Chapter XXIV Military Training
"From today onwards, I will be your instructor. You will be my soldiers from now on, and it is my duty to obey orders. What I say from now on is a command, and you must obey it unconditionally. Wu Feifei said to the class he was leading.
After the military training mobilization meeting, Chen Houde's class was taken to the edge of the football field for training by this instructor named Wu Feifei. At this time, the lecture is being given!
Wu Feifei was a dark-skinned and sturdy man, twenty-five or sixteen years old. The face of the national character is full of a soldier's masculinity.
"Now the line is shuffled, from tall to short, left to right, in five rows. Wu Feifei roared.
When Chen Houde's class heard the instructor's order, they hurriedly lined up. provoked the coach to yell again and again.
After some tossing, the line was finally lined.
At this time, Wu Feifei stood in front of the team and shouted: "In the future, we will arrange according to this formation, and now we will start to report the number." From left to right, the first row starts. ”
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
"Stop, stop, stop. Are you? The voice is so small, come again, give me the strength to suck and yell out. Let's go!"
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
"Stop, stop. Didn't you eat? The voice is still so small. Shout, yell at me. Wu Feifei roared.
"One"
"Two"
"Three"
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"Seven"
"Eight"
"Nine"
"Xi"
"Stop. What did you just say?" Wu Feifei looked at the old fat and said.
"Xi" said the old fat loudly.
"Before answering the instructor's questions, shout the report. Wu Feifei said to the old fat.
"Report, Wo is talking about Xi. ”
"Did I give you permission to speak after the report? Wu Feifei looked at the old fat and shouted.
Old Fat: "Report (gently)"
Instructor: "Be louder, I can't hear you." ”
Old Fat: "Report (slightly older)"
Old Fat: "Louder, are you a man?"
Old Fat: "Horn !! (hoarse)"
"Poof!ha!" "The old fat "horn" made the class laugh.
"What is it?" Wu Feifei pointed at the old fat and continued, "You give me a list." ”
Wu Feifei saw his classmates laughing and yelled: "Shut up for me, what's so funny." Don't show your teeth and get a tan!"
Everyone laughed when they heard the instructor yelling. Wu Feifei saw that his classmates were still pursing their lips and laughing and yelling: "Put away your Monla Lisa-like smile for me......"
When the students heard the instructor say this, they pursed their lips and smiled and bent over.
Wu Feifei looked at everyone helplessly and shouted: "Who is still laughing at me and running around the playground." ”
As soon as these words came out, the students stopped laughing and lined up. Wu Yifan saw that everyone was lined up, so he looked at the old fat and said, "You look at my mouth, "report." Let's talk about it once!"
"Report," the old fat whispered.
"Okay, be louder. ”
Report. The old fat said a little loudly.
"Okay! Look at my mouth again, it's ten not Xi, ten, ten, ten. Say it again. ”
"Xi, Xi, Xi. ”
"It's not Xi, it's ten, it's ten. Four is four, ten is ten, and forty is forty. Say this again. Wu Feifei looked at the old fat helplessly.
"Four-four-four, four-four-four, four-four. The old fat said.
"Poof, hahahaha!" The classmates finally couldn't help but laugh again.
"Still laughing! All of them, stand upright. Turn right and run me two laps of the playground. Wu Feifei yelled at everyone.
Seeing that his classmates were running towards the playground, Lao Fat also wanted to join the running army.
Seeing this, Wu Feifei said, "That soldier, you stop for me." Give me ten exercises. ”
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The third class of the Department of Psychology spent time in the punishment of running, taking a break, standing upright, saluting, and reporting the number.
"I can't do my sister's job, it's too hard. The old fat said to Chen Houde while eating.
"It's okay. Chen Houde said.
After the military training at noon, Chen Houde was dragged by Lao Pang to the second floor of the canteen to eat. Chen Houde originally wanted to invite Lao Pang to eat, after all, Lao Pang invited him to dinner all day yesterday.
But in the end, I couldn't resist the old fat, or the money given by the old fat!
"What a good thing! Wo has been practicing that practice all morning, and now his tongue is swollen. ”
"It's ten, you straighten your tongue. ”
"Ten, ten, ten, you can. The old fat said disapprovingly.
"It seems that this morning's work has not been in vain. Chen Houde quipped.
The old fat gave Chen Houde a roll of his eyes and said, "Alas, this military training is too hard, why does the old man have to ask me for military training?"
After the military training in the morning, Lao Pang couldn't wait to call his father to cry about how hard the military training was, and asked his father to say hello to the school leaders and exempt him from military training. Who knows, his father disagreed, so he had to let himself insist on military training, or control his financial resources.
"You should lose weight. Chen Houde said speechlessly.
"Boss, I'll tell you something. ”
Chen Houde looked at the old fat and said, "What's the matter?"
"It's not like I'm living alone, I'm more dead when I sleep. So, why don't you move in with me during military training?" said the old fat embarrassedly.
"Do you want me to wake you up?" Chen Houde said with a smile.
"The boss of the nest knower. The old fat treacherous trick succeeded.
"It's okay for me to wake you up. But do you have beds in your dormitory?" asked Chen Houde curiously.
"It's okay, I live in the teacher's apartment. That bed was big enough for the two of us. How is the boss?" said the old fat looking at Chen Houde expectantly.
"You live in the teacher's building?" Chen Houde was surprised.
My dad donated a school building to the school, so the school could be nicer. The old fat said disapprerovingly.
Chen Houde was speechless when he heard the old fat words.
"Oh! Boss, let's move in after dinner. ”
"Good!"
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504 dormitories. Chen Houde was packing up his daily necessities, while Lao Pang was chatting with Zhou Yunliang.
At this time, Hong Tianming suddenly said, "Boss, are you going to break away from the organization?"
"I'm leaving for the time being to be the old fat alarm clock. Chen Houde said helplessly.
"Boss, you're sacrificing yourself. Hong Tianming said with a smile.
"How do you speak? How do you call self-denial? I'm taking the boss to my place to enjoy it, you know. The old fat chimed in.
"Okay, I'm done, let's go, old fatty. I'll see you after the military training. Chen Houde said to everyone.
"The boss should protect himself, don't let the old fat take advantage. Zhou Yunliang quipped.
"Goodbye, Boss. Hong Tianming said.
"Goodbye!" Li Pengchi whispered.
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Room 307 of the teacher's apartment, Chen Houde is curious to look left and right. It is a large single room with a separate bathroom, a sofa, a bed, a desk, and a computer on top of the desk.
"Is this dormitory okay?, the equipment is so good?" Chen Houde said as he looked at the equipment in the dormitory.
"What a fart, which ones were asked by Wo Dad to be pretended, and the computer was bought by Wo himself. The school will give an empty house. "The old fat doesn't have a good airway.
"That's pretty good, it's so spacious. And that's a teacher's treatment. ”
"Boss, you feel free. When the nest is full, it becomes sleepy and goes to sleep. The old fat yawned.
"Old fat, can you borrow your mobile phone to call me home? Don't worry, I'll pay for the phone." Chen Houde said embarrassedly.
Yesterday, when he met Lao Pang, Chen Houde borrowed Lao Pang's mobile phone to call the Chenjiazhuang commissary, and asked the commissary Chen to tell his parents that they had arrived at school to reassure them.
After all, I just met Lao Fat at that time, and I didn't dare to hold someone's mobile phone to chat for too long. So I hurriedly asked Old Man Chen to report a letter.
Therefore, Chen Houde thinks that if he has time now, he can call his parents if he is familiar with Lao Fat.
"Boss, what you said is too outrageous, give. You can play as long as you want. After speaking, the old fat took it out of his pocket and threw it to Chen Houde.
Chen Houde hurriedly caught it and said, "Thank you!"
"Boss's nest takes a nap first, and you talk to your family slowly. ”
"Good. Chen Houde took his mobile phone and walked to the balcony.
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At 10:10 a.m., Chen Houde finally woke up the old fat from his daydream with great effort. After Chen Houde finished the call, he helped Lao Pang clean up, and then sat on the sofa and watched Le Lao give him his "Bingjian".
At this time, the old fat looked at the new room and said, "What's the situation? Why is the room so clean?" ”
"Nonsense, of course I cleaned it. Go wash up and don't be late again. "Chen Houde didn't have a good airway.
"Boss, you don't have to sleep at noon, just clean this house?" said the old fat in surprise.
"I'm used to it, I don't usually take a nap. ”
"Oh, it's really right to ask you to come to live, and this perk. ”
"Get out! It's almost meeting time. By the way, return your phone. Chen Houde picked up the mobile phone on the table and returned it to Lao Pang.
Lao Fat took the mobile phone and put it in the upper pocket of the military training uniform. Then go to the bathroom and wash up.
At 2:30 p.m., Chen Houde's class in the playground under the scorching sun had already lined up, waiting for the arrival of the instructor.
At this time, Wu Feifei was walking slowly from a distance. When he approached the group, he saw that everyone was standing in a good manner, and said, "Not bad." ”
Then he walked over to the line and went through it. When he walked to the old fat side, Wu Feifei pointed to the old fat coat and said, "What is this?"
Report. ”
"Say"
"It's the chest. ”
"Your chest is rectangular, huh? Wu Feifei yelled at the old fat.
The old fat man resignedly took out the phone.
"You, run me four laps on the playground. Wu Feifei said to the old fat.
Report. Chen Houde suddenly shouted at this time.
Say. ”
"I ran four laps for him. Chen Houde felt that he had harmed the old fat and was punished, so he stood up and said.
"Oh, I'll fulfill you. The two of you go out of the playground eight laps. ”
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"Boss, I said what are you going to do? Four circles become eight circles. The old fat said to Chen Houde while running at this time.
"Don't talk, save your energy to run. Chen Houde said.
"Uncle Run, I'm at odds with the instructor! I'm going to fix myself in the morning, and I'm coming back in the afternoon. The old fat complained.
"Shut up. ”
Forty minutes later, Chen Houde and Lao Pang finally finished the eight laps and returned to the team.
If Chen Houde hadn't accompanied Lao Pang to run slowly, he would have finished running at his speed.