Chapter 202: A mentally retarded woman is terrible
This is like an old monk with a high level of Taoism, admonishing a demon. Lan Xiruo suddenly made up the picture of Journey to the West.
Ahem, I am the Tang monk, chanting to a goblin.
Lan Xiruo could even imagine that she was wearing a robe, with a righteous face, saying "The monks are compassionate", "The monks don't speak", "Donor, you can't do this......"
And Lan Yuyan, a vixen who has done all the bad things, is trembling and lying on the ground, listening to her advice, changing her evil and returning to the right, and has since become a woman of a good family.
So, the story ended successfully, and the four masters and apprentices once again embarked on the road of learning scriptures from the west.
Applause!
Ahem, okay, calm and calm, Lan Xiruo felt that she was thinking too much.
If this Lan Yuyan can really change his evil and return to the right, it will be really scary, right?
Lan Xiruo thought about it while straightening her mentality. Well, she's going to overtake this monster. Bah, bah, it's to subdue this monster. Phew, it's not right, it's the surrender of this monster.
Lan Yuyan couldn't stand it for a long time, Nima, this Lan Xi was crooked and crooked for a long time, and she was stunned.
"Lan Xiruo, it's useless for you to say more. By the way, I told you that I will never let the prince's brother marry a side concubine. Whether it's you, or that fox spirit Huang Yingli, you don't even think about it!" Lan Yuyan crossed his waist and looked at Lan Yuyan with hostility on his face.
Tut-tut, this is treating her as a rival in love.
Lan Xiruo shrugged: "As for me, you can rest assured, I'm not interested in sharing a bed with your dear prince brother, but that Huang Yingli, it's best for you not to move, be careful that Yu Tiance really turns his face with you." ”
Although Yu Tiance does not have the kind of mutual liking between men and women for Huang Yingli, he will definitely marry her. The first and most important point is that Huang Yingli is from Yueyaoguo, as long as he marries her, Rihuiguo is equivalent to having a way out. After all, marrying a woman from Yue Yaoguo's big family is equivalent to showing favor to Yue Yaoguo.
Second, Huang Yingli is beautiful enough, her body development is completely in place, compared to Lan Yuyan's still somewhat green body, Huang Yingli's maturity is what can attract Yu Tiance more.
In other words, Yu Tiance is a royal sister.
After the identification, this is how it looks.
If Lan Yuyan really didn't have the brains to move Huang Yingli, this matter might not be so simple.
With Lan Yuyan's temper, he will never leave a living mouth, but Huang Yingli is a person from Yueyaoguo, so this matter will be very troublesome.
The Huang family will never give up, and will go to the trouble of the Lan family and the trouble of the Emperor of the Rihui Kingdom. No matter what, Lan Xiruo is also the crown princess, the emperor's daughter-in-law.
If mediation fails, this may escalate from a personal conflict to a conflict between two families, or even to a national conflict. Although the Sun Hui Kingdom is strong, the Yue Yao Kingdom is not a vegetarian, and it is absolutely impossible to endure it all the time.
The two countries would then elevate the issue to a political issue and start a war. When the time comes, things won't be solved in a few words.
When Lan Xi thought of this, she suddenly became a little excited. I don't know if Lan Yuyan will really be brain-dead to that extent, but ...... Huang Yingli seemed to be a little pitiful.
Thinking of Huang Yingli's pure eyes, Lan Xiruo suddenly had a headache. If Huang Yingli has been slow to understand the world, he will definitely suffer a big loss.
But she can't teach her......
It's not a relationship problem or anything, just talk about it. The road to growth is to be completed by yourself. Other people's words are only someone else's after all.
Lan Xiruo sighed for a long time, and then looked at Lan Yuyan again.
Lan Yuyan really didn't have enough brains, and she didn't understand the stakes until now, she raised her head: "Brother Prince likes me, Huang Yingli posted it herself, even if I move her, what can she do? How could Brother Prince be willing to part with me because of another woman?"
Lan Xiruo almost clapped her hands and applauded: Nima, I've seen stupid, but I've never seen stupid like this. It's just a new level of stupidity!
Lan Xiruo feels that when measuring people's IQ in the future, it is necessary to use Lan Yuyan's IQ as the lower limit of the measure, as long as it is a little higher than Lan Yuyan's IQ, it means that there is still salvation. If it's the same as Lan Yuyan, or lower than Lan Yuyan's, you can buy a knife and break it yourself.
Nima, her IQ is low and negative, why are you still alive?
Do you start a world war like Lan Yuyan?
Don't be silly......
Lan Xiruo suddenly felt that if the Rihui Kingdom was really going into decline, it must have a close relationship with Lan Yuyan. If the emperor and Yu Tiance, the superb father and son, have not yet felt that Lan Yuyan has a problem with their IQ, then it can only be said that the father and son are also mentally retarded.
How can such a country prosper for a long time?
Lan Xiruo felt that it was necessary for him to find someone suitable to take over the emperor's seat.
In case this dog emperor is killed by herself, there must be someone who can sit on it, the country can't be without a king for a day, she doesn't want to let the country of Rihui be in chaos because of herself.
Moreover, she is not interested in being an emperor at all. Sorry, she's not that kind of person. Her ambitions are far away!
Ahem, Lan Xiruo felt that she was thinking far again. It's all to blame for this brain-dead, it's enough to make yourself think so much.
Lan Xiruo looked at Lan Yuyan's triumphant appearance, and nodded helplessly: "Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful, you are right." "Damn, this mentally retarded woman is really scary.
However, Lan Yuyan really didn't hear that Lan Xi was sarcastic about her, and thought it was a real compliment, so she was even more proud: "Now admit that I'm beautiful?"
it?
Lan Xiruo was almost going to bow and worship. Mother, why is there a woman in the world who is stupider than a pig!
Lan Yuyan cleared her throat: "Ahem, even if you praise me, I won't let you go." However, I will give you a good time, and I will kill you with a sword. As he spoke, he urged his spiritual power again.
Is this posture still going to fight?
Lan Xiruo was simply speechless.
Eldest sister, it's just a matter of urgency for your IQ, and you still have a yarn. I'm really afraid that if I make a mistake and beat you up smart, then won't I be guilty of a great crime? You won't give me money......
Lan Xiruo felt that Lan Yuyan's IQ was already the lowest and lowest level that human beings could achieve, so it was only possible to be beaten smart, and it was impossible to be stupid.
Looking at Lan Xiruo's expression of eating flies, Lan Yuyan was very proud: "Lan Xiruo, I know you're scared, it's okay, you can cry, anyway, it's okay if you die." ”
Cry?
Nima ......
Lan Xiruo scolded in her heart, she felt that her temper was so good that it exploded, Lan Yuyan was so brainless, she could still talk to her calmly. If she still has a chance to travel back, she must apply to the world for the Nobel ******!
How much courage does it take to withstand a serial bombardment of retards?
Who can do it?
Who else could there be besides her, Lan Xiruo?
She felt that she was really powerful, if she didn't beat her according to normal times, let alone holding back, she wouldn't be able to beat her! Thinking about it like this, Lan Xiruo suddenly felt that she was really great.
But Lan Yuyan didn't notice it at all.
Lan Xi Ruopi didn't smile: "Hehe, thank you, please kill me now." "Nima, this is such a waste of emotions.
Lan Xiruo took a deep breath and also urged her spiritual power: she really wanted to slap this mentally retarded to death.
There is a saying in modern times that is really right: damn mentally retarded.
When Lan Yuyan attacked, Lan Xiruo also met her, but as soon as she lowered her body, the entire ground froze, and then she stood calmly in front of her, Lan Yuyan ......
The center of gravity was unstable and fell directly and fell in front of Lan Xiruo.
"Ahh She burst into tears and her eyes were on fire.
Ahem......
"Sister, you don't have to be so polite. Even if you kill me, I don't complain, come on, I'll wait. As he spoke, Lan Xiruo closed his eyes in awe.
That's right, she just let her fight. However, this blue jade face must also be able to stand up.
This trick has been tried and tested repeatedly, and Lan Xiruo has really never seen anyone who can stand on his smooth ice.
This kind of ice surface is completely different from the ice surface in reality. There is no friction at all, let alone standing, and it is not easy to lie down.
Therefore, Lan Yuyan is now in a very embarrassed posture on the ice.
Lan Yu was angry to death, but she couldn't get up alive or dead, and she couldn't help but be angry.
Lan Xiruo walked flatly, she walked in front of Lan Yuyan step by step, and smiled brightly: "Sister, as a sister, I have to remind you, your IQ is really worrying, you'd better go to the doctor and see if you can be cured." Otherwise, you won't know that you will be killed by yourself. ”
Lan Yuyan's eyes widened: "Lan Xiruo, you slut!"
Lan Xiruo shrugged: "It seems that you still can't learn well, so be it." The corners of her mouth raised a bright smile, and with a wave of her hands, Lan Yuyan couldn't move.
"Slut, what have you done to me?" Lan Yuyan was already a little frightened.
Lan Xiruo pursed her lips: "No, I just think you are too dishonest, let you be quiet for a while." With that, Lan Xiruo started directly and began to shatter Lan Yuyan's coat.
Lan Yuyan's eyes widened: "What are you doing!"
Lan Xiruo said with a smile: "Look at you very hot, let you cool and cool." As he spoke, he shattered Lan Yuyan's underwear, leaving only obscene clothes and pants.
"Tut-tut, that's fine, you stay cool, I'm leaving. Saying that, Lan Xiruo shouted, "Come and see, someone is naked and lying on the ground to cool off!"
The voice was mixed with spiritual power, and it traveled far and wide.
The disciples of Xuanling Pavilion were bored with their exercises, and now they came to their senses, and they all rushed over. Poor Lan Yuyan couldn't move, so she could only close her eyes and pretend that she was unconscious.