"Let's talk about the registration back on the boat, but Yang Tang's half of your modern poems should be announced below, right?"

As soon as Shangguan Mingxin's words came out, everyone present looked at Yang Tang in unison.

"What modern poetry?" Dong Yun is obviously not only interested in flower and plant poetry.

"Let me think about it, oh yes, it's like this......" Xia E began to chant, "You stand on the boat and watch the scenery, and the people who watch the scenery are watching you from the shore!"

Zhang Dong and the others were both stunned and asked, "And then?"

Xia E spread her hands: "It's gone, Brother Yang just said these two sentences." ”

"Isn't it Xiao Yang, Qiwen appreciates it, you read the back out, Brother Zhang, I'll listen to it too!" Zhang Qin said itchily, obviously he is also a (Wen Qing) person who is not lightly ill.

Yang Tang was a little helpless, and was about to say that he hadn't thought about it yet, when the oil pot and the meat and vegetarian dishes he ordered happened to be pushed over. He took the opportunity to look at the time, and it was almost ten to twenty o'clock, and immediately changed the topic and counted the clerk: "You guys are too slow to serve food here, right?

"Sorry sir, next time we serve the food as soon as possible......"

"Do you want to have a next time?" Yang Tang raised his eyebrows, pretending to be angry.

Zhang Qin saw through his trick at a glance, waved his hand and said, "Fú ù member, you go down!" After waiting for fú ù member to retreat, "Xiao Yang, I didn't expect you to transfer your firepower to play quite slippery, but unfortunately, you met me, just those two lines of poetry, what about the back?"

Yang Tang really wanted to say "I won't say anything if I am killed", but he suddenly found that Shangguan Mingxin and Duan Yibin were all staring at him, and it was difficult to say perfunctory words: "You really want to listen, right? Okay, don't blame me for being disappointed later......"

Shangguan Mingxin immediately said: "I don't blame you, I don't blame you!"

"Also, I have to state that I am only an adaptation of this poem, not an original!"

Duan Yibin was stunned and said: "What do you mean by this? We haven't heard the poems you recited, and we have searched on the Internet, but we can't find them, how can it be adapted?"

Yang Tang said forcefully: "If someone writes a poem, can't he show it to himself? Or maybe several masters circulate it to each other and don't want to circulate it to the world!"

Duan Yibin bowed slightly: "It's not impossible, the problem is ......"

"What else is the problem!" Zhang Qin pouted, "Xiao Duan, haven't you heard it yet? Xiao Yang is boasting that he is a hermit master!"

Yang Tang: "......"

"Okay!" Dong Yun interrupted Zhang Qin's words, "Yang Tang, you don't care about him, he's jealous!"

Yang Tang chuckled twice, but he didn't actually put Zhang Qin in his eyes: "That poem...... Do you still want to read it?"

"Read!" the three female compatriots present said in unison.

Women are not easy to mess with, women can hold up half the sky.

Seeing this, Yang Tang no longer procrastinated, and recited directly: "You stand on the boat and watch the scenery, and the people watching the scenery look at you from the shore." The bright moon decorates your window, and you decorate other people's dreams!"

"The bright moon decorates your windows, and you decorate other people's dreams...... These last two sentences are really well written!" Shangguan Mingxin's eyes were confused, and her thoughts drifted somewhere.

"It's very reverie!" Dong Yun also praised.

Zhang Qin looked at Yang Tang with a little jealousy: "The poem is good, but where does this 'window' come from?

Yang Tang chuckled in his heart when he heard this, and was thinking of an excuse, Xia E took a step ahead of him and said, "Isn't there a window on the cruise ship?"

Zhang Qin: "Uh...... Xiao Yang, you are the author, what about your explanation? It can't really be such a cliché as the windows on the ship, right?"

Yang Tang smiled lightly: "Brother Zhang, in fact, the elegance in the poems is vulgar in reality. Hey, the soup is boiling, eat hot things, eat hot things, start!", he said, ignoring the comments of others on his "elegant and vulgar" just now, he picked up a piece of hairy belly and stretched it into the red soup.

The big guys immediately woke up, smelled the boiling fragrance of the soup, and felt the drums in their stomachs, and they picked up their chopsticks, twisted their favorite dishes, scalded them, and ate and ate...... However, after only a few bites, everyone was sweating finely, but they couldn't stop it, and continued to scald things to eat, except for Yang Tang, everyone else was oily and sweaty!

Yang Tang ate a lot of food, but his face was always not red or panting, and there was only fine sweat on his forehead.

"I'll go to Xiao Yang, you kid didn't sweat much, and he was too spicy, right?" Zhang Qin said as he stuffed a large piece of hot duck intestine into his mouth.

"I'm a native of Wudu, and I eat more spicy food than you eat salt!" Yang Tang boasted.

Duan Yibin was unconvinced: "Lao Yang, I am also a native of Wudu, I should eat no less spicy food than you, why do I sweat so much?"

"You're sweat glands too developed. Yang Tang made an excuse.

"It's still my clear soup, it's not spicy, but it still tastes pretty good...... Shangguan Mingxin twisted a piece of winter melon and put it in her small mouth and chewed it slowly, although her forehead was full of sweat, her face was light.

Dong Yun glanced at her and complained: "Pull it down, you can eat Bayu hot pot without spicy, it means that you have never eaten hot pot!"

I have to say that when eating out and eating general home-cooked food, both men and women, most people still maintain a kind of reserve, but once they eat hot pot, the eating appearance suddenly becomes original.

What's more, Yang Tang found that no one cared about his poem about the bright moon decorating the window anymore. It was right in his hands.

Forty minutes later, there was almost no leftover on the table, except for a pot that had begun to get greasy with the soup stock still boiling and rising.

"Boss, pay the bill!"

Then a group of people supported each other and strolled back to the pier, staggering but cautiously on the cruise ship, and finally no one planted in the river.

After a while of the wind blowing on the deck, and walking back and forth for dozens of steps, everyone's round little belly showed a little sign of subsiding, and the movement of walking was not as lazy as before.

But at this time, no one really mentioned the "Broken Chapter" recited by Yang Tang anymore, even Zhang Qin, who was a little jealous, didn't mention it anymore, but took Dong Yun back to the room after taking a walk to eat.

But in fact, anyone who has heard "Broken Chapter" thinks that Yang Tang has a very deep foundation in modern poetry, and it is not suitable to provoke, but can only be communicated.

After blowing the river breeze for a while, Yang Tang said: "Let's go back too, I was sweating from eating just now, and I have to take a shower!"

"That's right!" Duan Yibin nodded in agreement, "I just don't know where this ship will go tomorrow morning if it's going so slowly?"

"I estimate that the shipping crew will sail all night, and we will arrive in the ghost town of Fengdu tomorrow morning, and then the crew will catch up on sleep, and we will go ashore to visit!" Yang Tang guessed.

In fact, the scenery of the Three Gorges along the Yangtze River, before entering the Three Gorges, there are so many scenic spots to visit, one is a ghost town, the other is the White Emperor City, and then the boat will dock at Wushan Wharf, which is the last port before entering the Three Gorges.

"Isn't it dangerous to sail at night?" Duan Yibin, who was on a cruise for the first time, was a little worried.

"On the contrary, because it is night, the crew will be extra vigilant when driving a cruise ship, and in an inland waterway like the Yangtze River, the underwater reefs have basically been marked one by one after years of exploration, and they are marked by reef boats, which will be lit up at night, like a lighthouse, so on the dark channel, it is quite clear and obvious, unless the helmsman takes the wrong medicine, otherwise he will not hit this kind of mold. ”

After listening to Yang Tang's analysis, Duan Yibin was finally relieved. So the two greeted Shangguan Mingxin and Xia E, who were chatting, and entered the cabin together and went up to the suite floor.

As a result, the elevator stopped just two floors up, the door opened, and a muscular man wearing a neck band came in outside, which was the one who was stunned by Yang Tang [Dragon Tail Return] in the pool in the afternoon.

The muscular man obviously remembered Yang Tang's face, and looked at him for a while, but hesitated to enter the elevator, obviously apprehensive about the harm Yang Tang gave him. You must know that Yang Tang's elbow counterattack not only discounted his jawbone, but also injured his cervical vertebrae. It can be said that as long as Yang Tang's strength at that time was half a point heavier, the muscular man's cervical spine would not be injured and misaligned.

"Can't you get in?" Yang Tang asked as if he didn't know the muscular man.

"You ......" The muscular man gritted his teeth, and finally stepped into the elevator car, at the same time, his heart was tightened, his eyes did not squint, and he didn't dare to appreciate the beauty of Shangguan Mingxin next to him at all, for fear that Yang Tang would suddenly burst out and beat him unconscious again.

The elevator doors close and continue on the uphill journey. The atmosphere in the elevator car was rather oppressive, and no one spoke.

To be honest, the muscular man who was injured by his chin and cervical spine didn't want to let the ship police come to trouble Yang Tang after he was rescued, but first, the huge cabin, he didn't know which floor Yang Tang lived on, and second, he watched the video playback of Jiān Kòng, and regrettably found that there was no ** around the pool to photograph Yang Tang knocking him down at that time, and there were even few witnesses, so there was not enough evidence to accuse Yang Tang of hurting people.

Speaking of which, some people may want to ask, it is obvious that it was the muscular man who made the first move, Yang Tang just fought back, even if he hurt someone and there was evidence of shì pín, he could not be detained, right? But in fact, if there was really a video of shì pín, Yang Tang would probably be troubled by the officers accompanying the ship. Maybe some people don't understand, but the truth in the middle is very simple, to make a more exaggerated analogy, A and B had a dispute, Party B hit Party A first, and Party A fought back and beat Party B to death. Everyone said, will jǐng chá find trouble with Party A?dá àn is certain, he will definitely find trouble with Party A, after all, if a dead person is dead, even if Party A is negligent, then he will have to be punished.

In the same way, if Yang Tang injured someone, some coercive measures (such as detention) should be implemented, and a certain amount of financial compensation should be given to the muscular man after the parties discussed or mediated in court. However, there is no video data, so I just rely on a few eyewitnesses to call for what kind of sentence Yang Tang wants to give, it is hemp rope and tofu, don't mention it! If the eyewitnesses' statements are all the same, it is called confession, and if there are discrepancies in the statements, it is called suspicious, and the interests of the doubts are attributed to the defendant (that is, the so-called guilt in doubt), and the court has no way to sentence Yang Tang. And the muscular man is a student of Xizheng, and he still has this common sense, so he didn't look for jǐng chá.

"Ding!"

When the elevator reached the cabin where the balcony room was located, the muscular man didn't even dare to look at Yang Tang again, and rushed out of the elevator.

The elevator doors close and continue on the uphill line.

Shangguan Mingxin finally sighed and said angrily: "If it weren't for the fact that there was jiān kòng in the elevator, the old lady would kick the balls of that sassy man!"

When Yang Tang heard this, he subconsciously clamped his crotch and said, "You don't need to be so ruthless, right? Don't you see him wearing a neck band, I have already helped you educate him fiercely." ”

"I saw it all at the time, do you need to repeat the publicity?" Shangguan Mingxin rolled her eyes, "But I haven't officially thanked you yet, why don't I invite you to sit in the bar hall and have a cup of coffee?"

"Okay for coffee, I'm going too!" Xia E said slightly excitedly.

Yang Tang disagreed: "What time is this, let's talk about it tomorrow!"

"Why are you like this, you don't have ...... manners"

Shangguan Mingxin still wanted to go on, but Duan Yibin interrupted her: "I think that muscular man just now is not good at stubble, he won't expose this paragraph and trouble us again, right?"

Yang Tang was slightly stunned when he heard this, glanced at Shangguan Mingxin, and said, "It's not good to say this...... Whatever, anyway, the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth, by the way, which floor did he get off the elevator just now?"

"It's a balcony floor. Xia E replied.

Shangguan Mingxin pouted and said: "It seems that he is not a rich man, the old lady can stone him to death with money!"

Yang Tang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "Shangguan Daxiǎo jiě, it was I who hurt him, and if he wants to sue, he will also sue me, it has nothing to do with you, can you take money and stone him to death?"

"But you hurt him for me, so if he makes trouble for you, I will naturally help you solve it!" Shangguan Mingxin said.

"Thank you for your righteousness, but I don't need to!" Yang Tang looked indifferent, to be honest, in fact, the ** around the pool can be photographed from more than two angles of his elbow hitting the muscular man, but at that time, the steering function of ** was taken over by the red queen, so there was no ** Yang Tang beating people, and even the red queen erased the boring selfie or something around the pool at that time. It can be said that in just a few seconds when Yang Tang fought back at the muscular man, there was no electronic device present to photograph the style of [Dragon Tail Return].

"It's your business whether you need it or not, but I'll take care of it!" Shangguan Mingxin said arrogantly.

Yang Tang: "......"

Xia E was a little puzzled: "Sister Xin, what did you just say about smashing the other party with money, how did you smash it?"

"It's not simple, you think, he lives in a balcony room, and he is definitely not financially rich, as long as he ......"

"Ding!"

The suite floor arrived.

"Okay Shangguan, stop, don't teach bad children!" Yang Tang finally got a little bored.

Shangguan Mingxin clearly felt Yang Tang's emotions, quickly closed her mouth, and pretended to look at Yang Tang with a pitiful look.

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