A thrilling dinner finally came to an end, put down the dishes and chopsticks, Ruan Yu said, Da Diaomin, you can go out for a walk with me.

Someone crawled up and down with the few remaining rice grains in the bowl, eager to cover the entire bowl on his face, but he still secretly looked at the Cai family Bodhisattva who was smiling leisurely from the gap.

The Bodhisattva of Pudu sentient beings still smiled and said Okay, Yundao, you accompany Yu Yatou to go out for a walk, and leave it to me at home, and after speaking, he got up quietly and cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, Li Yundao hurriedly grabbed it and said Okay, you cook, I will wash the dishes, this is called the family division of labor. Cai Taoyao raised her orchid finger and lightly tapped it on his forehead, as if she had a thief's heart and no thief's courage, and then gently took the dishes and chopsticks from Li Yundao's hand and said Go out quickly, go early and return early.

Someone rubbed his hands and smiled, looked back at Ruan Crazy Girl, who was looking up at the sky and seemed to be counting the stars, and said, Let's go, little madman.

The crazy woman grinned at Cai Taoyao and thanked him, and when he went out, he didn't forget to show and hooked Li Yundao's arm, someone quickly looked back at the big Bodhisattva in the courtyard, but the Bodhisattva turned his back to the two and hummed a song leisurely, it was the disc in Li Yundao's car, singing Wang Baochuan who had been guarding the cold kiln for eighteen years, "I rode a white horse to go through three passes, changed into plain clothes and returned to the Central Plains, I looked for you in my dreams, my heart has gone with you, I don't know when the shadow will come back to me, no longer there."

Before she went out and walked under the peach blossom tree by the small bridge, Ruan Crazy Girl took the initiative to let go of Li Yundao and walked in front of her, keeping her voice low and not knowing what she was thinking. Li Yundao walked a few steps behind, which happened to be the best angle to observe the woman from behind. Ruan Yu's complexion was very white, as white as fresh milk that had just been squeezed out. The legs are straight and long, but the walking posture is very interesting, I like to kick my toes, I look very chic and uninhibited, and the white beach slippers constantly make a "click" sound. From behind, you can only see the branches of the hibiscus tattoo spiraling down from the pink neck, and the tender white behind the shoulders disappears into the pure white suspenders. Ruan Yu likes to put his hands behind his back when he walks, and he doesn't speak at the moment, more like a child who has done something wrong.

"Have you seen enough?" the crazy girl suddenly turned around, with a strange expression that seemed to be smiling rather than angry.

Li Yundao, who was carefully commenting on someone in the back, was stunned and scratched his head: "What?"

"Am I good-looking?"

"Huh?"

"I, ask, you, me, good, no, good, look?" Ruan Yu, who was speechless, suddenly made a gesture of biting his lower lip and glancing at him.

Li Yundao hurriedly said, "Okay...... Good, good-looking. ”

"Do you want to sleep with me?"

"Poof...... cough ......" someone almost choked to death by his own saliva, blushing and pointing at Ruan Crazy Girl and coughing wildly.

Ruan Yu laughed heartily, standing on the stone bridge carved with Dayu's water control map, laughing unscrupulously.

A certain Diao Min also smirked awkwardly.

Suddenly, Ruan Crazy Girl's laughter stopped abruptly, and her stunning face was as gloomy as the Sichuan Opera changed face: "Then who is better looking, me or her?" Li Yundao looked at the crazy girl in front of him who seemed to be able to rush up and tear him to pieces as long as he dared to say a word "no", and said with a firm face: "Your old man's beauty is like a pearl in the sea, like a bright moon in the sky, like a blooming hibiscus, like a yellow warbler in the sky, like a peacock in the forest...... "The twenty-five years of life-size books were finally not read in vain, and Li Da Diaomin spoke for three minutes before stopping.

Ruan Yu tilted his head, as if he was listening carefully, but he still had that smiling expression on his face: "To say that I am like a pearl means that I have flaws, to say that I am like the moon means that I am not as bright as the sun, to say that I am like a yellow warbler means that I am too noisy, and to say that I am like a peacock means that I am useless......"

Li Da Diaomin was speechless, and finally defeated under the unreasonable logical reasoning of a fierce crazy girl in front of him. Looking at Li Yundao's depressed appearance, the eldest lady of the Ruan family laughed unscrupulously again: "I'm playing with you." Why don't we squeeze in at night?"

A certain Diao Min rubbed his hands in embarrassment, and only after a long time did he come to a simple sentence: "People are still virgins." ”

"Get out!" the voice of the eldest lady of the Ruan family, like a warbler, echoed for a long time in the Jiangnan alley of the small bridge and flowing water.

said it was a walk, but Ruan Yu pulled Li Yundao to the nearest mobile phone city, and when he went in, he asked the salesman to take the latest iphone5 out: "Are you satisfied with this?"

Li Yundao also reacted, and Ruan Crazy Niu took out a black credit card and threw it to the salesman: "You go and swipe the card, there is no password, I am too lazy to follow you." ”

The young male salesman looked at Li Yundao with envy, and said in his heart, this buddy is not bad, why haven't I met a rich woman who is so generous and so symbolic?

Li Yundao picked up his mobile phone and weighed it up and down, as if weighing two pounds: "Dude, how many hundred is this?"

The male salesman was disdainful in his heart, but his expression was still dedicated and respectful: "It's not expensive, the mall has been holding a special price recently, and after the discount, 4999 is discounted, and the film and leather case are also given?"

Li Da Diaomin's hand shook, and he almost threw the expensive thing on the ground: "Grab the money? pure gold?" It looks like he really wants to put the phone in his mouth and bite it twice.

The male salesman patiently explained for the sake of the black credit card: "This is a licensed iphone5, you can do it if you want a cheap one, and the American version is only in the early 4000s." ”

Li Yundao's head shook like a wave drum: "Is there anything cheaper?"

The male salesman glanced at the beautiful woman who was quick to take out his credit card, and said in his heart Is this guy stupid or something, someone is still so crooked when he pays. "There are cheaper ones, like Samsung ......"

"Don't don't, I just want her one, and then with a photo function, so that sometimes it's convenient to work. Li Yundao pointed to the Nokia antique machine in Ruan's hand.

The male salesman's nose is almost crooked, this is a black and white screen straight board machine from the Finnish mobile phone giant ten years ago, which was once all the rage, but where to find this antique in these years?" ”

Li Yundao scratched his head: "Then why don't you take out your cheapest mobile phone here and let me take a look, by the way, it has to take a photo function." "When sorting out the files two days ago, Li Yundao felt that it was really inconvenient for the mobile phone to have no camera function, so this time he had to put the photo function on the whole thing.

The male salesman shook his head helplessly, scolding the second fool in his heart, but he still turned around and went to another counter and took out a prototype: "Domestic goods, all functions also come with QQ and MSN, 400,000 photo pixels, it should be just what you want." ”

"How much?" Li Yundao asked worriedly, he was afraid that the sales on the other side would quote an astonishing number of thousands.

"The price is 198 yuan, without counteroffer. ”

"I'll ask for a hundred. Li Da Diaomin played a scoundrel.

"Sir, the purchase price of this mobile phone is more than 100 yuan. ”

Ruan Crazy Niu, who had not spoken all this time, finally said this time: "Don't fool, don't do it for a hundred yuan, and leave immediately if you don't do it." After speaking, he picked up the credit card on the table and made it difficult to leave.

The male salesman had a bitter face: "I really didn't lie to you, the purchase price of this mobile phone is one hundred and two, and I will earn you dozens of yuan." ”

"Let's go!" Li Yundao took Ruan Yu's hand and left.

Ruan Crazy Girl didn't care whether she bought her mobile phone or not, she was held by Li Yundao, and she had a happy expression on her face.

"Brother, wait. ”

Li Yundao stopped.

"But you can take pictures, 99 yuan, which can't be cheaper. The male salesman pulled out a phone that looked exactly like the one he had just been.

Li Yundao still spoke, but Ruan Crazy Niu rushed to say: "This is worth fifty." ”

"You ...... Eighty, no matter how cheap it is, I'm going to jump off the building. ”

"Sixty deaths, or leave. Li Yundao didn't look back.

The male salesman looked heartbroken: "Sixty is sixty, count me as a brother, you are a friend." ”

A man and a woman turned around and paid happily, but Li Yundao didn't want to let Ruan Crazy Girl swipe the card, but took out a crumpled fifty and two five pieces from the trouser belt of the stall, which seemed to have been hidden in his pocket for many days.

Out of the mobile phone city, the two looked at each other and laughed.

Ruan Crazy Girl found a step and sat down directly: "I didn't expect you to be good at bargaining." ”

Li Da Diaomin, who was holding the mobile phone case and laughing, said: "From time to time in the mountains, I have to raise the price with the profiteers who collect jade, that is to raise the price, this is to bargain, in fact, it is a truth, it is something that ponders people's hearts." ”

Ruan Yu seemed to enjoy the pleasure of bargaining by chance: "I didn't expect that bargaining was quite interesting." ”

"It's not too early, let's go back. ”

Ruan Yu refused to leave. Li Yundao was helpless, and sat down again: "Why don't you want to go back?"

"Wait until she's asleep. ”

Li Yundao smiled awkwardly and didn't speak. Ruan Yu pinched someone's waist hatefully, making him grin in pain. It's the eldest lady of the Cai family just now, and now it's the crazy girl of the Ruan family, who did she offend with her small waist?

Li Yundao. ”

"Huh?"

"Do you like me?"

"Hmm. ”

"Then you also like Sister Yao, right?"

"Huh?"

"Stinky man, flowery man......" Ruan Yu stomped two steps hatefully, as if this step was surnamed Li.

"Hehe, hehe. A man smirked.

"Let me tell you, you have to be mentally prepared, the old man of my sister's family is not as easy to talk as my old lady, and her snobbish mother is not an ordinary person, her brother is also an unreasonable guy, her uncle ......" Suddenly, she saw the man next to her looking at her with a smile on his face, and without turning his eyes, the voice of the Ruan family's crazy girl finally got lower and lower, and then buzzed like a mosquito, and finally became a silent sound.

"Bad guy!" Ruan Crazy Girl gently touched a certain Diao Min's ear as if she was coquettish, "I just said that, not to create any obstacles between you and Sister Xiaoxiao, but to ......" Crazy Girl bit her lip again, "I'm afraid that you will suffer a big loss after falling out with the Cai family." ”

Li Yundao smiled evilly: "Don't be afraid of losses, don't you still have Sister Ruan to support me!"

"Sister is not your spare tire. Ruan Yu pouted and said dissatisfied.

Li Yundao blew his eyes and glared: "It can't be, at least it's a serious wheel." ”

"There are four wheels...... You...... Tell me honestly......"

A certain Diao Min hurriedly changed his words: "Bicycle." ”