Chapter 506: The Bear Child Barbecues a Big Living Man
Chapter 506: The Bear Child Barbecues a Big Living Man
It's a pity that Lan Xiruo quickly dodged, and he only photographed the hem of her clothes.
"Master of the Dream Family, are you here today to kill me? Aren't I too face-saving?" Lan Xiruo sat on the roof with a smile and looked cross-legged at the angry Master of the Dream Family below.
The master of the Dream Family gritted his teeth.
Of course, he didn't just find fault, he just wanted to warn Lan Xiruo that she would regret it in the future. Because...... Dreamer Now......
They were already fearless, the whole state of the dreamer, if anyone could break in...... It's probably scaring people to death.
"Master of the house, let's stop fighting, it's boring, I understand what you said. Anyway, it's your dream family that has a big move, and if we don't surrender, it's a dead end, isn't it?" Lan Xiruo raised his eyebrows and looked at the master of the dream family.
The head of the Dream Family nodded, and the meaning was reached, and he stayed soon, and the Dream Family ...... It still needs to be supervised. If there is a mistake, it is a heavy loss.
"It's good to know, don't kneel on the ground and beg for mercy when the time comes!" the master of the dream family snorted coldly, then withdrew his spiritual power and walked away directly.
Lan Ningjue also began to gather all the people and began to discuss. At the moment, the biggest threat to them from the dreamers is the strange creature.
It was something unknown, and if the dreamers really intended to use it against them, they would have to have a countermeasure.
Otherwise...... It's probably really a dead end.
Unknown powerful and savage creatures, and in large numbers...... It's hard to imagine what would have happened if these things had actually joined the fight.
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On the Chaos Emperor's side, he has not been idle in the past two days, and there are always hidden masters trying to provoke him, probably watching ...... He looks like a woman, so he thinks it's easy to bully.
However, the Chaos Emperor really wants to curse: labor and management are men, men!
But think about it, if it's a woman...... Doesn't seem like much, right?
So, he inexplicably calmed down his anger, just drove these masters away, and stopped killing them all.
But these hidden masters are a little ignorant, it is a strong provocation, and the angry Chaos Emperor has made several moves.
He is also relatively unique, and he doesn't hit other people's vital points, nor does he do anything, he picks some strange places to fight. For example - give you two panda eyes, or punch your nose, or stab someone's clothes with a sword, and you can't even cover your body.
In short, the bad taste is endless, and this Chaos Emperor enjoys it.
The most absolute thing is probably that there is a man who comes to find fault, the Chaos Emperor seems to be of a better nature that day, and he is also very annoyed when he is disturbed, so he directly pierced this person's nostrils with the tip of his sword.
That's not all, the Chaos Emperor was stunned to tie up people, put other people's dirty pants on his head, exposed his two eyes, scattered all his hair, and wore his robe upside down, what should have been on top became below, and below became top, shoes...... It's on the hands.
After all this, the Chaos Emperor finally hung a wooden sign around this person's neck, which read: "I am the legendary pervert, ahahaha".
It is said that this person was directly thrown into the street by the Chaos Emperor.
This poor reclusive master, whose mind had been controlled by the Chaos Emperor, paraded through the streets like this, and everyone saw his reaction, first hiding, then laughing.
After that, the person ...... famous.
The Chaos Emperor doesn't care so much, anyway, whoever makes him unhappy is a capital crime.
But one day...... There was a hidden master who managed to avoid the eyes of the Chaos Emperor and slipped into the courtyard. He wanted to see what was in the room.
So, he tiptoed through the door.
However, as soon as the door was opened, a basin fell directly, first hitting his head with a "clang", and then while he was still covered, a basin of cold water was poured down, and then a bag of flour was poured down.
Now it's good, his whole body is covered in flour, and ...... It probably won't be clean for a while.
Suddenly, the laughter of three children was heard.
The reclusive master was covered in flour, and he couldn't see clearly, and could only hear the cheerful discussion of the three children.
"Ahaha, got it. I'll tell you, it's not a lot of peace these days, and there's always someone who wants to come in and make trouble for us!" a little boy crossed his waist and said angrily.
That's right, this is Ye Baihe.
"Brother, you are so powerful!" Ye Baili looked at his brother adoringly, and then looked at Lan Liyuan, who was also a little surprised on the side, "Ahaha, is my brother the most powerful?"
Lan Liyuan seemed a little awkward, he looked at Ye Baili, then at Ye Baihe, and reluctantly spoke: "Mmmm, your brother is very powerful." In fact, he wanted to say that he thought she was also very powerful.
But since Ye Baili didn't ask, he didn't say anything.
"Now...... Let's punish this person and let him know that we are not easy to bully!" Ye Baihe began to think of a way, and then beckoned the two of them over, and said a lot of words.
"Okay, that's it!" Ye Baili agreed.
Seeing that Ye Baili had no opinion, Lan Liyuan also nodded.
The two children quickly found rope and firewood, and then Ye Baihe used his spiritual power to conjure up a shelf.
The three children tied up this hidden master very hard, and the master was still struggling halfway, probably thinking that it was too embarrassing to be caught by the three children.
However, these three children are not easy to deal with.
"Be honest!" Ye Baili was holding a wooden stick in his hand at that time, and ...... directly And a stick struck the man on the head. Of course, it was a small wooden stick, and the man was not unconscious, but it hurt badly.
His mouth was covered with flour, and he couldn't open his mouth, so he could only silently remember a few people in his heart. Wow, these children dare to play tricks on him, see how he cleans up these people after he goes out!
While he was still thinking about it, several children finally tied him up, and Ye Baihe continued to urge his spiritual power and hung him in the ...... on the shelf.
If you look at it, it looks like a wild boar barbecue in the wild.
"Liyuan, you make a fire, Li'er, you put the seasoning, I'm responsible for watching this person. Ye Baihe commanded happily, stood there with his hands behind his back, and began to supervise in a decent manner.
The night white glass is not ambiguous, and the seasoning is poured directly up bottle by bottle.
It's in a pretty good position - nostrils.
Although the nostrils of this hidden master are all flour, he can still suck in a little bit! There are so many seasonings, it will choke people to death, okay?
Lan Oak Yuan is not bad, and the position of the fire is also very suitable - ass!
This man's ass was gloriously ...... in such an environment Scorched.
The main thing is, it's a bunch of little kids!
A hidden master, embarrassed by three little children, will laugh to death when this is heard, right?
"Li'er, put more spices. Oak abyss, this fire is not big enough. Ye Baihe commanded, then pulled out a wooden stick and hit the hidden master directly, "Don't move, be careful that I kill you!"
The voices of several children are still very immature, and the more they are threatened, the more there is a ...... in the heart of this hidden master Shame.
Being teased by a few kids, this really doesn't have to live!
After tossing for a long time, several children felt satisfied and stopped.
But that's not the end of it!
"He's too dirty, let's wash him up and let him go!" She looked at the hidden master with a smile and a responsible face.
However, the hidden master just wanted to roar: "You let me go back!"
Ye Bai Hyuk agreed, but they didn't follow the normal steps. 、
They threw the people directly into the vat, and then began to light a fire below to burn wood and pour cold water directly into it.
The flour sticking to the body is sticky enough, and when this water comes, it is estimated that it will really not be able to peel off a layer of skin. And then...... The most devastating thing is that the seasoning on the body begins to melt in the water, and the water temperature begins to rise.
A scent began to spread through the air.
This hidden master is very sure that this is emanating from his body, it is the fragrance of that kind of food!
A few children continued the discussion from above.
"He seems to be glued. ”
"Well, it's pathetic. ”
"Li'er, don't come down, I'll be fine with Liyuan. With that, Ye Baihe and Lan Liyuan jumped down directly.
Their method is also very simple and rude, directly pulling the flour down from the body of this hidden master. This flour is also mixed with something, which is very sticky, like super glue, and it is difficult to get it off when it is stained.
The master began to convulse in pain.
The most excessive thing is that the hairs on this body are pulled off, what does it mean!
"Hey, oak yuan, what do you think this is?" Ye Baihe pulled a handful of sweat hairs and showed it to Lan oak yuan with great interest.
Lan Liyuan is a little older, but he still knows. He looked at the hidden master and blinked: "It's just hair, right? But this hair is too long, so it's better to pull it out." Come on, come on, I'll help you. It's probably going to look good if you pull it all out!"
So the two unlucky children began to pout their butts and pull hard.
Even ...... I lost a lot of my hair.
Ye Baili was excited to see it above, and kept shouting: "You guys work hard, you can clean it up soon, I'll go boil hot water, and I'll put it down later!"
This hidden master has been torn apart......
Finally, the two bear children got almost right, so they jumped on it.
Ye Baili poured a large basin of hot water down. This scene is probably like the process of a chicken that has been plucked and starts to burn.
Well...... That's about it.
Because the master of the hidden world didn't even have the strength to howl, he just looked at the children with great interest.