Chapter 222: It's so big, it's so white
After Shi Lanjuan turned around and went to the kitchen, Lan Aosheng also chatted casually with Bing Mo, and also turned around and went to the kitchen, thinking about leaving a little private space for the two of them.
"Hey, Bing Mo, I didn't expect you to be really thick-skinned, it's only been a long time since you came in, and you actually call my parents aunts, uncles, uncles!" Lan Xihan looked at Bing Mo and said angrily, but in fact, she was not angry because of this incident, but because Bing Mo just praised her mother for being beautiful in front of her, saying that she was not as beautiful as her, could she really be so unsightly? Isn't it just that the skin is a little darker!
"Uh...... I don't call me aunt and uncle, and I don't call me uncle and aunt, so what do you want me to call me? Can't I call my parents? Really, it's just unreasonable!"
Hearing Lan Xihan's words, Bing Mo really felt speechless, and glared at her directly angrily, but he didn't know why this crazy woman was angry, and she was so angry, but he was angry, and he Bing Mo was not a master who easily accepted defeat, so when he heard this, he directly retorted.
Lan Xihan continued to look at Bing Mo angrily, if it was according to her temper in the past, then she would have already started directly against Bing Mo by now, but at this moment she couldn't, because she thought about it carefully, today Bing Mo, a bad guy, can be regarded as a big favor for herself, and if she is not grateful to him, she still cares about him, which is a little too much.
"You said you, do you really think I'm going to marry you? daydream, don't think about how good you are, let me marry you, I'm really worried about having nightmares all night when I sleep at night, look at that Shi Xuan in my family, not only is she beautiful and in good shape, but she also has no temper to say, look at you again, oh my mother, I was really scared to death, I almost had a heart attack!"
As soon as the words fell, Lan Xihan couldn't hold back any longer, gritted his teeth and pointed at Bing Mo's nose and scolded: "Bing Mo, you really think of yourself as something, I didn't just ask you to pretend to be my boyfriend, and I didn't really want to marry you, besides, I won't marry you stinky rascal, don't dream!"
"Hey, hey, you think I'm willing to come to your house and pretend to be your boyfriend? I feel ashamed to have a girlfriend like you! You say I'm a stinky hooligan, then I'll tell you, even if I'm a hooligan and a grandmother or an old lady who crosses the street, I won't hoop you ugly bastard!" Suddenly he said angrily, Bing Mo really didn't know why, every time he met Lan Xihan, a woman, he would always habitually think of sarcastically saying something about her.
"What are you talking about, say I'm an ugly bastard, Bing Mo, I'm going to kill you......"
Lan Xihan was immediately like an angry tigress at this time, standing in front of Bing Mo and pulling his neckline with both hands, pulling it in front of him, and scolded viciously: "I'll tell you stinky rascal, I've been putting up with you for a long time, and today Miss Ben will look at you for the sake of helping me, and there are a lot of adults who don't care about you, but if there is a next time, see how I clean you up, I have to castrate you!"
"You...... You let go of me, or I'm going to do it, I have a big trick, don't say I'm bullying you when the time comes!"
While saying to Lan Xihan, Bing Mo looked at the kitchen to see if Lan Aosheng and Shi Lanjuan had come out, because he could have thought that if he had a fight with Lan Xihan, the crazy woman, and the whole living room would be messed up and messy, maybe the legendary killer Lan Aosheng would have to send him directly to the West to learn from the scriptures!
So because of this, he didn't dare to offend this Lan Aosheng in this Huaxia realm, because he was offended, it was purely an act of looking for death, his brain was caught by the door, and his braincase was watered.
"Do it, do it, am I still afraid that you won't succeed? Let me tell you, Bing Mo, today you have to apologize to my aunt and grandmother, if you don't apologize, I will abolish you here, castrate you, and make you regret it!" Lan Xihan directly grabbed Bing Mo's neck with both hands at this time, and then the whole person also pounced directly on him, thinking of the so-called big trick he said just now, she was angry, remembered the incident in the ramen restaurant that day, and glared at me viciously and said, "Bing Mo, do you apologize to me?" If you don't give it, I'll do it now!"
Who would have thought that no matter how Lan Xihan could get him, Bing Mo didn't resist at all at this time, but stared straight with his eyes, as if he had been drained of his soul, motionless!
Seeing this, Lan Xihan was also a little surprised at the moment, and thought, could it be that this kid was frightened by himself and didn't dare to resist anymore? Immediately shook Bing Mo lightly a few times and said, "Hey, Bing Mo, what's wrong with you, why don't you move?" Are you okay?"
Lan Xihan continued to ask, but Bing Mo didn't respond at all, but stared at the "breasts/parts" of the beauty on his body tightly, swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and couldn't help but say: "Wow, it's so big, it's so white, it's so soft, it's so comfortable......"
When Lan Xihan heard this, he was slightly stunned at first, blinked his big eyes, and then hurriedly looked down, and was shocked on the spot, it turned out that he ...... It turned out that a button on his "chest/mouth" had fallen off, revealing a large piece of snow white inside!
In fact, Lan Xihan herself doesn't like to wear these tight clothes very much, and she wore them today just to perfunctory her father and mother.
Seeing this, Lan Xihan's entire delicate body immediately tightened, and his teeth clenched even more, but he didn't expect to be taken by Bing Mo, a bastard, for such a big bargain, and glared at him fiercely at the moment and said, "You wait for me, I'll go change my clothes first, and then I'll clean you up when I come out!"
After saying this, Lan Xihan immediately got up from Bing Mo's body, quickly turned around and went back to the room to change her clothes, but her pink cheeks at this time were covered with a trace of redness, and she also felt a little dizzy in her head.
Growing so big, except for his mother, no one has ever seen his pair of "plump/full", who would have thought that today he was actually seen by Bing Mo, a big hooligan!