Chapter 20: The Great Smash Bros. in the Depths of the Wasteland (5)

Seeing that Li Qiu's attitude was surprisingly tough, Tuoba Ji did not hesitate, and slammed out a palm, and the black flame slammed fiercely in front of Li Qiu, smashing a deep hole less than twenty centimeters away from Li Qiu's little brother.

Li Qiu, who sat in a daze, had no time to react and had no extra energy to dodge, he was suddenly frightened, he felt that his lower body was cold, Li Qiu hurriedly looked down, fortunately his dear little brother was still there, but there was an embarrassing water stain that moistened his crotch.

"The old man has always been a very reasonable person, as long as you say the mantra to control this magic weapon, the old man promises not to kill you. Tuoba said gloomily, he said that he would never kill Li Qiu, but would torture Li Qiu into an inhuman form, so that he could not beg for death.

Li Qiu is not a second or fifth boy whose cerebellum has not yet developed, as a privileged class in Daliang City who is proficient in the unity of speculation and empirical evidence, it is Li Qiu's specialty to make up promises and nonsense, and Tuoba Ji will have to mix it up for a few more years if he wants to deceive him.

Although Li Qiu knew that Tuoba was just farting, he didn't think of any good way to solve the current predicament for a while, Li Qiu hadn't learned any spells, nor had he read any cultivation cheats. Li Qiu just wants to learn from others to go against the sky, and the protagonist casually makes up a set of formulas, and then flickers and lets Tuoba Ji finish reading it...... Then according to the happy ending, Tuoba Ji went mad and exploded and died, and he Li Qiu hugged the princess of Tiankeng, but the premise of all this is that he has the strength of the current compilation.

The current mantra fools Tuoba Ji, it's not that Li Qiu doesn't want to, it's really that Dongzhou teenager Li really can't do it.

"I didn't expect your bones to be so hard, the old man really appreciated it, but it's a pity...... The old man had to reluctantly remove it first, the piece of sponge body on your body that can be retracted freely, the old man wants to see if you can no longer be as hard as you are now. Tuoba Jian saw that Li Qiu was stubborn and refused to say the trick in the end, and in his anger, he directly threatened Li Qiudao.

Gan, Li Qiu has nothing to say, it is a matter of men's dignity and the sponge must not be lost. It's just that the bald man didn't give Li Qiu an instruction manual about the use of this nectar bottle...... The manipulation of the nectar bottle is all based on Li Qiu's own thoughts, even if Li Qiu honestly tells Tuoba Ji such a nonsense reason, can he believe it.

Suddenly, a strange thought flashed in Li Qiu's mind, and he thought about it, since the nectar can make the woman listen to him unconditionally in a short time, then if the nectar is used on the man's body, as the so-called great love is boundless and endless, the spirit of fraternity should, maybe, maybe it is the same in this different world, didn't the bald man say that the nectar has more wonderful uses.

Li Qiu recalled the obscene look on the bald man's face when he introduced the manna, and he felt more and more that he had guessed correctly, the bald man was the existence of Tuoba Ji all the way in his heart, and he was the old pervert of his father and daughter-in-law, Li Qiu felt that he might have inadvertently unlocked some unknown wonderful effect of the manna.

Anyway, there is no better way now, so let's be a living Li doctor, first trick Tuoba Ji into drinking the nectar, even if it doesn't succeed, it won't bring more unlucky consequences.

Seeing that the irascible Tuoba was really about to perform the lost true cavernoscopic resection, Li Qiu hurriedly stopped him, he exhaled and calmed his mind, and then said nonsense: "This bottle is filled with the 'sweet mud brew' elixir left by the giant hanging clan in ancient times, this magical elixir has the ability to resurrect the dead, rejuvenate and prolong life...... It can also increase the user's hundred-year cultivation to only 998, well...... It also has aphrodisiac and ....... ”

"Wait a minute, what are you talking about, does this elixir still have an aphrodisiac effect?" Tuoba interrupted Li Qiu's gibberish, he asked with both confusion and surprise.

Oh, I didn't expect the old pervert to be interested in this, Li Qiu suddenly found the cool point of the old pervert, and he continued to brag cheekily: "The elixir can not only aphrodisiac...... It can also have a bigger effect that you didn't expect. ”

"What you say is true, it really makes it bigger...... Really?" asked Tuoba in disbelief.

"It's true, is there any benefit for me to lie to you, I Li Qiu is the most honest in my life, and I will never deceive people. Li Qiu's face did not change, and he said decisively with a sincere face.

"Getting bigger...... If you dare to lie to me, I will let you die worse than anyone else. Tuoba muttered to himself, sure enough, no matter how old a man is, in the face of the eternal topic of getting bigger, he has the persistence and heartfelt empathy that is never lagging behind.

"You don't know who is more important between getting bigger and killing me. Li Qiu uttered a shocking soul torture, and a simple simple sentence hit the depths of Tuoba Ji's primordial spirit.

"That's right, of course it's getting bigger, and nothing is more important than getting bigger!" Tuoba Ji shouted out his long-suppressed heart with tears in his eyes.

Li Qiu secretly applauded Tuoba Ji's genius, and his face was piled up with a kind and caring smile like an old father.

"It doesn't matter what we kill you, becoming bigger than everyone else is the ultimate meaning of our tireless pursuit of spiritual practice. Tuoba was hoarse, he was crying out for his dreams, for himself in the shadows.

Li Qiu was dumbfounded, he didn't expect the old perverted Tuoba to be able to say such a philosophical emotion, and Li Qiu's heart was extremely moved.

"Why, stinky boy, don't you believe what the old man says. Tuoba looked at Yun Shen and didn't know where to go, and he seemed to remember the painful past.

Li Qiu sat quietly on the ground, not daring to say anything to disturb Tuoba Ji, who was already immersed in his memories.

After a long time, Li Qiu heard Tuoba Ji say in a gloomy and low voice: "Ten years ago, your father chased and killed the old man all the way with an amazing cultivation, and he caused the old man not only to lose an eye but also to be seriously injured. ”

Speaking of sadness, there were faint tears in Tuoba Ji's eyes, and he continued: "I didn't expect that this demon evil skill not only caused the old man to lose his hair every day, but also almost made the old man inhumane again, and the most hateful thing is this damn evil skill, it actually made my cavernous body shrink a lot." The old man has sworn countless times that the old man will definitely let Li Pojun's son taste the same pain as the old man, but I didn't expect that today because of you, the old man has the hope of reviving the demeanor of the little bully of the Qinglou again. ”

Li Qiu listened to Tuobaji's sudden affectionate monologue, he couldn't wait to get up and applaud Tuobaji's bleak encounter, this tragic story of his father and daughter-in-law really poked Li Qiu's cool point, thinking of the old pervert in front of him who had been suffering for ten years, Li Qiu felt that even if he died here immediately, it would not be a loss.

Alive, involved, and dead, liberated, Li Qiu would rather choose the latter.

"I have infinite sympathy for what you have been through, and I am well placed to understand the pain and despair you have suffered. Li Qiu comforted Tuoba with a sincere look on his face.

Tuoba shook his head and asked Li Qiu in disbelief, "Can you really understand the old man's feelings?"

Li Qiu nodded while expressing infinite sympathy and regret for Tuobaji's tragic experience, in fact, Li Qiu's heart is very happy now, he can't wait for Tuoba Jie to never be humane.

Li Qiu thought secretly, no wonder this old pervert has so many magic weapons that he doesn't use, he has to choose an ugly whip as a weapon, and it is really affordable and exciting to think about it.

Tuoba sighed and said with heartfelt emotion: "Every day of fighting and killing in the Great Wilderness, the old man finally realized that in my own heart, only becoming bigger is the ultimate wish I have dreamed of. ”

"Old fellow, I'm happy for you from the bottom of my heart, you really have understood the true meaning. Li Qiu echoed Tuobaji's words, and said without a trace.

Tuoba Jian sneered and shook his head and said: "Boy, don't be yin and yang in front of the old man, whether you really understand the old man or not, the old man just wants to say, is the old man's determination to become bigger wrong!"

I don't, I'm not, don't get me wrong. Li Qiu denied the triple defeat of Tuobaji's doubts about him.

Li Qiu stroked his heart and said firmly: "You are not wrong, the old guy actually has the same belief as you. ”

"Very well, you are an honest general who impresses the old man. Tuoba had a strange feeling of sympathy for Li Qiu, but this prevented him from waiting to torture Li Qiu to the point of inhumane belief.

Li Qiu tried to get the topic back on track, he stared at Tuoba and said sincerely: "Old fellow, look at me, I haven't had any troubles since I had the 'Sweet Mud' Elixir. ”

Hearing this, Tuoba Ji glanced at Li Qiu's crotch, and he scolded Li Qiu loudly: "Stinky boy, how can you deserve to have such a magical magic weapon, you don't have any self-knowledge of your size at all, even if the old man is much smaller, he is bigger than yours." ”

Could it be that the fact that he is three centimeters is ruthlessly exposed...... Li Qiu was mercilessly ridiculed by the old and shrinking Yang Tuoba, and his whole body froze and cracked, which was really a heavy blow to his soul that made him angry.

"Okay, without further ado, you quickly tell the old man the mantra for using the magic weapon, and the old man promises you that he will definitely leave you with one life, and it will be regarded as my return for your kindness. ”

Just as Tuoba Jie and Li Qiu were talking, the spiritual power that emanated from the nectar bottle had already repaired a small half of the injuries in Tuoba Juan's body, and he now did not have the slightest doubt about the miraculous healing ability of the nectar bottle, and then thought that there was an even more magical elixir inside, Tuoba Jie was excited.

Li Qiu pretended to ponder for a while, and then nodded reluctantly: "Okay, I believe what you say, and I hope you can keep your promise, I will start teaching you the mantra for using the magic weapon now, only the correct mantra can allow you to obtain the elixir in the bottle." ”

Tuoba nodded impatiently, and once again swore that he would never harm Li Qiu's life.

In this way, the two men reached a gentleman's agreement that had no bullshit effect at all, and General Li, who claimed to be the most honest and never deceived in Dongzhou, pretended to read out a mantra, claiming to be the most reasonable in the Great Wasteland, and the leader of the Shadow Thief Troupe, Tuoba Ji, who would never regret it, firmly remembered the mantra in his heart.