Chapter 25: Mencius Kunpeng

"Ask you a question," the clown smiled, and said to Townsen, "what do you say this rarity is?"

"What about testing me?" said Tang Sen, who was staying in the Soul Returning Array, "Wouldn't this girl be a four-like?"

"Four are not like?" Half of the clown's face trembled, and he instantly understood that Tang Sen didn't know what kind of "famous thing" this was, and said, "How can you see it?"

"At first glance, it looks like a loach that is often eaten. When I was a child, I fished in the ditch in front of our hometown. 'Tired of plugging and plugging', both hands 'can't hold it', it's very slippery. Finally, I had to grab a handful of soil and sprinkle it on it, and with both hands like practicing eagle claw skills, I would 'lock the throat' of it before I put it in a bucket.

This guy is easy to find. Our head water is not particularly clean, and Qing Lingling just can't drink it. After all, sometimes you have to 'dip poplar hemp' in that ditch, and the water is clear, of course, you can't drink it. The mud under the water became sludge. If the water is a little bubbling, run the hook into it and you will be able to catch a loach.

This loach is good at burrowing, and he will burrow in the mud as he swims. It makes a hole, and the water fills it, and when it is filled, some of the biogas rises up, and when it comes to the water, doesn't it bubble? When we clean the pond, we like to 'drain the water', and then remove the sludge little by little. You'll be able to catch a lot.

But this loach, with teeth, doesn't look like a catfish. However, the teeth of this thing are quite similar to those of a catfish. However, don't catfish like to eat loaches the most? Also, isn't catfish without scales? Yes? Anyway, the catfish I saw didn't have fish scales, and I only heard that the stewed soup and stir-fry vegetables were slimy and difficult to wash, and I didn't say that the scales were shaved. If you don't have scales, it's not that kind of fish, but it has scales.

Considering his size, he is a bit like a legendary dragon. Dragons are scaly and have long and narrow bodies. Besides, this thing still shines with seven colors, you say it's magical. Isn't that the legendary dragon? It's just that this dragon, its dragon head has no beard, no dragon eyes, dragon nose, dragon teeth, is it a dragon? This also has the front and back 'dragon claws', no matter how you look at it, the dragon claws are the same as those of a toad, right?

Have you heard that dragons have dragon claws on the paws of toads? I have never seen a dragon with flippers, no matter how it was drawn. You say it's a toad, don't laugh, this can be called a toad, it doesn't even have a tongue, and it can't be related to a toad.

I'm a beginner and I really don't know what it's called. It can only be said that it is 'four dislikes'. It is said that when Jiang Ziya was a god, he sat in four different places. He said that this god mount of his has horns like a deer and not a deer, a head like a horse and not a horse, hooves like an ox and not an ox, and a tail like a donkey and not a donkey. Guess it's an elk, isn't the elk Santa Claus?"

"Hahaha, well, I think that's what it looks like. The clown listened to it for so long, and he was a little confused, okay, forget it, he didn't know if he asked Tang Sen again, he laughed and said, "I thought you could know what this rarity is." Coincidentally, you don't know. ”

"I'll go," said Townsend when he heard him say this, not knowing what he meant, "I thought you were scaring me with this thing? I'm just a high school student, I've been out of school for almost ten years, and I've eaten up everything I know, how can I know about this rarity. Look at this kind of birds, beasts, insects and fish, go to an expert?"

"Hahaha, that's what you said. The clown smiled again and said, "Didn't you just get it, and you haven't had time to ask for a while, aren't you just going to do something again?" I think you've seen a lot of the world, don't you just want you to try it out first. It's just a trifle, a vignette. Such a rare and good thing, I will definitely study it. ”

"Well, it's going to be a new species?" said Townsend with a smile, "Aren't there a lot of new species discovered now, you really have to study them." You might as well name this new species after you. ”

"Hahaha, if that's the case, I'm really desperate. The clown smiled and said, "Let's not stand here stupidly, there is still a show to come." Let's go, go upstairs. ”

"Good. Townsend readily agreed.

LOL The beauty in the skirt made a gesture, and the two beautiful girls came out, and I don't know if it was before, or later. Townsend didn't bother to look at it, his eyes were blind, his face was blind, and he was watching a ball. He followed the clown out of the room where the "Soul Returns Array" was placed.

The LOL dress beauty, but she didn't follow. She closed the room, and he didn't know what she was doing in this room. Besides, he didn't even think about this LOL skirt beauty.

From the fifth floor to the sixth floor, he has a special staircase to go up here. They didn't go to the elevator. Two beautiful girls opened a room, one inside and one outside, and let in Townsend and the Joker, and then, another beautiful girl came in and closed the door.

"Let's cut my feet first. The clown commanded. Because, taking a bath is soaking, but this foot bar is always a missing place. Otherwise, there would be no step in the foot-washing industry.

If you call the back rub, you will be rubbed all over the body, but this foot, even if you rub it, it can't rub off the old dead skin. It's like an old account, you have to move a knife. If you don't move the knife, after a long time, it's like it encounters cold air, it gives you a crack, makes you bleed, and makes you hurt. In the end, you don't have to use a knife or medicine to solve this thing.

Rather than looking for a bad one, it is better to take advantage of the hot water soaking, it is a bit of a 'dump' look, first-class to solve it first. It's painful and painful, and it's hard to get hands and feet.

"Good. Townsend agreed.

It just so happened that his foot was really going to be dissected. Who would wash their feet in a shower? Doesn't everyone feel that their feet have been washed. After the shower, I wiped the bath towel, wiped my hair, and walked out with a slipper. The feet are not washed at all, right? The feet are wronged, the hands must not know, right?

After the two beautiful girls served Townsend and the clown and lay down, they went out. They brought a basin of water for soaking their feet and put Townsend and the Joker's feet in it.

While soaking, I carefully washed them with my hands. After washing, cover their feet with a hot towel. Then, the tub was taken away. When I came in again, I brought some tools.

It was a long-haired girl who cut off Townese's feet, probably about twenty years old, or younger. However, Tang Sen can't tell the age of people, and he doesn't have the age of an old vixen, so he can guess accurately. The girl's long hair is tied into a ponytail with a jeweled 'skin', and when it sways from side to side, it comes out of one shoulder, and then onto the other. Sometimes, it slips down the neck.

The girl cleaned all the dead skin calluses on Town's feet, and also gave her toenails and fingernails plastic surgery. I also did a foot massage. She didn't give Townsend a full body massage. Because I'm going to go to the inner room to do a spa later. She went out and brought in the water, and washed Town's feet again.

She took out the foot-washing water, and when she returned, she had changed into another cheap set of clothes. She asked Townsend to go inside, and Townsend went. The clown in the middle is lying there enjoying a massage.

When the clown saw that Tang Sen was also lying down, he tilted his head and said to Tang Sen, "Master, will I hinder you here?"

"Hahaha, what do you say?" asked Tang Sen angrily.

"Is that a hindrance?" asked the clown with a wicked smile.

"Hahaha, why do you think of me as the unruly Yanagishita Megumi?" Tang Sen smiled and asked rhetorically.

"Hahaha, aren't you?" the clown also smiled and asked rhetorically.

"Hahaha, I'm really not. Tang Sen said with a smile, "It's just that a gentleman loves money, and he takes it in a good way, and he has a good color." You can't do what you shouldn't do, not a finger. I respect her work and enjoy the services she brings to me. I can't use a lewd heart on someone who is using his hands to support himself or a family. ”

"Oh?" the clown chuckled for a moment, then laughed, "Hahahaha, then why?"

"Because I'm a ruined house. Tang Sen said seriously, "My hands can't create any value until now, like Liu Bei." When I was younger, I relied on my grandmother, when I was older, I relied on my aunt, when I was older, I relied on my mother, when I was older, I relied on my sister, and when I came out, I was so shameless that I relied on my girlfriend.

Hahaha, sometimes, I feel like a piece of shit, but I don't give up on myself. I think Liu Bei has defected to many people, for example, Liu Biao is one, Lu Bu is one, Yuan Shao is one, Yuan Shu is one, Sun Quan is one, and Cao Cao is one. In the end, he didn't also get Jingzhou, got Sun Shangxiang, and got the young phoenix Pang Tong Wolong Zhuge Liang, joined Sun to resist Cao, burned Chibi, set the foundation in a battle, divided the world into three parts, and finally became the Emperor of Shu. And I, Tang Sen, can't I have a 'great achievement' to make people feel sad and relieve boredom and serve food and wine?

This kind of pediatric stuff is just the work of some flies and dogs. There are two stinky money in the pocket, and there is a house to live in, a car to drive, a salary, a good meal, a gorgeous clothes to wear, and a good body to rely on.

Although I compare myself to a wild loach, I am also a man with great ambitions, and this kind of thing is not difficult for others? Besides, I don't have that kind of mind at the moment. Strange tired. Hahahaha. ”

"Hahaha, hearing you say that, I don't seem to be as good as them. The clown smiled after hearing this, "I'm almost a group of concubines, and I really haven't tried any of this." Hahaha. ”

"Damn, how can you compare to the 'clown family' of you 'old families', are you human?" said Townwson, "you are all gods. However, you and those of them who are willing to spend money are better than those single wives and daughters who are brave and unscrupulous, sneaky, and good at engaging in groping, chattering with people's underwear, humiliating and even killing people who walk at night, and giving *drug*dosing* drinking, some giant babies who are not familiar with the world, left-behind children, and immature male and female students who are not deeply involved in the world. What people are special about spending money, Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, one is willing to fight, the other is willing to suffer, he admits that he has broken the law, and he dares to act. What are they doing with all those shuffled dogs? They should be chemically castrated,----。 Grass, a disgrace to our civilization!"

"Hahaha, isn't that a bit too much?" reminded the clown with a smile.

"Damn, it's not you. Forget it, the arrow is ready to fly, and it has to be sent. "I was trying to praise those hard-working and brave women, but you misled me." It doesn't matter, I'm just an ordinary ordinary person, I watch too much news and complain. ”

"Hahaha, I didn't expect you to have some heart for the country and the people. The clown laughed, "If you were in ancient times, you would have become a great official." Hahahaha. ”

"Hahaha, that's not it. Townsend laughed, "I'm just worrying about it." Skynet is magnificent, negligent but not leaky. The sins of heaven are forgivable, but they are not allowed to live. As for making me an official, hahaha, I'm a high school student, and if I can't be a 'Mencius Kunpeng', I'd better be a wild loach. Pull the tail into the sludge as well. ”

"Hahaha, what about Liu Bei just now?" the clown laughed and laughed at Tang Sen and said, "Are you all?"

"Isn't chatting just?" said Townwham, "why not?"

"It's really yours!" the clown snapped, then his face turned serious, and he said, "Don't talk about salted eggs, I'll tell you a serious matter." ”

"I'll listen. Tang Sen also straightened his face and said, "What's the matter, you say?"