"Hello little sister, my name is Jet Li. ”

“666……”

"Well, that, I'm from the sophomore sports department, and your minister is my roommate. Jet Li squatted under a tree and chatted with his mobile phone.

"Ah...... Are you the deputy minister of sports?"

"Well, yes. ”

"Hello senior brother, is there anything to do with me?"

"That, I just wanted to ask, is Cheng Yan from your bedroom?"

“…… Yes, you want to chase her?"

"Well, I'd like to inquire about the situation. ”

"Yes, yes. ”

"Thank you, little sister. Jet Li sent an embarrassed expression, and a moment later sent a red envelope.

"I won't accept the red envelope, ask what you want to ask directly, anyway, I guess it's no fun. ”

"Why? She has a boyfriend?/fd"

"Boyfriend, I wish she had a boyfriend, we've been looking forward to this day all over the dorm. ”

"Then why?"

"Nothing, you ask. ”

"Uh...... What are her hobbies?"

"I like fitness, running, sanda, wrestling and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, and I am said to be playing mixed martial arts. She spends a lot of time at the Kafi gym. The family opened a hotel not far from the back school gate, and she often went back to the hotel. Deng Xuhong almost returned in seconds.

"MMA? so brutal?" Jet Li was stunned, he had also heard of the Kafei gym, it seemed to be quite expensive, at least he usually worked out in the gym opened by a graduated senior brother at the back school gate, which was very economical.

"Yes!"

"Anything else?"

"Read a book. ”

"What books to read??"

"Sometimes it's yes, sometimes it's something else, we don't understand it anyway. She likes to read the original English version, many of which are books as thick as bricks, in addition to literature and historical classics, there are also books on biology, physics, philosophy and mathematics, believe me, even if you know every word, you can't understand those books. Deng Xuhong is still back in seconds.

"I love to learn......"

"Think about what hobbies you have in common with her, little brother. Deng Xuhong replied.

“……”

What are our common hobbies......

I like to go to Internet cafes, drink and go clubbing to chase girls......

The corners of Jet Li's mouth twitched, and a sense of powerlessness suddenly appeared in his heart. For the first time, he felt so far away from a girl.

He still didn't give up and asked, "Nothing else?"

Deng Xuhong continued to reply in seconds: "That's pretty much it, usually she either goes back to the hotel or goes to the gym, and there are very few times when she is in the dormitory, even if she doesn't chase dramas and play games like us, she will only hold a book to read." Ah, by the way, she likes to pet cats very much, but don't think about it, she already has the most beautiful and cutest little Lori in the world at home. ”

"Do you type at the speed of light......

"Oh, I copied it directly from other people, there are too many people asking Cheng Yan's information, and you all ask similar questions, I usually copy directly. ”

"Is this also a copy?"

"yes. ”

“…… Thank you. ”

Jet Li took a deep breath, shook his head and put down his phone.

This Nima ......

……

Back at the hotel, Cheng Yan raised the paper bag in his hand and asked, "Does Sister Yu Dian want to eat rabbit heads?"

The little girl hesitated, and glanced at Tang Qingying again.

Tang Qingying hurriedly shook his head: "Don't look at me, I won't eat!"

Cheng Yan shrugged his shoulders and ran outside to ask Changyao Daoren.

Cheng Yun and Yin Nuxia went upstairs with meat dishes.

After a while, Cheng Yan also came up, seeing that Yin Nuxia was chopping vegetables and Cheng Yun was marinating meat, Xiao Lori squatted on the side and watched, she took out a plate and put two rabbit heads on the stove, and said, "I'll put this for you, I'll eat it when I have time." ”

Cheng Yun nodded and said, "Okay." ”

Yin Nuxia glanced at the rabbit's head with her peripheral vision, took two deep breaths, and swallowed her saliva.

Little Lori watched silently from the side-

Two rabbit heads, two human ......

Does this king eat dirt?

At this time, I saw Cheng Yan coming to its side, she was holding a scented rabbit head dangling in front of it, and her tone was full of temptation: "Do you want to eat it?"

Little Lori looked at her stunned, and after a moment, its gaze began to move with the rabbit head in her hand.

In an instant, Xiao Lori shook her head vigorously, came to her senses, and glared at Cheng Yan dissatisfied-

The abominable mortal dares to trample on the dignity of this king!

What do you think of this king??

Just wanted to get angry, Cheng Yan had already taken out its cat rice bowl, put the rabbit head in it and handed it to it: "Eat it, I deliberately chose the spiciest one, you must like to eat it very much hahaha!"

At the same time, Cheng Yun also advised beside him: "You are not allowed to eat bones, you can only eat meat." ”

Little Lori: "Woo......"

When Cheng Yun cooked the meal and went downstairs, he saw that the people downstairs were wiping the oil on their hands with toilet paper, especially a beautiful girl who 'would never eat', with a reminiscent expression on her face.

The corners of Cheng Yun's eyes twitched twice.

In the afternoon, he took a nap, then sat on the roof of the building and played with his phone for a while, and when he went downstairs, it was already dusk.

Cheng Yun saw Cheng Yan and Tang Qingying leaning against the glass door and looking out, the backs of the two beautiful girls were graceful and colorful, and he couldn't help but be a little puzzled: "What are you doing at the door?"

Cheng Yan glanced back at him and turned his head back.

Tang Qingying stared at him with bright eyes and said, "We are listening to Third Uncle Yin's story. ”

"Hmm...... Two more spectators?"

Cheng Yun also walked to the door and squeezed among them to look out.

At this time, there seemed to be two or three more primary school students gathered in front of Changyao Daoren's stall, no, one of them was obviously impersonating - Yin Nuxia sat in the middle of a group of primary school students with a small bench, and the rest of the primary school students were standing, only she was sitting. But even so, she couldn't hide the fact that she was about the same height as the children.

Today's young people are getting taller from generation to generation, but fortunately they are a group of elementary school students, if they are junior high school students and high school students, the height of one meter seven or eight will make Yin Nuxia very uncomfortable.

At the same time, there was a handsome young man standing on the side, like other elementary school students, he was also holding a pot helmet, and at the same time staring intently at Changyao Daoren.

Cheng Yun was a little surprised in his eyes: "Yo, it's quite lively......"

Tang Qingying turned his head to look at him, smiled and narrowed his eyes into two crooked arched bridges, and said, "Don't say it, Third Uncle Yin is quite tasteful!"

Cheng Yan also nodded and said, "It's a little interesting." ”

Then the young man turned and went into the house, and when he came out again, he had a broken bowl in his hand, and in the bowl was a bowl of water, and handed it to the old man. He said: The family is poor, there is nothing else, and the old man should have given one or two nests, but now he can only give up a bowl of water as the old man begged, which is really ashamed and ashamed. ”

The old man thanked the young man, took half a bowl of water, and then sat there and looked at the young man. ”

The young man wondered, and asked him why. ”

The old man just smiled and asked him, "Do you want to live forever?"

As soon as these words came out, many elementary school students opened their eyes wide.

"Wow?"

"That old man is a god?"

At the same time, this sentence also exploded in Zhu Jiayan's mind, and he stared at Changyao Daoist who looked like a character in a Xianxia game.

Do you want to live forever?

Do you want to live forever?

Do you want to live forever?

……

Is there another 'Xianxia World'?

Zhu Jiayan stuffed the remaining pot helmet into his mouth and chewed, feeling uneasy.

At this time, Changyao Daoist noticed him keenly, and hurriedly pointed at him and said, "Whoever is it, it's finished eating, come and buy another one, don't be shy, take care of your fill." ”

Zhu Jiayan was stunned, but still nodded decisively: "Okay!"

Dig out the money, buy another one, and continue to fight against this invincible and unpalatable pot helmet.

Changyao Daoren stared at him with a smile on the corner of his mouth, and asked, "Is it delicious?"

"It's delicious!"

"That's good, that's good. ”

Changyao Daoist glanced at all the elementary school students present again, and shouted: "Those two who are shrunk back, why didn't they buy pot helmets? Especially that little fat man, don't hide, I know you all! Really, I have to pull you to buy you every day before you are willing to buy it!"

The two elementary school students stood in place with tangled faces, and for a long time, they were finally reluctant to leave, and walked forward with a twist.

The little fat man turned his back to Changyao Daoren, secretly groped in his pocket for a long time, took out two one-dollar and one five-cent, crumpled banknotes, and looked at Changyao Daoren with a dodgy look: "I only have two yuan and five ......."

Changyao Daoist didn't care and said: "Okay, okay, okay! There are only two pieces and five ...... every day."

Another skinny elementary school student cowered and asked, "Uncle, can I give you the money...... Don't you want your pot helmet?"

Changyao Daoren: "......"

After a while, he righteously refused: "No! Look at how thin you have become, and you are still a picky eater! If you are a picky eater, you will only be so thin and tall for the rest of your life!"

As he spoke, he also glanced at Yin Nuxia.

Yin Nuxia, who had been paying attention to him, received his gaze and couldn't help but look dazed.

Suddenly, the elementary school students began to urge the people of Changyao Dao to come.

The Changyao Daoist, who had sold three more pot helmets, was in a good mood, and after a little muttering, he continued: "The young man was puzzled at first, but when he saw the old man smile slightly, he lifted the broken bowl and threw half of the bowl of water into the sky, and the water immediately turned golden and fell to the ground and splashed with droplets. ”

"Hey, what kind of water is that, what kind of water is it, what kind of water has turned into gold!"

"One by one, round and slippery, rolling down the slope on the ground, beating, golden, clearly golden beans!"

"Rich!" the schoolboy opened his eyes again.

Changyao Daoren looked disdainful: "It's fake, it's just a trick, that young man didn't know it at first, and he was like you, he was very surprised." At this time, the old man looked at him with a smile and continued to ask him, "Do you want to live forever?"

"A few days ago, I told you little dolls about the young man's family history and the changes he had experienced since he was a child. It is because of this mortal life for decades, no one can escape birth, old age, sickness and death. The young man had seen the old man in his family when he was old, he had seen his parents and aunts selling their property under the ravages of illness, and the only remaining family property was also sold out and wailing in agony and dying, so he agreed without thinking about it!"

"May I ...... Eternal Life"

Changyao Daoist muttered this, he looked up at the sky, and his tone was full of emotion.

But there was a smile in the corner of his eyes, and he didn't know whether he was more nostalgic or felt that the young people at that time were innocent and funny.

Yin Nuxia muttered, "When did you tell that young man's family history? I've been here every day for the past few days...... Spy on you, why haven't I heard about it!"

A primary school student on the side glanced at her, and said with some pride on his face: "You came later, you didn't hear what you said a few days ago." ”

Yin Nuxia immediately frowned.

The feeling of watching a few episodes less in the middle of the series......