Chapter 551: Praise Can't Kill You!
Chapter 551: Praise Can't Kill You!
This Nima, killing people is not enough, what do you mean by playing with me?!
Soldiers can be killed, but they cannot be humiliated!
But!
The tree had been immersed in its own world, completely oblivious to the hideous expressions on their faces.
In the end, when these people were playing with blue noses and swollen faces, and there was no good place in their bodies, the tree was also tired.
Like a human, the tree took a deep breath, then made a sound like a sigh, and then spread its branches directly.
This group of people......
And he was planted on the ground, with his head set toward the ground.
The tree looked at Lan Xiruo, nodded very respectfully, and then twisted back into the black hole of the space, and the door of the space closed again.
Lan Xiruo threw these people out directly, and then glanced at Shen Yue, and after explaining the situation to everyone, the dragon king did it, and they used the soul flower to enter their children's dreams.
The dragon king said that the two children should all be trapped in a dream, and the only way to do this is to pull them out.
Lan Xiruo entered the dream of the night white glass, this is a place that seems to be too normal to be normal.
Originally, she was still thinking that her child might not be attracted by some strange dream, so she couldn't wake up for a long time......
Lan Xiruo walked slowly, and the little person not far away seemed to be busy with something.
Lan Xiruo blinked and walked over.
"Aha, this is delicious, this can also be eaten, and this~" Xiao Li'er looked at the things in front of her happily, happy and happy.
Now...... It's a bunch of ...... Spices and various vegetables, stewed in a pot...... It turned out to be ...... Night Huaao?
Forehead......
This scene, no matter how you think about it, feels a little weird.
Lan Xiruo shook her body: This kid ...... Is it even a dream of cooking your own father?
She held her forehead, not knowing if Ye Huaao would be angry when she saw it.
"Xiao Li'er?" Lan Xiruo shouted tentatively, wondering if she could hear her own voice.
Ye Baili turned her head and looked at Lan Xiruo with a smile: "Hey, it's a strange sister?" she pounced happily, "Hey, hey, you're just in time, this pot is big, and it can fit you in." As he spoke, he was going to pull her into the pot.
Lan Xiruo broke out in a cold sweat: "This, no need." ”
Ye Baili turned her head to look at her: "Hmph, my sister is bad, when my mother comes, I will tell my mother!"
Lan Xiruo was dumbfounded: This ......
"I'm your mother. "Lan Xi really didn't understand why Ye Baili recognized her as the Chaos Emperor.
However, Ye Baili's mind was flexible, and he looked at Lan Xiruo and said with a smile: "If you are my mother, I am still your father!"
What kind of logic is this?
If Lan Xi didn't understand, he said that he accepted incompetence......
In the middle of speaking, Ye Baili directly urged the spiritual power and threw Lan Xiruo into the pot.
The water temperature is not hot, just right. Lan Xiruo looked at Ye Huaao soaking in the water, and felt a little ...... Panicked.
......That's not true, is it? Is this a fantasy?
"Ruo'er, are you here too?" Ye Huaao in this pot suddenly smiled at her, "I knew that my lady would not let me be stewed alone." ”
……
Are you sure?
Lan Xiruo took a deep breath: "Hey, hey, hey......" She tried her best to look a little normal and embarrassed, just laughing awkwardly.
"Hahaha, it's strange that my sister and daddy were cooked together. Wrong...... It's strange that my sister is a woman and my father is a man...... That is to say...... Is this the legendary mandarin duck bath?" Ye Baili suddenly clapped his hands and shouted, jumping up excitedly.
Immediately, she straightened her face again: "Hmph, no, my father is taking a bath with a woman other than my mother, it's an unforgivable sin!"
As she spoke, she began to increase her firepower: "Hmph, such a father and strange sister, don't do it!"
The temperature of the water began to rise gradually, and Lan Xiruo felt ...... Maybe my own baby has some problems with her head.
Otherwise, how could she be mistaken?
And...... Still fantasizing about cooking Daddy?
……
Outside, the dragon king patted his head: "Ah, I forgot to mention that they will become random people after entering the dream realm." ”
Everyone: Is this how you became a dragon king?
The Dragon King touched his head: "Hey, hey, hey...... It's okay, it's okay, I know Xi Ruo can handle it. ”
Where is this believing, it is clearly to make excuses for your mistakes.
Ye Huaao slapped him directly: "You know a hair!"
Lan Yaoche also slapped: "That's it, you know a fart!"
Dragon King: I'm so wronged!
He looked at Bing Mowei weakly, and found that she was also looking at him with hopeless eyes, and she had no intention of helping at all.
"Mowei ......" The dragon king is pitiful.
Bingmo raised her eyebrows slightly: "What, I did something wrong, do you want to pretend to be pitiful?"
Not...... The lady is so fierce, she is not gentle at all.
……
The water became hotter and hotter, and Lan Xiruo saw that there was one less petal in the Soul Returning Flower, and she also began to get anxious, and jumped out directly: "Li'er, don't play, let's go back!"
Ye Baili blinked: "Go back?"
"Of course it's at home, my mother is still waiting for you at home. Lan Xi knew that it would be useless to explain to her that she was her mother now, so she would just ...... For the time being, I recognized my identity.
Ye Baili poked his chin with his hand, and then tilted his head: "How do you know? Are you a bad person? Strange sister, you are so strange today." ”
Forehead......
Bear Kid ......
Lan Xiruo said that it is not a good phenomenon for her children to think too much about things.
"Anyway, I have to go back now. Lan Xiruo touched Ye Baili's hair, "I won't harm you, do you remember how you got in?"
Ye Baili scratched her hair: "How did you get in?" ”
Lan Xiruo continued to guide: "Then before you come in, does Xiao Li'er remember what happened?"
Ye Baili tried to recall, and suddenly became angry: "By the way, I remember that there are bad people, yes, they are bad people, they want to kill their mother." No, I'm going to go out and save her, I'm going to kill the bad guys!"
She was a little emotional, and she was about to rush out.
However, at this time, all the furnishings suddenly disappeared in an instant, and were replaced by an eerie looking blue environment.
Not the sea, no water, looks ...... It's a complete alienation of the normal environment.
Lan Xiruo frowned, looked at the excited Ye Baili, and hurriedly stopped: "Li'er, don't do this, otherwise we won't be able to get out!"
Ye Baili looked at Lan Xiruo, and then looked at the surrounding environment: "But, it's them, it's them who want to kill my mother, they all blame me for being playful, if I pay attention, those bad guys won't be able to catch me at all." ”
Lan Xiruo touched Ye Baili's little head: "Okay, Li'er, we don't mean to blame you." You're going to calm down now, my mother is fine, she's fine, you know?"
Ye Baili looked at Lan Xiruo in disbelief: "Really?"
Lan Xiruo nodded heavily.
Finally, Ye Baili calmed down, and the surroundings became normal again, and the pot was still boiling...... Night Huaao.
Lan Xi felt a little ...... when she saw Ye Huaao The egg hurts. This one...... That one...... Ahem, can ...... Isn't that so?
Lan Xiruo covered her face, feeling that her daughter seemed to be a little strange.
"Li'er, tell me, why are you cooking daddy?" For the sake of her daughter's physical and mental health, Lan Xiruo decided to ask.
Ye Baili smiled and said, "Because daddy is fun." ”
Playful?
Lan Xiruo felt her face twitch.
"And oh, he wants to rob his mother, as soon as my father comes over, my mother will ignore me. So I'm punishing my father, who let him rob his mother. Ye Baili said very proudly, "Isn't it great?"
If Lan Xi answers no, it doesn't answer either......
"Li'er, I think your father is quite pitiful. Lan Xiruo sighed and decided to educate her daughter while she was here.
"Why?" Ye Baili crossed his waist again, then looked at Lan Xiruo, looked up and down, left and right, and suddenly showed a sudden expression, "I know, you like my father too......, right?"
Like?
She?
Also?
Lan Xiruo reacted for a long time before remembering that this thing recognized himself as the Chaos Emperor, and suddenly felt an inexplicable sadness.
"I mean, why do you know Daddy so well, and you often talk about things with my Daddy. Hmph, I'm telling you, no way! My dad is my mother's mother. Ye Baili said the righteousness of awe-inspiring, as if if she said one more word, she would be angry.
She does like Ye Hua Ao, but she is Lan Xiruo!
After explaining for a long time, he found that no matter how he explained, it was completely useless, and Lan Xi was so tired that he gave up completely.
Okay......
So be it......
Lan Xiruo sighed, feeling that she couldn't communicate with her children at all, she was so tired......
"In that case, you have to be boiled together!" Ye Baili looked very proud as if he was helping his mother eliminate his rival.
"My mother will definitely praise me!" When Lan Xiruo was stuffed into the pot, Ye Baili said coldly.
……
Well, boast, must boast, praise can't kill you!
Lan Xiruo thought through gritted teeth.
It's so daring, I cooked my father and mother, and I don't know my mother anymore.
There is still such a child......
"I said, you've played, you've cooked, you're going back, your mother should be in a hurry. Lan Xiruo was a sad mess.
Ye Baili looked at Lan Xiruo very seriously, then shook his head, and began to boil soup with the opportunity of Lan Xiruo soaking in water......
Vegetables, spices, and all sorts of things are added.
Well...... The feelings of the person concerned are not taken into account at all.