Chapter 168
When Ye Xi and the others came out of the soul pawnshop, the sky was already dark.
Bai Yitian looked at the slightly pale sky, and felt a little incredulous: "We actually stayed in it for so long?"
Lao Zhang nodded: "Anyway, this matter has finally come to an end." Let's go back and rest first, as for your umbrella, don't worry, I should be able to change it for you tomorrow. β
Bai Yitian said disapprenosingly: "Well, I'm not in a hurry anyway." β
Ye Xi: "......"
The temper of the current spirit umbrella is very big, and when it is redeemed, you kid will wait to eat its "fried meat with bamboo shoots".
Ye Xi stretched his waist: "Go back, I'm going to die." β
As soon as Ye Xi's words fell, a shrill voice suddenly came from Lao Zhang's lap and said, "Yes, I'm so sleepy!"
Three: "......"
Ye Xi frowned slightly: "I almost forgot about it." β
Lao Zhang quietly pulled up his trouser legs, and saw that the human face was looking at them with a sad face and said, "What are you doing to clean up all these troublesome things day by day, can you stay in a heated house in winter and hibernate well?!!
Ye Xi: "......"
If you want to dislike it, don't rely on him.
Bai Yitian looked at this face, and suddenly gasped.
Lao Zhang looked at it with a complicated expression, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
Ye Xi slapped its face with a peachwood sword: "Get me out of this person's lap right away!"
"Hmph~"
The human face said in a weird tone: "You cut it, unless he doesn't want this leg anymore!"
Ye Xi was furious, and reached out to twist its face: "What did you say?!"
"It hurts, it hurts, let go, you man!!"
"What?!You say it again?!"
Ye Xi increased the strength of his hand, his face grinned in pain, but his mouth still refused to admit defeat and said: "Man's wife, ugly, no one wants it! Let it go, it hurts!!"
Bai Yitian: "......"
Knowing that it hurts you, it's still dead, and the duck has a hard mouth.
"Stop, stop!"
Lao Zhang stopped Ye Xi, and said with a wry smile: "Xiaodao Chief, screw it in its face, it hurts in my body!"
Ye Xi had no choice but to let go, and turned his eyes angrily: "Don't think that I didn't treat you!"
After speaking, Ye Xi poured out all the contents of the backpack in one go.
Ye Xi rummaged for a while, and finally held the Tiangang Seal in his left hand and the Lightning Strike Wood in his right hand, and looked at the face with a cruel smile: "Come on, which one does Mr. want to try first?"
Face: "......"
This man is really a Taoist priest???
The face coughed a few times with a pretended seriousness: "It seems that everyone here doesn't know something, but in fact, to some extent, I and this bad old man are already symbiotes." β
Lao Zhang: "......"
Who do you say is the bad old man???
Bai Yitian couldn't help but be stunned for a moment after hearing this: "Symbiote?"
Ye Xi stopped: "Go on." β
The face sighed faintly: "It seems that the envy of the beautiful girl didn't tell you anything." β
Bai Yitian was puzzled: "Envy the beautiful girl?"
Lao Zhang frowned slightly: "Wu Xian, it's that Doctor Wu." β
Ye Xi: "What do you want to say?"
The face looked at her with a meaningful look: "As I said, if you do it to me, this bad old man's leg will not be saved." β
Ye Xi smiled: "Don't worry, even if I don't have the ability to take you out, my master will definitely be able to get you out, and he will definitely not let you hurt this bad old man!"
Lao Zhang: "......"
I'm only forty-eight years old, so I'm not a bad old man......
The face said disdainfully: "Young man, who told you that I would hurt him?"
Bai Yitian was slightly stunned: "You won't hurt him?"
Face: "......"
Why is it so hurtful for you kid to talk??
The face turned white at him: "If it weren't for me, this bad old man's wound would have been purulent and infected, and in the end, his entire leg would have been amputated." If it weren't for the envious beauty who planted me in time to isolate the virus, you bad old man would have been waiting for the rest of your life to spend the rest of your life in a wheelchair!"
Everyone was shocked when they heard these words.
Ye Xi looked at it with some disbelief: "Aren't you a human face sore, how can you still have this function?"
"Have you ever seen a person with a face sore who can speak?? Lao Tzu is envious of the 'almighty mushroom' cultivated by the beautiful girl with love!"
"Nani?" Bai Yitian poked his ear: "What do you say you are omnipotent?mushroom??"
With a proud expression on his face, he said, "Yes, I'm a type of mushroom." β
Bai Yitian and Lao Zhang: "......"
The expressions of the two became a little subtle, and they even felt a little difficult to look at directly.
The human face said disdainfully: "If you don't believe it, forget it, anyway, our mushroom family doesn't disdain your human opinion." β
"Apologies!"
Ye Xi suddenly looked at the faces with a serious face and said, "Apologize to the mushrooms, you insulted them!"
Face: "......"
"Don't say it," Bai Yitian said with a pained expression, "Please, I don't want to lose the pleasure of eating mushrooms in the future." β
Face: "......"
Why are these two people talking so hurtful, oh no, hurt mushrooms?!!!
Lao Zhang sighed softly: "I can understand what you mean now." In other words, Dr. Wu planted you in my wound not to harm me, but to save my leg, right?"
That's what it means. β
"But what did she run away? I thought she was absconding in fear of sin!"
Ye Xi nodded: "That's right, if it's really to save people, even if the means are a little unconventional, but as long as you say it clearly, Lao Zhang won't not understand?"
"Because she has delusions of victimization. β
The face suddenly sighed when he said this: "This is a problem inherited by the envy of beautiful girls and their entire big family, although they say what kind of personality gene it is, but I think it's a problem."
Because of the special family background, Envy Meiniu, including everyone in her family, always thinks that others want to harm them and take advantage of them, so once they perceive the danger approaching, their first reaction will be to run away, and run faster than a rabbit, and then play with the world to evaporate. Seriously, if she and the people in her family don't go to medicine, they can change to become marathon coaches, and they can definitely enter the Olympics. β
Three: "......"
Lao Zhang: "Then you mean I still have to thank Dr. Wu?"
"Nonsense, otherwise you think our 'all-purpose mushroom' is very easy to grow? It only grows once a year, and I am considered to be of the best quality in it. That girl is stupid enough to use me on you bad old man. β
Bai Yitian: "But who knows if what you said is true or false?"
"Hmph, as I said, we in the mushroom family disdain your human opinions. If you don't believe it, forget it, you can just rip me out. β
Ye Xi hesitated for a moment, and knocked its forehead with the lightning strike wood, but the human face did not react.
"Hmm...... I don't know if it's true or not, but it's not supposed to be something like a demon or something. β
Lao Zhang pondered for a moment: "I believe what you say. Do you know where Dr. Wu is now? Since she saved my leg, I must at least thank her. β
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