"I remember you said that your wife's name is Wanda, so why are you afraid of being like this?" Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Because she is the most powerful of the magicians I know, even in a normal state, she is capable of the siege of the enemy, Doctor Doom and Loki, this is just her most ordinary combat power, if she loses her mind, a word can wipe out the world, don't think I'm exaggerating, I once saw with my own eyes, only nine years old, with one sentence, she threw the master of chaos magic to the edge of the universe, you see me like this now, how can I not be afraid?" Li Kang only has a pair of underwear on his body, and there are at least dozens of lip prints on his body, and any woman will go crazy when she sees him like this.

"Wow~!I thought my sister-in-law was just a big beauty, but I didn't expect that she was still a magician with such terrifying strength, if she knew to fool around here, she would kill you, right?" Deadpool asked with interest.

"Kill me? That's not it, don't you know me? I, Li Kang, will prepare a way back no matter when, tell you a good news, I brainwashed her when she was nine years old, so that no matter how debauched and foolish she saw me, she would forgive me, I was so ruthless, haha..."

"If that's the case, then I don't understand, what are you afraid of?" Deadpool asked, puzzled.

"Well, this.... When it comes to that bad news, although she will forgive me, but the premise is that she must break one of my legs, damn it, you quickly wipe off all the lipstick marks on my body, quickly bring my clothes over, and put them on for me! I will add money to you!" Li Kang hurriedly began to make amends, and he was not in the mood to play anymore anyway.

"Hey~!Brother, my sister-in-law's punishment is a bit vague, which leg is she going to break you?" Deadpool suddenly asked gloatingly.

"Doesn't a person have two legs, does it matter if you break that one?" asked Li Kang suspiciously.

"Wow~!This is not necessarily, after all, men have three legs, what if she will break your leg? Guess what?" Deadpool was indeed gloating, he had never seen Li Kang so flustered, and he couldn't help but tease.

"That's right, I must have broken my third leg, I didn't run. A **** whispered.

"Indeed, if I find my husband going out to ghost with the family's money, I will definitely break his tool for committing the crime, which is definitely the third leg. Another **** followed God to make up for it.

Li Kang's face turned pale.

"Doodoo...."The mobile phone was broken and ranging, obviously there was no power, but it still kept ringing, this situation was simply a cheap horror movie, but Li Kang didn't dare to slack off.

"Oh, sell!cake!!

"Hey~!Honey, why did it take so long for you to answer my call, you shouldn't have gone out to fool around, right?" Wanda's voice was still sweet and charming, but the second half of the sentence was too accurate, but it made Li Kang's entire back feel cold.

"Ahaha.... I'm the most decent person in life, and as long as I see that kind of bastard who lives a depraved life, I am indignant, and I want to grab him by the hair, and drag him to the library, and read some books that cultivate his sentiments, and I am such a righteous person, and I can't get rid of this problem if I want to, alas, a person like me, who is more chivalrous than a knight in the Middle Ages, lives in such a chaotic and decaying world, and it is my great sorrow. Li Kang's voice was full of heartache.

"Okay, I know you're a decent gentleman, I just saw you in Las Vegas, so I called you, but I'm actually in Las Vegas, don't you say?" Wanda said in a mischievous voice.

"You.. How did you know I was in Las Vegas?" asked Li Kang, confused.

"I said you can't blame me, in fact, I put a tracking spell on your wedding ring, so that no matter where you are, I can know exactly if you say I love you too much, right? The sound of Wanda kissing her phone came over.

"Ahaha... You really love me so much. Li Kang replied perfunctorily, he looked at the wedding ring on his finger in surprise, he had felt a little strange energy emitted from the wedding ring, and he used countless spells to detect it at that time, but nothing was detected, and he was relieved at that time.

Now Li Kang suddenly figured it out, this is all because the chaotic magic of the Scarlet Witch Wanda is a new type of magical energy that is different from any magic in history, and the chaotic magic is too special, so of course it can't be detected with ancient spells.

"What do you say? You say I love you too much? Did I bore you? Tell me clearly, what do you mean?" Wanda's voice suddenly turned stern, and the old people often said that there was nothing wrong with a woman turning her face faster than a book.

"Ahh I mean, you see you love me so much, you love me so much, in contrast, I haven't been able to fulfill the responsibility of a good husband, I feel ashamed, I'm so ashamed, I have such a good wife who loves me, but I can't see you, I feel my heart hurting, no, if I can't see you now, I may die of lovesickness tonight, I miss you so much. Li Kang's sensual words made everyone on the bed tremble together.

"Yes, I miss you so much, but I thought you had something to do, so I never contacted you, but since you miss me too, well, I'll go to you right away, you wait for me." Wanda said in a sweet voice, her voice full of anticipation.

"Hey, you're going to come to me?!" Li Kang couldn't wait to slap his two big mouths immediately, this FLAG is too Nima classic, and today he is simply the king of FLAG.

"Yes, I'm coming to you, are you busy there?" asked Wanda.

"Busy! I'm almost too busy. Li Kang hurriedly said.

"That's right, I can still help you, I'll cast a spell to teleport, twenty seconds at most, you don't have to miss me anymore, you'll see me alive, okay?" Wanda said excitedly.

"Well, it couldn't have been better.. Okay, I'm dying. Li Kang hung up the phone in despair, and he was so easily forced into a corner.

No, you can't just sit still, you have to think of a way, Li Kang walked quickly to the bedside, opened a suitcase, took out 150,000 US dollars from the suitcase, and distributed it to everyone********* you must cooperate with me, cooperate well, this money is yours, Deadpool, you put a sheet on me and kneel at the head of the bed! There must be a Bible in the damn hotel..."Li Kang was on the bedside table, and turned to a worn-out Bible that was about to grow worms, and he quickly opened the Bible.

At this moment, there was a gentle knock on the door, Li Kang hooked his hand, the door opened, and standing outside the door was the beautiful and moving Scarlet Witch Wanda.

Wanda was about to throw herself into Li Kang's arms, but suddenly found that the situation in the room was too weird, a man wearing a sheet and a perverted mask was kneeling at the head of the bed, and behind the man, there were more than a dozen women with different expressions, these women were all wearing sexy naked underwear, and they were not good people at first glance, eighty percent of them were so-called******** Wanda's eyebrows were raised.