Chapter Eighty-Five: I'll Tell You a Joke!

Heavy CX zone.

The LC area is mixed.

When Xu Bai arrived at the meeting place, Yue Tianjiao took Wu Mu's thugs to eat fried rice noodles on the side of the road.

Seeing Xu Bai's dress, Yue Tianjiao almost squirted out the rice noodles in her mouth.

"Didn't take any medicine before you came out?"

Yue Tianjiao's ability to resist blows is quite strong, and she was so angry with Xu Bai that she almost committed suicide by wiping her neck in the afternoon, and now she has adjusted her mentality.

"What's the matter? Brother is only twenty years old, and he is still a baby, so he can't be cute?"

Xu Bai put on the hat hanging behind his head, and Pikachu's two ears were on his shoulders, and then he tilted his head slightly and gestured a scissor hand next to his head.

Yue Tianjiao was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and continued to eat fried rice noodles.

The eight members of the Wumu team, although they still didn't have a good face for Xu Bai, they didn't make a sound of ridicule.

This bastard has good facial features, and doing this cute action can really touch the girl's heart.

"Boss, bring me a bowl of fried rice noodles too!" Xu Bai shouted.

"Okay! five minutes is fine!" the boss replied.

The two girls at the table next to them ran over: "Handsome guy, can you add a contact information?"

Xu Bai glanced back and scolded: "At first glance, you are a high school student, if you don't go home at night, just eat fried rice noodles, and hook up with handsome guys? If you don't study well at a young age, is it easy for your parents to provide you with school? If you don't study hard, how can you be worthy of your parents' nurturing grace?"

After Xu Bai's education, the two girls ran away with guilt.

Yue Tianjiao sneered: "If these two stupid sisters weren't short and fat, would you still say that?"

Xu Baiyi said: "Yes, add a contact information, tutor them in their homework, let them be admitted to a good university, and only then will they be worthy of an excellent man like me in the future." ”

"Huh. Yue Tianjiao's eyes were full of disdain.

"Brother, your fried rice noodles are ready. ”

The one who brought fried rice noodles to Xu Bai should be the boss's son, obedient, wearing glasses, and not very old, so he looks like a good student.

Xu Bai took out a pair of chopsticks from the chopstick basket, and was about to start eating, when the young man sat next to Xu Bai.

"Brother, three hundred meters away, there are three buildings in Jiafu Community, three houses on the third floor, a total of nine people, and thirteen more, in the fourth and fifth buildings, all of which are on the third floor, and the three houses are also rented. ”

"Six black men, two women and four men, disguised as two couples and brothers, four whites, all men, have been working in the garage for a week. ”

"There are twelve left, five men and seven women, all of them are yellow-skinned, and the gang analyzes, three are Baga, two are shemales, and the remaining two should be from the northeast. As for the five men, two of them are mallets, three are uncertain, and it is estimated that there is also a local, and there is one horse in the Chongcheng dialect......"

Xu Bai was really shocked.

This kid is actually an iron wolf?

"High school students?"

"Brother, I'm in my third year of high school, and I'm going to take the college entrance examination next month. The boy replied with a smile.

"Did the grades get good?"

"Kyoto University doesn't dare to say that it is in the top ten of the grade, but the Blue Bird Beiyan is absolutely stable, and if you play extraordinary, you can also go abroad. The boy looked a little proud.

Xu Bai patted the young man on the shoulder and encouraged: "Work hard, I'm not afraid of gangsters having great strength these days, I'm afraid that gangsters are educated, you are a good student and a gangster, the road is wider and more popular." ”

"Thank you brother for your encouragement, I've already recorded, and the boss will definitely reuse me when I go back!"

The boy happily ran away.

Xu Bai smacked his lips: "The current child is really ...... It's promising!"

"Aren't you afraid that he will be a scum in the future, and he will be more destructive than those stupid people?" asked Yue Tianjiao.

Xu Bai shook his head: "He is a school bully, but he is often bullied by his classmates, he doesn't want to be bullied forever, so he mixed up with the iron wolf, the purpose is not to bully others, just to ensure that he is not bullied." ”

"How do you tell?"

"That's how the plot is usually written. ”

Yue Tianjiao: "......"

Xu Bai gulped down rice noodles: "You also heard the situation, distribute it yourself, this time, Long Yuan won't rob you, but you can't run away." ”

"Is it true that Wu Mu is a vegetarian?" Yue Tianjiao snorted coldly: "Action." ”

The Wu Mu squad is gone.

Yue Tianjiao is gone.

Xu Bai was furious: "You don't give money? I didn't bring any money......! That boy, this meal is your filial piety, no problem, right?"

The young man grinned: "No problem, brother, do you want a bottle of beer?"

"What's so embarrassing? Snowflake, the state guests are not used to drinking. ”

"Okay!"

Eat fried rice noodles while drinking beer.

The ancients said that eating an overlord meal is a pleasure.

The seven-yuan fried rice noodles were slowly processed by Xu Bai, and he ate the feeling of high-end Western pasta.

Only eight minutes passed, and Yue Tianjiao came back.

"Are you poisoned again?" Xu Bai asked curiously when he saw that Yue Tianjiao's face was very dark.

"These guys aren't killers or mercenaries in the ordinary sense of the word, they're cheating, they're drugged. ”

"Drugs?"

"Needles, injecting unknown liquids, speed, strength, perception, explosiveness, all-round improvement. ”

"How many?"

Yue Tianjiao's face was as black as if he had smeared the ashes on the bottom of the pot: "Caught off guard, I underestimated them too much, and ran away twelve." ”

"Tut-tut......"

There were twenty-two people in total, and twelve of them ran!

"Are you Wu Mu vegetarians?" asked Xu Bai.

Yue Tianjiao's face was hot and painful, and she always felt that her face was about to swell.

Nodding with difficulty, Yue Tianjiao said, "I'll eat vegetarian ...... when I go back."

Xu Bai took out his mobile phone and dialed Du Jingan's number.

It's time for the flames to strike.

Now that these guys have already shown their whereabouts, there is naturally no possibility of letting them sink again.

Wu Mu was unreliable, but Blaze was ready.

This is Xu Bai's habitual 'eggs can't be put in one basket'.

But what Xu Bai didn't expect was that there was also an accident on Flame's side.

After two beeps, Du Jingan answered the phone, and a dignified voice came over: "Hello, this is Chongcheng Traffic Management...... The owner is suspected of drunk driving and is already in detention, so it is inconvenient to contact the outside world. ”

Smack.

The chopsticks fell to the ground along with the phone.

He turned his head in a daze and said to Yue Tianjiao, "I'll tell you a joke...... The leader of the Flame Special Operations Group, he was arrested for drunk driving!"

Drunk driving caught!

Xu Bai's scalp was about to be blown up by Xiu.

The phone hadn't hung up yet, Xu Bai picked it up, and said calmly: "It's nothing important, please lock him up and explode on the spot, if the detention time is about to end, let me know, I can provide other incriminating evidence, and continue to lock him up!"

Du Jing'an is really the soul of the flame!

Aside from him, no one knew who the other members of the Flame were on the surface, or how they were secretly contacted.

Wait a minute!

Roe deer probably knows.

Xu Bai called the roe deer.

"Hello, the phone you are calling is turned off, please ...... later"

"Hahaha!"

Xu Bai laughed three times, and his face became as black as Yue Tianjiao.

"When my brother finds you, I must beat you out of the poop!" Xu Bai roared ferociously.