Chapter 480: That Magical Brain Circuit!
Home.
Living room.
Everyone was stunned!
Su Ran is stupid!
Watching Ye Feng tinkering from there, the father-in-law and mother-in-law were staring at each other, and they were almost unable to think!
"No, Xiaofeng, you really can't do this!"
"Dad, I'm sure I'll do this!"
"Xiaofeng, if you listen to your father, you will honestly marry Leng Mei, you can't do this!"
"I can do it!
"Stinky boy, listen to my aunt, you really can't do this. ”
"Oh, auntie, why can't I do this? My dad said, just become a family, aren't I on the way to become a family with Leng Mei now? Lingling, bring that peach blossom. ”
"Xiaofeng, Ning Ning has agreed, what other scruples do you have?"
"What do you agree, Ning Ning is going to divorce me!"
"This girl! Ningning, you ......"
"I agreed, but Mr. Ye disagreed!"
"Xiaofeng, isn't Sister Leng worthy of you?"
"My country's constitution clearly stipulates that monogamy, I can't break the law!"
"You're saying I'm breaking the law?"
"I didn't say it, but I can't break the law!"
"You kid......"
……
Ye Feng was arranging from the living room while dealing with his father-in-law and mother-in-law.
No matter what they say, Ye Feng will be iron-hearted!
Never marry a cold girl!
Isn't it just about being a family?
Can someone be stumped by this little question?
Joke!
Originally, Ye Feng was unlucky about himself, he was not in a hurry at first, after all, he could dream, as long as he had a sweet dream?
But, the trick is that Ye can't control his dreams, and he hasn't dreamed at all during this time!
The method of dreaming will definitely not be able to be counted on in a short period of time.
The only thing you can count on is Leng Mei!
However, according to Su Ran, you have to get married, which is unacceptable to Ye Feng and Ning Ning!
However, Ye someone's IQ is definitely like an open light!
It didn't take long for him to come up with a solution!
Isn't it just about being a family?
Do you have to get married?
Isn't it okay for me to bow to Sister Leng?
It's the kind of worship that doesn't seek to be born on the same day and in the same year, but to die on the same day and in the same year!
It's the kind of worship that drips blood and drinks to worship the heavens and the earth!
It's the kind of worship that shares wealth and suffering!
Isn't this just a family?
Isn't this the sharing of qi and luck?
It's perfect!
Yes, this method is indeed perfect in Ye Feng's opinion.
But Su Ran exploded!
The mentality is broken!
He never thought that Ye Feng would come up with such a ghost idea!
Sworn?
I'm going to go to your uncle...... No, Ye Feng's uncle is his eldest brother, this can't be scolded casually!
Anyway, Su Ran was stunned!
He racked his brains to open a harem for Ye Feng justifiably, and even his own daughter was pitted!
But who would have thought that Ye Feng would be so uncompetitive!
As soon as others heard about this good thing, they couldn't wait for their tails to go up to the sky!
This eldest brother surnamed Ye is good, you are a god's worship!
Su Ran couldn't understand it at all!
He wanted to knock on Ye Feng's brain to see how tortuous this guy's brain circuit was!
I can't keep up with his rhythm at all!
……
Living room.
Ye Feng has almost laid it out.
The TV was moved by him, and there was a portrait of Guan Erye on the TV table, which seemed to have been painted by Ye Fenggang. There are also two potted plants on both sides, which are usually raised by Ningning, with a few plastic peach blossoms on them, and a bowl in front of them, and half a bowl of millet in the bowl. I originally wanted to find Changxiang, but there was no one at home, so there was no way, so Ye Feng put three cigarettes into the bowl.
"Ahem. ”
Ye Feng stood in front, cleared his throat, and said, "It's in a hurry, but it's not a big problem, as long as the affection is there, there are peach forests everywhere!"
It can be said that the people in this room also want to laugh.
Others, like her father Su Ran, have the heart to cry at this time!
"Xiaofeng, you definitely can't do this. ”
Su Ran smoked a cigarette and pulled the corners of his mouth and said, "You said that even if you married Sister Leng, but that's useless." ”
"Why?"
Ye Feng pursed his lips, he definitely didn't believe what the old man said, this bad old man is very bad, he always wants to fool himself into being like him, marrying so many wives!
Su Ran analyzed: "Xiao Feng, look, Ning Ning and Leng Mei are sisters, right? Lingling and Leng Mei are sisters, right? If the worship is useful, then why didn't Ning Ning and Ling Ling get Leng Mei's good luck?
"Forehead ......"
Ye Feng was stunned, what the old man said seemed to be reasonable?
Not only Ning Ning and Lingling, but Leng Mei also has so many brothers and sisters, they don't seem to have the good luck of Leng Mei?
Isn't this really the way to go?
"Little wind. ”
Seeing that Ye Feng was a little shaken, Su Ran said harder: "Look, the brothers and sisters say that they are a family, but in fact, they will not be considered a family in the future, do you see that after Ning Ning gets married, can you still say that Sister Leng and Ning Ning are a family? It's your family? Isn't it? You and Ning Ning are a family, we are a big family! This relationship is far away, how can it be compared to husband and wife?"
"Yes, Xiaofeng, what your dad said makes sense. Even Lan Ruo said: "Ning Ning and you are husband and wife, you have been husband and wife all your life, this is a family." You and Leng Mei are married, you are also a family, this is an unbreakable relationship. ”
Ye Feng pulled the corners of his mouth, Lan Ruo is Ningning's own mother!
Even she thinks this way?
Ning Ning pouted, but she couldn't help it, the situation of their family was here, and the reality was that his parents and aunts all had this kind of thinking.
However, after listening to the words of his father-in-law and mother-in-law, Ye Feng raised his eyebrows again, "Only the relationship between husband and wife is closest?"
"Of course!"
"Not necessarily, right?"
"Not necessarily?"
"Dad, do you say that love is reliable, or is family affection reliable?"
"No, Xiaofeng, why are you so cruel to this kid? Brothers and sisters are kissing, that's ......."
"Dad, Dad, that's not what I meant. ”
Ye Feng smiled and said, "I'm not talking about brothers and sisters, I'm talking about family affection is mother and son!
"Mother and son, of course, but ...... Huh?"
Su Ran's eyes widened as he spoke, "No, Xiaofeng, what do you mean?"
Ye Feng smiled, "That's it, didn't you say that the brother and sister are unreliable? Then I recognize Sister Leng as a godmother, right?"
Be quiet.
The silence in the living room was horrible.
All of them!
It's really everyone this time!
Everyone looked at Ye Feng in amazement!
Su Ran looked confused!
Lan Ruo, Aunt Ye, Aunt Yang, and their mothers-in-law were also dumbfounded!
Even Ning Ning stared at Mr. Ye with wide eyes and an incredulous expression!
Lingling hugged the little baby and almost fell!
Even the expressionless Leng Mei was taken aback!
Leng Mei didn't react when she heard that she was going to marry her brother-in-law, but at this time, she was really scared by her brother-in-law!
It's true!
Ye Feng's idea was too unexpected!
Recognize Leng Mei as a godmother?
How dare you think about it!
Looking at everyone's stunned expressions, Ye Feng smiled, looked at Sister Leng, and said deliberately: "Sister Leng, let's do it this way, let's go our separate ways in the future, you call me brother-in-law, and I will call you Godmother, do you think it's okay?"
"Poof!"
Su burned a puff of cigarette, choking and almost vomiting blood!
"What nonsense are you talking about, kid!"
"Nonsense!"
"Xiaofeng, are you stupid?"
The gentle and intellectual mothers-in-law couldn't stand Ye Feng's magical brain circuit, and they couldn't help but speak one after another.
Seeing that this group of elders were frightened, Ye Feng smiled even happier in his heart, shook his head and said, "Then there is no other way, anyway, this is the way now." ”
The corners of Su Ran's mouth twitched, and he sighed: "Forget it, you better bow down." ”
He can see that if he wants Ye Feng to marry Leng Mei, it is basically impossible!
Even the godmother has come out, Su Ran's heart really can't stand it!
In the grinding, who knows what kind of earth-shattering brain hole Ye Feng has!
Forget it, let's say goodbye.
Su Ran nodded, and Ye Feng and Ning Ning looked at each other and smiled.
As for Leng Mei, she never said anything from beginning to end.
Leng Mei has never expressed her opinion on this matter.
It doesn't matter if she marries or not.
I married my brother-in-law to help him, and it wasn't because I liked him, Leng Mei wouldn't like anyone. Well, at least that's what she thinks.
……
Ye Feng and Leng Mei knelt in front of Guan Gong's painting, and Su Ranlan Ruoye Aunt was helpless.
"The emperor is above, and the earth is below!"
"I'm Ye Feng!"
"I'm Su Leng!"
"Today, I want to marry Jinlan with righteousness! I don't want to be born on the same day and in the same year, but I want to die on the same day and in the same year!"
After that, Ye Feng and Leng Mei exchanged the wine dripping with their own blood, and the two drank it all.
Suddenly, Ye Feng felt that his body was light, as if something pressing on his body had floated away, and even his mind was a lot clearer!