Qinghua's Sven-looking man took the lead in speaking: "Since Dean Le has spoken, then I will borrow the light of Fudan students to make a match: East Pawnshop, West Pawnshop, East and West Pawnshop Pawnshop." ”

As soon as the Sven-looking man spoke, the audience immediately rang out, laughing, sneering, and laughing, and they were very disdainful of the Sven-looking man's behavior.

But the Sven-looking man did not get angry or justify anything because of these shameful snees, sneers, and ridicules, but sat in his place generously.

Qinghua had just finished the next link, and a slightly chubby girl from Peking University continued: "Small casinos, big casinos, big and small casinos bet on the size." ”

When it was Fudan's turn, before anyone else could speak, Lao Pang took the lead and said, "Male classmates, female classmates, male and female students." ”

"Hahaha!ha!"

As soon as Lao Fat's next couplet came out, the audience burst into laughter, and Chen Houde looked at Lao Fat dumbfounded, and Lao Fat looked up at Chen Houde looking at him, and looked up ostentatiously.

And also turned his head to look at Song Qianzhi, hoping to get Song Qianzhi's affirmation, but unfortunately the falling flowers were intentional, the flowing water was ruthless, and Song Qianzhi ignored the old fat as if he were ignoring.

And all the Fudan leaders on the rostrum looked at Lao Fat with a dark face, especially Le Lao, who stared at Chen Houde with angry eyebrows.

Chen Houde saw Le Lao staring at him, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: Why are you staring at me?

However, in order to make amends, Chen Houde still stubbornly said into the microphone: "The good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand." We're playing a joke with you, don't mind, leaders. I'm right: spring reading, autumn reading, spring reading reading spring and autumn. ”

When the leaders on the rostrum saw Chen Houde say this, their faces softened a little, while Song Qianzhi looked at Chen Houde in surprise.

"It's a good one, the good-looking skins are the same, and the interesting souls are one in a thousand. In that case, I'll give you a new pair. Shanglian: Led by gossip. Le Lao was very satisfied with Chen Houde's answer, and on a whim, he made another mistake.

"Five elements of gold first. ”

"Four o'clock spring is the first. ”

"Filial piety comes first. ”

The representatives of the three parties replied one after another.

Seeing this, Le Lao continued: "Okay, then I'll have another one: the country is prosperous, the family is prosperous, and the country is prosperous." ”

"The sky is magnificent, the earth is magnificent, the heaven and the earth are magnificent!" said Qinghua representative.

"Common prosperity, common prosperity, common prosperity. The representative of Peking University said.

"You d, fuck, fuck!" The old fat said.

After the old fat talked, the auditorium fell silent instantly, and then there was an overwhelming laugh from the audience, and even Song Qianzhi couldn't help laughing at this time.

And the leaders in the audience also instantly blackened their faces, Chen Houde looked at the old fat with a loveless expression at this time, he didn't expect that he had a pig teammate.

"Am I right, right?" Seeing everyone laughing, the old fat looked at Chen Houde with some puzzlement.

"To your uncle, can I beg you to shut up, let's stop playing!" Chen Houde pleaded.

"This is Fudan

Is the team right?" said in a bad tone.

"No, no, I made a joke with you again, adjust the atmosphere, we are right: people are healthy, people are healthy, people are healthy. Chen Houde wiped the sweat on his head and said.

"Is this a joke? Do you think this is a theater of fun?" said Le Lao, dissatisfied, and reprimanded loudly.

Seeing this, Long Lao hurriedly opened his mouth to relieve the siege and said, "Okay! If there is a disqualification from the next competition. The following is represented by Qinghua first. ”

The five people on Qinghua's side discussed for a while, and the man who looked like Sven looked at Chen Houde contemptuously into the microphone and said: "People say that Jiangnan is mountainous, watery, and talented. ”

As soon as Qinghua's opponent came out, Peking University and Fudan began to discuss the next link.

After a while, Peking University gave the following link: "I said that Qin Huai was worried and resentful for a thousand years. ”

On Fudan's side, Wei Chen said: "I say that there is a saint in one place and one place in the north every day. ”

How can this landscape be compared with heaven and earth, and the genius can not be compared with the saints, obviously the lower couplet of Fudan is better.

Even the leaders on the rostrum couldn't help nodding their heads in praise, and Le Lao couldn't help but applaud loudly.

"Go to Peking University to make a rival!" Long Lao said suddenly.

"Panasonic plays Go, and the pine nuts suddenly fall with the chess pieces. "The opponent of Peking University.

"Fishing by the river, the monk is still alive when he goes to fish. Qinghua said.

"Fishing by the willows, willow silk is often accompanied by fishing wires. Fudan said.

"Fudan is the opposite. ”

Before Chen Houde and them had time to discuss, Wei Chen took the lead and said, "Yesterday's yellow flower girl." ”

"A good mother and a good wife in the past and present. Qinghua said.

"Tonight, the cave room is full of candles. The representative of Peking University said.

………………

After three rounds, none of the three parties were eliminated, but at this time, it was the turn of Fudan to come out against each other, and in the previous rounds, the opponents on Fudan's side were Wei Chen, the tall boy and Song Qianzhi.

And the old fat knew at this time that it was his turn to be the opposite, so he was very excited: "You guys were too advanced before, what mountains, water, and wind, I don't understand." I'll give you a modern uplink: teaching buildings, dormitory buildings, and laboratory buildings can be jumped. ”

As soon as Lao Fat's next couplet came out, Chen Houde knew that it was not a good thing, and sure enough, the audience laughed again. Even the leaders on the rostrum couldn't laugh or cry, but they didn't say anything.

But this couplet did not stump the talents of Qinghua and Peking University. Qinghua's representative is right: Chinese class, mathematics class, English class.

The representative of Peking University is right: doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduates, endlessly!

…………

Later, when it was Chen Houde's turn to be the opponent, Peking University was eliminated, and Chen Houde's opponent was: Shanghai's tap water came from the sea. This pair of heads looks simple, but it's not simple at all. Because you read it backwards and follow it all have the same meaning.

And Qinghua

The representative is right: Beijing Reclining Buddha Temple Buddha Wojing North. Peking University's artistic conception and tone are a little worse, so they were eliminated by the rostrum.

Lao Pang also mocked the talents of Peking University at that time: "This will not be, you will directly say: go to the playground tomorrow to exercise until dawn." Isn't that just the right thing?"

And Lao Fat's words caused everyone's laughter!

And in the next couplet, Song Qian knew that it was absolute: the tin pot was raised in the West Lake, and the tin pot fell to the West Lake, and the tin pot was a pity. "Directly let Fudan lock in the victory.

For this reason, Fudan scored one point, Qinghua scored one point, and Peking University lost two points. And Peking University also missed the first, because there is only one game left.

Sure enough, Long Lao looked at everyone into the microphone and said: "The last game of poetry, each side to make two seven-word poems, the first poem is a poem with wine and wealth as a disadvantage, and the second poem is a poem with the theme of "Acacia", with a time limit of twenty minutes, start now. ”

Time passed, and Fudan, Qinghua and Peking University were talking one after another, either meditating alone, muttering to themselves, or closing their eyes to recuperate. And the old fat looked at everyone calmly, as if he was an outsider.

Twenty minutes came quietly, and Long Lao said: "When the time comes, Qinghua will read out the poems you wrote first, followed by Peking University, and finally Fudan." ”

The Sven-looking man stood up, bent respectfully towards the rostrum, and then picked up the wireless topic on the table and recited aloud: ""Wine" wine is Du Kang's famous stream, which can solve thousands of sorrows with everything. All the bad things are because of the wine, and the Dongbin is drunk and falls into Yueyang Tower. Li Bai was greedy for wine, and Jiang Xin died, and Liu Ling was drunk and lying on the barren hill. Pangu is still alive in the world, and the true nature of wine fans will not look back. ”

"Good!"

"Bang! bang!"

As soon as the Sven-looking man finished reciting, the audience applauded!

"Yes, what about the other one?" asked Elder Long, looking at the Sven man.

Long Lao said, a quiet-looking woman took the microphone, stood up and said: "The title "Jiangnan Spring Dawn" poem in the artistic conception of the tea, the painting Jiangnan Dream Home, nostalgic white wall makeup green tile, the current blue water reflects the red flower, Yi'an therefore chanted a good sentence, Xizi Laisi tulle, even if the immortals are still in love, the mind has already reached the end of the world. ”

"Okay, very good, to Peking University. ”

"The color of "Yinse" is a hundred treasures of floating clouds, and it will not be long in love with Jiao'e. Dong Zhuo died of greed in Chang'an, and Lu Bu died in greed. The king of the Emperor was greedy and lost, and the King of You's favor was killed. The world loves beauty, and hides a knife in his sleeve. ”

The title "Wild Goose Dream Cloud Sky" originated from the self-willed naïve, met good friends and close neighbors, intentionally invited thousands of miles of moon, affectionate do not wait for a few springs, let the geese in the clouds pay the gentleman, ride a whale in a dream to spend the jade, live up to the Shaohua sky, and only accompany each other for a good day. ”

"It's very good, it's really worthy of being a talent, and finally Fudan. ”

Wei Chen looked at Chen Houde and them, then stood up and said, "Cai" wealth is the root of life in the world, and silver urges the hearts of black people. People die for money, and fathers, sons, brothers, relatives and friends are divided. Deng Tong starved to death when he cast money, and Shi Chonghao was rich and Fan Dan was poor. Persuade the monarch not to be greedy for unjust money, and the tiger can kill people when he goes down the mountain. ”