Chen Li shook his hand and hurriedly threw the box on the table.

"I watched it for three days, and just before I was about to lose consciousness, I came to see me. ”

"And then you pushed the boat down the river and gave the box to Crow Bai? tsk, you guy has no righteousness at all!"

"I really don't dare touch this thing anymore, Raven White looks very interested...... I had planned to alert it in two days, so that I could wake it up in time if something happened. ”

"I didn't expect Yabai to get the method of every inch of the world, you couldn't get in here until something happened!"

"Some small sects in the world don't know how to do it, how did I know that it knows such a high-level witchcraft! I hurt you!

"Don't cry, you have a little conscience and dare to get me to come and save Yabai. Mmmm, it's Ahri's call!"

Chen Li took out his mobile phone and connected the phone.

"There are citizens in the urban area who ask for help, and a dizzy little monster was found on the spot. Chen Li hurriedly said: "The prisoner has been found, and the murder weapon has also been found at the scene!"

"What a mess!" Liu Guanxi's tone softened slightly, because Chen Li's anger of sneaking out to hang out halfway also subsided: "Don't come back quickly after finishing your errands!

"Well, I have something to gain here. Let's talk about it later!"

"In the rearview mirror, you can be happy, you gradually become smaller and stronger......" Chen Li roared past the bicycle and looked up proudly: "Hahaha! I am the king of the road from Hojo Street to Waya Kiln!"

"Boss, this road has been abandoned for a long time. There is a drag racing race on Xinghai New Road the night after tomorrow, and it is recommended that the boss participate in this race. ”

"Wow, you're terrible! Where did you see these messages?"

"It's in the local forums, but you have to verify it before you can join the discussion. ”

"You know motorcycles?"

"I don't understand, but there's a lot of knowledge about motorcycles on the Internet, and I just need to search for it. ”

Ye Qiansi is not human, and her eyes and tentacles can be extended according to her will. Therefore, the local forum moclists are deceived by a keyboard king who is absolutely invincible as long as the Internet is constantly connected.

In fact, where are there any masters of Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon in a small county and city, Ye Qiansi casually searched for some content on the Internet and convinced them. Because the speed of searching and typing is fast enough, it looks as if Ye Qiansi is a master of answering questions and answers.

"Oh, you can just play with them, but don't get involved. Those children who don't have any hair know what life is, they are just slaves to adrenaline. The most important thing is that drag racing is illegal! The boss doesn't want to go to the traffic police brigade to get you back!"

"Understand that the traffic police are one of the most powerful forces in the world, and they cannot be provoked!"

Back at the life-saving office, Liu Guanxi and Yang Jingru were already waiting in the office.

"Hello guys!

Chen Li slid into the arena and posed for a mechanical dance.

"Who is so immoral and spills water on the ground?"

Yang Jingru raised her hand and said, "Director Chen, I see that you are too dirty here, and you have done a little hygiene." ”

"Jingru, I really want to thank you, my waist is stiff, you wait first. ”

Liu Guanxi kicked Chen Li on the belly, and Chen Li took a few steps back and fell on the office chair.

"Ahri, you're killing someone, huh, my waist is healed!"

"You're just undergoing a beating!" Liu Guanxi crossed his waist and said, "This box of instant noodles is the murder weapon you said?"

Chen Li carefully put down the sauerkraut beef in his hand: "If you break it, I may really die of not eating instant noodles!

"Didn't I just pay you this month's salary? Even if you go to the clubhouse, it's enough for you to play for ten days and half a month, right?"

"Vulgar!" Chen Li said disdainfully: "Those who scratch their heads and make gestures are not worthy of sitting with me!"

"Speak human words!"

"I don't have any money, I can't afford to go. ”

"Hehehehe!" Liu Guanxi let out a long laugh, "Director Chen is really an honest man, no wonder he has to entertain himself in the office!"

"Yin and Yang weird, what's wrong with me playing by myself in the office......?

"See, I specially instructed Jingru not to wipe it off!" Liu Guanxi put on an expression of seeing the garbage: "It's really pitiful, even if you die at your father's hands, you have to be dried and displayed to the public!"

"It doesn't make sense! At least it's a horse leather shroud, right?How can it expose the corpse battlefield! How can this look fresh?" Chen Li lowered his head and wanted to take a closer look: "There is still a strange smell?"

"That, Director Chen, you're too close to me......" Dog Li said tremblingly.

"Phew, why are you so close?

"I ...... I'm turning myself in!"

"You've been caught and you're the first ghost!" Chen Li waved his hand to let the dog leave: "The matter between you and Yabai will be dealt with later, and I will find out the cub who framed me first!"

"Director Chen, this," Gou Li pointed to the spotted marks under Chen Li's feet: "It should be the ...... I left"

An eerie atmosphere permeates the office. Liu Guanxi looked at Chen Li and looked at the dog, and jumped back. Yang Jingru's face turned pale and hugged Liu Guanxi's arm tightly. Only Ye Qiansi was unmoved, and even took out an ice cream and licked it.

Chen Li was overjoyed: "Hahahaha! I'll just say it's not mine! Good brother, this time I will give you a first credit!"

After laughing, Chen Li realized that something was wrong: "Why did you come into my office?

"No! it's my saliva!"

"It's not normal to drool over a computer, isn't it?"

"I just look like a dog, not a real dog!" Gou Li hurriedly argued: "Director Chen, you can do whatever you want with me, you can't treat me as a dog!"

"Hmm, what are you drooling about, I have been misunderstood!"

"I ......drool when I'm nervous," said the dog, demonstrating that what he said was true.

"Stop!" Chen Li hurriedly interrupted Gou Li's plan to continue explaining: "There is an explanation for how to avoid monitoring in this way!"

"If the dog leaves, it can indeed hide in the shadows and sneak in, and the camera I set up is just an ordinary camera, and the ghost can't see it. Liu Guanxi said.

"Wow, this security is too lax, isn't it! Wouldn't any yin ghost be able to sneak in?"

"There is a magic circle that specializes in monitoring the ghosts and monsters of the netherworld, and Gou Li must not be able to hide the magic circle! Did you register it on the list of allowed to enter?"

Chen thought for a while: "There is such a thing. This kid is my informant, and if he often comes to receive rewards, he will simply open up the permission to enter the door! If you come in honestly, it won't be over, why are you sneaking around and sneaking in? Fortunately, Qiansi has eaten enough recently, otherwise you would have died if you came in!"

"I ...... I'm just looking for Director Chen for that little thing, I don't dare to be too loud......"

"Damn! You sneaked into my office quietly, and others who are panting and drooling won't be misunderstood?"

"Hey, hey, hey. ”

Of course, a person with a righteous heart will not think crookedly. Only those! those who want to be dissatisfied and want to be diluted all day long would think that someone can do disgusting and indecent behavior in public!

"Really?" Liu Guanxi sneered: "Isn't this just the trace after the saliva has dried up? I'm talking about the cockroach at the foot of the table!"

Chen Li took a look, and sure enough, there was a swarthy Xiaoqiang lying there.

"The new clue I called to tell you is this! I don't know what the disgusting indecent behavior that Director Chen is talking about?" Liu Guanxi turned his offensive and stepped forward to ask in a posture of Mount Tai pressing the top: "What kind of indecent behavior can only be thought of by those guys who want to be dissatisfied and want to be dizzy all day long?"

"Hahahaha, what are you doing in my office without making a sound, hurry up and explain honestly!" Chen Li scolded the dog severely, but his eyes were urging him to quickly pull the topic away.

"I just wanted to ask Director Chen to save Yabai, and when I came in, I saw that there was no one but the computer was on, so I leaned over and took a look......"

"Wait, the computer was on when you came in?"

"It's on, indeed. ”

"I obviously remember turning off the computer, so you didn't open the computer?"

"Where do I dare to touch your things! Even if I look at it, I just look at it with my eyes, and I haven't touched the mouse and keyboard!"

"There is another problem, the hair left on Director Chen's seat is cat hair, not dog hair!" Yang Jingru reminded: "I passed by the office several times yesterday and heard voices inside. ”

"That's definitely not me! I didn't stay for more than two minutes, and I left right away when Director Chen wasn't there!"

"Forgive me, kid doesn't dare!"

"Then I can't say that! Who else has logged in for permission?" asked Liu Guanxi.

"In addition to the staff of our life-saving department, there are a few dogs, car maniacs, and white beds. The car maniac can't enter our compound, and the white bed stays in the hospital all day and won't leave, who else?" Chen Li spread his hands and quietly wiped off the saliva with his shoes.

"Then the question comes back again, who ran into the office and turned on Chen Li's computer to watch the live broadcast?"

"By the way, what was Director Chen's computer broadcasting when you came in?" Yang Jingru asked Gou Li.

"I just took a look, it looks like a cat movie!"

"Mao Pian?" everyone looked at Chen Li in unison.

"Hey, trust me!"

"I'm talking about cats!" "I'm talking about cats!"

"Ah, is there a cat in the browsing record?" Liu Guanxi said casually, turned around and glanced at the dog that took her crookedly: "The picture of the cat!"

"I'll take a look. Hey, there really is!" Chen Li found it after a few clicks: "Damn! Which guy is so boring, do a live broadcast for the cat?"

"British Shorthair, referred to as British Shorthair. It's just a white one, and it costs a few thousand dollars. It will be more expensive if the parents have good blood. Ye Qiansi quickly found out the information about the white kitten in the video.

"Someone can watch the live broadcast of the little girl doing her homework for a day!"

"Meow is different! she's so cute...... cough, we should pay more attention to the life and health of minors, and urge minors to develop good daily habits, such as doing homework!"

"Supervision from a middle-aged uncle?"

"Let's watch the cat movie! Wow, this person is a pervert, he actually broadcast live for ten hours! The people who watch it are even more perverted, and they don't change the channel for ten hours!"

"Cats are cute! If I'm okay, I can watch them all day!"

"Jingru, cats will lose their hair and will poop and pee everywhere, it's very troublesome!

"Yes, those cats will seduce their owners, and they can't do anything serious!"

"It's not tasty. ”

"I'll tell you, you have to put an egg or a sweet potato to cook together so that it won't be sassy, if there is another clawless dragon with a phoenix on the ground, the taste, tsk. ”

Finally, Yang Jingru noticed that something was wrong: "Aren't we looking for a thief?

"Ahem, I'll see what else this pervert is doing...... Damn! It's actually watching Xiao Meow's live broadcast! It actually peeps into the daily life of a junior high school girl, the nature is too bad!" Chen Li was furious: "You must pull him out, you can't let him touch a single hair of Xiao Meow!"

“...... I really don't want to complain about how many double standards you have, but he seems to like watching the little girl's live broadcast, and he has been watching it for two hours!" Liu Guanxi dragged the progress bar to the end: "I left after the broadcast, and there was no browsing record after that!"

"What!?Is this kid really coming for Little Meow?If it falls into my hands, I won't break him into pieces!"

"What time did your little meow go on the air?"

"Xiao Meow usually has to get it until half past six when he goes back to the dormitory after class to eat, and most of them are broadcast at seven o'clock and nine o'clock. Oops!"

After walking around the city, I wasted some time at Yabai's house, and the hands of the clock on the wall were almost pointing to seven o'clock.

"If he really has thoughts about the little girl, he will probably go to her for trouble!"