Chapter 160: Lao Tzu is the one who opened QQ
This dragon is really a little goblin! Is this really a test of the emperor's concentration?
"Brother Ye, what are you looking at. ”
Ye Lang's extremely aggressive gaze made Long Erqiao's face red, and she couldn't help but pinch her waist with her jade hand, pursed her small mouth, and snorted angrily.
She originally wanted Ye Lang to take her out to play, but she didn't want Ye Lang's eyes to be so terrifying as soon as she came in, as if she was going to eat her.
"Long'er, Brother Ye still has to cultivate, so he doesn't have time to go out. ”
At that moment, Ye Lang had a smile like a spring breeze on his face, looking like a decent man and a gentleman.
"Cultivation and cultivation, you know cultivation, Brother Ye only loves cultivation, not Long'er. ”
Hearing this, Long Er pursed her lips and was angry. Breathlessly, he stomped his jade feet.
She has always wanted to go out with Ye Lang alone, but she has always suffered from no chance, and now that she finally has the opportunity, Ye Lang knows how to cultivate, and dares to refuse her.
At that moment, she turned around angrily, her beautiful eyes were slightly red, and she wanted to leave in a hurry.
"Long'er, Brother Ye didn't say that he wouldn't agree to you. ”
Seeing this scene, Ye Lang knew that this little girl was angry, and immediately laughed softly.
After the words fell, Ye Lang stood up from the bed and looked at Long Er with a smile on his face.
"Really, Brother Ye, let's go out! ”
Hearing this, Long Er happily ran to Ye Lang, holding his hand, with this sweet smile on his pretty face, looking quite cute.
"Okay! ”
Ye Lang stretched out his hand and stroked Long'er's beautiful face. His eyes were soft, and he chuckled softly.
"Oh yes! Long'er loves Brother Ye to death. ”
"Reward Brother Ye with one!"
When the words fell, Long Er cheered happily, and kissed Ye Lang happily with a red face.
"Let's go! ”
Seeing this, Ye Lang chuckled lightly and reached out to touch Long'er's soft green silk.
After the two came to the garage of Yuelong Villa, Ye Lang wanted to keep a low profile, but found that the garage was full of luxury cars, and there were no low-grade ones at all.
See this scene. Ye Lang shook his head and smiled bitterly, and at a glance, it was full of luxury cars.
These luxury cars, all of which are the styles that the women like, are piled up all over the garage.
"Brother Ye, let's ride a bicycle. ”
At this time, Long Er took Ye Lang's hand and stretched out his hand to point not far away.
I saw an old-fashioned bicycle, parked in an inconspicuous corner.
"Okay, but Long'er needs to change his clothes. ”
"And. In the future, this kind of clothing is only allowed to be worn in Yuelong Villa, and it is only allowed to be worn to me. ”
Hearing this, Ye Lang nodded slightly, looked at Long'er's short skirt, and couldn't help frowning.
"Okay! ”
"In the future, Long'er will only wear it for Brother Ye to see. ”
Hearing this, Long Er spat out his head at Ye Lang, blinked his beautiful eyes, and looked naughty.
As soon as the words fell, the dragon trotted away, leaving a beautiful back, which made Ye Lang fascinated.
Ten minutes later, Ye Lang saw that Long Er walked in wearing a school uniform, and the aura of a young girl was permeated all over her body.
"How about it, Brother Ye is not good-looking. ”
At this time, Long Er came to the front of him, looked at Ye Lang with a smile, raised his pretty face slightly, and said proudly.
"Long'er, is this my school uniform?"
Hearing this, Ye Lang paused for a moment, looked at Long Er, and asked helplessly.
His school uniform was worn by him when he was in high school, and it must have been reluctantly lost by Ye's mother when she moved, so she brought all of it.
"That's right, if it's someone else, Long'er won't wear it. ”
Hearing this, Long Er looked at Ye Lang playfully and dug up his mouth.
"Okay, so be it, Long'er is beautiful in everything. ”
Hearing this, Ye Lang was speechless, looked at Long'er for a moment, and found that Long'er was really beautiful, dressed beautifully.
Really. The appearance is against the sky, even if it is pretending to be again, it can't hide the beauty, no matter how you look at it, it looks good.
"Oh yes, Brother Ye, let's go! Long'er wants to see Luo Yiyi's performance. ”
Hearing this, Long Er cheered happily, immediately jumped on the back seat of the bicycle, hugged Ye Lang's waist tightly with both hands, closed his beautiful eyes, and said with a sweet smile.
"Why is it so familiar?"
Hearing this, Ye Lang was stunned, but remembered that not long ago, the lottery seemed to have been obtained, from this popular actress +30% favorability value.
At the moment, Ye Lang was a little speechless, things wouldn't be so coincidental!
Of course, Ye Lang guessed that there should be ** like this.
Ye Lang didn't think much about this, but he knew that the drama circle was very chaotic.
drama, in order to be able to get on the top, betraying ** has almost become the norm.
Therefore, Ye Lang will not like the wind and dust women.
At this time, under the stunned gaze of a group of slaves and maids, he pedaled his bicycle and rode out of the manor.
......
"Meimei, you will just go down!"
"Next time, I'll take you to a five-star hotel. ”
At this moment, on a busy street, in a spicy hot shop.
At this time, a young man in the seat looked at the woman in front of him and pleaded.
"What the fuck you said last time, right?"
"But what is the result? You invited your aunt and grandmother to eat thirteen yuan of spicy tang. ”
"But what night, you my mother thirteen times!"
Hearing this, Lili looked at the young man angrily and gritted her teeth.
Not long ago, she was moved by the young man's rhetoric. Then the latter brought her here that day to eat thirteen yuan of spicy tang.
But what made her collapse was that one night, the young man, Leng, was drugged and her thirteen times!
As soon as she thought of this, she was very angry, so she asked her for thirteen yuan of Malatang, but she came back with a single shot for one dollar at night!
"Lili, you believe me, I will definitely take you to a five-star hotel next time. ”
"Besides, didn't you enjoy that night?"
Hearing this, the young man was embarrassed, but his face was full of pride.
Although his family is poor, everyone has a skill!
If he hadn't made Lili's scout comfortable, the latter would have broken up with him a long time ago, right?
Hearing this, Lili became angry and wanted to speak, but she was suddenly stunned.
I saw that at the door of Malatang, a handsome and extraordinary young man, leading a beautiful girl, walked in from the outside.
The two of them, like golden boys and girls, can be called a match made in heaven, the handsome man makes her heart beat, and the beauty of the woman makes her ashamed.
These two people are naturally Ye Lang and Long'er.
When Ye Lang and Long Er appeared, many couples in the store froze, and their eyes turned to this perfect match.
They can't understand why there are such handsome people and why beautiful women can be so beautiful.
At that moment, the two walked into the store and sat opposite her not far away.
Wow! This male god is so handsome!
Seeing this scene, Lili was excited, and inexplicably became nervous and shy.
In fact, she is not the only one who is performing at the moment, and many couples in the store are like this.
Seeing this scene, Ye Lang couldn't help but feel stunned, although he had the value of pretending, he had infinite charm for the opposite sex.
But when he saw many girls, the hot eyes couldn't help but sweat on his forehead.
It's a mistake to be handsome! Not to mention being as handsome as he is!
"Long'er, if you want to eat something, you can order it. ”
At that moment, Ye Lang looked at Long Er with a smile on his face. Asked softly.
Actually, this spicy tang was also proposed by Long Er to eat, otherwise Ye Lang was really not interested in it.
"Whoever has a copy of everything. ”
Hearing this, Long Er blinked her beautiful eyes, looked at Ye Lang, and said with a playful smile.
"Okay, boss! ”
Hearing this, Ye Lang nodded indifferently and greeted the busy guy not far away.
"Okay! Wait a minute!"
At this point, the guy smiled and nodded, and began to record the bill.
"What are you staring at him all the time?"
At this time, not far from the opposite table.
At this moment, the young man looked at Lili with a nymphomaniac face, and his face was ugly.
"If you were half as handsome as him, I wouldn't have quarreled with you. ”
Hearing this, Lili came back to her senses, looked at the angry young man, and said with a disgusted face.
As soon as she took Ye Lang and her boyfriend in front of her, she found that her boyfriend was simply shit.
"Which man is going to be half handsome, and I still like you?"
"If you have a little fairy who is half beautiful, Lao Tzu will sell your kidneys and donate blood to support you. ”
Hearing this, the young man turned his head to look at Ye Lang, and couldn't help but feel a little inferior.
When he saw the dragon beside Ye Lang, his eyes suddenly widened, and his eyes were straight.
At that moment, he turned his head, looked at Lili with disgust, and sneered disdainfully.
In fact, Lili is comparing in his heart, why didn't he make a comparison in his heart?
In front of her, Lili is simply ugly compared to other little fairies!
"Okay! What a breakup! The old lady is annoyed when she sees you. ”
"You useless waste, go to Lu for the rest of your life!"
Hearing this, Lili became angry, looked at the young man angrily, and gritted her teeth.
"Divide it, divide it! Do you think Lao Tzu is rare for you?"
"Fuck! You black fungus! I'm just having fun with you. ”
Hearing this, the young man stood up angrily and scolded without showing weakness.
Seeing this scene, everyone present turned their heads to look.
Ye Lang also looked helpless, the reason for the quarrel between the two was clearly heard by him.
The reason made him cry and laugh a little, and because he was jealous, he was blamed for being too handsome!
"Male god, you are judged. Isn't he ugly!"
At this time, Lili looked at Ye Lang, stretched out her hand to point at the young man, and asked emotionally.
"It's okay. ”
Hearing this, under the eyes of everyone, Ye Lang touched his nose and said speechlessly.
Seeing this scene, Long Er couldn't help but snicker on the side, looking at Ye Lang's speechless appearance, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
"Did you hear that, people said that I was good-looking!
Hearing this, the young man looked at Ye Lang with a grateful face, and yelled at Lili with confidence.
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After eating Malatang, Ye Lang and Long Er left in a hurry, because the funny couple had already torn up, so they almost made a move.
A moment later, Ye Lang and Long Er came to the concert ticket office. But I found that many people sighed and looked lost.
"Let's get two concert tickets!"
Seeing this scene, Ye Lang and Long Er were both a little puzzled.
At that moment, Ye Lang stepped forward, walked to the counter, looked at the conductor and said softly.
"Tickets are available, but the peripheral tickets and the internal tickets are all sold out. ”
"You can't afford VIP tickets, so get out of here. ”
Hearing this, the ticket seller looked at Long Er beside Ye Lang, and immediately said with a cold face to Ye Lang.
In fact, he had noticed Ye Lang a long time ago, but he found that Ye Lang was riding a broken bicycle and could hug a beauty, and he was jealous and resentful.
At the moment, he has such an attitude, he just wants to vent his anger, this fucking world!
Why, Ye Lang can hug a beauty by riding a broken bicycle?
Why, this kind of good thing of hugging the little fairy didn't fall on his head!
He is a typical person who complains about fate!
Therefore, if he is not doing well, he will not allow others like him to live well!
Hearing this, Ye Langjian frowned, and his eyes were a little cold.
He asked himself to keep a low profile, and he never offended anyone, and he didn't know where the latter's enmity came from.
"What are you looking at?
"VIP ticket, did you afford it?"
"Do you have any money for a hundred thousand yuan?"
"No money. Why don't you watch a few concerts?"
To be honest, Lao Tzu is richer than you, at least he is not poor enough to drive a bicycle. ”
Looking at Ye Lang's face, the ticket seller sneered and mocked with disdain.
"Sister, I think you might as well follow him, I have a house at home, no matter how good it is better than this kid. ”
At that moment, the conductor looked at Long Er beside Ye Lang, his eyes lit up, and he said excitedly.
"You come out for a moment. ”
Hearing this, Ye Lang's eyes were cold, and his tone was cold.
"What the hell? I want to practice with Lao Tzu! Fuck! I think I'm afraid of you!"
"Dead poor ghost, still pretending to be with Lao Tzu, right? Lao Tzu will teach you a good lesson today. ”
Hearing this, the conductor laughed, he had practiced before, and he was really not afraid of Ye Lang, who was not thin.
At that moment, he turned around and walked away to sell the box office. Raise your head with your chest up, look arrogant, and you can't hold it.
I saw that under the eyes of everyone, his nostrils were in his eyes, and his face was full of superiority, and he swaggered over.
"Lao Tzu let you do it, don't say that Lao Tzu bullied you!"
At this moment, he looked up at Ye Lang with his nostrils and sneered with disdain.
"Is that your car?"
Hearing this, Ye Lang was stunned, and asked indifferently.
"I saw that QQ no! Which car is Lao Tzu!"
"Do you think Lao Tzu is like you, he drives a broken bicycle?"
"I want to practice Lao Tzu to hang you! Better than rich! Lao Tzu at least open QQ!"
"You say a dead ** poor ghost, how can you compare with Lao Tzu?"
Hearing this, the ticket seller smiled proudly and stretched out his hand to point to a red QQ not far away.
When the words fell, he looked at Ye Lang with mockery and disdain, and puffed up his chest with confidence.
The next moment, looking at Ye Lang's indifferent appearance, the ticket seller couldn't help but be angry, the latter didn't show a frightened and scared look, which made him very unhappy!
At that moment, he rolled up his sleeves and wanted to teach a good lesson, this boy who doesn't know the height of the sky!
At this time, as soon as he looked up at Ye Lang, he saw a slap flying towards him.
The next moment, there was a loud bang, accompanied by a scream!
I saw that the head of the ticket seller was planted in the QQ windshield not far away.
At this moment, everyone around was dumbfounded.
At this moment, the wind seemed to be quiet.
Seeing this scene, everyone present was petrified, and the sound of breathing could be heard quietly. I want to talk about "Chasing the Goddess by Shuttle from All Walks of Life" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~