When I saw Lingxi for the first time in ten years, I thought how could there be a woman who looked quite normal, but her body was full of abnormalities. For example, when she was about to raise her hand to say hello, the woman didn't open her eyes, glanced through the gap between her eyes, and then three seconds later, she suddenly opened her eyes suddenly, and the toothbrush fell to the ground...... Then ten years later, I witnessed the woman pick up the toothbrush, looked at it for about half a minute, probably pondered whether to wash it and use it, and then looked at herself, smiled awkwardly, and threw the toothbrush into the trash reluctantly. For the rest of the day, the woman kept using mouthwash and didn't buy a toothbrush......

After a few days of contact, I found that Lingxi not only had a funny temperament, but also a little mourning. At first, he didn't plan to care, after all, he had lived without a fixed place for many years, and he had long remembered the principle of skipping directly when the road was uneven. But later, I was really caught up by this woman, so I couldn't help but make a move. As a result, as soon as the gate was opened, it was confiscated, and I wanted to take care of everything, but I had a lot of fun in life. Righteousness and courage, dog blood and chicken blood, there are a lot of things. Especially when this woman drinks wine, the wine is poor, and she can laugh all night every time for ten years......

Every time this lady drinks too much, she puts on three fixed programs, the first one, repeatedly asks herself why she can't walk in a straight line, how can she see that there are four shadows in things, why does someone have trouble in her stomach? Is it Nezha? Even if you explain to her that she has drunk too much and wants to vomit, she will still reason with you strongly, saying that she must have entered Nezha and Ao Guang!

Usually you haven't laughed enough, and the second part is usually caught off guard, singing, and undressing. is probably poisoned by "I Love Taiwan Sister", and the singing is not out of tune when I drink too much, and the words are very complete, but I must throw away my clothes while singing...... Dump...... Shake it all off...... I was stunned when I saw this scene for the first time in ten years, and I didn't have any thoughts at all at the age when I was in full swing, and my mind was full of "Lie down, what's going on?" After a song is over, I can't extricate myself from "Lie down and boil". The singing session can last for about half an hour, "I Love Taiwan Sister" is a must-have track, and the rest will be selected according to the mood of the day. When I'm happy, I sing "Today is a Good Day", "Little Dragon Man", "365 Blessings a Year" or something, of course, I haven't heard these songs for ten years, most of them are searched from the Internet through the lyrics. If you are unhappy, you will sing bitter love songs, usually what is "Sad Pacific", "Easily Injured Woman", "Brother Monkey", etc., although I don't know why the song "Brother Monkey" appeared for ten years, but judging from the lyrics, it is estimated that it is an encouragement to myself.

The third part is generally to vomit and find a bed to find a quilt, first nausea, nausea all the way, while nauseous while saying "Little Nezha, don't make trouble~vomit~" and then find the bed, get into the quilt, and start to vomit officially on the side of the bed. For the first ten years, I was shocked by this scene and couldn't speak, especially this one who took the initiative to get into his bed and vomited all over his room...... But the second ten years figured out a way, all you need to do is put a trash can next to the bed, and the drunk will pull the trash can and vomit by himself.

Although she was tortured, she really couldn't explain to the awakened drunk what kind of virtue she was when she drank too much, and she couldn't tell her, hey, if you drank too much, you won't have a single thing left...... There is bitterness that cannot be spoken, so it has always been misunderstood.

After getting along for a while, I found myself in ten years and found that it was good to settle down like this. It seems that it feels quite good to be dependent on this woman, and there is an unusually reassuring feeling of staying by her side. The first time I encountered such a situation in ten years, I usually flirted with what I liked before, and of course it was good to develop something, after all, I didn't suffer a loss. But every time I say go, I just go, especially simply, never drag the mud and water, and I have never had a nostalgic mood, so I found myself planted this time in the past ten years. In the past, he thought that he was often in the flowers, and the leaves did not stick to his body, but now he realized that he often walked by the river, how could he not get his shoes wet......

"So, you often spend ??? in the flowers" Lu Lingxi knew that after drinking this virtue, her face turned green, remembering that everyone always stopped her from drinking more, it turned out that this was the reason, and she was suddenly ashamed and annoyed. As a result, before I was embarrassed, I saw that "I often pass in the flowers, and the leaves do not stick to my body...... and I was only annoyed......

Jing Shishi was looking at what was written in this book quite restored, especially the drunken part of Lu Lingxi, he instantly recalled that picture, and wanted to laugh again, but the result was ...... Caught with one's pants down...... He really wanted to break Jing Hanshi's hand at this moment, this dead boy, what are you writing nonsense!

"No, daughter-in-law...... Misunderstandings, all misunderstandings!"

"Ah...... So I'm the river that doesn't last long, wetting your precious shoes?"

"No, no, I am willing, I jump into the river by myself! Really! This heart can shine on the sun and the moon!"

Lu Lingxi smiled, turned a few more pages forward, and turned to a chapter called "Bracelet", Jing Shishi read two lines, and his face was completely stiff.

The original text reads as follows:

Jing Kai (Jing Liankai's name in the book, Jing Han Shiqi is very distracted) made a bracelet for ten years, which is a kind of protection and surveillance. He was afraid that Jing Shi would impulsively do something without his knowledge, such as going back in a time machine, or rushing back to China to take revenge. When Jing Kai is not there, another matching bracelet will be brought with him to the person Jing Kai hired to take care of him. It's just that the caretaker always seems to be unreliable.

One of the times Jing Kai himself ran to the no-man's land to look for a meteorite, but as soon as the stone was halfway pulled, the alarm sounded wildly, and when he drove back to his residence for five hours, he found that the neighbor who was entrusted with the care had already slept dimly, and the bracelet was placed in the living room, as if he had not brought it for a long time. In the end, he found his son in the guide's daughter's bed...... He couldn't remember what he had done when he was 15 years old, and he definitely wasn't such a bastard anyway! He picked up ten years and beat him up, but the guide even brought his daughter to intercede, saying that the children would love each other. Jing Kai's belt is not pumped down, nor is it lifted, so he simply let Ten Years deal with it himself. I thought that this kid was a little bit measured, but when they finally left, the guide directly drove the car and chased them for more than 20 kilometers with a gun......

Ten years didn't know anything about his flowers, but when he left the desert of Caigandimu, the niece of the oil tycoon asked him on the balcony in a charming way, and he remembered it for many years: "Goodbye, ruthless boy, won't you settle down for whom?"

Ten years hugged her arm and gave her a flying kiss: "Who knows? I'm still young, how can I say what will happen in the future?"

……

"Daughter-in-law...... Listen to me, this ...... It's the art treatment, it's their novel...... Just ......"

"Oh?

Jing was looked at by Lu Lingxi for ten years, who would have thought that Brother Nian, who had been in Weizhen Prison for 20 years, would have such a cowardly time.

"I said, how can you look so experienced......"

"Listen to me......"

"The niece of the oil tycoon, is there such a person?"

Jing was silent for ten years, at this time it should be said that there is, or no......

Lu Lingxi squinted his eyes and stared at Jing Tenshi with a smile: "Hmm? Look into my eyes and say." ”

"There is ......"

"The guide's daughter?"

Lu Lingxi's tone did not fluctuate, Jing Shi was even more weak-hearted, and he could guess this person's mind before, but now that he has been separated for so long, he has actually practiced a look of water and fire, don't guess the girl's mind thoroughly...... I can only nod truthfully: "Well......"

"Anything else?"

"Uh...... And a few more......"

"How many?"

"Daughter-in-law, I was wrong, you listen to me......" Jing Shishi almost knelt down, and now he only regrets it wholeheartedly, and wants to discount Jing Han's ten hands by the way, after all, his younger brother is dead, and he has to be beaten to death by his parents, so he can't be beaten to death, he can only break a bone......

A year ago, when Jing Hanshi excitedly told him about this idea, he never expected that there would be such a big pit that could not be filled today.

"Brother, is it true that you told you about your sister-in-law before?"

"Of course, I'm more in love with your sister-in-law than Jin Jian!"

"Oh, actually, I'm going to write a novel based on you two. ”

Jing Shishi hehe Yile, rubbed his brother's head: "Okay, there is a future!"

Jing Hanshi smiled embarrassedly, and interviewed his brother for a few questions. Comrade Jing Shishi's heart of wanting to record his experience through his younger brother is simply inexhaustible.

"Oh, I also interviewed two uncles, Chen Han and Shen Sanshan. ”

"Isn't it bad for you to call my brother and uncle to them?"

Jing Hanshi winked at his "ignorant and simple" big eyes and said, "No, Uncle said, and you, each has its own opinion." ”

Comrade Jing has lived in prison for ten years for twenty years, and he has forgotten that he once liked to deceive people with these "innocent" eyes, so he was so fooled by his younger brother that he couldn't find the north, and he didn't care about reminding Chen Han and Shen Sanshan not to shake anything out......

So there was today's scene, and he blamed himself for giving his daughter-in-law an autographed book, and he didn't check the contents in advance, he never expected it...... This so-called novel is a bit too realistic, and this large-scale mental journey record book for ten years has sold so well, and now 5 out of 10 post-00s have seen it, and 3 more have heard of it, okay...... If one day others knew that Jing Ten Years was the prototype of Ten Years, it would be really wonderful, and it would feel like running in front of millions of people in an instant......

"What do I say, respect for ten years, pretend to be in love before daring to love, and then lie to me?"

Jing Shi Shi pointed three fingers together, and shouted to the sky: "I really didn't! I really didn't know what it meant to be in love when I saw you! I used to be ......."

"Oh, scumbag......"

A few words fluttering lightly, Jing Shishi felt like a thunder on his head, a thunderbolt on a sunny day!