Chapter 1 Urine Testing
There are two flowers, one on each branch.
Let's say that on a certain national highway in the central city of Dian Prefecture, a seven-seater commercial vehicle is blocked in the sea of cars like a swimming dragon, and it is in a dilemma.
Wu Li, who was sitting in the driver's seat, leaned his elbow against the open window, holding a cigarette in his hand, but he was in no mood to smoke it at all, and the expression on his face was like a tuo hot xiang......
"Your father, can't you go!" He shook his legs for a long time, and finally couldn't help but hold on to the horn, and at the same time as the long whistle sounded, he also scolded in the carriage: "Hurry up, bastard!"
"Noisy NM Ka! Do you really think you are a Dutch society Ka?" The people of the surrounding Dian Mansion naturally greeted him in the cloud-spoken Daxia language for the first time.
"Ahh
"Leave the president, leave the president, calm down, leave the president......" Yu Yangxu's face was tired at the moment, obviously this kind of thing didn't know how many times it had happened, and his voice was a little hoarse.
"How can this make me calm?!" Wu Li directly shook his arms, danced in the driver's seat, and said: "We have been stuck in this place for two hours!
He looked at the long dragon outside the car with a hideous face, and looked up to the sky and shouted: "How can there be so many people~~~!"
"Now you know you regret it, right?" The serious behind the driver's seat rolled down the window and took a deep breath of the icy winter cold, which by the way, also alleviated the "lack of oxygen" environment in the car.
"What's the 'I have a good idea'...... It's a terrible thing to say, but I couldn't stand it as soon as I got on the road. ”
Obviously, the "good idea" that Wu Li said was a self-driving trip.
After everything was done, he mentioned this idea to everyone, saying that he was overworked in the past few days, and it was time to relax on the way home for the New Year, anyway, there was still about half a month before the New Year, and these times were enough for them to drive back.
A group of people also think that he has a little bit of truth, it just happens to be the end of the year again, it's time to give yourself a few vacations, and you can still play while walking on the road, which is indeed a beautiful thing for them to be a "high-risk occupation" that walks on the edge of life and death every day, so many people have accepted it.
But I don't want to...... Less than ten minutes after entering the national highway, they encountered a long traffic jam and have been blocked until now.
Wu Li quickly turned his head after hearing this, and shouted at the throat: "Who knew that you would be blocked like this when you just got on the road?
Serious eyes glanced slightly at the seat under his buttocks, and replied, "Didn't I sit stupidly for two hours?"
Wu Li was stunned to death on the spot, his lips were closed for a long time, and he couldn't say a word......
"Heaven is especially resentful......," Yan Yan behind the co-pilot looked out of the window sleepily and whispered, "You can't live if you do your own evil." ”
"A minor who can't drive, it's really easy to talk......" Wu Li looked at him with empty eyes, and the yin and yang became angry.
Yan Yan just threw him a roll of the eyes, and he didn't have to open his mouth to deal with him.
Zeng Hao suddenly poked his head out of the back seat and said to Wu Li: "Mr. Li, why don't we go down and smoke a cigarette?"
"Okay, it's a bitter ...... to smoke here," he said, he opened the car door and walked down, Zeng Hao also ripped open the sliding door on the side, and got out of the car with Serious.
Yu Yangxu sat in the driver's seat, turned his head and smiled at Yan Yan and said, "Isn't this thing already bitter when you smoke it?"
"Hah~" Yan Yan yawned, rubbed his eyes and replied in a low voice: "How can the brain circuits of smokers be compared with our normal people?"
"Makes sense......" Yu Yangxu turned around, and Yan Xiangyi and other women who happened to see the car behind him in the rearview mirror also got out of the car.
The girls in the back are more comfortable, they rent a high-end car, in terms of comfort, it is definitely not comparable to this kind of business car.
However, no matter how comfortable the seat is, the butt will still hurt after sitting for a long time, so after seeing Wu Li and the others get out of the car, they also got out of the car to move their bodies.
And one more point...... Zhu Qing's addiction to cigarettes is also committed.
The other two ladies didn't smoke, so she endured it all the way, and finally found an opportunity to get out of the car and have a good time.
It's also strange to say, she would definitely not get involved in such a thing as a "self-driving trip", let alone that this was Wu Li's idea.
Can...... When Ji Zitong pulled her away and whispered a few words, she came over with a red face and said that she wanted to join.
Wu Li is also a second monk who is confused, but he can't refuse on the spot, right?
As long as she doesn't hit anyone halfway...... It's easy to say anything.
After Zhu Qingxun got out of the car, when he took out a lady's cigarette and put it in his mouth, he walked to Wu Li's side and stretched out his hand.
"What are you doing?" Wu Li was rolling his eyes like an addict at this time, enjoying the feeling of smoke pouring into his lungs, and when he saw her action, he was stunned at that time.
"Lightning. Zhu Qingxun said with a cold face.
"Aren't you yourself?" Wu Li said he was very confused.
"Your skin is itchy, aren't you?" Zhu Qingxun's face instantly turned colder.
"Give it, give it!" Wu Li threw the kerosene lighter over with a disgusted face, and turned his face away and muttered: "Why is this tone getting more and more wrong......
After taking over the lighter, Zhu Qingxun snorted lightly, shook his hand and opened the lid in a fancy way, lit the flame by the way, lightly pursed his red lips and lit a cigarette, and then a thick white smoke bulged out from the gap between his lips.
Most women who smoke have a kind of marketability, but she is the kind of short-haired mature woman who is rare and smokes to increase her charm.
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It's good-looking, and you can really do whatever you want.
Easily put the lighter into the pocket of the big red tunic windbreaker, Zhu Qingyun's shadow moved horizontally, and gently leaned on the crash barrier on the side of the road, and for a while, the slender V-neck T-shirt inside gushed out a burst of peaks and peaks.
Wu Li silently looked at the hand she put in her pocket, raised her head with a light sigh, and said suspiciously: "I said sister...... Aren't you cold?"
"Uh~ If it weren't for the fear of causing a commotion...... Zhu Qingxun spit out a puff of smoke, crossed his eyes and said lightly: "It's no problem for me to wear a bikini here, don't talk about me...... These two are okay, are you also blocking your brain in the traffic jam? We are capable people!"
Yan Xiangyi and Ye Han both waved their hands, "Don't mind, it's too shameful to wear a bikini on the road." ”
Zhu Qingxun hooked his mouth and smiled, "I'm just kidding, and you...... Can you pull your hand out of my pocket?"
Wu Li's body suddenly stiffened, and his posture of leaning forward suddenly couldn't advance or retreat, and he paused awkwardly in front of Zheng and Zeng Hao.
Then he was ruthless and pulled his hand back suddenly, but he was grabbed by Zhu Qingxuan in the middle of the road.
"Wow!
"I'm the ...... Ming" Zhu Qingxun narrowed his eyes and smiled, and the strength in his hand suddenly increased, "How are you doing?!"
"I was wrong, I was wrong!" Wu Li knelt on the spot, covered his clenched wrist, and grinned in pain, "Ahhh
"Hmph!" Zhu Qingxuan shook off his hand, and the clamshell lighter naturally fell into her pocket again.
"You wait...... Wu Li is also aware of current affairs, so he hid back to Zeng Hao's side directly, and cursed in a low voice between the two of them: "Lao Tzu will definitely find an opportunity to strip you naked and throw it on the road!"
Zhu Qingxun must have heard it, but he didn't bird him, just leisurely enjoyed the lady's cigarette.
As for Zheng and Zeng Hao, who were sandwiched between the two, they were already about to suffocate their internal injuries, and the appearance of covering their stomachs and their faces full of iron was like gastrointestinal discomfort......
"Those few over there! Yes, what about you!" At this time, suddenly several policemen wearing reflective suits came from the front, pointed at Wuli and shouted a few times.
The policeman who was the head walked directly in front of Wu Li and saluted, saying, "Hello, please show your ID." ”
"Huh~" Wu Li took out his documents from the inner pocket of his coat and handed them over.
After looking at it for a while, the police took out a mobile phone-like object and fiddled with it, comparing the documents with the content on the screen from time to time, and asked at the same time: "Have you been punished before?"
"Uh......" Wu Li was really stunned for a moment after hearing this.
What happened in Yangcheng...... Did Ji Zitong press me down?
Fortunately, without him answering anything, the police comrade turned away slightly, raised his hand to the front of the convoy and said, "Please come over and cooperate with us to do a urine test." ”