Volume 1: Past Life Wishes 298.Oh, I'm Dead [Second Update]
Just when Huang Pingfan got a reminder from his sister in the system and was ready to start.
The warrior of the island country suddenly had an extra kitchen knife in his hand.
Seeing the bright kitchen knife, Huang Pingfan was afraid that his judgment would be inaccurate.
So he asked Sister System: "Sister System, what level of weapon is that?" ”
"Ding, low-level magic weapon, the enemy still chooses to hide his strength, please wait for the opportunity to wipe it out as soon as possible. ”
Seeing Huang Pingfan stunned, staring at the kitchen knife in his hand, a contemptuous smile appeared on his face.
"Earth leopard, we have a space ring on our hands. Do you know what the Space Ring is? As the hometown of martial arts, I'm really panicking for you. After many years of conformism and stagnation, you are far from keeping up with the pace of the times.
Now that martial arts have been fused with modern scientific and technological concepts, do you know Einstein's theory of relativity? We have used Einstein's theory of relativity and combined with the way of martial arts to refine the space ring.
This is a real high-end forward science and technology, presumably your backward China, in another 5,000 years, will not be able to reach this level. If you are backward, you will be beaten if you are backward! If you are beaten, you will stand up straight!"
The warrior of the island country, who was sprayed by Huang Pingfan just now, seems to have seized the opportunity, and he wants to win back the first game and defeat the Chinese ideologically.
Just when the warriors of the island country wanted to show off desperately, Huang Pingfan also had an extra gilded stick in his hand.
Huang Pingfan had a contemptuous smile on his face.
He smiled exaggeratedly and said, "Storage rings, hey, what a backward thing this must be!"
In China, there is usually one three-year-old child in each person, and they are all used as diapers. Hanging there, how much urine, all brushed, all ran into the storage ring.
Under normal circumstances, adults are embarrassed to carry diapers.
When I was a child, my family was too poor to use diapers, so I took one and put it on my hand.
Hehe, our Chinese compatriots, don't be ashamed of me crossing the street with diapers! Hey, the main reason is that my family was too poor when I was a child, I haven't seen it, and now I just make up for the lack of childhood. ”
The warrior of the island country is angry and annoyed!
finally had a chance to be majestic, but Huang Pingfan said that it was a diaper.
It's good to die, Huang Pingfan really has a storage ring on his hand, looking at the simple and atmospheric style, it should be a little more powerful than the one on his hand.
"Look at the fight!" Anyway, the war of words is always unwinnable, and the warrior of the island country looked at Huang Pingfan when he raised the kitchen knife.
Huang Pingfan's figure flashed slightly, dodging the enemy's blade.
Then, with a stick, he came to Han Xin to order troops.
while
An echo echoed across the field.
Both of their weapons were safe, but the sparks of the impact almost blinded everyone's aluminum alloy eyes.
Especially after the impact, the rippling sound shook everyone's eardrums.
"It's horrible!"
The crowd shouted in their hearts.
The vast majority of the people at the scene were just ordinary people, and under this baptism, they felt sluggish, and from the bottom of their hearts, they began to worship those powerful warriors.
The real-time transmission of the video has greatly addicted countless martial arts enthusiasts who cannot come to the scene.
Because this is a matter of national decency, the national television station is also broadcasting live at the same time, today's scene.
Because the system sister of Pingfan Network Company played hooligan for a while and forcibly popped up this scene video, all the employees of Pingfan Group were asked by Teacher Peng Min, who was temporarily in charge, to watch the majestic moment of the big boss together.
Mr. Peng Min, that is to take the opportunity to enhance the cohesion of the company.
Yes, Teacher Peng Min learned a trick from Huang Pingfan, that is, to seize every opportunity, make proper use of it, and give full play to its role.
At the moment when Teacher Peng Min seized the opportunity and wanted to gather people's hearts, Principal Yang Bo was unwilling to be reluctant, he also organized a meeting of all teachers and students to watch the important moment when Huang Pingfan won glory for the country. He wants to take all the teachers and students to witness the rise of Huang Pingfan, and Huang Pingfan's important moment of adding glory to the country and fighting for honor for the school.
Principal Yang Bo took the lead.
However, Mr. Sanpi is not an afterthought, he also let all the teachers and students come to the big banyan tree together, and everyone quietly stares at the critical moment when his alumni add glory to the country.
Many people who have a very good relationship with Huang Pingfan have made good use of this good opportunity to spread Huang Pingfan's prestige. At the same time, let yourself be able to get a good dip.
In the main villa of Huang Pingfan's hometown, which has been completed, Huang Pingfan's grandmother and a large group of children and grandchildren are quietly watching Huang Pingfan's majestic posture on the large screen.
"Hehe, this trick Han Xin used his troops well, and it directly hit the weakest point of the enemy's kitchen knife strength!" grandma shouted loudly.
In Grandma's opinion, Huang Pingfan is actually teaching them how to use the nameless stick method.
The stick method must be used to make it powerful, otherwise, it is better not to learn.
Sister Qiongzhu, who was next to her grandmother, smiled and patted her ass: "Grandma is really discerning! Such a key thing was seen through by grandma at a glance." ”
"He's my grandson, and as soon as he pouts his ass, I know he's going to poop. Can he still hide it?" Grandma didn't think that Sister Qiongzhu was making sycophants, she felt that she was telling the truth.
Everyone laughed good-naturedly to express the joy in their hearts.
The warrior of the island country, seeing that he was always helpless Huang Pingfan, his heart began to become restless.
Therefore, his strength is constantly being exposed, and the more he is exposed.
After about twenty minutes of grappling, Huang Pingfan had actually had several opportunities to amplify his moves.
However, in order for the mortal world to continue to attract audiences, Huang Pingfan resolutely gave up the opportunity.
was so angry that Sister System kept babbling and scolding him for being a bloody dog.
In the eyes of the sister of the system, Huang Pingfan is a person who wants money
Damn guys.
For the sake of the continuous growth of his company, he dared to take risks, which is simply ......
Sister System is extremely tired, if it has a heart.
Huang Pingfan kept saying that the company was an inconsequential thing to him.
But in fact, he has paid too much for the company.
At this time, the warriors of the island country have already revealed the sixth level of skill in the martial arts realm.
With a single sword, he drenched Huang Pingfan's blood and fell not far in front of the warrior of the island country.
"I, I, can I throw in the towel? I, I've been, I've been, I'm weak. ”
Huang Pingfan, who was lying in a pool of blood, asked lewdly.
Many viewers are related and want to say a word for Huang Pingfan.
However, no one at the scene stood up and said a word for Huang Pingfan, a poor worm.
Because, this is signed, a life-and-death duel of life and death contracts.
"No, when you die, your body can be carried down!" replied the island warrior ruthlessly.
The audience was cold.
All the viewers sitting in front of the TV computer burst into tears.
Even Huang Pingfan's very strong and optimistic grandmother was trembling all over, and tears were raining down on her face.
However, at this moment of sadness, everyone was amused by the nonsensical scene.
Huang Pingfan was lying in a pool of blood, his eyes were gloomy, and he seemed to exude a faint death aura all over his body.
But at this time, he raised his right hand with difficulty.
In his mouth, he seemed to use his last drop of strength to shout: "Ordinary buns, ordinary buns...... After I die......
I implore the people of the whole country to remember and help out...... My ordinary buns, I died for the country and the nation......
I am a martyr, please help me make ordinary buns...... Continue to carry it forward.....
Oh, I'm dead......"
Seeing the familiar language and actions of this scene, Peng Qiuyan, who was originally crying like a tearful person, suddenly burst into laughter.
The twins, who had already come to Peng Qiuyan's side, asked her puzzledly: "Mastermother, why are you laughing?
"He still has the energy to advertise, do you think he is dead?" Peng Qiuyan asked with a smile.
The old family lives in a villa.
The moment everyone saw Huang Pingfan's advertisement, they all burst into tears and laughed.
Grandma also laughed, laughing and scolding: "This little ghost is really good at pretending, and the whole family is crying for him!"
"He's actually laying out, he wants to make bigger profits! He's a person who is very good at catching opportunities, he's doing big things!" Sister Qiongzhu also said with tears on her face, bursting into a smile.
"Oh, my little fellow, do you still know my quirky grandson?" hehe...... grandma said teasing Sister Qiongzhu.