Chapter 81: The Crazy Big Dog
This haystack is less than two meters to the left of the place where the Tibetan mastiff was lying just now, and the weeds have dried up, and they are covered with dog hair and even some dog feces.
When I came, I just took a look and thought it was nothing more than a naturally formed place to provide warmth for stray dogs and cats.
Who would have thought that there was a person hidden here, and it was a strong man with a height of nearly two meters and a round waist.
This is the real Ha Da, the Tibetan mastiff just now is just an ordinary dog he controls.
Almost instantly, Master Ha came behind me.
My shoulders were grabbed by Hada's hands, and ten fingers were hooked around my ribs.
My waist was coiled around the legs of Hada, and Hadaren was like a withered vine, completely attached to me.
"Ha-sama, there's something to say!" I was shocked and quickly turned my head.
But it was too late, I felt a sharp pain in my neck, although the body of Lord Ha was still human, but his head had already turned into a dog's head, opened his bloody mouth, and bit my neck in one bite.
My head rolled to the ground, rolled forward more than two meters, and then stood on top of a straw.
"Ha-sama, can't you wait for me to finish speaking?" the pain tormented me, and I felt like a knife cutting my neck.
My body, having lost the command of my head, suddenly collapsed like mud and fell limply.
Master Ha completely turned into a Tibetan mastiff, pressed his legs on my chest, and grinned at my head: "Sure enough, the immortal demon king, his head fell off and he can still speak." It seems that my insistence is correct!"
"Since you know that I am the Immortal Demon King, you should know that you can't kill me!" I roared angrily, "Why don't you listen to me?" I came today to reconcile with you, and you actually treated me like this!"
"Reconciliation?In the face of the interests and glory of killing the Immortal Demon King, any reason for reconciliation is insignificant!" said Master Ha began to rub his teeth.
Forty or fifty meters away, Master Rabbit and Xu Hui were already frightened.
Only Hu Hongying seemed more and more excited, the melon seeds were not enjoyable, and she directly took a walnut and put it in her mouth to chew, and said while chewing: "Wonderful, I thought that today was so dull and passed, I didn't expect that the good show was still to come." ”
"Master, teacher...... Master's head has fallen!" Xu Hui's body shook.
"What is the loss of his head? Don't you know, in the more than 100 years that we have been husband and wife, his head has fallen off at least twenty times, which one has not come back to life?" Hu Hongying didn't care at all, and said, "Don't worry, you will know how powerful Master is in a while." I'm looking forward to seeing how he will turn defeat into victory!"
If I heard this, I would be so angry that I vomited blood on the spot.
It's a pity that at a distance of forty or fifty meters, all my attention at the moment is focused on Master Harbin.
"Kill the Immortal Demon King, and I will be able to obtain unimaginable wealth, and I will be able to obtain a lofty status. Ha Daren said with great reverence: "I want to establish a country on the earth, in this country, the dog is the master, and humans have to work for the dog." Anyone who dared to eat dog meat was put to death. I want to have a dog sports meeting, a dog concert, and I want to spread the art created by dogs all over the world!"
"You can't make it, since I'm an undead demon king, I'll never die!Someone once ground me into powder, and I haven't died!" I roared, trying to merge my head and body.
However, perhaps due to the distance, I was able to sense the presence of my body, but I was unable to make a connection between my head and body, and there was no sign of fusion.
"Indeed, there are too many legends about you in this world, all about how you can't be killed. But among our demon clan, there are thousands of people who have studied and killed you, and there are endless ways to study and kill you. Master Ha licked his tongue and said, "I haven't participated in the discussion of how to kill you, and I haven't had a chance to experiment with whether their methods work, but I want to give it a try!"
Killing me is equivalent to completing the Tianzi No. 1 Heavenly Killing Order, which is enough to make any demon clan crazy.
Ha people, have tried at all costs.
"You...... What do you want to do?" "I'm not going to die, but I'm afraid.
How painful it would have been if Master Ha had really fried me in a pan of oil for three days and three nights, if he had ground me into powder with a stone mill, or tried to kill me in a more bizarre way!
"My method is very simple, it is to eat you!" Ha Da laughed, "People say that I have an iron stomach that can turn gold into pus." I'm going to see if my stomach can digest you!"
"Ate me?" I calmed down when I heard this.
He shouldn't know how he died, and he actually wanted to use this method to eliminate me, didn't he hit the muzzle of the gun?
However, I could not show pride, but pretended to be alarmed and said, "You dare, don't disgust me with the rotten stuff in your stomach!"
"It won't disgust you, I'll eat your head last!" Ha-sama laughed, suddenly opened his big mouth, tore a large piece of meat from my chest, and ate it with relish.
There was a sharp pain in my chest, and my consciousness instantly entered the body part.
Although I couldn't see it, I could feel a pair of paws holding down my body.
Immediately, my legs kicked wildly, my right hand was raised, to scratch Hada's body, and my crippled left arm was also raised, desperately trying to push Hada-sa away.
"Amazing, why did God favor you so much, why did he give you such a strange body! If this body were mine, I would have been a king and a president a long time ago!"
I struggled, but my right hand and right arm were inevitably torn apart by Lord Ha and swallowed into my stomach.
Then, my left arm, my left leg.
Only the torso of the body has lost the ability to resist, and it seems that it can only be slaughtered by Hagel.
And Hagel's stomach was unexpectedly huge, and after swallowing thirty or forty pounds of meat and bones, he looked like no one was fine, just shook his body, and then lowered his head again, ready to start feasting.
Two meters away, my consciousness returned to my head, and I couldn't help but sigh, "Hagel, one last warning, if you don't stop, you're welcome!"
What answered me was a bite from Hagel.
In that case, let's die!
My mind moved, and my consciousness instantly entered Hagel's abdominal cavity.