002 Keyboard Warriors Are Not Trolls!

Jiang gradually seemed to have expected it and avoided it in advance.

Then, Jiang gradually took out a rag to wipe the wine on the bar, and said with a smile: "Remember to check out after drinking, 199 two glasses." ”

Man: "......"

Woman: "......"

Are you the devil?

As soon as that story is finished, who can still drink it?

The man hurriedly checked out and dragged the woman away.

Shu Yao pouted and said, "Xiao Jiang, the story of Bloody Mary is not like this at all, why are you scaring away the guests? If the boss knows, he will definitely not let you go." ”

"Whatever, anyway, the bar belongs to the owner, and I just work part-time. ”

Jiang gradually said with a smile, and then asked: "Do you see anything on the keyboard?" In the future, I will rely on this source martial arts to fight the world, if you can think of a way, the position of the future master of the harem will still be left to you." ”

"I can't see anything. ”

Shu Yao sighed and said with a sad face: "I asked the boss, and the boss said that he can't go away now, and you can only wait for the boss to come back to deal with it." ”

Suddenly, Shu Yao seemed to think of something, and his eyes were shining: "Or, I'll help you break Yuanwu, and you will find a way to reawaken in the future?"

Jiang Yan: "???"

What kind of crooked idea are you?

Can the shattered Genwu awaken again?

Even if they could, who would dare to do this experiment?

That's a joke with your own life!

"Give it back to me!"

Jiang gradually snatched the golden keyboard back, for fear that Shu Yao would go crazy and smash it, and scolded: "In the past, you were a national first-class protected waste, but now it's different, you are a waste!"

"Cut, then you can do it yourself. Shu Yao gave Jiang Yan a roll of his eyes, twisted his hips and left.

In desperation and helplessness, Jiang gradually could only pat the keys on the keyboard indiscriminately, hoping that this Yuan Wu could provide him with some information or something.

Anyway, let yourself know what it does.

Suddenly, a computer desktop appeared in Jiang Yan's mind.

Immediately afterwards, a line of subtitles emerged: God does not give birth to me as a keyboard man, and the right path is as eternal as a long night!

Jiang Yan: "???"

What the heck?

Are you sick in the brain? Even you mock me for being a keyboard warrior?

Soon, a new line of subtitles appeared below: Abandon prejudice, promote positive energy, keyboard warriors are not trolls!

Jiang gradually stood in awe.

Brain, you're right, there's a big difference between a keyboard warrior and a troll.

Trolls are brainless types, they don't care if you're right or wrong, they can always find countless reasons to shoot at you and blow you up.

The keyboard warrior is based on factual comments, based on reason, so that the truth can be placed in front of people, so that just things can be treated fairly.

Yes~

Jiang Yan's mood suddenly became wonderful, his waist did not hurt, his legs were not sore, and he was not decadent.

Jiang gradually operated the golden keyboard, and he found that the golden keyboard was connected to the computer desktop in his mind...... No, it's the human brain desktop.

Forget it, the human brain desktop is the human brain desktop, Jiang gradually doesn't care about it.

Then, a key description pops up:

Q key Lv0: Ranged skill, when pressed, it launches a ranged attack, with a 0% chance to slow the enemy for 0 seconds and a cooldown of 0 seconds.

W key Lv0: Melee skill, melee attack after pressing, can double the strength within 0 seconds, cooldown 0 seconds.

E key Lv0: Control skill, 0 seconds for close control, 0 seconds for remote control, 0 seconds cooldown.

R key Lv0: Ultimate skill, full state boost, enter rampage, duration 0 seconds, cooldown 0 seconds.

D Button Lv0: Restores skills, restores 0% HP of 0 target units, and has a cooldown of 0 seconds.

F key Lv0: Defensive skill, condense 0 layers of barriers, absorb 0 attacks from enemies and give a return salute, cooldown 0 seconds.

Note: All skill areas can be integrated into the corresponding source technique.

T key Lv0: steal the function, touch any part of the other person's body after pressing, you can steal the opponent's source art or martial arts, sometimes there will be unexpected joy, the probability of success is 0%.

I'm a good girl!

Jiang was shocked!

Is this a skill key?

Excuse me...... Is this going to?

Jiang gradually looked at these skill keys, and he suddenly felt that his youth was back.

"The above key levels are all level 0, and I should need to upgrade to operate, otherwise the role of the skill key will not be able to play. ”

Jiang gradually thought, and then thought about which key to upgrade.

The T key is a must, and the stealing function is so important that he might be able to steal some surprises.

"It seems that three upgrade skill points have been awarded, which can be used to try ......"

Jiang gradually smiled, each of his skill keys could be integrated into the source technique, which also showed that he could learn a lot of different kinds of source techniques, and it was no longer a single one.

Sure enough, the keyboard warrior is the best!

"The E key also needs to be upgraded, regardless of whether this is a serious control skill or not, anyway, as long as I E is fast enough, others won't be able to catch up with me. ”

Jiang gradually felt happy, upgraded the E key, and then upgraded the F key as well.

Defense skills also have to be upgraded, and everyone who has played the game knows that it is too necessary to develop obscenely in the early stage.

[E key Lv1: Control skill, close control for 2 seconds, remote control for 1 second, cooldown time for 5 minutes.] 】

[F key Lv1: Defensive skill, condense 1 layer of barrier, absorb 1 attack from the enemy and give a salute in return, cooldown time 5 minutes.] 】

[T key Lv1: stealing function, success probability 10%, remaining times 3.] 】

"Where's the prey? Oh, I've found it. ”

Jiang gradually scanned around the bar and saw Shu Yao sitting on the sofa eating snacks and watching a movie.

He hugged the golden keyboard, silently pressed the T key, walked over and patted Shu Yao on the shoulder coldly.

"What's the matter?

Shu Yao was taken aback, and glared at Jiang Yan angrily.

[Stealing the 'lazy' ability, do you want to learn?]

Jiang Yan: "???"

Is this a bonus?

Jiang gradually scolded: "It's really a waste!"

I don't know who I'm scolding in this sentence.

“……”

Shu Yao looked confused, why did Jiang gradually scold her?

"Xiao Jiang, what are your nerves, is it that your skin has been too itchy recently, and you don't need to clean it up?"

After Shu Miao came back to his senses, he stretched out his hand and was about to hit Jiang Yan.

"Don't talk nonsense, stand and let me touch. ”

Jiang Yan was already stunned, pressed the T button sharply, and patted Shu Jiao's shoulder again.

[Stealing the ability of 'five meals a day', do you learn?]

Jiang gradually despaired, and wailed: "How can you still eat five meals a day?

Why do you always give him something improper!

What about the source technique?

What about martial arts?

Hidden?!

“……”

Shu Yao's face is even darker!

This kid just owes a beating!

Just when Shu Yao stood up and was about to give someone an over-the-shoulder throw......

Jiang gradually panicked, and hurriedly said, "Don't don't...... Eldest sister! I'm not taking advantage of you, really, I won't take advantage of the pigs! I'm studying!"

Shu Jiao was happy: "Learn how to get beaten, right? Come on, come on...... I'll teach you!ahhhhh

Shu Yao is also an awakened person, his strength is not less than Jiang Wan, and after struggling to throw Jiang gradually to the ground, he clapped his hands with satisfaction.

Jiang gradually lay on the ground without love.

He now finally understands that the 10% probability of the T-key is not a success probability, but a serious probability.

Nima, it's all improper!

"Grandma has a leg, Lao Tzu doesn't believe in evil today!"

Jiang gradually scolded, pressed the T button with all his might, and reached out to grab Shu Yao's ankle.

Shu Yao: "???"

With a snap, Shu Yao was directly tripped and fell to the ground!

"River gradually !!"

Shu Yao roared: "The old lady made you worse off than dead today!"

[Stealing the 'Poison Net' Source Technique, Did You Learn and Integrate the F Key?]

"Damn! good...... No, no, no, yes, yes!"

Jiang Yan's face was full of excitement.

I've finally stolen a serious source technique!

"Okay, huh?"

Shu Jiao gritted his teeth, turned over and was about to overturn Jiang Yan, and kicked Jiang Yan's ass.

"it!"

Jiang was gradually startled, and subconsciously pressed the F key.

Subsequently, a layer of cobwebs cobwebs cobwebs coated with poison condensed on Jiang Yan's body.

Shu Jiao hit the ...... with a kick