Dorjee ran away, while Miao Qianqian pushed open the office door, threw me to the ground, and giggled: "Get up, don't pretend to be dead!"

It's not that easy to get up.

Just now, in order to pretend to be dead, I turned off almost all bodily functions, heartbeat, breathing, body temperature control, touch, smell, and only retained hearing and vision, and it would take a while to turn on the turned off functions one by one.

And I was so angry by this blow that I deliberately turned on the speed.

Seeing that I was still paralyzed like mud, Miao Qianqian became nervous again, lowered her head and shook me, and shouted, "Get up, there's no one here!"

However, at this moment, I didn't even turn on my sense of touch and body temperature, and I didn't respond to her request at all.

"You're not really going to die, are you?That's over, Li Chuang and the others have completed the feat of killing the Immortal Demon King, and they will be famous all over the world!" Miao Qianqian leaned over and broke my eyes, and saw that my eyes were blank and I was not breathing at all, so she was suddenly a little nervous, and hurriedly took a deep breath, planning to give me artificial respiration.

At this time, my breathing function was turned on, and not only did I take a breath, but I almost laughed out loud.

"Okay, you tease me!" Miao Qianqian was suddenly furious, pulled out a small knife, and said with a cruel smile: "I'll remove one of your arms first, and see if I can press it!"

I immediately jumped up and said with a wry smile: "It's so cruel, I provoked you!"

"Thank God, you didn't really die!" Miao Qianqian breathed a long sigh of relief, sat on the chair, and asked, "Tell me, what's going on?" Why did you run to the pickle factory when you had nothing to do at night?"

"It's not because of the three cunning pigs that they tricked me into buying pork stewed vermicelli in the afternoon, in exchange for the treasure they buried at the door of the pickle factory. As a result, the treasure was not dug up, I was depressed, and I wanted to eat skewers, so I was targeted by Li Chuang" I smiled bitterly and recounted the ins and outs of the matter.

"I see! Those three pigs, I'll settle accounts with them later!" Miao Qianqian asked again: "Since you know that this is the Monster Management Bureau, and you know that they are employees of the Management Bureau, why don't you reveal your identity and continue to pretend to be dead?"

"It's not for you, I know they want to squeeze you away, so I want to take the opportunity to make a big deal and help you!" In the process of my narration, all the scars on my body recovered, and I smiled: "But I have an unexpected gain, I know the functions of my body, which can be turned off and turned on separately, which is amazing." ”

"You are the Immortal Demon King, any miracle can happen!" Miao Qianqian stood up, suddenly walked in front of me, kissed me on the face, and said: "Even if you have a conscience, it is estimated that this time, it is enough for the cow to fight and drink a pot! Dare to target me everywhere, when I came, there were still six members in the three groups, and he took four away from him in a few years, and that Yao Zhuoxi was snatched from our three groups!"

For such a kiss, I will not object, soft and glutinous, mellow, go with the flow, this is the state that a couple should have.

At this time, Duoji called Hou Yimin too, stood at the door and shouted: "Team leader, team leader, Brother Xiaobai is really ...... Dead!"

"Woo, he died so miserably!" Miao Qianqian immediately made a pitiful look, and quickly covered the doors and windows.

Hou Yimin outside didn't know why, and said sadly: "I still heard about ...... He...... He's your boyfriend?"

"Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you're dead, what can I do!" Miao Qianqian pretended to cry while squatting on the ground and couldn't help laughing.

"Team leader, the festival mourns and changes! Don't worry, if you dare to approach those miscellaneous pieces of a group, I will tear them apart!" Hou Yimin was furious, and seemed to be guarding the door outside with a big shovel.

But Miao Qianqian stood up, took out more than a dozen rolls of gauze from the drawer, and said, "Lie down, take off your clothes!"

"Undressed?" I was shocked, and quickly took a step back, "Here you are...... You...... That's exciting, isn't it?"

"What do you want?" Miao Qian punched me angrily and said, "Although the injuries on your body have recovered, you can't just walk out like this, otherwise people should suspect that you are the Immortal Demon King." I'll bandage you, and you'll remove the gauze in a few days. ”

I immediately lay down on my desk and took off my shirt.

I originally had a knife wound on my chest, so Miao Qianqian wrapped it around the back of seven rolls of gauze with a diagonal shoulder strap, and at the end she bit her finger and smeared some blood on it.

There was a knife wound on the leg, which was wrapped twice, a knife wound on the arm, which was wrapped twice, and a burn on the left hand, which was simply wrapped up.

Miao Qianqian is careful and serious, and she doesn't let go of every detail, I watched from the sidelines, and finally had a feeling that this is my wife.

"What are you looking at, haven't you seen a beautiful woman?" Miao Qianqian glanced at me, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Wrap up, you have appeared in front of everyone like this in the past two days, so disgusting and disgusting to a group of people." ”

I asked, "I'm just going out like this, isn't it just a shame?"

When he came in, he was a dead man, and when he went out, he jumped alive, and no one believed it!

"Don't worry, you are a demon clan, and self-recovery is already fast. Coupled with my unique secret method, they have to believe it!" Miao Qianqian seemed to be confident, and said with a smile: "Do you think Director Huang has no suspicions at all? Don't worry, with her in front, we can sit back and relax." ”

I wondered, "Why does it have something to do with Director Huang again?"

Miao Qianqian said triumphantly: "There are many things you don't know." Our monster management is very deep, and it's not as it seems. It is difficult to say who is an enemy and who is a friend. In the future, if you want to act, you'd better talk to me first, otherwise I'll be in a hurry, right?"

If I act privately, I just need to tell Miao Qianqian, she doesn't press me as the team leader.

It was a much better feeling, more acceptable to me than if she said it was my wife, and I smiled and asked, "Are we going to stay in the office today?"

"At the very least, you can't go out for three hours. Miao Qianqian gritted her teeth and said: "They are trying to murder, if you weren't an immortal demon king, you would have turned into a corpse by now!"

"If I wasn't the Immortal Demon King, I wouldn't be able to pretend to be dead at all!" I shook my head with a wry smile, and only the Immortal Demon King could not say a word or move under such devastation.

"Team leader, Director Huang has come to see you!" Suddenly, Hou Yimin shouted outside the door.

"Let her go, don't bother me, woo woo woo ......" Miao Qianqian pretended to cry while laughing and began to roll on the ground.