Chapter 218: Who Ate Lao Tzu's Egg
"Are you done listening to me?" Zhang Xiao extinguished the cigarette butt in the ashtray, stood up with a smile, and walked to Gao Desheng's desk, his hands propped on the table. A pair of small eyes flashed with cold light, and said in a low voice: "The matter has come to this, we can only abandon the car to protect the handsome!"
"Abandon the car to protect the handsome?" Gao Desheng was slightly stunned, his original excitement eased a little at this time, he frowned tightly, and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Hehe..." Zhang Xiao smiled slightly, leaned into Gao Desheng's ear, his lips buzzed, and he said a few words softly.
After listening to Zhang Xiao's words, Gao Desheng gasped, his face became solemn, and he said in a deep voice: "You are playing with fire!"
"You and I have no choice!" Zhang Xiao shrugged his shoulders and said disapprovingly.
"How sure are you?"
Zhang Xiao's momentum changed suddenly, making people secretly frightened, and a few cold words popped out from between his teeth, "If you don't try, you will never be sure." ”
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A ray of morning light shone through the gap in the curtain on Wang Tianyou's face, and Wang Tianyou was roasted as if he was in a furnace, and the heat was unbearable.
Rubbing his swollen and aching head vigorously, Wang Tianyou opened his eyes and sat up with a "poof". Looking around, everything was as usual, nothing out of the ordinary.
"I'll do it!" Wang Tianyou lay straight on the bed and scolded angrily, "Damn, this old fox dares to put sweat medicine in wine,! Shame, shame! One day, the master will definitely find this field!"
was scolding indignantly, Wang Tianyou suddenly thought of something, a carp jumped up from the bed again, grinned and rubbed his forehead, "Hey, the blood shadow seemed to say something when he left, I wiped it! I can't remember, what did I say?"
"Grandma is a bear, the master still wants to worship a killer master, who knew that this grandson was so insidious! Damn, it's a shame now, I can't find him if I want to find him!"
Wang Tianyou was like an ant on a hot pot at this time, he didn't even bother to wear clothes, and he was in a hurry in the bedroom shirtless.
"Oh, what time is it!! Wang Tianyou slapped his head, turned his head and saw that it was already half past seven, "My day, what kind of sweat pill is this, the side effects are so big, and now the master's brain is still muddy." Scolding angrily in a low voice, Wang Tianyou hurriedly put on his clothes and opened the door and ran out.
hurriedly went downstairs, but the rest of the people hadn't gone to school yet, and were sitting around the dining table talking about something obscenely. Seeing Wang Tianyou coming down, everyone focused their eyes on Wang Tianyou's body.
"Uh..." Looking at everyone's ill-intentioned eyes, Wang Tianyou couldn't help but be stunned, touched his face, and asked with a confused face: "Morning! I said, what are you all looking at me? Do I have flowers on my face?"
"Go!" Hua Fei smiled gloomily, shook his head at Cheng Yong, who was sitting on the side, and winked.
"Okay!" Cheng Yong immediately understood, nodded, stood up and walked over to Wang Tianyou with a smile, his voice was extremely flattering, "Brother Tianyou." ”
"What are you going to do!" Wang Tianyou took two steps back, looked at Cheng Yong with a wary face, and suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Hehe, people just want to see if you're stealing people outside!" Cheng Yong deliberately pinched his throat, twisted his buttocks, and threw a flattering look at Wang Tianyou with a full face. rushed forward and hugged Wang Tianyou, sniffing Wang Tianyou's clothes with his nose like a dog.
Then he pushed Wang Tianyou away, fanned his nose with disgust, turned his head and said to Hua Fei: "Damn, how can there be a smell of perfume, just the smell of urine!"
"Damn, you have a fucking smell of pee!" Wang Tianyou was not happy at that time, and kicked Cheng Yong's ass hard. Then he moved over the chair and sat in his place, looking at the bread slices on the plate, and suddenly became depressed.
"What about the eggs in here?" Wang Tianyou stretched out his hand and pointed to his plate, glancing at everyone viciously, "Who ate Lao Tzu's eggs?"
"Ahem, Brother Fei, the weather is good today, you see outside, the sun is shining!" Pan Jun coughed twice, poked Hua Fei with his elbow, and said with an embarrassed face.
"Huh?" Hua Fei didn't react at the time, turned his head to look at Pan Jun's eyes, and understood at that time, nodded vigorously, touched his head and laughed: "Haha, yes, yes! The sun is shining, and it is cloudy and sunny!"
"Gotta have it, what are you two talking about?" Wang Tianyou waved his hand impatiently, interrupted the double reed play between the two of them, took a sip of the milk next to him, and continued: "Brother is a little late today, why are you so surprised? Not to mention this, did he steal Lao Tzu's eggs and eat them? I said are you still human?"
"Haha, Brother Tianyou, that's the case!" Lan Jun on the side looked at Wang Tianyou's aggrieved expression, and suddenly laughed, "This egg is like this, my military brother saw that you haven't come down, I'm afraid that this egg will be left to cool like this, so I'll help you eat it! Hey, isn't it just an egg! It's easy to say!" As he spoke, Lan Jun snapped his fingers, turned back to the Filipino maid who was busy and said, "Two more eggs, eggs, eggs!"
"Okay, okay, don't toss!" Wang Tianyou hurriedly stopped Lan Jun, waved his hand at the Filipino maid, and then turned his head to Lan Jun and said, "Don't talk about this egg for the time being." You said that Cheng Yong was so angry, like an explosive dog, he smelled at Lao Tzu, you are engaged in wool?"
"Grass, you're a dog!" Cheng Yong was not happy at that time, and slapped the table vigorously and scolded Wang Tianyou.
"Damn, let's talk nonsense and shoot you to death!" Wang Tianyou was not used to him at all, his eyes widened, and he gritted his teeth and scolded.
"Don't don't, dissipate your anger!" Lan Jun hurriedly pulled Wang Tianyou to the side and became a peacemaker, "Why are you so angry this morning!
"Haha, that's it! Don't bother with that idiot, he owes a beating every day! One day it's like Zhang Xingwen, let Bai be fat and cut him beautiful!" Pan Jun laughed twice, sandwiched the roasted sausage on his plate that he was not willing to eat to Wang Tianyou's plate, and flattered: "Hehe, eat roasted sausage, eat roasted sausage! Brother eats you an egg, and returns you a roasted sausage, don't lose it!"
"My day, it's not your idea for Lao Tzu? Didn't you ask Lao Tzu to see if Wang Tianyou did anything unsightly with other women last night? You traitor to your friends for glory, you are not the son of a turtle, who is the son of a turtle!" Cheng Courage's tears were about to fall, and he slapped the table and scolded indignantly.
"Okay, okay! Don't chirp crookedly! Do you want to know what I did last night?" Wang Tianyou stretched out his hand and pulled Pan Jun, who had already stood up and was about to pounce, back to the chair, and said with a smile: "Isn't that all there is to it? I had a meal with Officer Meng last night, and then went to the night market, and when you came back, you were all asleep! That's all, do you have anything else to ask?"
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