"Nima ......"

Xia Buer squatted on the side of the road with a sad face, looking at the Mercedes-Benz car that had been stolen from four wheels, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and he couldn't stop the rickshaw at all until the bar street, so he could only stop a private car on the road and asked: "Who stole my car, don't you track me to watch the car?"

"Uh~"

The two people in the car had stiff faces, but Xia Buer directly opened the back door and sat in, yawning and said, "Don't pretend! You guys are tired after a day with me, hurry up and send me home, you guys also go back early to rest, I have to sleep until noon tomorrow before going out!"

The two looked at each other quite awkwardly, so they had to silently step on the accelerator and drive forward, Xia Buer also took out his mobile phone and installed the battery, in order to prevent Li Rong from eavesdropping, he could only do this, and the mobile phone soon received several text messages, but in addition to Li Rong reporting his safety to him, it was the senior sister who asked him when he would go back.

"Crunch~"

The car slowly stopped outside the alley of Xia Buer's house, he threw two cigarettes and got out of the car, just in time to see the fashionably dressed Gao Qi get off the rickshaw, staggering and obviously drinking a lot.

"Yo ~ Sister Gao, which handsome guy are you going on a date with......"

Xia Buer walked over with a cigarette in his mouth and a playful face, Gao Qi staggered on him, waved his hand and said, "How dare I find a handsome guy, your father...... You help me back, our unit has dinner tonight, and we have been singing and singing until now, have you come out to watch the excitement?"

"Are you stupid? What are you watching in the middle of the night......?"

Xia Buer walked into the alley inexplicably, Gao Qi hugged his arm and said: "You just came back, several people just died in front of our house, and the neighbor called me and said that there are monsters eating people in the alley, but the police must say that it is dog thieves and infighting!"

"What a monster......

Xia Buer instinctively took out a flashlight and shone it forward, and sure enough, he didn't go far before he saw a few pools of blood, but the corpse had been cleaned up, and the surrounding residents were even more closed, and Gao Qi said: "The neighbor said it was a big wolf, and it bit several people to death in one go, I don't know if it's true or not!"

"Wolf, it can't be rhubarb...... right?"

Xia Buer muttered in a low voice, and suddenly found that the color of the blood on the ground was not quite right, the color was black but it was not like normal human blood or corpse blood, and he walked along the blood droplets suspiciously, and it actually extended to the alley diagonally opposite his house.

"Go home......!

Gao Qi hid behind him with fear on his face, but Xia Buer still frowned and walked into the narrow alley, this narrow alley is a dead end, and the bloodstains disappeared in the middle of the alley, but there were still half bloody footprints left on the wall on the right, and the owner of the bloodstains should have run on the roof.

Gao Qi pulled him tightly and asked, "Is this a human or a monster?"

"I don't know! It's not like a human ...... anyway."

Xia Buer walked to the bloody footprints and looked around, Gao Qi suddenly screamed "Mom", and squatted in front of him from behind him, Xia Buer immediately turned around and pulled out the corpse claw dagger, only to see a one-armed mustache standing at the end of the alley, grinning at them with a mouthful of yellow teeth.

"Ghosts, ghosts......"

Gao Qi half-squatted on the ground in horror, his mustache's face was full of scabbed blood, it seemed that he had been here for a while, and his left arm was torn alive, Xia Buer immediately pushed away Gao Qi's face on his buttocks, took half a step back and asked, "What the hell are you?"

"Xia Buji, I want your life......"

The mustache suddenly let out a roar, his voice sounded quite excited, just to see that a bone spur suddenly appeared in his broken arm, and there were vertebrae-like bones connected to the back, he directly threw up the bone whip and rushed towards Xia Buer like lightning, and the frightened Gao Qi screamed and ran away.

"Bang~"

A bullet slammed into the mustache's head, the mustache instantly raised his head and fell to the ground, and a large pool of blood and brains flowed out of the back of his head, Xia Buer held the gun and waited suspiciously for a long time, the mustache didn't react at all, Gao Qi squatted behind and said in surprise: "This ...... This is going to die?"

"I don't know! I look like I'm out of breath......"

Xia Buer had never encountered such a funny player, he looked vicious and fierce, but a bullet was blown out of his head, but he was still very cautious to make up a few shots, the mustache's belly suddenly bulged out, and a bloody human head suddenly burst out of his belly and shot at Xia Buer like a basketball.

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

Xia Buer hurriedly shot and retreated again and again, who knew that a few shots would knock the human head to the ground, like a rotten persimmon "snap" and hit the ground with his face, Xia Buer saw that this was a monster with a human head and a snake body, the head of this thing was only the size of a child, and there was a slender flesh-colored long tail behind it.

"Ah......h

The human head snake roared like crazy, and swam along the ground again quickly towards Xia Buer, Xia Buer knocked it over with two more shots, and then ran over and knocked it over again, several times in a row, he really couldn't stand it, put away the pistol and said irritably: "Come on, come on! I'll give you a good time, what a thing!"

"Second brother, are you ...... in the alley?"

The dog girl's voice suddenly came in from outside the alley, and Rhubarb also yelled with him, who knew that the human head snake jumped on the roof suddenly, raised its head high and roared viciously: "Xia Buer! You wait for me, I will kill you sooner or later, I ......"

"Poof~"

A corpse claw dagger suddenly shot in the air, hitting the temple of the human head snake, the roar of the human head snake stopped abruptly, and immediately an upside-down green onion fell from the roof, staring at a pair of blood-red eyes and twitching a few times, followed by a straight tail completely stopped moving.

"Damn, won't I die......"

The dog girl ran over with Rhubarb in disbelief, he just threw the corpse claw dagger casually, this kind of attack he never killed the target, until Rhubarb pounced on the other party's head and tore and bites, they were sure that this thing was really dead, and it would not be discounted at all.

"What the hell is this, such a retarded person dares to come and kill you......"

The dog girl walked over and kicked her head, and pulled out the corpse claw dagger she shot, Xia Buer also squatted over in confusion, and directly cut open the other party's head with a dagger, Gao Qi immediately vomited out, and even vomited together at night.

"Why are there no corpse worms, isn't this a living corpse......"

The dog girl raised the flashlight with a strange face, the blood of the head snake was black but not corpse blood, and there were still a large number of nerves connected to the brain hidden in the tail, Xia Buer shook off the blood on the knife and said: "I think this is like an extremely mutated cyborg person, it can parasitize in the human body and control each other!"

"Cyborg? Could it be that Liu Yuhang's goods can't make ......?"

The dog girl frowned thoughtfully, Xia Buer stood up and said: "It stands to reason that only Liu Yuhang can make a biochemical person, but it can't be ruled out that someone took his biochemical liquid and created this monster to attack me, but this thing is also a little too rubbish, who would send this kind of thing out to kill me?"

The dog girl scratched her head and said: "Could it be that it has been injured, it was bitten by rhubarb when I came back before, I drank a little wine and didn't care too much, and thought it was a dog thief who targeted rhubarb, and then I went home and took a shower before I felt that something was wrong!"

"It just wasn't like this......"

Gao Qi suddenly walked over tremblingly, hid behind Xia Buer and said in fear: "It was a very big and terrible minotaur just now, holding a steel fork with a human head in its hand, and there were a lot of monsters behind it, and the monster suddenly disappeared after you knocked it over!"

"Hallucinatory !!"

Xia Buer reacted immediately, it turned out that it wasn't that this monster was too vegetable, but that the hallucination attack didn't work on him at all, but before the words fell, he heard a mobile phone ringtone, which actually came from the trouser pocket of the mustache, and the dog girl immediately took out the mobile phone from his pocket, and directly pressed the hands-free button to connect the phone.

"You're drinking and dying outside, don't come back if you don't come back......"

The woman who signed "wife" scolded and hung up the phone after scolding, not knowing that her man had already become a corpse, but the dog girl unlocked the phone with her mustachioed fingers, looked at it and said: "This guy seems to be engaged in material exchange, we can check along this line!"

"Hmm! you arrange it......"

Xia Buer nodded and looked at Gao Qi, and said jokingly: "Sister Gao, you should have known who I am, but it's very dangerous to be with me, do you still want your third sister to date me?"

"About, why don't you make an appointment, as long as you like it, the four sisters of our Gao family will die without regrets......"

Gao Qi straightened up his chest and looked at death as if he were at home, Xia Buer had to walk back with tears and laughter, and when the three of them and one dog all returned home, the three sisters of the Gao family were all standing in the living room in nightdresses, Gao Qi hurriedly smiled: "Go back to sleep, a few little thieves want to rob us, and the second brother shot them away!"

"Oh~"

The third sister opened her mouth to speak, but she still followed Gao Qi into the bedroom, Xia Buer also took the dog sister to the second floor, the brothers chatted a few words and went to rest, the dog sister slept directly in Xia Mingming's room, and Xia Buer returned to his long-lost small room.

"Haha~ There is a girl who has slept with a fragrant ......"

Xia Buer took off his clothes and pants and got into the quilt, the pillow was full of seductive daughter incense, obviously from the third sister of high school, but he just stuffed the pistol under the pillow, and suddenly found that there was something hidden underneath, and when he pulled it out in surprise, it was actually a milky lace bra.

"Wow~ This is too big......"

Xia Buer turned over and held his bra in the air, such a large number could only be a cow girl, Gao Qi and Gao Yao were far from being able to catch up, but the door suddenly "squeaked" open, and the third sister Gao actually pushed the door and walked in, but when he saw that he was holding the bra obscenely, the cheeks of the two were red almost at the same time.

"What are you doing, give me back ......?"

The third sister ran over in a hurry, snatched the bra and hid it behind her, her face was red and spread to the root behind her ears, Xia Buer also sat up with embarrassment, and said, "That...... I found it under the pillow, and you came in as soon as I took it out!"

"Shameless......

The third sister glared at him angrily and turned her head and ran, but as soon as she ran to the door, she suddenly stopped, and actually closed the door hesitantly, Xia Buer was stunned as soon as she lit a cigarette, and said in surprise: "Do you still have underwear that you haven't taken, you hurry up and take it, I don't look at it!"

"No! I... I want to ask you for one thing......"

The third sister walked to the side of the bed with a twist, directly stuffed the bra in her hand under the mattress, and then bit her red lip and sat next to Xia Buer, and then she muttered: "There is something that only you can help me, but I don't know how to tell you, anyway...... I want to sleep with you anyway!"

"Ahem, ahem, ahem......"

Xia Buer choked on cigarettes and coughed violently, hooking his waist and choking out tears, but the third sister of the high school shook her delicate body and said shyly: "I'm not a casual woman, I didn't come to you because I was forced to do so, do you sleep or not?"

"Don't dangle around, don't you have something to say......"

Xia Buer's head swayed from side to side with her, but the third sister jumped up and jumped hard, and then said angrily: "Look! Let you see enough, anyway, I have already killed someone, if you don't help me, I won't let you see it again!"

"What did you kill......

"Look, I hate it......