Who picks one?

The three little suckling pigs were nervous and looked at Zhu Daqiang together.

Zhu Daqiang's face was full of confusion, and it took a long time before he said, "Mr. Bai, ...... today." We are closed!"

"But what if I want to eat it?" I smiled: "Zhu Daqiang, why don't we make a deal, you roast a suckling pig for me, and you don't have to go to the Monster Management Bureau to report." At the ends of the earth, wherever you go, as long as you are not in Baozhou City, I will not arrest you!"

"Really?" Zhu Daqiang's body began to tremble.

"It's true!" I cocked my legs.

"Then ......" Zhu Daqiang stared at the three little suckling pigs in the box, suddenly gritted his teeth, and said, "Then I'm sorry, I'll roast one today." I bake ...... This one has lost a little weight, this one has ...... If you don't have a good face, you ...... Let's do this one!"

After that, Zhu Daqiang picked up the ears of a little suckling pig and took it out of the box.

"Squeak, squeak!" the little suckling pig let out a terrible scream, as if he knew that he was going to be roasted, and struggled desperately.

The other two little suckling pigs were relieved, all collapsed in the carton, looking at the little suckling pig in Zhu Daqiang's hand, as if they were saying goodbye.

Yes, these three pig demons are quite righteous, at least the one carried by Zhu Daqiang is about to face a bloody disaster, and he has not even become a pig demon.

As for Zhu Daqiang, he was a little ruthless, because he chose the only sow, that is, Zhu Erqian.

It was Zhu Erqian, who planned to have ten children with him, and he didn't talk about his feelings at all.

"I'll go to the kitchen to kill pigs!" Zhu Daqiang was about to walk into the kitchen with the little suckling pig.

"Wait, it's just a little suckling pig, what a hassle to go to the kitchen. I smiled slightly, took out a knife and handed it over, and said, "Let's kill it here, remove the hair and internal organs on the spot, I can still help you!"

"Here?" Zhu Daqiang was stunned, and his hand holding the little suckling pig trembled uncontrollably.

"Right here?" I stared at Zhu Daqiang.

I'd like to see how long he can pretend!

However, it was not Zhu Daqiang who was the first to lose his breath, but Zhu Erqian in his hand.

"Zhu Daqiang, you are a wreck, a person from the Monster Administration Bureau scared you like this?" The little suckling pig suddenly said and roared: "Put me down and fight with him, I won't believe it, the four of us, we can't beat him!"

The little suckling pig struggled hard, broke away from Zhu Daqiang's control, and instantly became a snow-white big flower pig of more than 300 catties.

In the "......squeak" carton, the other two small suckling pigs also let out a roar, and at the same time transformed, turning into a big white pig of more than 300 catties and a big black wild boar of more than 400 catties.

"That's it, my Zhu Daqiang's reputation is still ruined in your hands after all!" Zhu Daqiang sighed, rolled on the spot, and also showed his original form.

It was a giant pangolin with a body length of more than one meter and covered with hard scales!

The four youkai surrounded me in an instant, their teeth crunching, and they let out bursts of terrifying sneers.

"Bai Xiaojiang, this is what you asked for!"

"If you didn't force us, we wouldn't want to trouble you!"

"Surnamed Bai, if you hit your head against the wall and faint, we can also consider letting you go. ”

"What are you doing, stewed him. Although it is not possible to eat people, it is not illegal to eat a goblin. I've heard Dorjee and Hou Yimin say that he might be a dog demon!"

The four monsters rubbed their fists and palms, and their saliva flowed, which was indeed terrifying.

I couldn't help but glance at the door, and there was no trace of Dorjee outside the hidden door.

No, did this guy run away or hide, do you want me to deal with the four goblins alone?

"Do you want to eat me, I'll give it to you!" I had no choice but to sacrifice my housekeeping skills, and asked with a smile: "Which part do you want to eat?"

The four monsters were stunned, how could there be such a way of asking questions in the world?

"If you don't say, then I'll choose for you. One hand, let you taste it first. If it's delicious, choose somewhere else!" I held a knife in my right hand and placed my left hand on a nearby table, and under the horrified gaze of the four youkai, I cut off my left hand little by little.

"Ah, ...... you" Zhu Sanjin was dumbfounded.

"No...... Doesn't it hurt?" Zhu Erqian trembled.

"It doesn't hurt, it doesn't hurt at all!" Actually, it still hurts a little, but it's completely within the range of bearing, I smiled and said: "Try it, it should taste good, this is called hand sashimi, you can dip it in soy sauce, or dip it in wasabi, it will be more delicious and more exciting." ”

"I don't eat it!" Zhu Siliang was so frightened that he took two steps back.

"How can you not eat it, it's all cut off!" My consciousness instantly entered my left hand, and my five fingers immediately moved, and I actually crawled towards Zhu Siliang on the table.

"Ahh

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my hands are gentle. My consciousness returned to my body and I smiled: "After you eat it, my hand can also help you pinch your stomach in your stomach, dig out your intestines, and if there are parasites, I can also help you clear your digestive tract." Even if you want to see what your heart looks like, you can let my hand go in with a phone and take a picture of you!"

"I won't eat it, don't let me eat it!" Zhu Siliang was so frightened that he was about to collapse.

"You...... What kind of demon are you?" Zhu Daqiang couldn't help but retreat.

"Looks like you don't want to eat my left hand, so you're welcome!" I slowly stood up, picked up my left hand, and pressed it on my wrist.

Immediately, the super cell regeneration worked, and my left hand healed quickly and quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and in less than three minutes, it was as intact as ever.

"Since you don't want to eat me, I'll taste you. With the knife in my right hand, I began to sweep my eyes over the four goblins, and at the same time I said to myself, "Pork knuckle, I like it! Pork ribs, I like it! By the way, there is also a pangolin here, such a big one, the scales can be used in medicine, how much does it have to sell!"

All the monsters I saw were so frightened that they trembled and couldn't stop retreating, and they were all about to stick to the wall.

"Don't eat me, the scales of pangolins are actually ...... In fact, it has no medicinal value at all!"

"Mr. Bai, we are actually playing around with you, we just let Daqiang dig a hole to see if you can find us. Sure enough, I guessed correctly, you are extremely clever, and you can see through our tricks at a glance. ”

"That's it, Big Brother Bai, we are in front of you, just like an ant at the foot of an elephant, a mouse in the mouth of a tiger, and a rabbit in the mouth of a crocodile, which is not worth mentioning at all!"

In an instant, the sycophants of the four monsters were surging towards me like a surging flood.

Weren't they quite fierce just now, why didn't they hold out for three minutes?

People gather by like, things by groups, I can't imagine that the demon clan is the same.

With the brave, the cowards will also become brave.

With cowards, even the brave can become a wreck.

The three pig demons who are strong on the outside and dry in the middle only know how to scare people, and once the strategy of scaring fails, they will immediately coax.

Even with them, a powerful pangolin was also distorted by them.

"You ...... Is this to surrender?" I couldn't laugh or cry, I had a fight, and my hands were cut off.

"It's not surrendering, it's returning to the team. Zhu Erqian said indignantly: "Actually, I feel good in the zoo, I don't have to worry about food and clothing, but I was held hostage by them and had to leave." ”

"What kind of hijacking, if you hadn't gone at the back, I would have gone back a long time ago!" Zhu Sanjin also said angrily: "Hey, one misstep becomes a thousand years of hatred, it's all Zhu Daqiang, he suddenly dug a hole today and beckoned us to come in and see." We actually ...... It's to see how long this hole is!"

"You are not sorry, I am kind enough to save you, you are all up to me!" Zhu Daqiang was so angry that he was about to bite three pigs.

"Stop, stop, dog-eat-dog, pig-eat-pig is also a handful of hair, you all give me honesty!" I laughed and cried, kicked each of the three pigs in the buttocks, and asked, "What the hell is going on?"

"It's him, dig a hole, let's drill into it!" This time, the three pig demons had the same attitude, and they even pointed at Zhu Daqiang with a brush.

"I'm so angry, I knew you were so cowardly, I shouldn't have saved you!" Zhu Daqiang trembled angrily and said: "Mr. Xiaobai, here's the thing, we have known these three pigs for a long time, and they have been distributed in Baozhou City to do their own things, and occasionally sit together." ”

I know very well that there must be more than the four of them hiding monsters in Baozhou City, and these monsters are not registered with the Monster Management Bureau, but they walk around each other from time to time.

I laughed and said, "What happened later?"

"In recent years, we have moved around a lot, almost every month, they like to eat the pork stewed vermicelli I made, and I ......" Zhu Daqiang suddenly hesitated, secretly glanced at Zhu Erqian, and said: "Mr. Xiaobai, you also know that Huahua is very beautiful and sexy, and we will ...... when we come and go."

Pretty, sexy, is this to describe a pig?

Whether the pig exists in the form of a pig or in the form of a human, it perfectly avoids these two words.

But when Zhu Erqian heard this, he threw a wink at Zhu Daqiang happily, and said proudly: "In addition to your cooking skills, you have a unique vision." ”

Zhu Daqiang suddenly gave a cold war and continued: "We have been together a few times. In the last few days, they have been asking you to send pork stewed vermicelli to the deer house, just to tell me that they have been arrested and asked me to get them out quickly. ”

I asked, "They asked for it, and you did it?"

"I ...... There's no way, Huahua is pregnant with my child!" Zhu Daqiang lowered his head and squeezed out a few tears.

"Your children?" I was so frightened that I almost fell down.

No, can a pig have a baby with a pangolin?

Maybe the physiological structure between the demon clan is special, and they can, but why can pigs and pangolins be, but the fire fox clan can only be with the fire fox clan and can't accept other demon clans?

"Well, it's thirteen months, and she said it's still seven children!" Zhu Daqiang choked up.

"Damn, you believe it for thirteen months, not that pigs are only four months ......old," I wanted to tease a few words, but suddenly it occurred to me that things between demons cannot be measured according to the laws of the animal kingdom.

Perhaps, the pig and the pangolin have a child, and the gestation period is really more than 13 months?