"What kind of song is it, can Yaoyao sing a part to Brother Yang?"

Yao Yao nodded, then luckily and began to sing.

As soon as he sang a bar, Yang Tang's eyebrows raised: "Yaoyao, are you sure you sang correctly?" Is this tune this note?"

"That's right, that's the sound, but it's ......"

"But what?"

"But I feel like the scale is a bit high, none of my teammates can sing that high. Yaoyao lowered her little head in shame when she said this, because her mother had warned her early on that she could not blame her teammates, after all, there will be a lot of teamwork work in her life, and teammates will not be able to choose in most cases.

On Yang Tang's side, when he heard Yao Yao say the word "scale", he knew that Yao Yao completely understood the question he asked just now. At the same time, the reason why Yang Tang raised his eyebrows just now was because he was not only surprised by Teacher Yaoyao's embarrassment, but also surprised by Yaoyao's golden voice.

Generally speaking, because the child's vocal cords are not fully developed and mature, the vocal cords are thinner and narrower, resulting in insufficient vocal range and insufficient scale, but there will always be one or two talented little pot friends among countless small pot friends, who are born to eat "singing" this dinner, not only the children's voice belongs to the golden voice, as long as the protection is good, the voice after the voice change still belongs to the golden voice.

Yang Tang found that Yaoyao should belong to this kind of talented little pot friends, and her homeroom teacher embarrassed her little choir, and wanted them to sing songs Although they still belong to the category of nursery rhymes, the scale and tone of the songs have reached the level of semi-professional repertoire. Regarding this point, Yang Tang, who has [Qinglong's piano technique Lv3] skills and all of Narumi Qinglong's music theory experience, naturally can't make a mistake, so in his heart, he already has a grudge against Yaoyao's homeroom teacher.

Of course, this kind of resentment will not drive Yang Tang to personally run to teach the head teacher a lesson, but if from now on, the head teacher takes the initiative to bump into Yang Tang's muzzle, he will have a big meal.

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang?"

Yao Yao saw that Yang Tang was a little distracted and gritted his teeth, and couldn't help but call Yang Tang carefully.

Yang Tang, who was thinking about tearing Yaoyao's head teacher into seventeen or eighteen pieces, withdrew from his thoughts, looked at Yaoyao, who was a little dodgy in his eyes, and said, "Your teacher asked you to sing this song together, what should you do after you rap?"

"Did...... He said that if we could sing well, we would report our choir as a class program. When Yaoyao said this, he couldn't help but twist his two little hands together, obviously a little apprehensive, but more of an expectation.

Yang Tang was a little angry.

Although he didn't quite understand what class programs and the like, he could deeply feel that Yaoyao's homeroom teacher deceived Yaoyao and these children. First of all, whether Yaoyao and the others can sing well is unknown, this is "bullying"; secondly, whether they can be reported as a program is probably all in the mind of the head teacher, but he actually said to Yaoyao and these students that they sing well and badly, doesn't this clearly show "concealment" and manipulation of students?

What's more, what is good singing and what is not, even Yaoyao, who has a golden voice, doesn't have a specific concept, right? Not to mention the other second-grade students? When the time comes, it is not the class teacher who has the final say, and he can completely play with the students in the palm of his hand.

"Yaoyao, the songs you want to sing together, Brother Yang already has a number in his heart......"

"Then Uncle Yang, is there a way for you to make Dapeng and them sing well, at least at the level of singing with Yaoyao. Yao Yao looked at Yang Tang expectantly.

Yang Tang hesitated for a moment and said, "To be honest, Yaoyao, the song that your head teacher asked you to sing is quite difficult, I see that you can sing it quite reluctantly, as for your classmates, I am not optimistic that they can sing this song in a short time!"

Yao Yao was a little anxious when he heard this, and paused and said, "What should I do then?"

"Actually, it's easy to do, wouldn't it be nice for you to sing another song that is easy to order!" Yang Tang said with a bad idea.

Yaoyao was a little dumbfounded and said, "But, but even if we can sing another song well, what should we do if the head teacher checks it?" Also, if the show is really reported and becomes a program for the school celebration, the consequences must be very serious, right?"

I have to say that although Xiao Yaoyao is already very sensible and a very small adult, her ability to speculate has considerable limitations, and she only thinks that things may be serious, and she can't imagine how serious it will be. In fact, the repertoire is really going to the school celebration party, and the song accompaniment at that time will definitely be different, and the name of the song in this newspaper curtain is seriously inconsistent with the actual singing content, which will also cause an uproar, maybe Yaoyao and her choir friends will be expelled from the school afterwards.

Of course, there is also a possibility that the new songs sung by Yaoyao and their choir are so good that it is difficult to say who will die or live afterwards.

"Your homeroom teacher's inspection is easy to deal with, and even at the school celebration, you can still sing the changed songs, but there is one thing Yaoyao you must promise me ......"

"Which point, Uncle Yang?"

Yang Tang said with a dark face: "If I help you this time, you can't call me Uncle Yang in the future, and you can't call me Brother Begonia!"

"Then what do I call you?" Yao Yao tilted his little head and wondered, "Do you call Dad......?"

"Stop!" Yang Tang was anxious when he heard this, "You shut up first!"

"Oh..."Yao Yao didn't quite understand why Yang Tang was so angry, so he wasn't too afraid of Yang Tang's anger.

Yang Tang looked at Yaoyao with an innocent face, and said with a smile and crying: "Yaoyao, I am not married to your mother, what is my father's name! I mean, don't call me uncle in the future, don't call me Begonia, just call me Brother Yang!"

"Can you only call Brother Yang......?

"No, I can only call Brother Yang, otherwise I won't help you. As soon as the threatening words came out, Yang Tang realized that something was wrong, how could he be more serious with a half-year-old child?

"Okay Brother Yang, how are you going to help me with the chorus?" asked Yaoyao.

Yang Tang thought for a while and said, "That's it, tomorrow afternoon after school, you call all the people in the choir, I will take you to a professional music classroom, teach you to sing new songs, and deal with the song requested by your homeroom teacher." ”

"But what exactly do you want to do with the old songs?" asked Yaoyao with a little puzzled tilting his little head.

When Yang Tang heard this, he didn't know how to explain to Yaoyao, hesitated for a few seconds, and couldn't help asking: "Yaoyao, have you ever heard of lip-synching?"

"Lip-synching?" Yao Yao was stunned for a moment, and then said, "Is it the kind of singing that lip-syncs on the stage?"

"Huh, how do you know?" said Yang Tang in surprise.

"I read it on the Internet, but Brother Yang, this is a way of singing rats crossing the street!" Yao Yao said with a disgusted expression.

"So, this kind of singing is only suitable for coaxing your homeroom teacher......"

"I kind of understand what you mean, Brother Yang, but our choir can't even sing the song given by the head teacher, how can we record it in advance?

Listening to Yaoyao's worries, Yang Tang couldn't help but feel in his heart that today's children are really too precocious, thinking that when they were in the second grade of primary school, there were very few classmates in the class who had even listened to the tape, let alone knew what lip-syncing.

"Yaoyao, you can rest assured, the matter of lip-syncing tapes is wrapped up in Brother Yang, Brother Yang has an audio collection software that can collect the voices of everyone in your choir, and then electronically synthesize a song that your head teacher requested, and then fix the sound or something, I believe he can't hear the problem at all......"

"I understand what you mean, Brother Yang, but isn't it good to lie to the head teacher?" Yao Yao said.

Yang Tang obviously had a draft of this question, and immediately said: "Of course it's not good to deceive people, so ah, I have two questions here, Yaoyao, you remember it, and then I'll ask your head teacher tomorrow, if his answer is different from what I told you, then he is lying to you...... If he lied to you, you lied to him again, so that we wouldn't have a psychological burden, right?"

"That's right!" Yao Yao nodded, "Then what are the two specific questions, Brother Yang?"

"Yes, the first question ......"

At noon the next day, Yao Yao answered Yang Tang's phone, and his voice was a little depressed: "Brother Yang, I asked the head teacher those two questions, and the answers to his two questions are different from the answers you said......

When Yang Tang heard this, he had already roughly guessed Yaoyao's mood at the moment: "That...... What are your plans?"

"Fake singing, anyway, he lied to me, I lied to him!"

"Okay, you can bring the choir after school in the afternoon. After Yang Tang finished speaking, he hung up the phone, but he sighed in his heart.

You must know that Yaoyao went to school early, and she is now in the second grade at the age of seven, but her height is just over a meter, shorter than students of the same level and even the first grade, but she is also much kawaii, but it is such a little girl who looks more cute than Lori's version of Nelle and has a thin body, and she dares to make up her mind to lip-synch, which is really too devastating for adults.

But if you look closely, there are so many things that break adults in the world of the Internet.

For example, fighting the landlord, even lose to a certain two people dozens of handfuls, some people will feel that the cards are not good, some people will feel that the two are open, but in fact, two seven or eight-year-old little guys in front of the two computers next to each other look at the card card type in playing, equal to each is thirty-four to play twenty cards or even thirty-seven cards to play seventeen cards, from the probability, this is already a big defeat and loss of the card, plus one of the two also from time to time to pull your hind legs, do not lose only ghosts.

Another example is playing CS or other e-sports games, a young man in his twenties can't beat a child in his early teens, and this kind of thing also happens frequently on the Internet.

Therefore, because of exposure to a large amount of information, children are too precocious, which can be regarded as a kind of Internet effect, and even after the development of artificial intelligence, the knowledge from primary school to university may be directly instilled, or the chip is implanted in the brain, a small operation, just a few hours can be completed.

At that time, the human labor force will be extremely surplus, and it may begin to self-destruct one day. Because of this, in a sense, more than ten years of knowledge learning from primary school to university can be regarded as slowing down the process of human self-destruction in a sense.

Of course, as far as individual humans are concerned, Yang Tang doesn't need to care too much, he just helps Yaoyao's chorus a little after renting a music room.

After another week, the head teacher really set a time with the Yaoyao chorus to test the results of the song practice.

When Yaoyao led Yang Tang into the music classroom of their primary school, Yaoyao's head teacher and another female teacher, who had already been seated in advance, changed color.

"Hello two teachers, in terms of seniority, I am Yaoyao's uncle. But Yaoyao usually calls me Brother Yang, I don't know what the two of you call me?"

Yaoyao's head teacher: "My surname is Tang. ”

"Oh~~ It turned out to be Mr. Tang!"

"My surname is Yuan!"

"Oh~~Teacher Yuan...... Tang, Yuan, I remember. Yang Tang said this, and took out a small card from his clothes, "By the way, this is my business card! I am from the Ninth Bureau, if something happens to Yaoyao at school, or he is bullied, just call me directly on this phone number on the film!"

The head teacher, Mr. Tang, hurriedly smiled and said: "I must ...... it" The reason why I laughed was because the butt of this product was not clean, for fear of being arrested by the police for questioning, in case something was found during the questioning, it would probably not be as simple as being detained for a period of time.

Because there was more Yang Tang at the scene, the head teacher surnamed Tang and Teacher Yuan didn't listen to Yaoyao's chorus too carefully, and naturally they didn't find that the chorus was lipt-synching.

So two days later, the repertoire of the Yaoyao choir was reported to the school by the head teacher surnamed Tang as a performance program for their second grade and second class at the school celebration.

On the day of the school celebration, the square of Yaoyao and her primary school was almost full. On a sunny evening, the outdoor temperature of 17 degrees added a bit of comfort to the school celebration performance.

As the programs on the stage passed, it was finally time for the Yaoyao chorus to perform on stage, and at this time, Yang Tang, who had mixed into the backstage, easily changed Yaoyao's accompaniment tape.

"Next, please listen to the second grade class choir bring us "Spring Swallow Returns"!"

As soon as the curtain came out, many school leaders sitting in the audience frowned, they didn't think that the track "Spring Swallow Returns" was not good, the key was that it was difficult to sing this song, like them, when they taught students to sing this song, they were all in a lower key, but now it is a show, and then it is a little too much to say that it is a little too much to say when they are lowered and sang alone on stage.

The school leaders, as well as the teachers of each class, thought about it like this, and even some of them kept looking at the head teacher surnamed Tang who was sitting upright, but the head teacher surnamed Tang was unmoved, but looked like an old god.

However, as soon as the accompaniment passed through the door, Director Tang's face changed. The school leaders and teachers in the audience also made a commotion, because they were too familiar with the prelude of "The Return of the Spring Swallow", and now it is broadcast clearly!

"Let's swing the oars, the boat pushes the waves, the sea reflects the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls......"

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