After all, I have only graduated from secondary school, and I am less than 1.8 meters. My monthly salary is only a few thousand yuan, and my annual salary is less than 50,000 yuan, and the most important thing is that I am not self-motivated, I just want to eat and wait for death, and be a salted fish with no dreams!

Staring at the woman who sat back down opposite him, without a trace of disdain on her face, Zhao Shiyi suddenly shook his head with a regretful expression.

"Yes, absolutely!"

After so many blind dates, he finally met the legendary golden beetle son-in-law, how could Zhou Wenqi, who was already a big boss, watch him slip out of his hands?

Therefore, seeing Zhao Shiyi's seemingly regretful but actually refusing to shake his head, he hurriedly explained with a dry smile: "Actually, it's not good to have too much education, because people with high academic qualifications have many eyes, and many people who are good at reading have stupid minds, and there is no mood in life! It doesn't matter if you don't have one meter eight, it's too high, giving people an invisible sense of oppression! As for the money and money, it doesn't matter, as long as it's enough!" If you are not self-motivated, it proves that you are tired of the flies in the mall, and you are not willing to be the person who is attached to the inflammatory trend, what a precious character......

“……”

Nima, and this kind of operation?

Zhao Shiyi, who was pretending to be drinking coffee slowly, almost choked to death on the spot by the coffee he was swallowing in his mouth.

Because, Zhou Wenqi is a typical open-eyed nonsense!

Sure enough, people with high academic qualifications talk nonsense in one set.

"By the way, do you use nine or twenty-six keys for typing on your phone?"

After swallowing the coffee that almost killed him with a constipated face, Zhao Shiyi suddenly changed his words and asked an irrelevant question.

“…… Twenty-six keys! What's wrong?"

Stunned, Zhou Wenqi looked at Zhao Shiyi suspiciously, not understanding what he wanted to express in this question.

"I'm sorry, I'm the Nine Keys! It's not the same as the Twenty-Six Keys!"

Looking at Zhou Wenqi with a bewildered face, Zhao Shiyi shook his head regretfully again, spread his hands and said, "Look, we don't even have the same keyboard for typing, how can we get along with each other?"

“……”

Zhou Wenqi was stunned instantly!

I thought, what is this?!

But before she could react, Zhao Shiyi stood up and continued to say earnestly: "Don't be discouraged, your conditions are so good, you will definitely find a man who meets your requirements!"

After speaking, Zhao Shiyi slipped under the eyes of the stunned Zhou Wenqi.

"So...... I was just disgusted by that guy?"

It wasn't until Zhao Shiyi walked away for a few minutes that the stunned Zhou Wenqi realized what he meant in his words.

What bullshit nine keys and twenty-six keys are not suitable, why don't you ask the old lady whether she likes to eat sweet tofu brain or salty tofu brain?

It's not even more inappropriate!

Sure enough, those who like you are all on the way.

People who dislike you, using a twenty-six key input method is a mistake.

Damn stinking youth!!

The more he thought about it, the more angry Zhou Wenqi became.

The more angry he was, the more Zhou Wenqi thought about it.

In an instant, she was stuck in a dead end.

Once upon a time, she was the only one who disliked other men, but no one dared to dislike her.

But just now......

This happened magically!

Moreover, that person still said that he disliked her in front of her!

This is simply a great shame, and it is the biggest stain on her life!!

……

Run away after pretending, it's really exciting to think about!

After trotting all the way out of the café, Zhao Shiyi's mood didn't know how happy he was, and he was about to fly with joy.

For the first time in my life, I pretended to be forced in front of a woman, and I succeeded in pretending to be forced.

The most important thing is that the woman who was stunned by herself is still the unattainable goddess-level person in the eyes of ordinary people.

This sense of accomplishment is more than one or two times stronger than the usual working girls, factory girls, and too many sisters on the mobile phone or in reality.

This great sense of accomplishment is not the kind of comfort brought by one plus one equals two, but the kind of psychological and physical self-identity that one plus one is greater than two.

This also leads to the fact that even if it costs hundreds of dollars to drink coffee just now, Zhao Shiyi feels that it is worth it!

Because, this kind of opportunity to pretend to be forced in front of the goddess, and pretend to be successful, and finally get out of the whole body, is hard to find!

But unfortunately, it would be nice if I really had ten school district houses and a bachelor apartment in the city center.

When he was a child, Zhao Shiyi fantasized more than once that he would return to that ordinary family, and suddenly his parents whispered to him: "The hard life of these years is a kind of experience for you, in fact, our family is very rich! You are a child of a rich family, and you are the rich second generation in the mouth of your classmates!"

But this fantasy has continued until now, and it has remained a fantasy for nearly two decades.

He is still the child of an ordinary family, and he still has no house, no car and no girlfriend......

lives an ordinary life, with a salary of two or three thousand, mixed with two points and one line.

"Hey, how good would it be if Lao Tzu was really a rent collector?"

Thinking back to the coercion he pretended to be in front of Zhou Wenqi just now, Zhao Shiyi once again sighed why he was not a rich and house-rich man.

And just when Zhao Shiyi was infinitely emotional, suddenly a mechanical voice sounded in his mind: [The rent collection boss system has been successfully bound!]

Groove !!

System???

For Zhao Shiyi, who has been reading novels since he was a child and has read countless online novels, this scene is definitely not unfamiliar now.

Not only is it not a stranger, but on the contrary, it is ecstatic in my heart!

Because, as long as the protagonist of the waste wood in the online novel gets the golden finger, there is nothing that is not awesome.

So, I'm about to rise!!

Holding back the ecstasy in his heart, Zhao Shiyi hurriedly walked to the corner of the wall a few meters away, and pulled out the system panel in a place where no one was around.

[Rent collection boss system:

The existence of this system is to make the host the world's most powerful rent collector.

Therefore, the system will release the rental tasks of houses and other resources according to the needs of the host from time to time, and as long as the host completes the task within the specified time, the host will automatically obtain the ownership of the house and other resources.

If the task fails, the system will automatically reclaim ownership of the house and other resources. 】

[Host: Zhao Shiyi]

[Age: Twenty-five]

[Fund:5816.15]

[Assets to be unlocked: 10 sets of houses in the surrounding school district of Xingcheng No. 2 Middle School, and 1 30-story single apartment in the city center]

[Unlocked Assets: 0]

[Current task: Rent out ten school district houses within a week.] Within one month, rent all rooms of a 30-story bachelor apartment in the city center]

[Mission Progress: 0%]

……

When Zhao Shiyi understood what the [Rent Collection Boss System] was all about, he was immediately happy.

Because, this system is simply tailor-made for him!