Chapter 22: The Joker
Haha, he doesn't care what it is. It's just that the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth. As for where the "will" came from and where the "soil" came from, he did not know anything.
When he woke up in the morning, it wasn't the alarm clock that woke him up, but his mother. A voice call sent to him by her mother, Mu Qing.
His mother said she had forgotten to tell Townsend something last night. She said to Tang Sen that Xinyi's milk powder was almost finished, and the rest could be used for two or three days. Hurry up and ask Peng Yao to buy a can and get it.
She said she had seen it on the streets of Liwang Town. The ones sold on the street are relatively expensive, and a can costs two hundred and three or four. It was still cheaper for Peng Yao to buy, only one hundred and nine. Compared with the two sides, it is thirty or forty more expensive. She was not willing to buy it, and said that she would let Peng Yao buy it.
also said that the child grows strong after feeding, is not easy to get sick, and is hard, what and what, a big basket of words, so that Tang Sen is not sleepy at all.
Tang Sen and Peng Yao had broken up, and Tang Sen didn't tell his parents. Therefore, they all mistakenly thought that Peng Yao had gone out to work.
His mother asked Peng Yao to buy milk powder, not because she had an acquaintance who knew a relative, so she bought it so cheaply. This relative acquaintance, he knows. Inevitably, after going to the store today, go out and buy it back.
He got up and got dressed, washed his face, brushed his teeth and shaved his beard in the bathroom, then took his mobile phone and carried a small bag and went out.
I went downstairs, looked at my Wuling car, took out the car key, inserted it into the door lockhole, twisted it, and opened his "beloved". Pull out the car key, open the door, roll down the window, sit in, put the mobile phone and small bag on the passenger seat, turn your butt to adjust the comfortable sitting position, and the door "clicks" to close.
He sat in the Wuling car, took out a cigarette, lit it, and took two puffs. Tobacco curled up from the red mouth of the cigarette he lit, blue as dreamy, like the tassels of the clouds in a fairyland. With a wave of his hand, he turned over and shook the other window down.
He fastened his seatbelt and sat there, holding the steering wheel with his left hand and pushing his right hand to his lips twice. He took two puffs of his cigarette, pulled the car keys out of the keychain, inserted them into the lock hole under the steering wheel, and with a slight twist, the engine "clicked" and caught fire. He bit the butt of the cigarette in his mouth, loosened the handbrake, hung up one gear, hit the steering wheel with both hands, adjusted the direction, looked left and right, separated from one loose, stepped on the accelerator, and was about to go out.
The security guard didn't say anything when he went out, and when the car reached the pole, he went out. What can the security guard say when he goes out of the community?
He didn't go directly to the dungeon, but went out of the gate of the community, turned right and walked all the way, and came to a nearby main street that was not too crowded, but it was a new district.
He was sneered by his mother, and perhaps felt a little empty panic in his heart. He's going to have breakfast today. After deciding that he was going to have breakfast, he suddenly wanted to roll fritters. He hadn't eaten fritters in a long time. As soon as I decided on it, I wanted to eat it more and more.
This roll of fritters is a well-known snack in N County. Put the cooked dough with a diameter of about one foot and spread it on the board, or bean skin, which is commonly known as a thousand sheets, or you can also spread it on the board. Stir-fry shredded potatoes, bean sprouts, spicy peppers, and so on and so on. Then take a hot fritter from the drenching cage on top of the oil pan and press it. Flip the dough or bean skin and roll it tightly into a bucket.
Of course, you can add a salted duck egg, or an egg. You can also add a sausage, or a poached egg. Anyway, in the snack bar, there are those that are provided, and basically you can add them. However, there is an additional charge. Generally, if you add one more thing, you will add an extra dollar.
Tang Sen: He mainly wants to eat the flavor of fried fritters. Maybe it has something to do with his school days, after all, it's a famous snack in his hometown. He felt that the steamed dough (dough, locally called steamed bread) rolled with fried dough sticks tasted particularly good and fragrant. If it is a kind of steamed bun (a kind of steamed bun), it is also quite good, and the taste is better. If it's bean skin, then it's not to mention, it's delicious.
He rolled a fritter and put some shredded potatoes and bean sprouts, but added some more chili peppers. There must be fritters, otherwise, how can they be called rolled fritters. Add some more chili peppers, which shows that he has a very "explosive" temper. Seeing him open the "resentful pupils", it will soon be clear. Although he is a very emotional person, he is just a little "dull". It's not that he's emotionally dull, but that he's always slower than others in terms of emotional fluctuations.
He scanned the code and paid three yuan, got in the car with the fritters and left. He didn't buy porridge, he didn't buy oil tea, he didn't drink any soy milk, and of course, he didn't drink tofu brain. He drove back, he was going to the dungeon.
He parked his Wuling car outside the gate of the dungeon, took his mobile phone, and entered the dungeon with his bag and fritters. The dungeons are not very popular, and ghosts are rare. When he just came in, he saw a security guard standing outside the gate, a security guard standing inside the glass door, and a cleaner aunt, cleaning the marble floor with a sweeper, and he really didn't see anyone else.
Originally, the opening hours were late, at nine o'clock. Business is not good, and no one is going to be the early bird. Because, the early bird, in this dungeon, it has no worm to eat. In this way, everyone is basically in a hurry.
Obviously, Townsend came early.
He looked down, and then, again, up. It was discovered that this dungeon was like a well, and he was the frog who sat on the well and watched the sky. Isn't the dome of the bird's nest-like design and the oval-shaped sky framed out of the wellhead the wellhead?
He came to the store and turned on the lights. He didn't turn on all the lights, it would be too much electricity. The signboard spotlight is fluorescent or something, and it's turned on. The front desk lamp, the water heater, the plug board, turned on. For the rest, he didn't go to open it. Because, there is no need.
He was too lazy to clean, threw the small bag into the cabinet, sat down at the front desk, took out his mobile phone, ate fried dough sticks, and took the time. He didn't notice that the pothos on the welcome desk was about to wilt, and the bonsai by the door was also wilting. He just locked his eyes in that phone. Maybe one day, if humans immigrate to Mars, it will be enough to add a signal to his mobile phone. He will never find out that he has flown from Earth to Mars. He probably just knew that he was on a "ball".
He was just playing with his mobile phone, drinking boiled water from the water heater, and listening to the sound of morning meetings on each floor. Gradually, the space returned to silence. The silence is like the night, the little chick, asleep, accidentally fell, "chirp" twice, stood up, fell asleep again.
Townsend felt, how could it be so quiet at this moment? He lifted his head and slowly poked his eyes out of the front desk.
His frightened little heart tightened. I'll go to your uncle's, it's okay to be idle, what kind of "clown" to play!
I saw a tall man with a clown makeup on his face. Dressed like Chaplin, he wears a top hat on his head, a split tuxedo, a bow tie, a shirt and trousers, and shiny pointed shoes.
When Tang Sen saw this "clown", although his heart was tight, he was not afraid. Instead, it reminded him of a sentence, that is: "It's not that Batman won, it's that the Joker doesn't want to play anymore." But for no reason, a burst of sentimentality.
He saw the "clown", with a cane on a hook, scurrying up. It was clear to him that he was coming for him. He took a serious look at the "clown" and found that there were several people behind him. If you look closely, it looks like an afterimage of him.
He sat up straight, a tacit smile on his face.
He looked at him, and he looked at him. Townsend and the clown finally met eye to eye. The clown smiled evilly at Townsen, but his colorful face revealed incredible imagination. But he didn't feel a little coercion, but a warmth.
It can be seen that this clown is not here to quarrel with him. The clown came up to Townsend and took off his white gloves and stretched out his right hand. Tang Sen also stood up unceremoniously and stretched out his hand. The one who comes is a guest, how can there be a slack of courtesy?
"You're Townsend aren't you?" said the clown as he shook his hand amicably, "I'm a representative from the 'Clown family', you can call me 'Joker'." ”
"Hahaha, the 'Clown Family'?" Tang Sen laughed and said, "Interesting, yesterday there was an 'ancient family', and today there is a 'Clown family'." You're not going to come here and ask me to marry you, are you?"
"Hahaha, if you have a habit of breaking sleeves, it's not impossible to let you break your back and split peaches. The clown smiled, "However, the eldest lady of the Qin family is more suitable for you." ”
"Do you know that woman?" asked Townwend, "you and she are all the way?"
"It should be said that she and I are better with you all the way. The clown said, "I heard that you refused to sign Miss Qin's contract, but it doesn't get in the way if you don't sign it." This in itself is Miss Qin's own assertion. However, her 'mission' is not only her 'mission', but also the 'mission' of 'all of us'. So, I still want to persuade you to marry her. ”
"Oh?" Tang Sen paused for a moment and said with a smile, "Then are you here today to give me, or to propose to 'Miss Qin'?"
"Say whatever you want," the clown smiled, "as long as you want." As long as you marry her and have a son and a half, we will be at ease. ”
"Why me?" said Townsend again, "Isn't it okay to change someone?"
"No, I can't. Because you are a special being, the object of our protection. "Normally we don't get involved in your life, but now it's a special situation. Don't do it. ”
"Is it because I'm a 'pulse star', or a 'pulse'?" said Tang Sen with a smile.
"Overnight, I didn't expect you to know so much. The clown looked at Tang Sen in surprise and said, "Since you know everything, are you willing to let you marry Miss Qin now?" If not, we'll have to go ahead with Plan B. ”
"Plan B?" said Townsend with a smile, "What is Plan B?
"Hahaha, you signed the contract, that's A, you agree, that's A. If you don't agree, then you can only temporarily disrespect your master. In order for the 'vein crystal' to boil into blood and continue to the next generation, you can only go against your will and enforce Plan B first. It is the mission of our big families to let the 'pulse' last forever. For the sake of the mission, then you can only temporarily grieve the master. ”
"It's interesting, it's getting more and more interesting. What if I resist?" Townsend said.
"Hahaha, you see, this person, the most painful thing is to see his relatives, people around him, and people he knows well, one by one struggling to disappear in front of him, and he can't do anything. This is a most cruel truth. If we have no choice but to do so, and we really reach that 'extraordinary situation', then we can only use some 'extraordinary measures'. The clown smiled and said, "I think that since you know that you are a 'pulse star', you should also know that this world is not just what you know it to be. We can do it. ”
"Are you threatening me?" said Townwend, glaring at the Joker, "Do you know what I hate the most? ”
"Don't dare. The clown smiled and said, "Actually, it all depends on the master's will." The choice of the master is the command given to us. ”
"Master?" Tang Sen smiled, "Hahaha, where did you come from and become a 'master', is there a slave who talks to the 'master' like this?"
I used to want to be a soldier because I could fight for my country when the country needed me. When the country doesn't need me, I stay in the rear to protect my homeland. But things always backfired, and I had to stay at home. Home is my last dignity. You want my family to be ruined, are you threatening me with my family?
Well, count it on you. Those who know the times are handsome, and it is important to keep a small life. I don't know who you are now, I can't do you, I just cooperate with you. Isn't it against your will, to engage a strange woman, what's the big deal. I'm so stupid that I don't do such a good thing. I wasn't the one who suffered, and I didn't lose a piece of meat. What a girl, I'll just get on it. I'm going to kill her!
However, the ugly words are ahead, I am a person, others murder me, I can ignore it, but others are rough with my family, I will be a tooth for a tooth, an eye for an eye. You'd better see, don't mess around, I'll treat you as if you don't exist.
If someone else gives me a hard one, I will be as hard as a flat-headed brother. Someone else gives me a soft one, so let's play chess. You take one step, I take one step, who will kill the deer, it's not necessarily. ”
"Hahaha, as long as the master has a choice. The clown smiled and said, "Since the master has a choice, it is better to choose a day than to hit the sun, so follow me out for a spin now." How about a new haircut for you?"