Text Chapter 63 Bastard Thing
As soon as he came back to the dormitory, he saw Zhou Yunliang talking and laughing with a quiet-looking female classmate, and two other male classmates standing aside.
As soon as Zhou Yunliang saw Chen Houde coming back, he hurriedly introduced: "Look! Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive, this is Chen Houde's classmate." ”
Chen Houde looked at everyone and asked Zhou Yunliang, "What is the situation?"
"Hello Chen Houde! We are from the campus weekly, and we want to interview you? My name is Li Li, and these two are Xue Weiwen and Wei Chen. The quiet-looking female classmate suddenly introduced Chen Houde.
"Huh, what are you interviewing me?" asked Chen Houde, puzzled.
"Your essay stood out among more than 3,000 freshmen, and we came to interview you. Wen Jing explained.
"Oh, by the way, when will your campus weekly pay out the bonus?" Chen Houde was most concerned about the 100 yuan bonus.
"What kind of bonus?" Li Li said a little unclear.
"Didn't you say that there was a reward of 100 yuan for the first place?" asked Chen Houde.
"That's what you mean! We'll send it to your class when the time comes. Then your class will transfer it to you. ”
"Oh oh! That's good. Let's interview. Chen Houde didn't care.
"Chen Houde, as far as I know, you have fought twice and reviewed twice since your military training. What do you think about this?" Li Li obviously did his homework before coming to interview.
"I didn't fight! Another time was when I saw my classmates being bullied, so I took action. "How could Chen Houde admit that he was fighting.
"Then why are you the same in the two review letters? Are you dissatisfied with the punishment given to you in the hospital, so you deliberately do this?"
"No! I'm happy with the punishment that the hospital has given me. As for why the two reviews are the same, they are different events, the same nature, and they are all extremely bad effects. So the review is as profound as the last time. Chen Houde said nonsense. Of course, Chen Houde can't say that he forgot to write a review book, so he can only say it according to the last review book.
Xue Weiwen and Wei Chen, who were recording, couldn't help but look at Chen Houde, they didn't expect that this freshman was still an old fox, and he didn't tell all the truth, and he didn't tell all the lies. They came to interview to dig up some bright news, but they didn't expect this to be the result.
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After more than an hour, the interview ended! Chen Houde and all his roommates in 504 went to the dining hall to have dinner to celebrate Chen Houde's first prize in freshman essays! After eating, Chen Houde went back to the dormitory to review his homework, then played ball with Hong Tianming and Zhou Yunliang, and finally took a bath and rested, forgetting all about returning the bracelet......
At noon on Tuesday, Chen Houde went to the dean's office of the law school to work as usual.
Chen Houde still knocked politely on the door, and when he saw no response, he opened the door and walked in.
Chen Houde, as always, began to tidy up the table first, and as soon as he walked to the table, he saw the couplet on the rice paper: To be honest, do practical things, be upright, not corrupt or bribe-taking, and have a clean sleeve. A big question mark in the horizontal criticism: "?"
Chen Houde pursed his lips and said to himself: "What kind of clean officials are there in this society?"
Chen Houde didn't care and began to clean up. As soon as the wolf pen was cleaned back, Chen Houde thought about it, and then used the wolf pen that was not stained with ink to write four big characters on the rice paper.
Chen Houde also nodded appreciatively, because it was written with a water-soaked pen, so there was only a faint watermark on the rice paper, which could not be seen if you didn't look closely.
After Chen Houde finished cleaning the office, he went to the canteen to eat and then went back to the dormitory!
Not long after Chen Houde left, Le Shouting walked into the office under the false influence of two middle-aged people. One of the middle-aged people is Jiang Yunzhou, the eldest apprentice of Le Shouting.
As for the other middle-aged man, who is also an apprentice of Le Shouting, Bai Xiuyuan is the fourth disciple of Le Shouting, and he is currently holding an important position in Shencheng.
Bai Xiuyuan has a stern face, a nose like a curved hook, eyebrows like a lying silkworm, a pair of goldfish eyes that are blazing, and the hair gives people a sense of being tall and majestic.
Bai Xiuyuan received a call from his master brother Jiang Yunzhou early in the morning, saying that Mr. was going to accept closed disciples.
In fact, everyone knows that Mr. wants to accept closed disciples, but Mr.'s strict criteria for selecting disciples have driven most people out of the door.
But today, the senior brother called himself and said that Mr. already had a goal and set the assessment criteria. And the other party still doesn't know the situation. And the assessment criteria set by Mr. were once used on the third senior brother.
This had to make me full of curiosity, and I hurriedly took two hours out at noon to rush over to take a look. Even the elder brother didn't take time out of his busy schedule to come over, let alone himself.
"Did I say you two are idle?" said Le Shouting as he walked into the office.
"Isn't that curious. Jiang Yunzhou smiled awkwardly and explained.
"Curious fart! You're not doing your job. Le Shouting walked over to the table and said.
Jiang Yunzhou and Bai Xiuyuan followed behind and didn't dare to say anything, so they could only laugh together. After Le Shouting finished speaking, he looked at the couplet he left yesterday. I saw that there was nothing left on it, and it was still the same. It's just that the table is in order, which means that someone has come to clean it.
Le Shouting shook his head with some disappointment, and Jiang Yunzhou and Bai Xiu hurriedly walked up to take a look when they saw this.
Jiang Yunzhou saw that there was nothing left on it, so he sighed: "It seems that not everyone can become the third child." Jiang Yunzhou lamented that Chen Houde failed to seize the opportunity, and lamented that Chen Houde could not win the love of Mr. like the third child.
"Don't mention that thug to me!" Le Shouting scolded.
Jiang Yunzhou saw that Mr. was unhappy, and hurriedly stopped talking and did not dare to speak.
"You two don't hurry up and roll the calves for me, do you have nothing to do?" Le Shouting said in a bad mood.
Jiang Yunzhou saw that Mr. was really angry, so he planned to pull the fourth Bai Xiuyuan away. As soon as he put his hand on the shoulder, the fourth suddenly pointed to the question mark on the rice paper, "?" and said, "There are words on it!"
Le Shouting looked at the fourth child suspiciously and asked, "What word?"
"Look, sir, there are obvious traces of writing with water. Bai Xiuyuan picked up the rice paper and pointed to the place on it.
Le Shouting hurriedly put on his reading glasses and took the rice paper and looked at it carefully, and a minute later, Le Shouting took off the reading glasses and handed the rice paper to Bai Xiuyuan and said, "It seems that there is nothing like this." Look at what's written?"
Bai Xiuyuan took the rice paper and looked at it carefully, and then looked at Le Shouting with a smile.
"What words?" Jiang Yunzhou hurriedly asked.
Say. Le Shouting looked at Bai Xiuyuan and said.
Bai Xiuyuan was a little embarrassed and said: "If I'm not mistaken, it should be written on it as "There is no such person." ”
Jiang Yunzhou couldn't smile bitterly when he heard Bai Xiuyuan's words. I couldn't hold back my laughter.
"Bastard thing!" Le Shouting continued to reprimand with an ugly face when he heard this: "What are you laughing at? Look at you officials, you are corrupt officials in the hearts of the people, and you are embarrassed to laugh." ”
Jiang Yunzhou and Bai Xiuyuan glanced at each other, standing aside, both of them couldn't help but laugh on their faces.
"Get out, get out, get out!" Le Shouting hurriedly said when he saw that the two of them were still there.
"Don't be angry! don't be angry. ”
"Yes, this is an unintentional move, there is no need to be angry. Jiang Yunzhou and Bai Xiuyuan hurriedly said. Le Shouting didn't answer, just waved his hand and motioned for them to leave quickly.
"Take care of yourself!"
"Sir, the student went first. You pay attention to your body. After Jiang Yunzhou and Bai Xiuyuan finished speaking, they left the office.
"Bastard!" Le Shouting muttered to himself, then picked up the phone on his desk and called.
The phone was connected, and before the other party could speak, Le Shouting said: "Send a copy of the student* materials for cleaning my office to my office!"
After Le Shouting finished speaking, he hung up the phone directly! Chen Houde didn't know that he had been remembered by the dean of the law school. At this time, I was sleeping in the dormitory.