Chapter 19: I'm Crazy
The second generation of officials?
I can't laugh or cry, our family has been a farmer for eight lifetimes, and we have nothing to do with being an official at all.
"It must be like this, Brother Xiaobai is not only a second-generation official, but the official position of the official behind him must be very big, so big that it makes Cai San Dao feel afraid, let alone six million, it is sixty million, and Cai San Dao will also be served obediently!" Ouyang Nana had already fallen into her own thoughts, her eyes flashed with excitement, and she asked in a coquettish voice: "Brother Xiaobai, did you say that people guessed right?"
I fought a cold war and said with a wry smile: "Second generation official, don't lift me up." My father was a farmer, my grandfather was a farmer, and my grandfather was also a farmer. ”
Last year, the company engaged in team building, and the place I went to was my hometown, and my family once hosted a banquet to entertain the company's colleagues.
"What about your uncles, and what about your uncles, and what about your other distant relatives?"
"That is, we only saw your parents, but we didn't know anything about your grandmother's branch. Maybe your uncle is a big official!"
"In my opinion, it should be Xiaobai's girlfriend's parents who are big officials!"
"The official must be very big, at least the mayor, or even the provincial and ministerial level, otherwise it will not be able to deter the three knives at all. ”
My colleagues talked a lot about it, and they decided that I must have a high-ranking official background.
I can only smile bitterly in my heart, what about my girlfriend, where can I find a girlfriend?
However, this seems to be the only plausible and acceptable explanation.
Tong Xin smiled: "Xiaobai, you are hiding deep enough." What do you call this, a private interview with Weifu? Or does your old man think that you should start from the grassroots level and come to our business department to exercise?"
I smiled bitterly: "Manager Tong, don't follow the coaxing, I'm really just an ordinary person!"
"Understand, keep a low profile!"
"Brother Xiaobai, when you develop in the future, don't forget your colleagues who work together!"
The identity of my second-generation official is confirmed, and in the end I can only shut up, neither admitting nor denying it.
Zhao Wei knew that he could no longer unearth valuable information, so he got up and took his leave.
More than ten minutes later, Xiao Zhao and the others came back, elated one by one, as if they had received hundreds of thousands of commissions.
I immediately became the company's star salesman, and everyone was clamoring for me to have a treat.
At noon, we had a meal in a small restaurant outside the company's door, spending more than 1,000 yuan.
In the evening, I went to a famous Cantonese restaurant in Baozhou City, and after eating and drinking, I went to K song again, spending more than 10,000 yuan.
Originally, Tong Xin wanted to pay the bill in the name of the company, but I insisted on refusing.
I'm going to be a million-dollar guy right away, so I don't care.
As a result, at the end of the day, my savings bottomed out, and I had less than 500 yuan left in my pocket.
The next day, Saturday, the company was not working, and I slept until noon because I had drunk too much alcohol the night before.
I don't have to run away from the hitchhiker, I'm about to become a rich man, and I don't have to run around for these two jujubes.
So I had the luxury of ordering a self-hilarious pot, and after eating, I sat on the couch and continued to study my special abilities.
Nails in the palm of the hand, or even cutting the palm of the hand is not a problem.
It seems that I have mastered the ability of super cell repair and regeneration, and now the question is whether it will grow back if I cut off a part of the body.
I held a small knife, and I gestured here and there, but I was slow to put it into action.
If I cut it off and can't grow it, won't I become disabled?
Even if I grow up, if it's in the wrong place, then wouldn't I be deformed?
Xu Zhixin is really, since you taught me a special ability, you told me how to use it.
When I saw it, he planted a finger on the back of his hand, and then it was easily moved to the right place.
Why don't you give it a try?
I didn't dare to move my fingers, so I put my right foot on the sofa and gestured to my little toe for a long time.
Suddenly, I noticed that near the ashtray of the coffee table, there was a small red card.
It was the card Xu Zhixin gave me when he left, and he claimed that it was a small gift for me, because something shocking happened later and I forgot about it.
I picked up the card and found that it was two in a plastic bag, one was the ICBC bank card and the other was Xu Zhixin's ID card.
There is a PIN on the back of the bank card, which is new and shiny, as if it has never been used before.
Xu Zhixin shouldn't have left me some money, tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, or one million?
I was immediately excited, and immediately took my bank card out of the door, went to the ATM of a nearby bank, inserted it, and entered the password.
When I pressed the query button and a line of numbers appeared on the monitor, my heart almost jumped out.
Why are there so many zeros?
One, two, three...... Nine, ten, eleven, counting the two zeros after the decimal point, there are eleven!
God, a billion dollars!
Xu Zhixin gave me one billion yuan, which is still a small gift, it is a super gift!
One billion yuan may be a drop in the bucket for Xu Zhixin, who has lived for more than 3 million years.
But for me, it's an astronomical sum that I can't even imagine!
I counted the zeros over and over again, I couldn't believe it, but I had to believe it.
It's true, I'm a billionaire from this moment on!
Trying, I pressed the withdrawal button and entered the number hundred.
......The ATM machine operated for a while, and it really spit out a 100-yuan bill.
Enter a thousand, and it's done!
Enter 10,000 and still succeed!
It wasn't until I used up the 20,000 yuan on my bank card that day that I happily left the ATM with two large stacks of bills.
Now that I have money, like those who get rich overnight, the first thing that comes to my mind is shopping.
Shopping frantically, I buy what I see, anyway, I have a billion yuan, and I can't spend it all.
I went straight to the mall, bought two suits, two casual wear, three pairs of various shoes, and five ties.
In less than an hour, there was not much left of 20,000 yuan.
But it doesn't matter, there is no limit on the amount of bank card withdrawal, and there is no credit card.
I continued to shop, packing all the popcorn purchases and distributing them to everyone I passed by.
When passing by the hot pot restaurant on the top floor, two plates of meat were added to each customer.
When I passed by the game hall on the second floor, I directly gave the boss 10,000 yuan for everyone to play for free.
Everywhere I passed, there was a thunderous roar of joy, and I received countless words of praise and envious eyes.
It's nice to be rich!
As I passed by the gold jewelry hall on the first floor, I was suddenly caught by a scream.
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