After saying this, no matter how Joshua asked, the front desk lady didn't say anything else as if she had any scruples about something.

Joshua's unusual behavior made Joshua even more confused and curious, and he walked over to the group of drunks with his room card and a piece of paper: "Guys, do any of you know what this is?"

The sharp-eyed Ye Xi immediately saw that the piece of paper he was holding in his hand was a ghost exorcism.

Ye Xi tilted his head and looked at him drunkly: "Where did you get this? How much does it cost? Did you get deceived?"

Joshua pointed to the front desk: "The young lady gave it to me, saying that sticking this will improve the quality of sleep." ”

"Improve sleep quality?"

Ye Xi shook his head, took the charm and looked at it carefully: "This is an exorcism charm, not a meditation spell, how to improve the quality of sleep?"

As soon as they heard the word "ghost", the others instantly came to their senses.

Gao Mumian clapped his hands and smirked: "I actually came to a haunted hotel!

Bailey also smirked and agreed: "That's it, it's too boring if you don't do something after drinking!"

Ye Xi was affected by alcohol, and his personality became bad. She smiled slightly: "yes, I suddenly want to see who dances......"

Ye Xi and the three women looked at each other and smiled, comprehending, and couldn't help but rub their hands.

Joshua and Billeg: "......"

To tell the truth, women are really much more terrifying than ghosts......

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Below is a ghost's self-complaint.

Hello everyone, my name is Yang Dawei, I used to be a programmer, and now I am a ghost, and I have been a ghost for three years.

As for why I became this ghost, before telling my story, I would like to sing a song of "Green Light" by Stefanie Sun as my beginning.

When you hear this song, you're sure to smile.

That's right, I was greened, I was green by my girlfriend who has been dating for three years, but what's even more hateful is that I haven't found out after being green for three whole years?!

As for why I found out this time, it comes from my hand.

I lost my phone, which is fortunately not expensive, but it doesn't mean that I will give it up. When I used the computer to check the location of my phone, I accidentally entered my girlfriend's mobile phone model. You see, I love my girlfriend so much that I remember her phone model clearly.

I believe that you who have rich experience or who have the same experience have already guessed the rest of the story.

That's right, the positioning is in a hotel.

Curiosity kills the cat, and it kills me.

I rushed over in a hurry and arrested the dog man and woman on the spot. Although I would love to beat them up, I am a civilized person, and the other person seems to be a fitness instructor...... So I gave up the idea of beating them up, and after all, she was only my girlfriend and not my wife, and this kind of thing can only be morally criticized.

Before I could criticize them, I somehow didn't breathe well, and suddenly my eyes went black and I fainted.

When I wake up again...... I found out that the hell is actually floating in the air?!

I'm dead, to death.

I think that when Zhou Yu was angry to death, he found himself floating in the air, and then he asked three questions about the ultimate philosophy of life:

Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?

Now that I'm a ghost, I'm going to do something that a ghost should do, for example, scary.

Because of my ex-girlfriend, I hate these people who come to the hotel to open a room, so I'm going to scare them, they deserve to be scared!hahahahahaha...... Ahem (choking on saliva).

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That night, this ghost named Yang Dawei came to the hotel as usual after twelve o'clock in the middle of the night.

Recently, the guests who stayed in this hotel have put away ghost charms on the outside of the door, and Yang Dawei can't get in with his little way, so they have to go door to door to find the rooms of Ma Daha, who forgot to put the charms.

Huangtian lives up to his heart, oh no, it should be Huangtian who lives up to his heart "ghost", Yang Dawei finally found one on the seventh floor.

Yang Dawei's face suddenly showed a very obscene smile, and he floated into the room with his fists in his hands, and at the same time shouted in his heart: Dog man and woman, your ghost uncle is here!

Yang Dawei came to the head of the bed, and was thinking about what to pose today, when he suddenly heard a "pop" sound, and the lights were turned on in the dark room.

Yang Dawei was not very used to the bright place, rubbed his eyes, and found that there were two men and two women, a total of four people, leaning on the bed and looking at it with a smile.

Yang Dawei was stunned for a moment in his heart: Nani, so many people, 4P, people are playing so exciting, wait, they seem to be looking at themselves? But I haven't been concretized yet, they shouldn't be able to see me, right? Could it be that there are bugs in the ghost world?

Yang Dawei hesitated and moved to the left, only to see that the group of men and women lying on the bed also moved their heads, their eyes pointing straight and smiling.

Yang Dawei was shocked: You can really see it?

Yang Dawei coughed: "I don't know what a few peers call it?"

"The pure heart of the Taoist priest has no thoughts, please advise more. ”

Ye Xi stood behind it and looked at it with a smile. Obviously, she also turned on the light just now.

Yang Dawei was stunned for a moment: "Taoist priest, the kind of ghost hunter?"

At this time, Gao Kapok got out of bed together and came to Yang Dawei, bowed deeply and introduced himself: "Daohe Shrine Witch Gao Kapok, please advise." ”

Joshua also shook hands with Yang Dawei and smiled amicably: "Joshua, Priest of the Holy Cathedral of the East, please advise more." ”

Bailey lay on the bed and looked at it with a lazy face: "I am Bailey, a gypsy witch who has no fixed place, please advise." ”

Bilegg stared at it: "That Daria wood wizard Billeg, please advise." ”

David Yang: "......"

Feel...... Seem...... It seems to be ...... Fell into the wolf's den?

Yang Dawei swallowed his saliva with difficulty: "Since it's so late...... Then I won't bother. ”

After Yang Dawei finished speaking, he turned around and wanted to slip away, but was forcibly stopped by a peachwood sword with an aura.

Ye Xi looked at it with a drunken smile: "Don't worry, we will definitely not hurt you." ”

David Yang: "......"

This girl, you are holding a sword and saying such things to me is not convincing at all!

Gao Kapok looked at it with a stupid smile: "We just want to see you dance, and we will definitely not beat you." I want to watch a Japanese fan dance now, so why don't you dance for a while, do you have any opinions?"

Everyone else has no opinion, as long as it can jump anyway.

Yang Dawei twisted his head and said very arrogantly: "Soldiers can be killed, not humiliated, I don't dance any Japanese fan dance!"

Ye Xi nodded: "Okay, I respect you as a man! Then don't dance Japanese dance, let's have a piece of Northeast Yangge!"

Yang Dawei: "What's that...... That's not what I meant......"

Ye Xi smiled and pulled out the peachwood sword again: "Or, do you want to see me dance a sword dance for you first?"

David Yang: "......"

Don't dare, don't dare.