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"Where are you going?" said Yang Tangqi. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Naturally, it's for the rough fair..."

"Primitive Fair??" Yang Tang immediately became a spirit.

At this time, Fang Yuhua added: "To tell you the truth, although the recent exhibitions have become more and more weak, it is the largest jade wool distribution event in Southeast Asia, so every time people from all walks of life will basically arrive, some directly into the wool, and some eyes are staring at those half-open gambling stones and all the original stones......"

Yang Tang waved his hand to interrupt her and said, "Then what are you doing?"

"Actually, it's not me, it's my aunt, she specializes in the jade business, have you heard of the brand 'Qishi'? It is one of my aunt's industries!"

Yang Tang was taken aback, Qishi Jewelry is the leader of the Asian jewelry industry, and it can also be squeezed into the top ten in the world, but I didn't expect this to be just Fang Yuhua's aunt's name...... One of the industries.

"This year, she has something to do temporarily, so I asked my second cousin to come to see the world for her...... Originally, if my aunt attended the fair, I wouldn't have come, but with my second cousin, I wanted to join in the fun, so I came out. ”

Fang Yuhua's explanation made Yang Tang suddenly realize, but he couldn't help asking, "What about your second cousin?"

"He had already gone to Myanmar to fight the front station. Fang Yuhua said this, looking at Yang Tang with burning eyes, "Originally, I didn't plan to invite you to the fair, but yesterday you helped me pick out those three ancient books, and I let people who know how to read them, I didn't expect that your kid has a lot of research on antiques and antiques, how about going to the exhibition to meet and know?"

Yang Tang said noncommittally: "I am moved by what you said, but unfortunately I went out to travel with my parents, if I run away with you in this half, what will my parents do?"

Fang Yuhua was stunned for a moment and asked, "Then the original plan, you plan to travel here in Naxi for a few days?"

Yang Tang shook his head and said: "I haven't completely set the time, it doesn't matter if I have one more day or one less day, I will probably go back around ......the Lantern Festival."

"Isn't that over, the jade fair will be held on the nineteenth day of the first lunar month, on the day of the Lantern Festival, we will send my uncle and aunt to take a plane back to Chongqing, and then you will be OK with me?" Fang Yuhua said.

Yang Tang muttered: "It's not impossible, but I have other ideas......

"What do you have in mind?" Fang Yuhua said.

"It's hard to say for now...... Why don't you give me a detailed introduction to the process of the fair, so that it may confirm my idea!"

Fang Yuhua glared at him evilly, pouted, and said: "Actually, I don't know much, I only know that Myanmar is not very safe, so you look at the female bodyguards around me, there are sixteen!"

Yang Tang glared at her back and said, "Don't talk nonsense, get to the point!"

"Okay, the point is that the fair is not in Naypyidaw, the capital of Myanmar, but in Yangon, which is the largest city in Myanmar, but the degree of mixing here is no less than that of New York or Mexico City......

Fang Yuhua's mouth was about to dry, but Yang Tang beside him didn't seem to move.

"By the way, I still remember that you were quite good, and that time at the flower party...... What the hell are you going to do, at least make a statement?"

A smile crossed Yang Tang's eyes, and he began to talk nonsense about his plan: "Ah, oh, I remember, I'm not the best at gambling on stones, but I know a netizen who is quite talkative, that guy should be an expert in this industry, if you really want to find someone to accompany you to Yangon to pick up leaks, you might as well invite him!"

"Netizen, are people reliable?" Fang Yuhua looked distrustful.

"IT'S OKAY, I CAN CALL HIM NOW, AFTER THE PERSON COMES, YOU TEST IT, DON'T YOU KNOW IF IT'S GOOD OR NOT!" Yang Tang instigated, "Besides, my friend has always been a loner, you have so many bodyguards, you shouldn't be afraid, right?"

Fang Yuhua still didn't believe it: "You just call someone to come, I will cover the round-trip air ticket and accommodation, and the price will be negotiated separately after passing the test, I hope the person you are talking about is a lone ranger!"

"Don't worry, I'll call him..."As he spoke, Yang Tang mysteriously walked to the corner and went to the place where there were few tourists to make a call.

At the same time, the one with the Chinese character face of the two female bodyguards came up and said, "Miss, I'm afraid there is fraud!"

Fang Yuhua waved his hand and said: "Ala Hongkui, Yang Tang disdains to lie to me, but I don't know the bottom of his netizen, but once that person dares to fly to Yangon with us alone, the rest of the exhibition will be guarded by the Burmese army throughout the whole process, I believe there will be no trouble!"

The head of the female bodyguard, Hongkui, groaned, bowed slightly, and retreated to her original position.

Yang Tang in the corner was actually just pretending to be on the phone, in fact, as soon as Fang Yuhua mentioned the jade fair, he realized that the opportunity to make money had come, but this time he accompanied his parents out to travel, and he wanted to start and finish well, so he had an idea and thought of a way to get the best of both worlds.

The method is very simple, divide two doppelgangers, one escorts Yang's father and Yang's mother, and still drives back to Chongqing; the other doppelganger pretends to be a gambling stone expert and mixes in Fang Yuhua's team in order to keep abreast of the dynamics of the exhibition; and finally Yang Tang himself, sneaks into Yangon in a different guise, or steals or grabs an invitation to the exhibition to enter the venue in person, you can do whatever you want!

Yang Tang, who considered the whole plan clearly, had to admit that [Advanced Multiple Shadow Clone Technique] + [Transfiguration (Demon Girl)] to implement this plan was simply seamless, the only thing to worry about was that although Yang Tang knew six or seven foreign languages, he didn't know much Burmese.

"Ding Dong", enlightenment rises.

"Whatever your heart desires, you are proficient in all languages!"

Well, I finally have the "heart wants", so that Yang Tang will not have to save for the Lantern Festival in the near future.

Returning to Fang Yuhua's side, before he could speak, Fang Yuhua asked Yang Tang, "How is it?"

Yang Tang chuckled: "Coincidentally, he is traveling in Sangchuan right now, and after answering my call, he said that he would charter a car over immediately, and he should be able to arrive before dinner!"

Fang Yuhua bowed slightly: "It's just right, I asked people to prepare, and when he arrives, it's a mule or a horse, just give it a try." At this point, Yang Fang and the two finally finished talking, so they slowed down and accompanied Yang's father and Yang's mother to watch the scenery together.

Pointing and chattering along the way, walking and walking, Fang Yuhua suddenly remembered something, and said to Yang's mother: "By the way, when it is half past eleven, there will be a 'Buddha bath' activity, aunt, why don't we participate together?"

When Yang Ma Province entered the Big Buddha Temple, she received a ticket of 100 yuan per person, and her flesh hurt so much that she couldn't do it, and she was a little worried at the moment: "Bathing Buddha activity...... Do you want money?"

Fang Yuhua waved his hand and said, "I don't want money..."Mother Yang breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, "But after offering incense in front of the Buddha, basically they will make voluntary donations!"

Mother Yang: "......"

Dad Yang: "......"

Yang Tang: "......"

"Actually, it's nothing. Fang Yuhua hurriedly said, "The donation is purely voluntary, and there are ...... for ten or twenty yuan" But there is one sentence she didn't say, every time she bathes in the Buddha, the half-person-high donation box is always full.

When Yang Tang heard this, he also persuaded his parents: "Parents, An, isn't it just a few small dollars, we spent a hundred yuan to enter this temple, and it doesn't matter if you donate dozens more!"

Dad Yang and Mother Yang were right when they thought about it, and they tacitly agreed to participate in the Buddha bathing activity at half past eleven.

The group went around and around and came to the big Buddha statue and saw a lot of people taking pictures, so Yang Tang and they also took a few photos. Immediately, I found that there were many people around the side steps, and they were gossiping without making a fuss.

"What's going on?" Fang Yuhua glanced at Yang Tang, and when he saw him shaking his head, he asked Hongkui to go up and inquire clearly.

Hongkui soon came back and reported: "Miss, it's actually nothing, just a group of people gathered there to have a prize couplet!"

Fang Yuhua, who did not win the award, directly ignored it: "What couplet?

Hongkui shook his head and said, "I didn't ask for the specifics, but it seems to be related to this big Buddha temple." ”

Hearing this, Fang Yuhua looked at Yang Tang again: "Do you want to go in and take a look?"

Yang Tang looked at the second elder, and when Dad Yang nodded slightly, he said: "It's okay to go in, let your subordinates protect my parents a little!" Fang Yuhua did not object, and glanced at Hongkui, who immediately commanded his five female bodyguards to clear the way.

Then, the three members of the Yang family and Fang Yuhua calmly came to the couplet stall, only to see a couplet hanging on the mast behind the stall: "People have passed the Big Buddha Temple, and the Temple Buddha is bigger than people!"

Fang Yuhua gently recited the couplet, and explained to Dad Yang and Mother Yang in a low voice: "Uncle and aunt, this is actually an inverted pair, the next sentence is like the reflection of the previous sentence, it is indeed quite difficult!"

Yang's father and Yang's mother are all intellectuals, although they don't know much about literature, it doesn't prevent them from understanding Fang Yuhua's words.

At this time, the stall owner spoke: "Hehe, this beauty, you really know the goods, my pair has been hanging here for almost a month, and no one is stunned to come out, if you can come out, see no, you can take all the more than 56,000 bonuses accumulated on this table!" Seeing that Fang Yuhua didn't answer him, he turned to other onlookers and said: "Everyone, you can all come up and give it a try, a pillar of incense only costs ten yuan, and those who have made the next link before the embers can get all the bonuses." ”

At this moment, the onlookers exploded again.

But Yang Tang only sneered when he saw this, and then turned around and walked out of the crowd.

Fang Yuhua asked, "Why are you going?"

"Pee. ”

said it was to pee, but in fact, it went to put the doppelganger.

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(New day, ask for collection, ask for collection, ask for collection!!)

ps: I've been saying that it's a day a day, but my physical condition has been unstable recently, and the update is intermittent, I'm really sorry!

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