Captain Rogers dumped the blame on Jack for the simple reason that Thor's guardian is you, and as a guardian you have an obligation to deal with the mess he provoked. Just like the dog owner did not tie the dog leash, resulting in the dog biting the person, this must be the sole responsibility of the dog owner.

Because you can't just kill and bite Alaska, even if you kill and sell dog meat, it's not enough to lose money to vaccinate others! So, remember to put a leash on your dog so that they can come out for a walk, otherwise who knows what kind of basket they will poke out for you.

Li Jie now regrets not tying Thor a leash, but then again, where could he get a leash that could tie Thor?

Unless you can get the same thing as the lasso of lies in the heroine's hand in "Beautiful Woman" starring Gal Gadot.

When Lee Jay finds Thor, a salted fish is lying comfortably on the couch watching the new season of Hell's Kitchen. World-famous British chef Gordon Ramsay is showing off his amazing "linguistic talent" on TV: "You XXXXX, do you know XXX can't XXXXX." My grandmother's golden retrievers are better than your XXXX. If you don't have XXXX in your brain, then please sober up,?!"

The post-production of Fox TV is also hard, and the show needs the whole section to be a BBB sound, but it also needs to give everyone a rough idea of what Gordon is talking about.

The god of salted fish is lying on the couch while watching Gordon Ramsay's dirty talk instructional video while eating a mixture of creamy chocolate and caramel flavored popcorn.

"Hahahaha! These idiots can't even fry scallops well, it's hopeless. You say if there were restaurants that sold seafood and hired them to be chefs, would those restaurants go out of business?" Thor threw popcorn into his mouth, gloating at the poor suffering guys on TV.

"And those idiots, why do you make rosemary chicken thigh steak and the chicken thighs are not fully cooked? Don't they know that eating raw chicken can easily make people have diarrhea? If the restaurant has diarrhea, then you can just close the door. ”

"By the way, don't you have a restaurant, do you make this kind of raw food for your guests?" Thor didn't get up when he saw Li Jie come in, he just lay comfortably on the sofa and ate popcorn and said these words.

Li Jie grabbed the large bucket of popcorn that Thor had placed on his belly, then grabbed a handful and threw it into his mouth. After chewing, he said, "My family has a Chinese restaurant." Chinese restaurants do not serve half-cooked food. Except for a small number of cold dishes, all dishes are cooked at high temperatures and thoroughly cooked before being served. ”

"Oh, don't you sell sashimi?" Thor stuffed himself with another mouthful of popcorn.

"Unless it's a Cantonese restaurant that sometimes sells sea bream sashimi, other Chinese restaurants rarely eat raw food. Of course, there are also some Yunnan and Guizhou dishes that are also eaten raw. In addition, most of the restaurants that sell sashimi today are oriental restaurants. Sashimi, sushi or something. Li Jie rolled his eyes and told Thor that oriental food and Chinese food are different.

"Well, I thought it was the same. After all, they all eat with chopsticks. Thor spread his hands when he heard Li Jie's statement, and then snatched the popcorn coness back and continued to put them on the exposed belly of his back.

Li Jie clapped his hands, slapped the crumbs left by eating popcorn on his hands, and said, "Tell me, Thor." ”

"Say what?"

"Why are you fighting T'Challa? I've heard what Captain Rogers said. You helped Orolo the Stormgirl out, and then beat T'Challa. I heard that he was beaten badly by you. This incident has made the king of Wakanda, T'Chaka, very unhappy. He even interrogated the Earth Federation and Tuvalu. ”

"Didn't I beat him!" Hearing what Li Jie said, Thor immediately rolled over, flexible like Sammo Hung in his twenties.

Li Jie raised his eyebrows: "So what's going on?"

Thor patted the couch and said, "I received a summons from Aurolo that day, and I just met with her. ”

"Aren't you afraid of death? Do you know that you are now in the Purgatory Shura Field? and dare to provoke a mutant with a lightning storm? Do you think that there is a lack of thunderstorm in hell?" Li Jie looked at Thor incredulously: "Or do you really think that you can deceive people for a lifetime with your identity as a dragon hero?"

"I know, I know, I know it's troublesome, that's why I responded to Aurolo's arraignment. "You don't know that the scale of the photographs she's been sending me lately is getting bigger and bigger. So I'm worried. ”

"Worried?"

"yes, I'm worried that if I forget my phone one day, and Sif sees these pictures, I'll be miserable. ”

"Didn't you delete the photos?"

"Huh, can I still delete my phone photos?"

Li Jie: "...... I'm sorry, I was wrong. You continue. ”

Thor shrugged: "Because I don't think it's the way to go on like this, that's why I responded to Aurolo's summons." She wanted to meet me. I thought it would be better to meet her and convince her not to pester me in the future. You know how much trouble I have now, how hard I live. ”

Li Jie looked at the sofa under Thor that was a little deformed by his weight, and the 50oz vat of popcorn, and the 60-inch LCD TV playing "Hell's Kitchen". Li Jie said thoughtfully: "Yes, it's really hard. ”

"Yes, it's really hard. That's why I'm going to take a stand. I went to Aurolo to tell her not to send me those pictures in the future. It's easy to get me out of luck. Thor said.

"I had a long conversation with her at the time, and I don't want to say anything specifically, it's my personal privacy. Then I managed to convince her that we couldn't do it. ”

Li Jie touched his chin, does Thor have such good eloquence?

"Then we turned the conversation back to the more normal direction, Aurolo is a mutant with lightning and storm abilities. And my priesthood is also thunder and storm. Compared to my abilities, Aurolo's abilities are not worth mentioning. So she wanted to ask me about Thunder's handling and abilities. Thor is right when he says this, there are few people who can compare to him in terms of the control of Thunder's abilities, and of course Odin can't be counted.

"I just wanted to show her the right way to use the Thunder. But who knew that the black boy (T'Challa) was there at the time, and he was still hiding in the shadows, and he was wearing metal ornaments!" Thor stroked his forehead helplessly.

"You know how much lightning likes metals that are conductive. I was just about to release something like ball lightning. Guess who that ball lightning hit?"

Li Jie also stroked his forehead helplessly, does this still need to be asked? Who else can there be besides T'Challa.

"But T'Challa is a good fortune teller, and he's not dead. But his father was angry. I think maybe I should go over and apologize?" asked Li Jie, looking at Thor.