Chapter 131: The Bald Savior and the Female Friend (6,700 Words!)
Tony is a guy who has a knack for making surprises. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info Whether it's all kinds of unimaginable weapons that he introduced when he was an arms dealer. Or did he suddenly announce the closure of the Stark Group's weapons manufacturing division.
Or maybe it's the big new energy movement he made later. Every press conference he has has always had a surprise and everyone wants to see what he can do this time. Especially when everyone guessed that he was going to launch a civilian product.
And now Tony Sketta dares to swear to God that everything that will happen next, including all the subsequent events that will come in the future, has nothing to do with him. Then Tony Stark swore with his bushy head that everything he said was true.
The manager of Walmart's Americas Operations Purchasing Department and Carrefour's Global Purchasing Manager happened to sit next door. In the retail industry, Walmart and Carrefour are both giants, and of course Walmart is a little stronger.
Wal-Mart, the hegemon of supermarkets, controls the world's most important retail sales channel. As a mega company, Walmart always has access to a variety of privileges. This includes crazy price cuts for production companies, as well as requests for huge quantities of products for a limited time, and so on.
It's all quite normal for Walmart. Because in today's retail era, channel is king. Whoever has the channel can really laugh at the end.
However, now the traditional retail industry is facing a strong impact. The main impact is from online sales in the Internet era. In other countries, the trend may not be obvious.
However, for the Chinese market, Wal-Mart and Co-Carrefour clearly feel the market malaise of the traditional retail industry. Because JACK's Taobao is popular in China, online shopping has become a new era of shopping.
If traditional retail companies want to regain lost ground, they must make certain improvements. They have to make their own products! So in the current Wal-Mart or Carrefour supermarkets, you can see some supermarket-only products.
These big retailers have integrated their own suppliers and concentrated their resources to develop some products that can only be bought in their own supermarkets. For example, cheap and good quality cooking oil and grain, or T-shirts and hats, sometimes special metal furniture, and so on.
Today, the giants of the global retail and cosmeceutical industry are gathered because of a postscript from Tony Stark's invitation: this product will not be available for online sales.
In other words, Tony's new products will go through traditional retail channels! Although it is not clear what new products Tony will sell, this does not stop them from speculating.
The Carrefour representative said to the Walmart representative, "What kind of new products do you think Tony will release?" ”
The Walmart representative named Smith shrugged his shoulders: "It's not clear, the last time Mr. Skketa released a civilian product with a punch was a hovercar. Now this kind of car has begun to be marketed on a large scale. ”
"And this time Mr. Stecker wants to release a product that bypasses Stark Group, then it is likely that it will no longer be a product of heavy industry. Anything like a car is impossible, Dyson. ”
The Carrefour representative named Dyson nodded: "If it is a light industrial product, or a daily chemical product, I haven't heard of Mr. Sketta having a lot of research in this area?"
"Could it be a one-person hovering commuter, a miniaturized suspension device for a car, and then used for a one-person device?" Smith guessed.
Nowadays, there are quite a lot of single-person walkers, or balance bikes, in the city. Although the market prospect is there, it is not particularly large. Of course, if the traditional wheeled balance bike is changed to a suspension type, then it is estimated that many people will like it.
Agence France-Presse reporter Jason and Xinhua reporter Zhou Hai speculated about the new product in this direction: "Do you think it may be a technology product in levitation?" Zhou Hai asked.
Jason nodded: "Yes, Tony Stark is a man who pursues speed. Perhaps he may launch more similar products besides hovercars. ”
Jason's analysis was like, "Have you seen Back to the Future? When the actor traveled to 2015, in addition to seeing the hovering car, he also got a maglev skateboard!"
"Although the hoverboard car only came out this year, two years longer than expected in the movie, Tony Stark's launch of the hoverboard at the same time is also a good gimmick. "We have completed the idea of returning to the future, what do you think?"
Jason and Zhou Hai discussed all this with great interest. Almost everyone in the room was speculating about technology, machinery, and most importantly, about electronic devices such as AR and VR.
Because according to Tony Stark's habits, all this is the direction and purpose of his research. No one can guess what the theme of today's conference is!
When the scheduled time of the press conference arrived, the host on the field finally ushered in the product project manager of Shuguang Company to the stage after a bunch of opening remarks.
It was an old man in his sixties, but he was in good spirits, and his name was Starleone. This time, Tony and Pepp didn't come to host the product launch in person, as for the reason, probably because they can't afford to lose this person.
"Ladies and gentlemen, distinguished guests, welcome. Starleon's opening words were simple and straightforward: "I guess you must be wondering how the world's preeminent scientist and philanthropist Tony Stark has changed the world countless times with his inventions!
Everyone is looking forward to this product launch conference, but there are 25 online media live broadcasts throughout the whole process. It can be said that people in any country in the world will be able to see the live release.
Because the new energy released by Tony Stark last time has had a profound change in the world. So this time, his new product launch was watched by more than 90 million people around the world.
Netizen A: "Is this time going to change the world?"
Netizen B: "It's hard to say. It seems that the news that came out of the scene is that this is an ordinary civilian product. ”
Netizen C: "Tony Stark won't let us down! He's a man who was born to change the world!"
Tony, who was far away in the Illuminati Zero Hour Base, buried his face deep in his knees, he didn't dare to look up at the computer screen, he was afraid that his name would be wasted after the product content was announced on the spot.
"Cheer up Tony. This is a good thing that changes the world as well. Li Jie sat next to Tony and cheered him on.
"No, can you turn the computer screen to the side? I don't want to see what happens later. Tony covered his face with his hands, and when he really confirmed that he was selling hair growth lotions, he felt so embarrassed. This is not his style at all.
Iron Man should be cool, studying tall things like machinery, supercars, and new energy. Why did he listen to Li Jie's words in a daze and set up a company to sell hair growth lotion?
But whether Tony wants to face it or not, what he's worried about will happen. At the press conference, Starleone said in an excited tone: "Now I will introduce to you a grand introduction, a product that is enough to change the world! That is the new technology product that Tony Stark has spent years and countless efforts to create: Dawning 101 Hair Growth Water!"
Far away in Rome, Tony held himself into a ball on the couch and covered his ears. It's a shame, it's a shame, it's a shame! For the first time in his life, Tony knew what embarrassing cancer was.
At the press conference, when Starleone said the name of the product and said that it was a hair growth lotion, the scene fell silent.
“WTF?” Wal-Mart's representative Smith couldn't help but explode a swear word, Tony Stark sells hair growth lotion? I'm afraid I didn't participate in a fake product launch event, and the inviter was actually a fake Tony Stark! He's okay, at least he can react.
The other delegates and reporters who came to the product presentation were all in an out-of-body state, as if it was Voldemort from the Harry Potter movies who had just stood on the stage, and Voldemort had recited a petrified spell to them.
On the platform of online live broadcasting, countless netizens also seemed to have their keyboards out of order in an instant, as if they had suddenly forgotten how to type, and Internet public opinion was instantly quiet.
Until the scene raised a trembling hand, this is Xinhua News Agency reporter Zhou Hai, he asked in a sleepwalking tone: "Hello, you just said that Mr. Tony's new product is hair growth lotion?"
Zhou Hai felt like he was dreaming. Even if Tony now announces that he has invented a superweapon that could destroy the planet with a single shot. Even this kind of invention will not be wrong for anyone, although it will be a little shocking, but at least this is within the range of everyone's estimates.
But what is Iron Man doing when he sells hair growth lotion? And he has been studying it for several years? By the way! Could it be that Tony was actually a bald man! He had always relied on wigs and hair transplants to cover himself up, and he invented this in order to cure his hair loss problem? The reporters instantly thought of a hot theme, "The Mystery of Iron Man's Hair Loss for Five Years."
And when Zhou Hai's question passed, the scene could be regarded as coming to his senses. The audience fell into a state of psychedelia, and some people felt that it was a hoax, and the press conference was not called by Tony at all.
Another part of the people think that Tony is engaged in mechanical munitions, and hair growth water belongs to the category of biology or chemistry, and Tony can't come up with any good products.
And on the Internet, netizens who have just been petrified have also been resurrected.
Netizen A: "Oh my God! Tony Stark sells hair growth lotion? What kind of trouble? Is the hair that grows after use up as hard as gold and titanium alloy?"
Netizen B: "I must have watched a fake press conference." ”
Netizen C: "Tony Stark is the best hair growth water in the world even if he sells hair growth lotion!" Netizen C continues to play the role of his Iron Man brainless fan.
Tony, who was far away at the Illuminati Zero Hour base, was shivering. He is hiding here because he is afraid that after today's press conference, a reporter will go to the company to block the door.
The rest of the Illuminati, including Captain Rogers, watched the launch with great interest.
Professor Charles: "It looks like it's very public. "Tony: Negative publicity for me!
Captain Rogers: "It's a kind of contrast propaganda. Tony had never been involved in this type of industry before. The inter-industry performances of the supergiants are always eye-catching. "Tony: I don't want any of these eyeballs!
Dr. Hank: "Tony, I invented this hair growth lotion though. But I do think it's best to have the title of inventor of this thing on your head. "Tony: You just want to see me make a fool of myself!
Li Jie: "This time, I would like to thank Tony for his contribution to the organization. I believe that once this product is launched, it will make enough money for our organization, and we won't need Tony to pay the bills out of pocket, and it will be best if we can be self-sufficient. Thank you, Tony!" Tony: It's because of you that you made me like this!
Mr. Iron Man hid in the corner of the couch, and he wanted to draw a few circles to curse these guys who didn't think it was a big deal to see the excitement.
And at the press conference.
"Everyone, be quiet. Starleon is an experienced manager, and he knows how to control the chaos on the spot, which is to divert everyone's attention: "Everyone, please listen to me. ”
"This product is completely different from all the hair growth products we have seen on the market before. There is no false propaganda. Starleone pulled out a small bottle, the pure black packaging and the simple printing design looked very high-end.
And the large LED screen behind him also shows a corresponding magnified picture.
"It's a real hair growth product without any other gimmicks. There is no such thing as a course or cycle, you just need to use it. Then within ten minutes, there will be an unexpected effect. Lesdaon motioned for a few people who were ready to come up to the stage.
These people all have a common trait, which is hair loss. Lesdaon knows very well that no kind of words are as convincing as reality. He decided to demonstrate the prowess of Mr. Tony's new invention on the spot!
Everyone present now roughly understood what he was going to do. Because he just said that as long as you use this hair growth lotion, you will start to grow hair again within ten minutes!
The way Dawning 101 works is simple. It is poured out like water, just apply the hair growth lotion to the top part. It also doesn't have any pungent smell on its own.
When the camera focuses on the heads of the ten men on stage who have lost their hair. After watching them apply hair growth lotion, after only a minute, black hair roots appeared in the area where they had already lost their hair. Everyone at the scene, including netizens who watched the live broadcast on the Internet, expressed their admiration.
Everyone found that this hair growth lotion is really completely different from those roadside ads, and this is something that really works!
Lesdaon spoke on stage about the various functions of the hair growth lotion and the characteristics of the product. And repeatedly emphasized that this product is non-toxic and harmless, and does not have any harmful ingredients to the human body:. The only minor flaw is that a bottle of hair growth lotion only lasts for 90 days. If it still works, then you need to continue to buy it.
Representatives of the major hypermarkets and cosmeceutical chains instantly understood the importance of this kind of thing. The launch of this product will instantly change the entire world cosmeceutical landscape. Especially when it comes to hair care.
Because Dawning 101 is a continuous repair and maintenance of hair follicles. Even people who don't have hair loss can use this potion to protect their hair. This is an irresistible temptation for many ladies who like to perm their hair, as well as get their hair styled.
Perming and dyeing hair can hurt hair and hair follicles. With Dawning 101, you don't have to worry about dry hair, split ends, and yellowing! In the future, hair care liquids of brands such as Head & Shoulders, Icalus, Rejoice, Sassoon and so on will be eliminated! One bottle of Dawning 101 can meet the needs of multiple bottles!
Starleone's speech set the mood in the audience. For the supermarket executives, they understand the importance of this item. How many people will queue up all night at the door of a supermarket just to buy a bottle of Dawn 101?
How much foot traffic does this product bring to a mall? As long as the brain is not broken, the marketing director understands what the traffic behind the scenes means for a supermarket.
In particular, Tony made it clear in his previous invitation that this thing will no longer be sold online. It will only be sent directly to the hands of major retailers, without any resale.
This eliminates the possibility of buying the Dawn 101 elsewhere. Even if you can buy it in other places, it comes from supermarkets or drugstores.
Because the Illuminati are now in dire need of a return of funds. Therefore, Li Jie does not think it is a good idea to use online sales or build a sales channel by himself.
Although from the point of view of maximizing profits, it is best to build a sales channel on your own. But it takes too much time. There are many examples of making your own sales channel like Xiaomi mobile phones, and the final effect is not particularly good.
So after discussing with Tony, Li Jie decided to directly use the strongest channel merchants in the world to sell goods for himself. In modern society, it is said that the channel is king, and the channel is the boss.
But this also depends on the situation. When a product is scarce and is a scarce must-have. Then it is a seller's market, whoever has the goods in his hand is the boss, and the channel must be obedient and obedient.
Because there's more than just one channel. If you are kicked out of the channel circle because of the lack of some kind of trump card product, that is the most terrible.
In today's society where commodity homogeneity is severe. What kind of online games do you do, what kind of VR do you do to make money, you have to compete with the same type of people. It takes the trouble to make a super hot online game to make money, and you also need to take into account the profit life of the online game.
How can there be such a good business of hair growth water that has been making money once and for all. As long as there are people in this world who lose their hair, then this product can continue to make money! The most important thing is that this kind of thing cannot be imitated by others.
When the men with hair loss on stage all grew their hair back, and the original hair became softer and shinier.
The first to lose his breath at the press conference was Watsons' Asia Operations Director: "Excuse me. I would like to first ask whether Dawning 101 is a drug batch number or a cosmetic batch number. ”
This question is critical. Because if it is a drug, not all supermarkets are qualified to sell drugs. Starleon smiled slightly: "Please rest assured, this is classified as a cosmetic batch number." ”
Hearing this, all the retail representatives on the scene breathed a sigh of relief. If it's cosmetics, it means that it can be shipped on a large scale.
"Mr. Starleon, what is the capacity of your products, and when will the first products be available?" said Smith, a representative of Walmart, with a more direct question.
The bigwigs of the traditional retail industry are also the ones most affected by e-commerce. They need a fist product to pull back their position!
"The current production capacity is 300,000 bottles a month. The first batch of products has already been produced, and about 100,000 bottles are ready to be shipped in the warehouse. In the future, the production capacity will be expanded to about one million bottles a month. After that, it will be expanded depending on the situation. Starleon's smile made Smith a little nervous.
100,000 bottles is too small for Walmart, which has tens of thousands of stores around the world, to allocate resources to each store. Even a million bottles is too small for the Walmart family to eat them all.
At this moment, Smith felt that all his peers in the room were enemies! Many people, who were as light as brothers just now, have now begun to keep their distance.
The number of products is limited, that is to say, whoever has good conditions and who takes the lead will be able to get the supply!
Smith had already begun to whisper to the assistant behind him, "Do everything you can to get me to see Miss Peppard! I'm going to sign an agreement with her in the afternoon! I'm going to see this product on the shelves of Walmart tomorrow!"
The representative of Watsons also held his mobile phone and whispered to the president of the group: "We have to get this kind of hair growth water at all costs, even if it is not profitable, we must share some resources." Otherwise, there will no longer be a foothold for Watsons in the cosmeceutical market in the future!"
And Dawning 101 Hair Growth Lotion is just the beginning of today's press conference. Lesdaon smiled and told all the delegates involved in the launch that the company planned for its next product.
"Dawning Scar Repair Solution (tentative name). Able to repair various small wounds on the body caused by various accidents. Including cuts and burns. It is possible to repair large areas of skin with burns of the first degree. "All of this that Starleone said, for anyone who knows the cosmetics and plastic surgery market, is enough to set off a global storm.
From now on, the backward methods of skin grafting and laser scar removal will say goodbye to human beings completely. Sugon will introduce a more friendly makeup treatment method for all those in need!"
All the people who watched the live press conference were stunned for a moment, not to mention that skin grafting and laser scar removal were going to say goodbye. If this scar repair solution really appears, then any Lancôme small black bottle and SK2 big red bottle can all be thrown into the trash!
As a well-informed veteran reporter, Zhou Hai knew very well what everything that happened today meant, and he looked at Jason of AFP and said in an admiring tone: "Tony Stark is going to become the leader of the global cosmeceutical market!"
"yes. Jason chimed in: "Weapons and guns are men's toys, and cosmetics are women's toys. Tony played both of them very slippery!"Hmm? Jason suddenly felt as if he had found a good news spot.
And when the launch of Aurora hair growth lotion and the announcement of the Auroros scar repair liquid product plan. The world is boiling again, and this time it's not because of something so high. Rather, it is a cheer from the needs of the common people at the bottom.
What develops helium-3, what hovering cars are always too far away from civilians. These things always felt out of reach for them. But now Tony's new products are real things that can change people's daily lives.
In particular, it can be said that the wound repair solution can help many people who have been disfigured by accidents to restore their appearance. This will be a great event of immeasurable merit.
Countless women online are looking forward to the release of the repair solution. And countless men began to inquire where to buy Dawn 101. Even if you have to queue up all night, you must buy it!
Slogans such as "Bald Savior", "Friends of Women", have begun to spread on the Internet. And those titles were all given to Tony Stark. Thank you for all he does for both men and women. Although Tony can't possibly like this title: Bald Buster Iron Man. It sounds like the name of a third-rate villain.
And Mr. Iron Man, who was being talked about by everyone, is still shivering in the sofa. He looked at Mr. Nightkin with a smile in front of him. Although he had expected it, he did not expect his reputation to be so completely ruined.
And all of this is given by this guy in front of him, he said that he wants to get hair growth lotion! And what kind of scar repair solution will he get after the hair growth water is finished! A good Iron Man has become a cosmetics seller!
Nightkin wait, wait, one day I'll make you pay!" thought a shivering Mr. Iron Man.
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