Since Zhuge Haoran was admitted to a key high school to live in the school, He Rulan has been a lot easier, the original family is a local student who does not need to live in the school, but Zhuge Haoran wants to learn from his sister He Xiaonan and exercise his self-care ability in advance, He Rulan has to let him go!

In this way, He Rulan is often the only one left in the family, and it really made her a little unaccustomed at first, Zhuge Huaizhi was not at home at the next station to inspect the work, He Rulan felt that the house was empty, and she finally understood the meaning of the empty nester, although she was not old.

However, soon He Rulan adapted to this kind of life, eating in the school cafeteria at noon every day, not even having to turn on the fire, buying a pancake roll and some pickles at night, or frying an egg roll into it is a meal, He Rulan often ridiculed herself, such a day to save money and lose weight, killing two birds with one stone.

It's another ordinary weekend, Zhuge Huaizhi came back from the inspection of the construction at the station below, passed by the gate of the railway hospital, and saw Fu Tun's sister-in-law selling pig's head meat again, don't you say that you haven't eaten for a long time, but you still want to panic!

He Rulan usually doesn't let Zhuge Huaizhi eat pig's head meat, "Look at the high blood lipids on your physical examination report, you eat pig's head meat!"

Besides, I'm a few tenths of a dozen years older than normal, and I'm in my forties, can I still meet all the indicators like young people?"

Zhuge Huaizhi shouted angrily, "Lao He, you are a teacher with an occupational disease, and you are used to managing students in school, and you always want to take care of me when you return home!"

"It's right to take care of you! If I don't be strict with you, your health will be doomed long ago!" He Rulan deliberately sang against Zhuge Huaizhi, she just liked to see him anxious, and he was exactly the same as when he was young!

"Next time, I'll buy a pound of pig's head meat outside, and I'll come back after eating!

This was a few months ago, and I came back a little early today, and Fu Tun's sister-in-law seemed to have just come out of the stall, Zhuge Huaizhi hurriedly walked over, "Sister-in-law, come with a piece of pig's head meat, the kind with a pig's mouth!"

"Okay!" the sister-in-law asked while weighing the pig's head, "Do you want to cut it?"

"Cut it! I'll go home and do it! Oh, sister-in-law, I've been eating your pig's head meat for more than ten years, and the taste is really good, sometimes you come back late, and you have closed the stall!" Zhuge Huaizhi swallowed his saliva secretly.

In fact, I don't want to do it for a long time, I can't do it anymore when I'm old, but these old customers often come to my house, saying that if I don't eat for a day, I want to panic, and I can't help it, so I will insist on it for another two years, and when I have grandchildren, I really can't do it!"

"Then do you have a successor to this craft?" Zhuge Huaizhi was a little curious.

"None of the children are learning, it seems that they are going to be lost!" the sister-in-law shook her head helplessly.

"That's a pity! I'll have to eat two more times, or I'll find you when I want to?"

"Haha!" the sister-in-law smiled happily.

Zhuge Huaizhi walked home slowly with the cut pork head meat, I heard that Zhuge Haoran participated in the school's Olympiad class, and followed the teacher to Jinan for training this weekend, it seems that only the old couple spent the weekend.

Zhuge Huaizhi was suddenly interested, opened the refrigerator and searched for a long time, and finally found a can of leftover beer from summer in the corner, and took advantage of He Rulan's not yet getting off work, fried two plates of appetizers, brushed two wine glasses, and just finished the dinner table, He Rulan opened the door and came in.

"Yo! The sun is coming out in the west? I'm back so early today! I said how I smelled the smell of sour and hot shredded potatoes in the hallway. He Rulan was happy, changed her shoes and washed her hands, and sat down to prepare for dinner.

"Okay, I'm buying pig's head meat again!" He Rulan said angrily, joking half-truthfully, "For your harder sake, I'll let you eat it once today, and I will wait until next year to eat it next time!"

"Thank you, Lord Longen!" Zhuge Huaizhi poured beer for his daughter-in-law with a hippie smile, and this small can of beer was poured exactly two cups, one cup per person.

"Come on, for this rare and clean weekend, let's toast!"

"Poof!" He Rulan almost choked on the wine, "It's not in shape!"

After a glass of beer, Zhuge Huaizhi's face was as red as a purple eggplant, which provoked He Rulan to nag again, "Look at you, half a can of beer is drunk like this, no wonder you don't usually drink, you don't have the qualifications to drink!"

"I'm just blushing, I'm not drunk! I'm going to put on a show for you later!"

"Poof!" He Rulan almost choked again!"I think you must have drunk too much! It's starting to be abnormal! After eating, you hurry up and lie down on the sofa for a while, I'll wash the dishes, I don't want to see you drink too much and shake your hands and smash the bowl!"

Zhuge Huaizhi just didn't want to wash the dishes, so he took the opportunity to pretend to be drunk and lay on the sofa, and when He Rulan cleaned up and wiped her hands and walked over, Zhuge Huaizhi was looking at her with blazing eyes.

"Come on, daughter-in-law, sit on the couch, I'm going to put on a show!"

He Rulan had no choice but to sit on the sofa and watch him perform, only to see Zhuge Huaizhi walk to the TV, turn his voice to the minimum, and clear his throat.

"This is when I went to secondary school in Jinan, I went out shopping on a weekend, in Baotu Spring Park, I listened to an actor say a piece of Shandong Kuaishu on the spot, I wrote it down after listening to it, went back to practice once, the school art performance, I performed this show on behalf of the class, and won the second prize!"

"You haven't performed in so many years, I don't believe you haven't forgotten!" He Rulan covered her mouth and smiled.

"Then I'm going to get started!"

"There was a bell, a bell, a bell, the northwest sky thundered, and a new daughter-in-law started crying! What was she crying about? It turned out that there was a violent storm just now, and the walls of the new daughter-in-law's house collapsed, killing people and livestock.

"I don't know!" He Rulan was amused by Zhuge Huaizhi's funny voice.

"Her father-in-law was stoned to death in the east room, her mother-in-law was stoned to death in the hall, her husband was stoned to death in the west room, and her sister-in-law was stoned to death in the south room. The watchdog was stoned to death at the gate, the old sow in the pigsty, the lame donkey in the donkey barn, and the cow calf in the cow trough. Do you say, "Do you weep first or do you cry first?"

He Rulan shook her head and held back a smile.

"Alas, don't say it, the little daughter-in-law really has a way, she thought, I'll even cry with the livestock! She cried! The bell rang, the bell rang, the bell cried my father-in-law's dog, the little aunt and the cow calf, the cried my husband's lame donkey, and the old sow of my mother-in-law!" Zhuge Huaizhi learned a stupid little daughter-in-law vividly.

He Rulan rolled on the sofa holding her stomach, and tears of laughter came out.

"How's it going? This is the famous Shandong Kuaishu! I'm not bragging, am I?"

Zhuge Huaizhi looked at the watch on the wall, it was almost nine o'clock, and he came over with a hippie smile!

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Chapter 140: Shandong Kuaishu