Yuwen Chengdu's mental activities, for the two who are calculating, and the other has seen through the facts, and plans how to cooperate with Brother Jiu to clean up the math, he doesn't care at all.

When Yuwen Chengdu cleaned up the dormitory and took the garbage out, Zhou Jingzhi carefully moved to the king's side: "Brother Jiu, you say, how can you harm him!"

Hua Chen glared at him very dissatisfied: "What you said, am I that kind of person? I am the one who will betray and frame my brother?"

Zhou Jingzhi wanted to say, you are, but, in order not to suffer and not be tortured by this kid, he still smiled: "Yes~ Yes, Brother Jiu, what you said is right, I am wrong, Brother Jiu, you say, how to make mathematics comprehend the important lesson of the sinister human heart?"

Hua Chen glanced at him appreciatively, you kid has a future, and then whispered his plan, Zhou Jingyi was stunned when he heard it, and sighed secretly: Brother Jiu is still so ruthless, fortunately, he cleared it up first, otherwise, he would be miserable, brother, I'm sorry for you!

At the same time, Zhou Jingzhi is also more wary of Hua Chen, this kid is still so yin, no, he is much more insidious than before!

Night fell quietly, Yuwen Chengdu didn't know about Hua Chen and Zhou Jingzhi's conspiracy, and only felt sorry for Hua Chen.

Therefore, when Hua Chen arranged for him to do something, especially for his good, he readily agreed, and took a deep look at Hua Chen before leaving, which meant that the strong man would never return!

Although Hua Chen didn't mean this, or rather, Yuwen Chengdu didn't know that this trip would be miserable, but he made up his mind that he must faithfully carry out the king's orders!

After Yuwen Chengdu left, Zhou Jingzhi shook his empty wine bottle, feeling a little heroic: "Brother Jiu, what should we do?"

Hua Chen: "Let's go, buy some fruit." ”

Zhou Jingzhi already knew that Hua Chen not only mixed rice, but also touched porcelain and mixed some money.

It's just that when it comes to buying fruits, Zhou Jingzhi immediately became vigilant, he thought of the last time he was cheated by Hua Chen, it was because of fruits!

You must be careful, no matter what fruit you eat, you must watch Hua Chen eat it, and only eat it after making sure that there is nothing to do!

"Is this melon sweet?" At the school gate, although it was already 8 or 9 o'clock in the evening, the stall vendor had just come out.

Seeing that Hua Chen came up and aimed at the melons that were still relatively expensive and faked by himself, the stall owner was very happy: "Sweet, how can it not be sweet? If it is not sweet, I don't dare to sell it, you are all college students, but you are smart." ”

Capable vendors, they are all very shrewd, at least in this field.

It's nothing to be able to speak, that smile, sincere, you think it's true, absolutely not fake, but who is Hua Chen?

This melon looks absolutely good, but most of them are ripe, and that's it, judging from his experience of being on it more than a dozen times, the melons are generally bitter!

Of course, if it weren't bitter, Hua Chen would definitely not take a fancy to his melons, there are more than a dozen stalls over there.

"This, and this. Hua Chen pointed to dozens of them and asked the boss to weigh them.

The small stall owner's face is happy, this is more than a dozen catties, today's business is really good, as soon as all the melons are sold, one-tenth of them have been sold!

"It's 102 fast, you just give a whole thing. The stall owner was happy on his face, and he was even more generous~~~

Hua Chen glanced at him, this smile, you are really not sorry: "One? That's okay, boss, you are so generous." Hua Chen handed over the last piece of red paper, and then brought two bananas by the way: "Anyway, it's all a whole, I'll have another blessing and longevity." ”

The stall owner was stunned, what is the situation?

What the hell is Fushou Shuangquan?

But at this time, he was embarrassed to say, if you make up some more money for me, there are not many bananas, forget it, I poured blood mold, how did I encounter such a thing, I am angry!

I just had a little good mood, and I was instantly in a bad mood by Hua Chenqi.

If it weren't for the fact that he had made a piece of red paper before and didn't have to look for it, the stall owner would never have been so generous.

Of course, if he knew that the magnet he put on the scale was secretly moved by Hua Chen, and the melon was a real two, would he pick up the knife and fight with Hua Chen?

Zhou Jingzhi, who was following behind Hua Chen, hooked the corners of his mouth slightly, and wanted to pit this kid, you really have a big brain!

Hua Chen: "Here, taste whether this melon is sweet or not." He handed one to Zhou Jingzhi, took out one himself, skillfully peeled the skin with a knife he didn't know where to find, and took a bite of it.

Zhou Jingzhi looked at his movements, still a little vigilant in his heart, and took a bite carefully, well, it tastes really good, and then three times five divided by two solved it.

Hua Chen Yuguang had already seen through his movements, smiled sinisterly in his heart, and then went on to eliminate the second one, Zhou Jingzhi was not bad, mixed two melons that were not bitter, and the rest was eaten by Hua Chen.

When the third time, Zhou Jingzhi had forgotten that he still needed to be vigilant, and habitually swallowed it in a big gulp, and then ~~~

"Phew, Phew, Phew~"

"Gott~"

That's called a bitter, it's even more bitter than eating bitter gourd, and it's more bitter than Coptis chinensis!

"Hahaha~" Hua Chen laughed recklessly, and his mood was indescribably happy, you kid, hum, do you think this king is an idiot?

I don't know math yet, and he's going to ignore it and eat it alone?

If Math knew, he would have come back and fight with him, you know that I was fooled and tortured me, are you human?

It's a pity, Hua Chen is a stingy ghost, how can he let you go as an accomplice?

"Hua Chen, are you human, you actually bullied your brother with such a despicable means, I am your own brother, no, closer than my own brother!" Zhou Jingzhi vomited for a long time, his face turned white, and he vomited so much that there was nothing in his stomach!

Master?

No master is afraid of hardship!

Seeing Zhou Jingzhi like this, Hua Chen was lucky, and at the same time scolded the small vendor, is this still a melon?

It's obviously Coptis chinensis!

Hua Chen sneered: "Brother, no, no, no, have you ever seen that brother eat alone?"

Zhou Jingzhi: "Brother Jiu, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I don't dare anymore!"

"Your words have no credibility, no difference from!"

Zhou Jingyi gritted his teeth: "Brother Jiu, I'll hire a lawyer! I make a contract, and I sign all the documents that comply with the law, okay?"

"Hmph, don't think I don't know, even if you sign these, you will disappear with an impartial lawyer the next day!" Hua Chen knows him too well, whatever contract he signs is in vain, if he signs it at night, he can destroy the corpse in the early morning!

It's not the first time he's done it~~~

"Help, I really don't dare!" Zhou Jingzhi was sad, wanting to cry without tears, what did I do!

Hua Chen snorted arrogantly, and then squatted at the school gate, not knowing what he was pondering.

Zhou Jingzhi vomited for a long time, then ran to the school and rinsed it fiercely, and deceived a girl's chewing gum, which can be regarded as eliminating the bitterness.

When everything was taken care of, Zhou Jingzhi's face had become half-dead, pale as paper, who would have thought that this was just a bitter gourd?

Except for Hua Chen, few people know that this kid is afraid of bitterness, even when he was a child, Hua Chen boiled medicine for him, and he resolutely did not take any medicine with a bitter taste.

Zhou Jingzhi has an absolute sensitivity to bitterness, and if it is serious, it will make him have a rash all over his body!

Therefore, to clean up Zhou Jingzhi with hardship, it is absolutely unpleasant!

"Brother Jiu, I was wrong, I was really wrong, I really, really don't dare anymore!" Zhou Jingzhi squatted beside Hua Chen weakly, half hungry and half bitter.

Hua Chen was very unhappy all the time in the afternoon, so neither of them dared to talk about eating, and when they weren't paying attention, Hua Chen wiped out all the fast food he bought, so he wasn't very hungry.

Nonsense, that's 4 people, if you're still hungry, Hua Chen is a pig, of course ~ he is!

Hua Chen also ignored him, this kid's words were not credible.

"You say, did that kid in math really succeed, why hasn't he come back yet?" Seeing that Hua Chen ignored him, Zhou Jingzhi started licking his skills and said with a smile.

Hua Chen: "Impossible, if he can succeed, I will eat all these 'bitter melons'!"

"Then why hasn't he come back yet, it's been an hour. Zhou Jingzhi gloated a little, he suffered himself, and of course he also hoped that others would suffer, so it was fair.

Hua Chen thought for a while: "I estimate that this kid was not only beaten, but also probably educated by ideology, pitiful." ”

"Isn't that all the evil you did~ uh~ Brother Jiu, what you said makes sense. Zhou Jingzhi almost started the death mode again, but fortunately he quickly changed it.

Hua Chen squinted at Zhou Jingzhi, and always felt that what he just said wanted to have another 'bitter gourd'.

Zhou Jingzhi was furious by him, but fortunately, at this time, Yuwen Chengdu rushed over and rescued him from the sea of suffering.

"Poof~ha~ha~ha~~~~" Hua Chen and Zhou Jingzhi laughed wildly.

This magical laughter attracted the attention of other students, as well as men and women shopping, and then there was a series of laughter, and then the entrance of the university became a circus, and laughter was everywhere!

Yuwen Chengdu has a panda eye, a pink, red, purple, and black mixed eye, and his long hard hair has also become colorful, and there is a sock hanging on his ear, which looks like a girl's.

With an angry expression on his face, combined with colorful colors, he looks like a circus clown.

That's not all, I don't know what's going on with the half-sleeves, there is one missing, it looks like it should have been torn apart by violence!

"You're still embarrassed to laugh, King, are you embarrassed to secretly eat fruit here?" Yuwen Cheng was very angry, his angry face should have made people hairy, but now it was a laugh.

The two looked at him and didn't speak, just smiled, but Hua Chen still took a moment to give him an expression of what happened.

Yuwen Chengdu: "Wang, you said that singing Peking Opera at the door of the girls' dormitory can attract the attention of girls, especially my old voice will definitely impress them, and even make a promise to achieve a beautiful love story." But look at me like this, not only was I smashed like this by the cosmetics dropped by the girl, but I was also educated by Nangong Qing for a long time!"