"Shut your crow's mouth, okay? As soon as I went to work, you instigated me to kill the gods and Buddhas, what kind of heart do you have, blasphemy is to be punished, how do you see my jade tree in the wind, where does it look like the Yama of hell? ”

Yang Fan likes to get along and chat with characters like Wang Xiaotian and Lan Ziyi, who live in a funny heart, there is no pressure, laughing and scolding, and can also develop the cells in the depths of the brain, and it takes great wisdom to be a funny person who can make people laugh.

Wang Xiaotian listened to Yang Fan's words, hurriedly folded his hands and faced the west, and muttered in his mouth, "Please forgive yourself for your disrespect, there are no taboos, no taboos." ”

Yang Fan couldn't hold it back, and went up to give Wang Xiaotian a brain breakdown, "Nima, Xitian is Rulai, Nantian is the Jade Emperor, you can't do it well, the two great gods turned you into a second senior brother in a fit of anger, look at your cute sister and you don't." ”

As the saying goes, one thing descends one thing, brine points tofu, Zhang Meng is now Wang Xiaotian's life, as long as she is mentioned, Wang Xiaotian is immediately instigated.

Yang Fan drank a little wine and teased Wang Xiaotian, he felt very comfortable, and when he was self-absorbed, the fat man slapped him with his arm, his mouth chirped towards the bar of the DJ booth, and his little eyes were shining.

"Your little master is here, this body, this long legs, this small waist, this iceberg face, look at it from a distance and don't be blasphemous, hey I said sails, you can pay attention to getting along with this girl in the future, you kind of golden jade and ruined swingers are the least liked by Ziyi, don't look at her looks like a fairy, but when you get along with people, you always feel that everyone owes you millions Yes, the face is as long as a hanging kite. After Wang Xiaotian finished speaking, he looked at Lan Ziyi, his mouth was still chirping, and Yang Fan rewarded him with a brain collapse again.

"I said dead fat man, can you not be so dirty, arrange this for me today, count that tomorrow, how can you talk to a little girl Yes, the next time you see Zhang Meng, you must beat him a small report, you must make your dead fat man, the washboard is broken, and the remote control is rotten.

didn't pay attention to Wang Xiaotian, who looked confused, and Yang Fan walked like a DJ booth.

"The master is above, the little apprentice sail will greet you, Lafayette Wanfu Jin'an!"

Yang Fan looked at Lan Ziyi, the other party obviously wanted to laugh, but he instantly held back and recovered a poker face like a fairy, but his face was already red, to be honest, Yang Fan admired this girl's concentration from the bottom of his heart, and took advantage of his illness to kill her.

"Miss Lan, why is your face red, are you deeply attracted by the peerless beauty of this apprentice, do you want to sign it?"

Lan Ziyi gave Yang Fan a roll of his eyes, and then grabbed the latter's ear with his hand very quickly, and with a slight force of his hand, there were bursts of shouts from the DJ booth.

Heaven and earth have reincarnation, who has been spared by the sky, Yang Fan, who was also educating the fat man just now, has also become a lamb to the slaughter at this moment, and the apology operation is as fierce as a tiger and finally leaves the claws of the blue and purple clothes.

Yang Fan fled to a safe position and began to tremble again, one moment posing a tiger and crane double shape, and one moment posing a black tiger digging out his heart, jumping up and down where to provoke the blue purple clothes, suddenly a beam of chasing light from a certain position on the second floor mapped to the DJ booth and sprinkled around the blue and purple clothes, a feeling like Athena was born, except for prosperity, only the true self.

"Master just tossed with the fat man for a while, this was taught by you for a while, is there free water to drink at the DJ booth?"

"There is a water ticket you can go to the bar to receive, every day the DJ booth can get a bottle of wine, 10 bottles of drinks or mineral water, this task will be handed over to you later, remember that you are a newcomer, don't be big or small, come back quickly after receiving water, I will take you to familiarize yourself with the equipment." ”

Exhaling like an orchid, the fragrance is pervasive, a faint smell of Chanel coco perfume mixed with the girl's body fragrance, wafted into Yang Fan's nose, no, no, no, nosebleed, Yang Fan sighed, and quickly escaped from the DJ booth and ran to the bar.

After going to the bar and giving the bartender a water ticket, he quickly took a few deep breaths and touched his chest with his hand, his little heart was still beating faster. "Beauty, bring me a bottle of mineral water with ice, preferably with ice ballast. ”

The beautiful woman in the bar glanced at Yang Fan and asked in a suspicious tone, "Brother, are you sure?" ”

Yang Fan also looked embarrassed, "I drank too much liquor at dinner just now, and I was hot, this is a manifestation of firepower, you little girl don't understand." ”

Yang Fan took the water, took the frozen mineral water given to him by the bartender, unscrewed the lid and poured a big mouthful, the cold and biting feeling was cool along the esophagus to the whole body, and the bath fire was also reduced, and he said with a wry smile. It's really a sin, and his concentration is too poor, it seems that in the future, under the study of the Diamond Sutra and the Dizang Sutra, a blue and purple cloth will make him so out of his body, with the addition of Jin Meiyan and Cherry, two big beauties, he is really afraid that he will have a nosebleed on the spot, and he used to watch them perform offstage, and at most sighed at the beauty of the stunner, and was instantly killed face to face. ”

After reciting a few words of mourning, that is, the heart is the Buddha, that is, the Buddha is the heart, the heart is the Buddha, the Buddha knows the heart, and after thinking that the mood is like water, he picked up the drink and walked back to the DJ booth.

Lan Ziyi has already turned on the light console, Yang Fan stabilized his mind, forcing his eyes to focus on Lan Ziyi's face, although he is still demonic, but his dusty face always gives people the feeling of rejection, Yang Fan knows that this is just the surface, but it is better than being thirsty all the time.

"See the machine in front of me, there are a lot of buttons and faders on it, this is the tool we eat, called the light console, control all the atmosphere lights and effect lights in the field"

Yang Fan looked at the light console in front of Lan Ziyi, which was densely packed with faders and buttons, to be honest, people with dense phobia really can't do this industry.

Lan Ziyi continued: "DJs use DJs, mixers, or turntables, mixers, and now some people have started to DJ with computers, and the lighting engineer uses the lighting console or plug-in to program and then according to the rhythm of the music, ups and downs, start, end, and release the corresponding program, and the sound engineer is responsible for the sound of the whole scene, smooth output, including vocals and dance music. ”

Yang Fan touched the bridge of his nose and said, "Master, you know so much!"

Lan Ziyi glared at Yang Fan, "I mean, do you remember!"

"That master, I'm stupid, let's learn the same, start with lighting, and then teach me something else. ”

Lan Ziyi's face was slightly red, "Pull it down, little ancestor, and teach you the rest?" I really can't teach it, DJ sound engineers need to accumulate enough experience for many years to bring apprentices, otherwise they will be misguided. ”。

"Master, why do you say, the second general's nose is open with ivory?"

Yang Fan's words made Lan Ziyi a little blind, but then Yang Fan felt a tearing pain in the flesh on his waist.