Chapter 647: Taunt Skill
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"I ...... it. ”
Song Zhe wanted to cry without tears, it was Wang Rong who was tired and asked him to help rub his shoulders, this time it was true, he actually sold himself.
But the goddess sold herself, what could he do?
"Come here!" Kenshin snorted, as if he had caught the strong man.
Immediately afterwards, the second uncle, who was flirting with the girl, was also pulled out, and there were more than 20 students with iron heads, one of whom was asked to carry a flamethrower, and then followed.
"Tut-tut, this is going to war. ”
"It's really pitiful, it's better to be honest in the future. ”
"No, why don't you call others when you go to the battlefield? I guess it's just a small punishment, it's nothing. ”
"That's right, have you arrived with a telescope? Recently, your eyes have not been very good, and you can't see clearly in the goddess's dormitory. ”
In the corner, a few boys muttered.
"What are you going to do?" Looking at Yu Fei who stood up again, Liuli and Tianying couldn't help but ask.
The snake's head was too ugly, and it was a huge pressure for women, so several people moved their positions back to give their eyes a longer life.
"It's nothing, Kenshin, they are probably coming, I'll give him a vaccination first. Yu Fei smiled, patted his buttocks, reappeared in front of the snakehead, wiped his hair, and asked with a smile: "Do you think that I am much more handsome now than before?"
The head of the snake looked at him disdainfully and said, "Human, are you uncomfortable?"
Yu Fei nodded as a matter of course, and exclaimed exaggeratedly, "Of course, if I don't feel comfortable, who will tease you ugly." ”
Oh!
The head of the snake was angry, and the letter trembled a few times.
Yu Fei smiled and continued: "But don't say it, I found that your ugly thing is also a bit useful." The so-called contrast produces beauty, I think my appearance is just ordinary handsome, but when I face you, I feel that I am simply Takeshi Kaneshiro of Jiangcheng. Not to mention, you're cute. ”
Oh!
The snake's eyes burned with rage, and the huge snake sniffed open and closed, spitting out its fangs, whirring with anger.
"Why is he so sassy. Ruri said with a smile in the back.
"Return Jiangcheng Kaneshiro Takeshi, did he have any misunderstanding about his appearance. Celestial Shadow smiled.
Liuli looked at her a little strangely and said, "It is said that there is a Xi Shi in the eyes of a lover, and your tone is wrong." ”
"Where did you come from, lover, you talk nonsense all day long!" Skyshadow glared at her.
"Hey, don't pretend, I don't believe that you lonely men and widows can stay together every day without anything happening, tell me...... "When women and women get together, they will become ducks at the same time.
Even if each other's original hobbies may be different, they will immediately go along with each other - quack!
Looking at the snake head below that was already rampant, Yu Fei nodded with satisfaction, squatted down, looked at him with a sigh, and then shook his neck.
First forward, then backward, then left, then right.
At the same time, the mouth shouted: "One two three four five six seven eight, two two three four five six seven eight ......"
"It's really cool to stretch your neck. Yu Fei looked at the snake head with a smile.
The head of the snake has been trapped for countless years, although it can't die, but it also has limited movement, so it is naturally uncomfortable, and its neck shakes involuntarily.
Eh, don't say it's comfortable.
He snorted, glanced at Yu Fei, and found that this annoying human was still somewhat useful, at least this rhythmic neck shaking was quite comfortable.
A smug smile appeared on the corner of Yu Fei's mouth.
He rubbed his knees and sighed: "If you keep this action for a long time, your legs will be numb, do you know? And your hands will be numb, anyway, you just want to move." ”
As he spoke, he stood up, stretched his arm, and flicked his legs, revealing a look of enjoyment, "It's so cool, it's so comfortable to move, and it's even more refreshing to twist your waist again." ”
Yu Fei crossed his hands on his waist and writhed coquettishly, seeing that the eyes of the two women behind him were about to fall.
The snake head followed Yu Fei and wanted to get up, but found that his body couldn't move, and only one snake head barely raised it, and he suddenly understood.
This kid is playing tricks on him!
Trick him and play him, it's not the first time, just bear with it.
But the snake head found that the more he watched Yu Fei move, the more he wanted to move, but he couldn't move!
In this way, it is extremely uncomfortable.
"Whew, don't move here, it's dazzling!" he roared, his head shaking desperately, to relieve the paralysis in his body.
"What are you doing, am I good at radio gymnastics?" Yu Fei looked at him with a puzzled expression, and then said: "If you haven't moved for so many years, your bones will be rusty, do you want to follow me to do radio gymnastics for middle school students across the country, it's good for your body!"
"You, what's the matter, what'!!!"
The head of the snake finally got angry and roared, and a violent wind spewed out of his mouth that sent the stones flying everywhere.
Liuli and Tianying were directly stunned, this is too awesome, right?
And this kind of operation?
Yu Fei smiled with satisfaction, his movements did not stop, but he chatted with him.
"You know, the last time I went out, they said you were my son, hehe. ”
"Get out!" the head of the snake roared.
"Listen, bastard secrets!" Liuli's eyes lit up.
"You wait, I'll turn on the recording. Skyshadow quickly took out his phone.
"Don't be so impatient, I was also anxious when I heard it, I am so wise and powerful, how can I have such an ugly son as you, right?"
"Ah!! get out!"
The head of the snake roared incessantly, and he was almost vomiting blood.
"But I'm also a little curious, what do your parents look like to give birth to such an ugly person like you? Are they uglier? Or maybe the two of you are half as ugly, and as soon as they are combined, hey, they gave birth to such a huge ugly person, which is really strange. Yu Fei said with a smile.
"If you don't roll again, I'll swallow you alive!" the snake head roared angrily, and a red letter popped out, but it couldn't reach Yu Fei.
"Hey, hey, it's so pitiful, I can't reach it, I can't reach it. Yu Fei twisted his waist, looking cheap, very different from usual, and the snake head was crazy.
"Don't record it, record a video! Look at how skinny his buttocks are!" Ruri smiled as she covered her mouth.
"Good. Skyshadow nodded.
Yu Fei entered a state of complete forgetfulness, forgetting that he was still here with two teammates, and he directly came to the stage with a hot dance, and saw the two girls screaming spicy eyes.
"But don't say it, people all over the world say that things are rare, and someone as ugly as you must be rare in the Three Realms, the best wonder. ”
"Ah!" cried the head of the snake.
"I heard that you used to be the head of the sixth day, you tell me honestly, are you uglier than ugly, who is ugly and who is the boss?"
"I'm going to kill you!" the head of the snake roared.
"Don't be so excited, or you call Daddy, just like last time, and see if you feel better." Yu Fei said with a smile.
The snake's head roared incessantly, crazy to the extreme, even if he was exhausted, but the degree of cheapness of the human in front of him made him extremely angry, and he couldn't care about recovering, and he just went wild.
The tongue is rampant.
His tongue rumbled underneath, and the stones flew everywhere, and Yu Fei took a few steps back before taunting.
"Awesome. The two women shook their heads and sighed.
"Why can't you come over, this guy will be angry and run out of strength later. Yu Fei frowned, and at this moment, his divine sense sensed that Kenshin had already brought those students over, and immediately nodded, reaching out and pretending to untie his trouser belt.
"You're going to do this shameless thing again!" the snake howled heartbreakingly.
Walking in the aisle, the second uncle and the group of guys from Zhou were directly frightened, and their feet didn't obey the call, and they couldn't walk.
Song Zhe was about to cry, so he pulled Jian Xin and said, "Director, I really massaged her, you let me go." ”
"Fuck you, you kid is studying hard and not learning, running to do this foot washing and massage, why shouldn't he be a duck! This time it should be a warning, pay attention next time!" Tianyan laughed and scolded, and kicked his ass down.