Chapter 7 Wonderful Exercises

"What, aren't you satisfied?" the old man in white blew his beard and glared at him, imposing.

"Satisfied, satisfied", seeing that the old man seemed to be really angry, Lin Xuan hurriedly said with a smile on his face, "Look, you also said, I have to choose one that suits me, and I'll choose it when you've introduced all of ......."

"Okay, count you kid acquaintance, then I'll tell you about this invincible bastard fart!" As he spoke, there was a hint of cunning in the old man's eyes.

"This exercise is extremely powerful, and it can condense the force of the whole body into a divine fart. As for this god fart, it is divided into three levels. ”

Speaking of this, the old man peeked at Lin Xuan's expression, and after seeing that there was nothing unusual about him, he continued, "If you can practice to become the first level, as soon as the god fart comes out, the earth will be shocked, and the house will collapse. ”

"What about the second level?" Hearing that the first weight was so powerful, Lin Xuan asked curiously.

"If you practice this second level, as soon as the god fart comes out, you can stop the river and cut off the water, if you practice the most powerful third level, hehe, your fart can even collapse the mountains. ”

Just when Lin Xuan was stunned as he imagined the scene described by the old man, the old man added in a low voice, "Even if you choose him, you won't be able to take off your open crotch pants in your life!"

Hearing this, Lin Xuan's whole body was agitated, and he immediately came back to his senses.

"That'...... , what about the last one?" Lin Xuan asked curiously. To be honest, the first two exercises were good, but Lin Xuan was not very satisfied.

Take the first turtle shell magic skill as an example, I want me Lin Xuan to be a dignified eight-foot man, and a turtle shell appears on the back of the work, how awkward do you think! Dude doesn't have a girlfriend yet, okay......

As for that bastard fart, it's even more unbearable! Just hearing the name is not elegant enough, okay, it's powerful, but once you practice it, if you don't want to run around in open crotch pants all day long, every time you do it with someone, you can only take off your pants first, this Nima is too obscene!

Seeing that Lin Xuan didn't seem to have the slightest interest in this invincible bastard, the old man in white showed a look of disappointment in his eyes.

This miraculous skill was created by the old man in endless years, and it is the most powerful exercise, but it has been ten thousand years since it was created, and no one has practiced it.

"Okay, then I'll tell you about this Qiankun Strength Trick again, if this doesn't work again, you can leave on your own!"

Seeing the old man's lonely expression, Lin Xuan was also a little unbearable, if it weren't for the fact that the first two exercises were too obscene, he really wanted to practice.

"Qiankun is divided into nine layers, each gravity is doubled, practice to the ninth, a punch is thrown, there is a power of ten thousand, although it is not comparable to the mixed fart, but its power should not be underestimated. ”

Obviously, the old man still didn't give up, Lin Xuan could hear it, and the old man mentioned Lin Xuan from time to time in his words, if he wanted to learn powerful exercises, the first choice had to be the mixed yuan fart.

"This ...... Not bad!"

Lin Xuan immediately made a decision in his heart, although the power of the Qiankun Strength Technique was worse than that of the Mixed Yuan Fart, if he didn't practice it, he would be able to punch out about a hundred catties of strength with one punch.

Once this skill is practiced to the fullest, when fighting with others, by surprise, the strength is superimposed several times, and the duel can give the opponent a big surprise.

I believe that under the blow of Wan Jun's great strength, no matter what level of master the other party is, he will definitely be able to make the other party drink a pot.

Thinking of this, Lin Xuan happily flipped through the last exercise, "Qiankun Strength Technique".

After the exercise was chosen, the figure of the old man in white gradually faded until he completely disappeared into this space. Lin Xuan was left alone, sitting cross-legged on the ground, concentrating on the exercises.

This "Qiankun Strength Technique" is difficult to say, if you want to practice to the ninth layer, there are not ten or eight years, and most people don't even think about it.

But it's simple and simple, Lin Xuan just followed the story in the book, and walked the force of his whole body according to the luck path mentioned in the first layer of exercises, and actually practiced it without any shackles.

Experiencing the power of the first weight of the "Qiankun Strength Technique", Lin Xuan clenched his fists and looked around excitedly.

"Find something to test the power of your first great power. ”

A black shadow suddenly appeared, facing Lin Xuan's face is a punch, Lin Xuan did not hesitate to meet the punch, and the black shadow disappeared.

"What the hell is this?"

Just when Lin Xuan was wondering, the black shadow appeared on Lin Xuan's left side again and kicked Lin Xuan's ass.

"Ouch, it hurts!"

If it weren't for absorbing an energy primordial stone and practicing the first Qiankun Strength Technique, Lin Xuan's body would be a lot stronger, and with Lin Xuan's small body, even if he didn't fall apart, he would definitely lie on the ground and couldn't get up.

Knowing the other party's strength, Lin Xuan obviously became much more cautious, and he didn't have the pampering when he had just practiced the first Qiankun Strength Technique.

Seeing this, the old man in white, who was secretly observing, nodded slightly, "Grandson, I hope you will live a few more days and don't let grandpa down!"

The black shadow was extremely fast, flickering forward and backward, flickering left and right, making Lin Xuan's head bigger, leaving footprints of black shadows everywhere on his shoulders, buttocks, thighs, and forearms.

Even the black shadow used a flirtatious leg, almost letting Lin Xuan beat him with chickens and eggs, and turned him into a contemporary little eunuch.

Thinking of the thrill of that kick just now, Lin Xuan felt a pain in the egg, "Nima, where did this black shadow come from, it's too damaged, don't bring such a playful person!"

Lin Xuan fought with the black shadow for more than a hundred rounds, to be precise, he was beaten for more than a hundred rounds, until he was beaten into an egg and lay motionless on the ground.

You read that right, it's just to pose in the shape of an egg, protect your head with your hands, fold your legs, protect your lower abdomen, and leave only the back with the most meat and your ass for the black shadow to beat.

I don't know how long I was beaten, a white contiguous line crossed, and Lin Xuan's whole person returned to the grove just now.

"Young man, wake up, wake up, hey, are you okay!" Looking at Lin Xuan's strange appearance, several people dressed as forest rangers kicked with their feet in confusion.

"Hiss, it hurts!" After taking a long breath, Lin Xuan rolled forward and stood up.

"What are you doing, what's going on around here?" asked a ranger, gesturing to the destroyed trees around him.

"I don't know what's going on, it's really not my ......", looking at the miserable situation around him, Lin Xuan explained with embarrassment on his face, fortunately, now that it was dark, no one could see Lin Xuan's embarrassment.

"Of course we know that you didn't do it, do you have the ability to do this! Just these holes, at a glance, which rich second generation has come to practice guns again, did you just see any suspicious people?"

The other ranger said with a disdainful look on his face, in his opinion, even if Lin Xuan was exhausted, he would not be able to cause such a big damage.

"No, there is no ......", Lin Xuan responded hesitantly, and when he saw that a few people no longer paid attention to him, he hurriedly walked in the direction of home.

"It's been an afternoon, grandpa should be in a hurry, hey, where is the slug sword spirit?"