Thor, the god of thunder, was somewhat upset after being brought to the world of 2100 by Li Jie. It's not that he doesn't want to help fight and save the world or anything, in fact, Thor is quite willing to vent his anger by fighting outside the Overworld.

In fact, Thor has accumulated a lot of pressure lately. The pressure is mainly from the fact that there are many girlfriends. It really made him feel Alexander. Li Jie once asked Thor if Asgard could marry more wives, such as three wives and four concubines.

Thor once said solemnly: "We in Asgard are not allowed to marry seven wives!"

Li Jie chuckled when he heard this: "In this way, you are not as good as Wei Xiaobao." ”

"Who is Wei Xiaobao?" Thor was a little confused.

"A superhero who appeared in China in the early years had seven wives. And it's flat. I don't want you to be so useless, you can't even handle a few girlfriends. Li Jie said sarcastically at the time.

And Thor was not to be outdone, and fought back: "As if you are very capable, if you have the ability, bring that mutant female president back with you! Do you think I'm blind? I can see that the young and beautiful female mutant named Katie has a crush on you." You try it and Lan said you want both, I'll see if you can live to see the sun at twelve o'clock tomorrow noon!"

Li Jie: ...... When did even a creature like Feituo be so good at quarreling, scolding and exposing it short!

So it's true that Thor is under a lot of pressure and he needs to solve the problems of Jane Foster and Christine. In fact, for these two women, he is really a little difficult to choose. Truth be told, he likes both. But he couldn't shout "I want them all."

Because these two are independent women, it is impossible to say anything about serving a husband together. And Thor couldn't force it. As for Valkyrie Sif , Thor treats her more as an ordinary friend and a trusted comrade-in-arms. The two are really too familiar and grew up as children. Thor really doesn't call Siv at all. Even if Odin appointed her to be his wife, Thor still didn't feel anything. This is not to be forced.

And the Storm Girl's case is even more troublesome. It's not her own at all, and she's been avoiding her. Even if she explicitly refuses, it's useless, she will still post it, it's really a headache!

In fact, Thor had many women when he was younger (although Thor was only an adult according to Asgard's age, but he was hundreds of years old according to human age). At that time, Thor didn't know what it meant to respect women, he was a real god who didn't care about 'people' at that time, and the current god of thunder, Sigar, were two different creatures.

Go to any country that believes in Asgard (not just Earth, but many alien planets), and he will have a bunch of female mortals and he will have a night of romance with him just by hooking his fingers. As a result, women who can serve Thor will rise to prominence in the local area, and if they can conceive a child (whether true or not), they will be worshipped as gods and known as demigods.

Because of this, Rockie didn't know how many times she had quarreled with nursery.

"You can't take care of your lower body?!" When Loki found out that every time she and her brother went down to earth together, there were always all kinds of unknown beauties in her brother's dormitory, she was furious every time: "You are the god of Asgard, can you not be like a male dog in heat!"

"And do you know that if you leave an heir on these women, it will be the biggest scandal in Asgard!"

At that time, Thor waved his hand indifferently: "You know, if I don't want to." It is impossible for these mortal women to give birth to my children. Not even so-called demigods. The gods always have a way, and I'm not Zeus's wild dog. Speaking of which, did I kill a demigod who claimed to be the illegitimate son of Zeus twenty years ago? Well, that guy is really more of a bastard than his father, relying on his demigod identity and ability to rob the people and build a palace god. ”

"Speaking of which, I slaughtered this little wild dog, which should be regarded as a pest for the people. In fact, this deed can be engraved on my monumental forest for the troubadour to sing. "Thor was indeed a bastard at that time, but because he was handsome and the god of thunder, he was always surrounded by mortal women, and even some of the weaker goddesses of the kingdom of God were also very fond of him.

"Do you think you're better than Zeus's old wild dog?!" Rogie lifted Thor's quilt very dissatisfied, and then said with a disgusted face, "Why don't you wear pants?!"

Thor snatched the quilt and covered himself, a little ashamed of being seen by his sister, he was very dissatisfied and said, "Nonsense! Why do you wear pants when you sleep!"

"Well, don't you know. The women who have slept with you, like the five who just walked out. One or two of them will surely claim to be pregnant with your child. Even if it's not yours, they go to another man to have a baby, and then put it on your head. Then he will be enshrined as a demigod, Miko!" Rogie said, slapping Thor on the shoulder and arm with the scabbard of his true sword, "Do you know how troublesome this is!"

The crackling sound sounded painful, and Rockie was really hitting hard. Thor was beaten at the time, and his muscles (which are now generally invisible and hidden under the subcutaneous fat) were mildly bleeding and bruising.

"Hey, hey, hey, I said, stop fighting! You're trying hard! It's not a joke! And it's kind of a reward for these women. Stop, stop, it's really painful!" Thor hadn't lifted Thor's hammer yet, and he didn't even have an artifact on him. Unless you fight with all your might, it is basically impossible to dodge the attack of Rogie in the Gogami costume without injury. (Note: Fighting with all your might and fighting are two different things.) At that time, Thor didn't know what it meant to keep his hands and strength. Every time you get into a fight, you are either killed or wounded. ）

"You deserve it!" because every time you want me to clean up the mess for you, do you know that every time you go to the planet, I have to find all kinds of women who have slept with you!" Rogie said harder.

"Oh my God, why don't you die and kill them all!" Thor forgot to cry out in pain for a moment.

"XXX! I'm threatening them not to talk nonsense, not to just find a man to have a baby and press it on your head!" Loki replied while slapping Thor (Thor: Whoa, whoa, hurt, you let me get dressed first, you can't dodge me like this!), "In order not to let the prince of Asgard leave a bad name everywhere, as well as all kinds of so-called [bastards], I will go to the trouble to help you wipe your ass behind the shit." ”

"Do you know that what you do can easily bring all kinds of scandals to Asgard!" Rogie finally slapped Thor in the face with the scabbard, and Thor's face was burning with pain.

Originally, Thor was quite angry, but thinking that it was quite unbearable for Loki to do these things, he could only mumble in the end: "Okay, I know." But don't slap me in the face next time? It would be a shame if my handsome face was broken. ”

Holding the sword of truth in her hands, Rogie was completely unable to hide her inner thoughts. Although she just glared back at Thor, Thor still remembered Logie's murderous aura at that time, and the sentence that scared him so much that he didn't dare to spend the night with a female mortal for a year: "There will be another time!"

Even today, Thor feels like he's become just fine. I know how to respect women, and I know that they are not the playthings of men or gods. But occasionally Thor would shiver inexplicably.

And now, his chubby body is being pressed by a young and beautiful woman, Tor said in his heart: "This time it really wasn't my hand!"