Chapter 144: Pig Performance
"These three pigs, what kind of moths are coming out of them?" Miao Qianqian frowned and stood up.
I wondered: "Aren't you the Miao team leader, why does he call you the Miao section chief?"
"Chief Bai, you don't know this, right?" Dorjee immediately smiled and explained: "We have two systems here, one is the Monster Management Bureau, there are more than forty people, and in this system, Team Leader Miao is the leader of the action team. The other system is a zoo, with more than 150 people, and in this system, the head of the seedling team is the head of the herbivore family. ”
There are more than forty goblins in a zoo, which I never thought of before.
I asked, "The people at the zoo, do you know about the existence of the Monster Administration?"
"How is that possible, they are all ordinary human beings, and they won't let them know. Dorjee smiled: "Therefore, except for within our organization, we are all employees of the zoo to the outside world, and we can't expose a little goblin thing." ”
This is as it should be, I nodded and followed Miao Qianqian out of the office.
There was a young man in his twenties standing at the door, and he said excitedly: "Section Chief Miao, look, something big has happened over there in the deer house?"
In fact, we don't need his prompting, we can also see that at this moment, the deer house is already crowded with people, and the cheers are continuous.
When we left, it was deserted around the deer house, and there was not even a single person visiting.
Even, in the entire herbivore area, less than a hundred people visited.
But now, all the hundred or so people are gathered around the deer house, and there are spectators rushing over.
"Isn't it just three more pigs, what's there to see?" Miao Qianqian asked knowingly.
The young man hurriedly said: "These three pigs are not simple, they are too smart, they can make all kinds of actions to make everyone laugh, and everyone is attracted to them." The price of food sold in our district has doubled, and the supply is still in short supply!"
"Really?" Miao Qianqian's eyes lit up and she squeezed into the crowd.
Sure enough, the three pig demons were like having fun, some were rolling, some were doing handstands, and some were spinning in circles, making all kinds of movements, with only one purpose - to beg for food from the audience.
"Bang!" an apple fell in front of Zhu Siliang.
Zhu Siliang swallowed it immediately, and then stood up on his two hind legs and slammed at the little boy who threw the apple.
"Smack!" a piece of bread fell in front of Zhu Sanjin.
Zhu Sanjin picked up the bread and rolled it on the spot three times, making the little girl who threw the bread giggle.
"Smack!" A stone fell in front of Zhu Erqian.
Zhu Erqian suddenly became furious, and kicked with one front hoof, kicking the stone out of the air, just hitting the calf of the young man who threw the stone.
"Oh, this big white pig is so powerful, he can tell what he can eat and what he can't eat. Look at him, he didn't even taste a bite!" Although the young man was hurt by the stone, he was not angry at all, but laughed happily.
In the crowd, an elder sister in her forties carried a bag of apples in her left hand and a bag of bread slices in her right hand, actively selling: "Apples are five yuan a piece, bread is three yuan a bag, feed the smart pigs!"
Of course, most tourists don't buy it, because they all bring food with them, and it's okay to throw two random ones for fun, and no one will pay a high price to buy something specifically for the pigs.
After looking at it for a few seconds, Miao Qianqian had a gloomy face, turned her head and walked back, and said angrily as she walked: "Eat, eat, I don't even want a demon for a bite to eat, it's really embarrassing." Tonight, kill these three pigs and eat meat!"
When Miao Qianqian said these words, her voice was very low in the first half, and she was speaking to me, Duo Ji and others next to her.
In the second half, he suddenly raised his voice, which was for the zoo staff.
Immediately, the person who came to report the news became nervous, and hurriedly ran over and said, "Section Chief Miao, are you really going to kill?"
"Aren't pigs used to kill and eat meat?" Miao Qianqian looked very proud, and said: "Isn't this about the Mid-Autumn Festival, our science efficiency is not very good, and we don't pay bonuses, so I have to say that I asked for these three pigs." When it is killed at night, everyone can share dozens of catties of pork, which is considered a festival fee!"
"Don't, Section Chief Miao!" The eldest sister who sold things heard it, and also ran over and said, "These three pigs are too smart to make us a lot of money." Just now, I have sold more than 40 apples and more than 30 bags of bread, which is more than I sold in a day in the Macaque Pavilion, and the net profit is more than 200!"
It's only half an hour and the net profit is more than two hundred, if it's a day, it's no problem to earn a thousand.
If it's a holiday, it's not impossible to earn two or three thousand.
Indeed, the three pigs not only earned enough for their own rations, but also generated a lot of income for the three groups.
Miao Qianqian continued to pretend to be bitter and hateful, and said: "Which zoo have you seen exhibiting big fat pigs, it's not a shame!"
"But fat pigs can make money!"
"What's wrong with the fat pig, isn't it also an animal?"
"As long as it can give us scientific and technological income, it is a good animal, what do you care?"
The three zoo staff who came with them strongly demanded that they not want pork and only wanted the three fat pigs to stay.
"However, we don't have a special place to exhibit pigs here?" Miao Qianqian's tone softened a lot.
"Just let them stay in the deer house, anyway, they are all vegetarians and don't interfere with each other. ”
"Just move those four deer to the yellow sheepfold, they don't make money, and the tourists don't like to see them at all!"
"In this way, I'll think about it again!" Miao Qianqian's mouth showed a subtle smile.
Her purpose was to keep the three fat pigs without arousing the suspicion of others.
Otherwise, the exhibition hall of the zoo will have three big fat pigs on display, which is unbelievable and nondescript.
Back in the office again, it was almost twelve o'clock.
Dorjee and Hou Yimin were holding a lunch box and looking out the window, as if they were hungry for a long time.
Miao Qianqian was calm, crossed Erlang's legs in front of the desk, and said with a smile: "Look at your door, don't you know the rules of our management bureau? ”
Hou Yimin looked out the window and said, "Captain, but we haven't been notified!"
"Don't worry, there must be today!" Miao Qianqian said confidently: "Bai Xiaojiang has a backstage, and he has already given millions of sponsorships to our management bureau, and Director Huang will definitely not forget it." ”
However, it was more than one o'clock in the afternoon, and the phone on the table did not ring for a long time.
Miao Qianqian suddenly became furious, jumped up, and shouted: "Bai Xiaojiang, let's go to Director Huang, it's too much, we got millions, and we can't even afford a meal!"