Chapter 898: Crazy Ma Wenchao!
There has never been a moment that made Cui Yingying's heart beat so violently! Until she saw this skinny man, her heart hit like a deer!
Love is so wonderful, a fat girl with a tiger's back and a bear's waist fell in love with a thin teenager. Even though it was the first time we met, it was so wonderful!
"It's really love!"
A voice sounded in the depths of her heart, Cui Yingying's face was red, and she was very shy.
Cui Yingying never believed in love at first sight, but now that she believes it, that straightforward and strong feeling is not fake!
It seems that after thousands of years of waiting, as if she has seen through the autumn water of the third world, she has finally waited for this man!
However, at this moment, Ma Wenchao is spraying people, spitting stars and flying wildly.
"Over there!" I asked Marven to turn around, spray the right person, and unceremoniously stretched out my leg and kicked him.
"!" Ma Wenchao was kicked inexplicably, and his heart was extremely unhappy, and then, he ...... It's sprayed.
He pointed at Yan Wu, pondered for a moment, and then ...... With a bang, a big mouthful of saliva was squirted!
"I'll go!" Yan Wuxian didn't pay attention, and was sprayed by the saliva that poured over, and he was almost angry.
Yan Wuxian did hear that the young master of the Southern Sect, Ma Wenchao, sprayed them, thinking that it was scolding and cursing, how could he have thought that his grandmother was really spraying, not swearing but saliva, it was really me...... Damn it!
Subsequently, Ma Wenchao scolded there, all kinds of swear words and ugly words, all of which were not the same, and there was saliva squirting out of one mouth first.
At this time, Xu Ao and I were stupid, and we were stunned, and even the mad emperor opened his round mouth, looking like a ghost.
"This brother is really a troll!" said the Mad Emperor with a stunned look on his face.
"Well, he's more talented at that. "I said calmly, I've seen Marven super squirting before, and he comes when he opens his mouth and talks endlessly, he is definitely a talented troll!
"Look for death!"
Yan Wuxian was furious and ashamed, and a murderous intent broke out on his body, and he couldn't bear it at all.
"He's seriously injured and can't help you, keep spraying, make me feel better. I said.
Brother Chao was quite cooperative, squinting his eyes and pinching his waist and pointing, baring his teeth, directly at Yan Wuxi, and carrying out the second round of wild spraying: "I!@#¥%%......"
"I'm going to fucking shoot you to death!" Yan Wuxian was so angry that it was so ugly that it almost made him jump to his feet.
What is called a scolded dog bloody head, this is it!
Ma Wenchao is unrelenting, still spraying, and his combat effectiveness is long-lasting.
Yan stomped his feet, gritted his teeth, and finally coughed up blood, he was really going to be angry, he had never been scolded like this!
"Yes, Brother Chao!" I gave a thumbs up.
"It's really a cow fork. Lu Wu also looked in awe.
"Ah Chao, it's amazing, I'll make you the first general of a thousand doors!" Xu Ao laughed, seeing Yan Wuxian crazy, his heart was happy.
"Me!@#¥%............"
Ma Wenchao gave full play to the talent of a troll, and at this moment, the more he squirted, the more fierce he became, pouring towards Yan Wuxian endlessly.
Ahh
Yan Wuxian coughed up blood again, he had already suffered a very serious internal injury, and his qi and blood were tumbling non-stop, and now he was sprayed wildly, his qi and blood were retrograde, and he was not controlled at all, and he vomited blood in a big gulp!
Seeing this scene, everyone was shocked and stunned, it turned out that scolding people can really scold and vomit blood, Zhuge Liang scolding Wang Lang to death seems to be true!
In the end, Cui Yingying couldn't stand it anymore and left with the angry half-dead Yan without a trace.
We watched it, we were all helpless, the daughter of the first general of Qianmen wanted to protect Yan without a trace, we could only let him go, we couldn't fall out with Cui Yingying!
It's just that before leaving, Cui Yingying made a very strange move. She walked up to Ma Wenchao and whispered something.
None of us heard it, because she was whispering.
"You two know each other?" After Cui Yingying walked away with Yan Wuxi, Xu Ao and I looked at Ma Wenchao, both surprised.
"I don't know. Ma Wenchao pouted and said, "I know all big-breasted girls, long-legged girls, how can I know this big fat girl?"
"Then why did she talk to you before leaving?" Lu Wu was surprised.
"The devil knows-" Ma Wenchao smiled and said shyly: "Maybe she saw me as the first handsome in the universe and was fascinated by my personal charm!"
Fuck off –
We rolled our eyes one after another, Brother Chao was simply confident, just like the second sister, he was fascinated by confidence. The second sister is confident that people have capital, Bai Fumei, the eldest lady of a thousand-year-old family, is indeed hanging to the sky.
Ma Wenchao——
"By the way, what did Cui Yingying say in your ear?" I asked.
"Who knows what it says, it seems to be in English. Marven said casually.
"What's English, how to pronounce it, you send it to me again!" Xu Ao stretched his neck, broke the casserole and asked.
Marven scratched his head and said, "It seems to be ...... It seems to be ...... fallinloveithyou, what does that mean?"
No way!
As if a bomb exploded under the soles of our feet, Xu Ao and Lu Wu and I all jumped up, all with shocked expressions.
"What's wrong with you, what are you jumping, is there a snake?" Ma Wenchao also jumped a little, and looked down at his feet, but found nothing.
He sensed that something was wrong, and wondered: "Why do you all have such expressions, do I have any problems, Brother Feng?"
"Ah Chao, you don't understand English?" Xu Ao took a breath and asked.
Ma Wenchao scratched his head and said with a smile: "I know what English, I haven't taken English classes in the second high school before, and I have followed the second sister all over the world." By the way, what does the fat girl mean by this sentence in English?"
"Fall in love!"
"Love at first sight!"
"That fat girl is in love with you!" Xu Ao was extremely excited and patted Ma Wenchao's shoulder fiercely.
"Each ...... Guys, don't scare me!" Ma Wenchao's face turned blue at that time, and he trembled with fright.
"Really, Brother Chao, that sentence translated into English is falling in love, which means love at first sight, my English teacher - taught. "I have in my mind the appearance of Li Mei'er, this phrase is what she taught, fallinloveith, fall in love!
Ma Wenchao was frightened and cried, bursting into tears: "Brother Feng, you are making such a joke, a big fat girl of more than 200 pounds, how can you fall in love with me at first sight?!"
"It's true!" Lu Wu took out his mobile phone, Baidu took out the phrase, translated it to Ma Wenchao, and then used intelligent pronunciation to completely confirm this matter.
Ma Wenchao rolled his eyes, almost fainted, and the whole person almost collapsed.
There was a girl who liked him in the second high school before, one hundred and eighty pounds!
Now another one has popped up, two hundred pounds of his own!
This is really shocking, and it is difficult for Marven to accept this fact.
"Brother Feng-" Brother Chao was teary-eyed, leaned on my shoulder helplessly, and said in despair: "Why are they all fat girls who like me, and the special one is bigger than a tonnage!"
"You should be more like fat girls. Lu Wu and I glanced at each other, and there was a smile in my eyes.
Xu Ao was very unscrupulous, and laughed directly, hahahaha-
Brother Chao was very hurt and continued to confide: "But I'm a thin man, weighing less than a hundred pounds, how can I attract the likes of fat girls?"
Xu Ao rolled his eyes and said disdainfully: "Look at your reluctant look, at least there are two girls who like you, and Lu Wu doesn't have a fan girl now." Be content, Ah Chao!"
"But what I like is a big-breasted girl. Ma Wenchao raised his head and said with a pure face.
"That-" Xu Ao coughed twice, and said with a smile: "Cui Yingying's breasts are also big, the two of them are like basketballs, you didn't see it just now!"
"Damn, God, let me die!" Ma Wenchao's eyes darkened, and he was so angry that he fainted directly.
I put him on the ground and then discussed it with Xu Ao.
"This is really an unexpected surprise!" Xu Ao looked at Ma Wenchao, who had fainted on the ground, with an excited expression on his face.
I nodded and said, "We need Cui Yingying's help at the moment, I didn't expect her to fall in love with my brother, this is indeed a surprise." ”
"Young master, let Ah Chao Ma take down Cui Yingying, and be Cui Dafu's son-in-law. When the time comes, hehe-he-with the relationship between Ah Chao, Cui Dafu will definitely come out of the mountain to help you!" Xu Ao said with a smile.
"Nope. I shook my head and said, "I won't take my brother's lifelong happiness to help me do this." But—"
I smiled and said, "Let Brother Chao show off his beautiful man's tricks, it's okay to ask Cui Yingying for help." ”
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