Text Chapter 412 Poor kidney function
The audience was quiet, they all wanted to hear why this is the world's first treasure, Sha Yunping on the stage was so angry, this kid snatched a bottle in his own hands, and became the world's first treasure here, isn't this angry?
"Wu Wei, you make a long story short!" Sha Yunping said angrily: "Who do you think you are? History teacher? Or geography teacher? Tell me where you come from!"
"What do you say I am?" Wu Wei is not in a hurry, someone is looking for trouble, so he has to fight back, and he also said coldly: "Can't I tell you history here today? Can't I tell you geography? The purple jade red deer in front, do you know history? The fan of Su Dongpo and Master Buddha Yin in the back, do you know geography? Being demoted to Huangzhou, do you know where Huangzhou is?"
Everyone was amused by Wu Wei, but they are indeed masters! When I talked about history earlier, I also said that the descendants of the Xianbei tribe were also mentioned, and it was also said that Mo Dadu was from the Mona Lou clan, and the red deer was the totem of the Xianbei clan.
If you want to talk about geography, it's okay, Wu Wei said that Su Dongpo was demoted to Hangzhou, and he also said that it is today's Huanggang City, Hubei, and there is nothing wrong with talking about geography.
Sha Yunping was so angry that his legs were weak, and he was glared at by the owner Xing Yekuo, and he was even more angry, so he could only let Wu Wei continue to talk nonsense.
"Speaking of Chang'an, the capital of the Tang Dynasty, there is something to say. Wu Wei glanced at Sha Yunping, and then said disdainfully: "Chang'an is the first metropolis in the world with a population of 500,000. ”
Sha Yunping didn't dare to interject when he was glared, and he was even more angry at this time.
Everyone also saw that Wu Wei was looking for trouble, and he was going to talk about the origin of this treasure, but Sha Yunping interjected such a sentence, and he didn't say anything about it, not to talk about the baby, he really told everyone about history and geography, which everyone knows, Sha Yunping really didn't dare to interject, so he naturally laughed.
"There is a temple in Chang'an City that protects the country and rejuvenates the religion, which is the origin of this treasure. Wu Wei continued to say to everyone: "This temple was built in the Tang Dynasty because the thirteen stick monks saved the Tang King, and Li Shimin built this temple is the most precious treasure in the world, and this treasure is recorded at this time. ”
Everyone saw that Wu Wei finally talked about this baby, and they all listened quietly.
Several people on the stage pouted, ready to fight back at any time.
"There is an eighteen Guanyin Buddha statue in the temple, and the middle one is holding this treasure. Wu Wei continued to say to everyone: "The name of this treasure is Manna Bottle! Speaking of the origin of this treasure, it is shocking to the world!"
When he said this, Wu Wei glanced at a few masters, no one interjected at all, the situation in the audience made Wu Wei almost laugh, and someone opened his mouth and smiled and waited for him to say.
"Legend has it that this treasure was given to the Tang King by an unknown old man. Wu Wei also continued: "Because ······"
"You even brought an unknown legend to tell everyone?" Chu Yuntao really couldn't listen to it anymore, and said angrily: "Who are you fooling?
"I can't speak!" Wu Wei also immediately said: "Then you speak, you know you speak! Everyone welcomes Master Chu to give you a wonderful explanation next!"
At this time, the audience was in chaos, some applauded and welcomed, and some had already scolded, saying that Chu Yuntao didn't know and was still making trouble, making the whole hall chaotic.
Everyone looks interesting, this kid can't be provoked, who said to rush to whom!
Chu Yuntao thought that Wu Wei was talking nonsense, he himself was talking nonsense, how could he take it? He was very embarrassed by the applause and welcome, and he was even more angry when he was scolded by everyone, so he could only shut his mouth helplessly.
"Wu Wei, it's better for you to continue. Xing Yekuo was also angry, but seeing that Wu Wei didn't talk about it, he couldn't explain the origin of this baby, or his own opening ceremony, the limelight was given by this kid, and he was still waiting to fight back, so he hurriedly said: "Don't interject, let's listen to the origin of this baby." ”
"That's right. Wu Wei then said: "If you don't understand, be polite, what kind of master do you call in vain, you don't even have the quality of President Xing, this is embarrassing." ”
Wu Wei's words made several masters even more angry, and their eyes were about to pop out, so they could only wait for Wu Wei to continue.
"The reason why this old man wants to dedicate this treasure to King Tang is that the water in the nectar bottle is inexhaustible. Wu Wei continued: "In the past, in the years of great disasters and droughts, some local people survived by this manna bottle, which is the biggest strangeness of the manna bottle. ”
Now the whole hall was shocked, if there is really such a treasure, it is the first place, and it can indeed be called the first treasure in the world!
"Master Zu taught us that this bottle is recorded in the Foreign Matter Chronicle. Wu Wei laughed and amused: "Call its treasure the first treasure in the world, and later entered Chang'an due to the Anshi Rebellion, and the whereabouts of this treasure are unknown." As the so-called spiritual things choose the master, only the virtuous live in it. It has only come out so far, and it has also fallen into the hands of my Wu Wei, and it has been appraised by my master and your grandfather!"
"Nonsense, nonsense!" Sha Yunping couldn't help it, and said loudly: "You bought it for 700,000 yuan at the exhibition, I don't know? I negotiated the price, and I wanted to buy it for 800,000 yuan, and you got it away, and you became a treasure here?
"Saying that you don't understand bullshit and don't understand anything, you're still stubborn. Wu Wei also said with a smile: "I bought it for 700,000 yuan, and it is 100,000 yuan cheaper, do you think you are a fool?
This can make everyone laugh so much, this is really reasonable, not to mention whether it is a real treasure for the time being, Wu Wei bought it for 700,000 yuan, Sha Yunping bought it for 800, and finally fell into the hands of Wu Wei, how is this price discussed? What are not fools? What are they really two fools!
"Everyone be quiet, everyone be quiet!" Xing Yekuo also had to speak at this time, and hurriedly waved his hand and said: "Since Wu Wei said that it was a nectar bottle, and the water in it was inexhaustible, why don't we test it on the spot?"
"Yes! Test on the spot!" Chen was drunk for a long time, afraid of being counterattacked by Wu Wei, and didn't dare to speak, so he followed up and said: "If this is the case, I will also call Master Zu!"
Naturally, everyone was crying out and asking to see this baby.
"Well, since I dare to say it, I'm not afraid to test it on the spot. Wu Wei said with a smile: "But everyone must have heard what Master Chen Zui said just now, give me a witness!"
Everyone was anxious to see the baby, so naturally they shouted one after another, and if they didn't scream, everyone wouldn't agree.
"Okay!" Wu Wei immediately said aloud: "Take two bottles of mineral water, and find another basin to come over!
Now it was all lively, some squeezed to the front, some went to find water and basins, and they all wanted to see the first treasure in the world.
The staff quickly brought two bottles of mineral water, and there was one next to it, and the basin was also very large, that is, the basin for washing hands in the back.
Wu Wei rolled up his sleeves and slapped his whole body up and down. Immediately after that, the porcelain vase was emptied, and everyone looked at it, and there was not a drop of water in it.
Immediately afterwards, Wu Wei picked up the basin again and buckled it on Sha Yunping's head, indicating that there was no water in it.
Everyone laughed, Sha Yunping couldn't care so much, and there was nothing to deduct, but to see where the water came from?
Everything was ready, Wu Wei poured two bottles of mineral water into the manna bottle, and then poured it into the basin.
This is not the first time, Wu Wei has poured it twice, knowing the strangeness of this nectar bottle, he doesn't pour it when there is some water left, he shakes it in his hand a few times, and feels that there is more water, so he continues to pour it.
Everyone looked stupid, they really hadn't seen this kind of treasure, seeing that it had exceeded the amount of two bottles of mineral water, Wu Wei still shook vigorously, and then poured it up.
There was silence on and off the stage, Jiang Man and the others were also dizzy, and there were bursts of ecstasy in their hearts, it seems that this is really a baby?
Soon Wu Wei filled a basin, touched it with his hand, and immediately splashed it.
"You may not be able to see clearly, but these so-called masters on the stage can see it clearly. Wu Wei immediately said: "The basin is already full, but there is still water in the nectar net bottle in my hand!"
The audience immediately burst into applause, and some had already cheered.
"A few masters, what else is there to say? Do you see it clearly? Otherwise, I can still pour it full!" Wu Wei teased: "A few masters didn't pee in the basin, right? It's impossible, even if a few pee, I'm afraid they don't have such good kidney function!"
Everyone burst into laughter, this kid is too funny.
On the stands, but one by one wood carving clay sculptures in general, this result is really not expected by everyone, no need to test again, this basin of water has fully explained the problem, how many bottles of mineral water can be filled?
Especially Sha Yunping, he was stunned at this time, and his mind was buzzing, such a treasure was sold to Wu Wei by that foolish boss for 700,000 yuan?
"Everyone, everyone has seen it!" Wu Wei said loudly at this time: "Whoever can give a price, as long as it is reasonable, I will accept it!"
Everyone has come back to their senses, this is the world's first treasure, how to give a price?
That Penglai Qixia is already very rare, and the jade quality is not too good, Qin Liuye combined with the historical background, plus the works of Master Liu Ya, this gave 500 million, this treasure is for 100 million, and people can't sell it?
"A few so-called masters!" Wu Wei turned around and said coldly: "Today is the Saibao Conference, my treasure dares to say second, which of you dares to say first?"
This sentence is very shocking, indeed, if Wu Wei's nectar purification bottle is the second, who dares to say the first? These masters can't say a word.
The one who is most afraid is Xing Yekuo, his face is already blue at this time!