Chapter 15: Get the hell out of here
The male student who was pointed at and criticized by Lu Yun was very embarrassed, and slapped the table, "Which onion are you? Aren't you just a new teacher? If you still want this job, apologize to the master!"
Lu Yun felt a little strange.
First, it's strange, why do so many people like to slap the table to show their momentum?
Before in the principal's office, Fu Bei took a photo. Just now, in order to shock this group of students, he also filmed it himself.
Now, in order to show his arrogance, this little cub has also filmed.
Who is the table to provoke?
As for the second point, Lu Yun felt strange, where did this kid get the confidence to talk to the teacher like this?
Lu Yun's tone couldn't help but soften, and even sounded a little cowardly, "This classmate, may I ask...... Is your dad's name Li Gang?"
When the boy saw Lu Yun soften, he became even more arrogant, "Li Gang, who is Li Gang? Although my surname is Li, my father is not called Li Gang, and my name is Li Xuan, you remember!"
Lu Yun breathed a sigh of relief, and slapped the podium again, this time he used a little more force, and directly slapped the podium apart.
"Since your father is not Li Gang, then what are you pretending to be with me! Either sit down and listen to the lecture well, or get out of here!"
"I don't care how stubborn you usually are, since you came to school, you should want to learn something useful. ”
"If you don't have this desire to study, you don't have to sit in the classroom, I promise you to graduate, and we don't get in the way of each other. ”
"Don't think that everyone is qualified to mess with me, I still have to get used to you? I tell you, it can't be!"
"What I have learned is something I have endured a lot of hardships and beatings. I am not ashamed to say that it is your luck and honor to be my student. ”
"If any other teacher will, I will. Other teachers won't, and so will I. Being a student will benefit you for life. ”
"Don't think that because I get a salary, I have to take classes here, I donate a lot more money to the welfare organization every year than that broken salary. ”
"I just want to develop the way of Chinese medicine and cultivate Chinese medicine talents, so I was invited by Fu Bei to teach here. ”
"If you want to learn, if you want to become an excellent Chinese medicine practitioner, I can teach you. If you don't want to, just get out of here!"
"Finally, remember, I'm not here to teach for money. Learn my skills, I won't hide my secrets, I'm not afraid of the church apprentices starving to death of the master, if everyone in the world understands Chinese medicine, everyone knows Chinese medicine, that's what I want to see. ”
"For my students, I will give them all in. But after learning my skills, please remember to have the most basic respect for me! Because that is what you owe me, and I don't owe you!"
A speech, said impassionedly.
Many students are already wondering, is this teacher really capable? Looking at the way he speaks, it seems that he really has confidence.
If a teacher who is really capable comes to teach, then it is a fool not to learn well!
But is what he said true or false? Although it feels like the truth, there are so many liars these days!
"Papapa", the sound of applause, it was Li Xuan, who was named and criticized by Lu Yun, who was applauding.
"That's a good point, this eloquence, it's a waste not to speak. But no matter how good you say, it's useless, you're just a teacher, you think you offended me today, and you can continue to teach here?"
Lu Yun smiled slightly, "Since I knew that your father was not Li Gang, I was not afraid of you." Don't you feel that your pants are wet? Even if you want to argue with me, change into clean pants, right? Even if you don't respect me, aren't you dirty?"
"My pants are wet?" Li Xuan looked down, and his pants were really wet!
trouser legs, and liquid dripping onto the floor.
"What's going on!?" he panicked a little as he smelled urine.
The students around him, irritated by the smell, covered their noses.
Lu Yun shook his head and said, "This smell, it's obvious that you're on fire, and your kidneys aren't good...... Do you have high uric acid and gout? Although I can cure it, I don't have a good impression of you, so I won't treat you for gout. ”
Li Xuan became more and more scared, incontinence was not a joke, "Quick, who will accompany me to the hospital! I have to go to the hospital quickly!"
"Do you still need to go to the hospital?" Lu Yun smiled ill-willedly, "You are also a student of Chinese medicine, you know where the Qingling acupoint and the Shaohai acupoint are on your arm, right? ”
How did Li Xuan know where these two acupuncture points were? He only knew that he subconsciously looked at his arm, and there were really two silver needles for acupuncture on his arm.
When was it pierced? And by whom? No one found out.
Li Xuan pulled out the two needles in a fit of rage and pointed at Lu Yun, "Grass A, you, are you the ghost!"
Lu Yun nodded, "I pierced it, your kidney is deficient, these two acupuncture points will help you regulate your kidney dysfunction." Of course, there will be some side effects, which is that you will have incontinence. But after the needle is removed, it will be fine. Although I don't like you, after all, you are a patient, I am a doctor, and I will help you recuperate by the way. You don't have to thank me if your five-minute battle is extended to six and a half minutes. ”
The students instantly admired Lu Yun, this kind of miraculous needle technique is simply amazing!
The little eyes of admiration gathered on Lu Yun.
Especially Fu Tongtong, those big watery eyes, and even small stars flickering.
Those students who originally wanted to test Lu Yun's level also lost this idea.
I've never heard of a Chinese medicine practitioner who can give a patient an injection like this, it's amazing!
"By the way, there is still ......" Lu Yun slowly walked towards Li Xuan, walked in front of him, and met him face to face.
Raised his hand and slapped him in the face fiercely, "Quarrel is quarrel, full of foul language?
Li Xuan sat on the chair with a slap, stood up again, and glared at Lu Yun angrily, "You dare to hit me!?"
"Smack", another slap, the voice was crisp and loud, "I ask you, who is the grass mother!?"
Li Xuan swung his fist at Lu Yun, "I gave you face, didn't I!"
Lu Yun raised his fist and punched him, the moment the two fists collided, Li Xuan quickly withdrew his fist, covered his fist, and screamed again and again, "Ahh
Lu Yun shook his fist, and between his fingers, the needle of a silver needle was exposed, and under the sunlight, the silver light shone.
"Fight with Chinese medicine, who gave you the courage?" While speaking, he slapped him again, and the force of this slap was much greater than before, directly slapping Li Xuan's face, "I ask you, who is the grass!"
"Ahem...... cough ......" Li Xuan lay on the table, coughed twice, and spit out a tooth.
He was slapped out by Lu Yun's last slap and slapped out a tooth!!
He raised his head and looked at Lu Yun in fear, "What about my mother, I said that my mother is ......."
Lu Yun slowly walked to the blackboard and pointed to the classroom door, "Get out of here." ”