Foodies
Director Huang stood up, walked around the boss's table, walked to the three pig demons, patted this one's shoulder, pinched the other's stomach, and said with a wry smile: "Look, you're all hungry and thin, didn't I give you 30,000 yuan last year, how can you count your salary, it's not enough to eat?"
The three pig demons suddenly seemed to have met their relatives, and tears filled their eyes.
"30,000 is enough, it's not enough for us to eat pickles!"
"The salaries of the three of us are seven or eight thousand a month, and we can only eat half full when we buy food, we are hungry!"
"Huang Tietou, we've found you. This time, you just want us to go, and we won't go!"
Huang Tietou, a woman is called Huang Tietou!
As soon as he heard that the three pig demons were going to stay and not leave, Director Huang was so frightened that he hurriedly retreated, waved his hand and said, "You better go back, continue to work, I will continue to give you 30,000 yuan every year!"
"How tiring it is to go to work, get up early and be greedy for darkness and low wages!"
"With a yellow iron hood covering us, we don't have to go to work!"
"Yes, from now on, the three of us will eat Huang Tietou!"
"But...... But we don't have a job for you here!" Director Huang was so anxious that he was sweating profusely and said, "If you want to stay, you can only enter the exhibition area and be visited as real pigs." ”
"Let's turn into pigs and let people visit, that's good!" Zhu Siliang couldn't wait, and as soon as he rolled on the spot, he turned into a big black pig.
"Yes, it's good to go to the exhibition area, this job is the most suitable for us, we don't need to work, we can make money while lying down!" Zhu Sanjin rolled on the ground and turned into a big wild boar.
"We can also do something flattering, and the audience will definitely throw us a lot of food. Bananas, apples, sugar cane, bread ......" Zhu Erqian couldn't help but drool, and said: "Why don't you set up the smartest pig pavilion, we are responsible for attracting the audience, and we will divide the money equally!"
"You are pigs, how can there be a special exhibition of pigs in this world?" Director Huang kept pouting.
"Aren't we here to come?"
"We are smart pigs, not ordinary stupid pigs, we will definitely be able to make the exhibition hall prosperous!"
"You ......" Director Huang was so anxious that he stomped his feet, and suddenly shouted: "Team Leader Niu, drive these three wild boars out, arrange them to the small courtyard in the back first, and give them food." Give more, let them eat enough today!"
"There's something to eat!" The three pig demons' eyes suddenly lit up, and before the head of the cow team could catch up, they had already run to the door.
In the room, only Director Huang, me and Miao Qianqian remained.
"See, this is the trouble you caused me!" Director Huang glanced at Miao Qianqian in annoyance.
"Director, these three goblins haven't registered yet?" Miao Qianqian is also full of confusion now.
"They're already registered, more than forty years ago. Director Huang returned to the desk and sat down, and said: "This was arranged by the previous director of the Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau, and it was because they were too edible that our Monster Management Bureau had limited funds and couldn't afford to raise them, so they were arranged to the pickle factory." ”
The Monster Authority stipulates that all goblins in the jurisdiction must be registered.
And once registered, the elf's life problem has to be solved.
Some goblins are shrewd and industrious, and even have their own industries, so they just need to report to the Monster Management Bureau regularly.
But there are some goblins who don't have a skill, and they are even lazy to eat, which becomes a burden on the monster management bureau.
These three pig demons are one of the burdens.
"At that time, the old director thought that instead of registering them and entering the system to eat, it was better to let them wander outside the system and let them find their own way, and we would subsidize them appropriately. Director Huang said: "Because this is a violation of the regulations, only the director knows about it, and I also did not transfer their relevant information to me until I took office." ”
Miao Qianqian's eyes lit up, leaned forward, and asked, "The previous director handed you over not only the information of these three people, right?"
Director Huang glanced at Miao Qianqian, did not answer, but continued: "Forty years ago, the Authority subsidized them with 300 yuan a year. Twenty years ago, the Authority subsidized them with 6,000 dollars a year. But by the time I succeeded as director, that number had grown to 30,000 a year. That's it, it can only keep them half-full, so that they won't do things that hurt human beings for the sake of eating. ”
I nodded secretly, it seems that the main purpose of the existence of the Monster Administration is to prevent the goblins from harming humans.
Miao Qianqian said thoughtfully: "That is, the pig demon is famous for being able to eat, meat and vegetables are not taboo, as long as people can eat it, they can stuff their stomachs." No wonder the three pig demons don't even have a TV where they live, and it is estimated that all the money they make is to buy food. But eating pickles, does it work?"
"Because the pickles are cheap, even the ones that are smuggled can barely be mixed with salty filling!"
After eating pickles and eating enough, I really feel sorry for the three pig demons.
"Why don't you send them back and continue to eat pickles?" Miao Qianqian seemed to have palpitations.
"It's beautiful, it's impossible for them to go back to the pickle factory!" Director Huang waved his hand and said, "However, you can dig them out, which shows that you are serious and responsible for your work, and you should be rewarded." ”
Miao Qianqian's eyes suddenly lit up: "What kind of commendation, is it promoted?"
"I can't get promoted yet, but I can consider assigning this bear to you as an assistant. Director Huang turned to me, his eyes were a little weird, he smiled, and said, "Of course, there is also this kitten." Mr. Hu from Huohu Villa in Baozhou City, and Director Zhang from the Tianhai City Monster Management Bureau have already greeted me. We are very satisfied that they have the heart to support the work of the Baozhou Monster Management Bureau and can afford the salaries of the two of them. Both of these people can be allocated to the three of you. ”
I rub, it turns out that my salary in the Monster Management Bureau is from Firefox Villa!
Miao Qianqian was overjoyed and said, "As long as the two of them can be allocated to three groups, I don't want to reward them." ”
"Hey, hey......" Director Huang suddenly laughed and said, "However, the matter of the three pig demons should also be solved by Team Leader Miao!"
"Ah, what do I want three stupid pigs for, don't!" Miao Qianqian was suddenly frightened.
"No matter how stupid they are, they are still demons, and they still have some skills. Director Huang said with a smile: "With the three of them joining, the three of you can pretend to be big, and become the most powerful group among the four action groups of our Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau, congratulations!"
Miao Qianqian almost cried: "Director, no, these three pig demons can only hold back!"
"So?" Director Huang's face suddenly sank, sat up straight, and said in a businesslike posture: "Then I can only work hard for the head of the cow, so let's do it, the three pig demons are all the head of the cow, and this bear and kitten also belong to the head of the cow!"
Yes, this time, Miao Qianqian was completely dumbfounded!