Chapter 72 NO.1?

Of course, Zhang Liang, who had already rushed away, would have disappeared without a trace.

What is Zhang Liang here to do? He's here to pretend to be forced.

Today's force, pretending to be very comfortable!

Gee.

Life is so simple.

......

Running all the way.

Zhang Liang's heart has long been happy.

"Bang!" a loud bang came from the front of Zhang Liang's car.

Then, a middle-aged woman fell to the ground.

Then, a neatly dressed uncle next to him began to cry.

This.....

Zhang Liang got out of the car and looked at the woman who fell to the ground, with some scars on her face, and then a little red appeared at the corners of her mouth.

Uh, well, looking at this posture, Zhang Liang didn't know if it was blood, anyway, it was that kind of red thing.

"Boy, you lost money, you lost money, you actually killed my wife!" the middle-aged uncle looked at Zhang Liang and cried.

This voice, not to mention how sad it is.

Hey, no way.

Zhang Liang looked at the woman lying on the ground and the uncle next to him, unhurriedly took out a Lan Jiao and slowly lit it, took a sharp breath, and then spit out a smoke ring.

"Touching porcelain?"

"Please, can you come up with some new ideas?"

Have you ever watched "The Self-cultivation of Actors"?

THE SPEED OF ZHANG LIANG'S CAR JUST NOW HAS REACHED AT LEAST 180KM/H, ACCORDING TO THE LAW OF GRAVITY OF THE EARTH, THERE IS ALSO THE LAW OF GRAVITATION OR THE LAW OF INERTIA, ANYWAY, IT IS THOSE MISCELLANEOUS LAWS.

Who called Zhang Liang who didn't study physics well when he was in school before?

Now I can't even tell what this law is called!

In such a fast-moving environment, shouldn't a person be running more than ten meters away after being hit by a car?

Have you seen a documentary?

When the plane takes off and lands, a small bird hitting the plane can leave a deep imprint, and then then, the bird will definitely break down.

Looking at his Lamborghini, there was no trace on it.

Belch.

Don't tell Zhang Liang that his Lamborghini is even better than an airplane.

"You... Boy, what are you talking about?, are we touching porcelain?" the middle-aged man stood up and looked at Zhang Liang and said.

"No, I didn't say you touched porcelain!" Zhang Liang said with a smile.

"Uncle, your acting skills are very exaggerated, but you can't take a snack?

"You.... Boy, do you think I'm pretending?"

"No, I didn't say you pretended, I just said that you acted fake, why didn't you bring some eye drops when you cried?"

"You... What do you say, stinky boy?"

"It's over, it's not good for you to play a normal person?

"You.. You... You..."

"That's not how you stutter!"

"Old.... Husband.... Help me!"

As soon as Zhang Liang finished speaking, the middle-aged woman lying on the ground actually spoke, and then a lot of blood flowed out of the corners of her mouth, and then made a posture of whimpering.

Nima's.

This.... Ghost upper body?

Hey.

Of course not.

"Sister, your routine is wrong!

After Zhang Liang finished speaking, he took out a bottle of mineral spring book, then opened it and drank it, touched his chest, and then made a very uncomfortable feeling, and then a large mouthful of mineral water squirted out directly, and it was spiral!

This... The feeling of slippery is cool and crooked.

"See, it should be like this when you are bumped into"

"Uh..."

"Poof!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's just poof, it must be poof, only in this way can the effect be achieved, so what big sister, have you seen the self-cultivation of actors?"

"Nope!"

"Oh. Then you must buy a copy and take a look, and you will be able to learn something like porcelain when the time comes!"

"Poof..."

"What's that, husband, we're here to touch porcelain?"

The middle-aged woman stood up and looked at the middle-aged man next to her with a confused expression.

The middle-aged man smiled.

Looking at Zhang Liang, a pair of eyes had already exuded bursts of coldness.

"Hey, yes, yes, that's what it feels like, a proper 100 percent, you know? Killers just have to feel like this, buddy, you're a typical killer, it's really a waste to play porcelain. ”

β€œWHAT?”

"What did you say?"

The middle-aged man and the middle-aged woman looked at each other, as if they were confused.

"Routines, routines, everything is routines, big guy, I said that I recommend you to watch the self-cultivation of actors, but you just don't listen to me. ”

"I didn't buy this book!"

"Are you stupid?

Tsk, no culture, it's terrible.

"You.... ”

"What am I?"

"Shame on you!"

"Big brother, my teeth are very white, I just brushed my teeth in the morning, remember to brush my teeth must use the blue sky six must be treated, eat Ma Ma fragrant, teeth are white and translucent!"

"You...."

"What am I?"

"You stupid fork!"

"Uh, you're a killer!"

"That's right, we're killers!"

"Haha, let's see! I just said that you are killers, how good it is to be a killer? Why do you come to acting? It's terrible to be uneducated!"

"Shut up, boy, we're top students at Beijing University!"

"What major?"

"Acting professional.... Bah, don't trick me!" The man looked at Zhang Liang and said.

"Bah, you're still a top student at this level?"

"You... You... You..."

"Big guy, you straighten your tongue and say, you're still a high-achieving student, get out!" Zhang Liang looked at the man and said.

"You..."

"Husband, don't talk nonsense with him!" the middle-aged woman next to her touched her waist and said hostile to Zhang Liang.

"Hey, yes, yes, yes, that's the look in my eyes, I'll just say, be honest, why are you a killer pretending to be a young woman?

"Hmm. A must!"

β€œNND。 How did you meet such a scoundrel today, I knew that I had to add money from the Zhao family to do it!"

"Zhao family, hehe! My men are just defeated!"

"Boy, don't talk big, we are professional in killing people!"

"Husband, don't talk nonsense with him. ”

After the woman finished speaking, she quickly sent out three darts from behind her and shot at Zhang Liang.

The woman is the No.1 in the darts world, and when the darts come out, they will definitely see blood and seal their throats.

"Ahh Poof!"

"The kid knows how powerful the old lady is, back then, Bai Xiaosheng's weapons were ranked, and my darts were ranked first!"

"My wife is amazing. I knew you were number one!"

"You.... You guys... Poof!" Zhang Liang touched his chest and made a strange expression, then spit out a sip of mineral water.

"What?

"Shouldn't you vomit blood?" said the middle-aged woman as she looked at Zhang Liang.

Her darts were coated with poison, and when she saw blood sealing her throat, under normal circumstances, Zhang Liang should have vomited blood.

However, Zhang Liang actually vomited mineral water.

This... It's just going against the sky.

Husband, what's wrong with him?

How do I think he's a bit out of the box?

"You... You guys actually.... Dare to murder me!" After speaking, Zhang Liang fell to the ground.

"Haha, my wife is dead, your darts are really NO.1!" The man said with a smile.